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PPoME3| We'll Have That Treasure, Thanks!
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Sonya and her pirates may have gotten a head start to the cave in search of Tristan Blue's treasure hoard, but Captain Quinn and First Mate Naltana have some "help" catching up in record time. It will take every spell Yolaris can cast, every ounce of An-kor's half-orc strength, all the Rockstar moves Naltana can muster, and all the fancy swordplay …
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When last we left our hereos. Hanna is missing. An investigation of her apartment has lead to a even more mysterious mansion. Fried chicken was purcahsed and a muffin shop employee was shamed. The cult of many hugs gave hugs, and a mission is underway. Our heroes are now trying to sneak into the house to gather clues. Mistport Misfits | Loot and Da…
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Captain Quinnara and First Mate Naltana have secured a map to a small island where it is rumored the fabled treasure of Tristan Blue and the ship known as The Black Swan were last seen. If 'tis true, 'tis treachery that awaits our adventuring heroines and their crew: One Toe Joe, An-kor, Squirrel, and Yolaris. Another ship under the command of Sony…
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Avast! This episode of Loot & Dagger has hereby been seized and commandeered by the Planar Pirates of Mistport! Meet Captain Quinnara and First Mate Naltana, 2 down on their luck swashbuckling adventurers following a lead on the location of the Legendary treasure of infamous Captain Tristan Blue. All they need is a crew for the Siren's Song, a plan…
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When last we left our Mistport misfits. In the wake of Zuggtmoy's destruction, Mistport is rebuilding and its resources stretched thin. It’s in the downtrotten side of town that 4 unlikely friends, a warforged detective, a gnome tinkerer, an elvish assasin, and a human cleric, get a case. To find a woman named Hana who has gone missing. We find our…
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The beginning to a story from the ashes of Seasons 1 thru 3. An odd collection of friends decide to take on a case involving Hanna, whose gone missing in recent weeks. The warfarged detective, the gnome that loves things that go boom, the mysterious assassin, and an accidental folk legend embark on quest that may lead deep into the Mistport underwo…
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S4 Side Hustle | The Jade Chimera Job
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Before we start Season 4 proper, here's a little peek at Jade Chimera. Who has hired a few crooks to perform a mission, hoping to help her obtain a pair of powerful weapons. Guests are from our gloriously talented and hilarious friends from the North By North Quest Podcast. Mistport Misfits | Loot and Dagger Discord Subscribe to the podcast | iTune…
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This is it. From the small town of Phandalin, to the depths of the underdark, to the royal palace of Mistport. Our heroes have loved and lost and are currently engaged in battle with the Prince of Demons, the Demogorgon. Lets join them now and see if they can defeat the choas that threatens everyone. Mistport Misfits | Loot and Dagger Discord Subsc…
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Aww hell naw shit is going down in the underdark. Demons, drow, demon lords, all fighting in pure chaos and our hereos must navigate through this terror and somehow save the world. Mistport Misfits | Loot and Dagger Discord Subscribe to the podcast | iTunes Read our tweets | @lootanddagger Patreon | patreon.com/lootanddagger Support +1 Pen of Smiti…
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We finally come back to our main heroes. Viktor, Tiri, Vladislav, and Matilda are resting in an Inn near the Sweet Water jungle. Having recovered from their fight with the aspect of Gratz they now wake up in order to plot their next steps. Will they have what it takes to save the world? Lets find out, now. Our website | http://www.lootanddagger.com…
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S3E29 | Ladies of Chaos Side Quest 5/5 | Fighting Chaos with Chaos
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When last we left. Our heroes have gone about 3 blocks and just finished fighting a gross balloon demon. That’s really about it. But now they are on the doorstep of true evil and will they be able to save Mistport from Zuggtmoy? Find out. Now. Our website | http://www.lootanddagger.com Subscribe to the podcast | iTunes Read our tweets | @lootanddag…
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S3E28 | Ladies of Chaos Side Quest 4/5 | The Gross Balloon Fight
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When last we left. Kalivar, Girl, Gigi, and Mostly There Malone were at a bar. Threatened everyone who had beer to not drink beer. Chaos erupted. Demons began attacking Mistport. There was a pot smoking plant wall, then a wizard blob was poked by an angel. Now our heroes have scouted the area and realize the greater threat looming. Zuttmoy is being…
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S3E27 | Ladies of Chaos Side Quest 3/5 | Bushes and Pocket Berries
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When last we left our heroes. Girl, Kalivar, Gigi, and Mostly there Malone were simply trying to enjoy an evening of slapping drinks out of tavern goers hands when demons errupted. In their pursuit to figure out what the hell is going on, they got a demon plant high, opened a gate to a celestial realm. An angel appeared, poked the demon blob wizard…
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S3E26 | Ladies of Chaos Side Quest 2/5 | Demons and Angels
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Gigi, Mostly there Malone, Girl and Kalivar Kriv met in a tavern. It didn’t take long before all hell broke loose and the group realized Mistport is being attacked by demons. A mysterious figure confirmed that something is trying bring Zuggtmoy into the city. Now they must figure out a way to stop it. Our website | http://www.lootanddagger.com Subs…
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S3E25 | Ladies of Chaos Side Quest 1/5 | The Port Hole
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When last we left. Demon lords have risen. Grit Toughnstuff stumbled his a way back to Faerun with One, only to make a sacrifice to secure victory at the Red Mage Enclave. It wasn’t his prime target but lives were saved regardless. Viktor, Tiri, Matilda, and Vladislav are still recovery from their brutal battle with the aspect of Gratzz. Our websit…
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Grit Toughnstuff and One used a Leviathon Chaos Engine to travel to Faerun, but it would seem fate had different plans. They arrived at the Red Mage Enclave instead of Mistport and were immediately thrust into the middle of a fierce battle. We join them now, as they continue their fight with the demon lord Baphomet. Our website | http://www.lootand…
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When last we left Grit and One, they’d journed deep into the mournlands to find the last remaining core they’d need in order to repair the chaos engine. Along the way they battled monsterious one eyed elf mutants and sifted through the rubble of Grit’s old home. We join them now, with the chaos engine roaring to life and about to teleport back to F…
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S3E22 | Elvish Cyclops Mutants Hate Taint Damage
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When last we left Grit and One... Grit is on a journey to get back to Fareun. But the chaos engine that could teleport him exactly when and where he'll need to be is in dire need a new power core. They found it, at his old house. With the power core secure, they now set their sights on the next leg of their adventure. Our website | http://www.loota…
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While Tiri, Viktor, Matilda, and Vlad are resting after a near fatal demon lord encounter. Another story began. Grit Toughnstuff, a friend of the party, who’d gotten displaced in time and forced to live through 200 years on another world. One ravaged by war. He found his way back to an important research facility and came across One, a curious crea…
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Fate is a fickle and calculating beast. While Vladislav, Tiri, Viktor and Matilda are resting after their run in with the demon lord Gratz, Grit Toughnstuff is on another planet and in this exact moment spin together his own story, desperate to get back to Fauren. This is where we’ll start. Our website | http://www.lootanddagger.com Subscribe to th…
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When last we left our hereos. On the ship of Mars Bruno. The gods Tymora and Pelor themselves were able to stop time long enough to warn Viktor and Terri they should not step inside the portal presented to them. Tymora seems to have a crush on Viktor and Pelor deemed Tiri's sword the 'Godslayer'. Matilda stepped through the portal leaving everyone …
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When last we left our hereos. The tournment of Mars Bruno has been won. To the victors go the spoils, and in this case, a book that could help defeat the demon lords. Debouchary island is rigged to explode on detonation and our adventures are surrounded by the enemy. Outnumbered, surely outmatched, could this be the end? Lets find out. Our website …
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When last we left our heroes. The torment on debauchery island is at hand. Foes have been vanquished and robots dissembled. Vlad Must Die have fallen and now we’re on the the final round. Where winner gets an item from the Mars Bruno treasure vault. Will our heroes be victorious? Lets find out. Our website | http://www.lootanddagger.com Subscribe t…
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Our heroes made their way to debauchery island and proceeded to take an entire day to drink, sing, dance, and have breakfast. Now they’re about to begin a tournament that will soon prove to be the ultimate test of their abilities. Will they be victorious and win the book that could potentially save the world? Who knows? I mean, I do. But you must k…
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When last we left our heroes. While on the island of Mars Bruno, the party decided a night of drinking and dancing was in order. Friends were made, rugs were cut, and introspection had at the bottom of multiverse ale. We join our party now as the night comes to a close. A tournment is ahead of them, one that will decide the fate of Faerun. Season 3…
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When last we left our heroes. Elsewhere on the island, Mandolin and her band of misfits were engaging in bomb planting shenanigans. So we turn our attention back to Tiri, Viktor, Vladislav, and Matilda. They’d just traded fried chicken for secrets and entered a tournament in order to win one of the most important books in the world. If they don’t s…
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When last we left our band of misfits. There was a murder of clowns, a secret misssion accepted, a corndog vendor met, and autographs signed. The entrance to the engine room was found and odd technology liters its hallways. We find our unlikely band of heroes about to face off against a T-Rex in hopes of reaching the engine room. Will the defenses …
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Mandolin has a mission. To place a bomb that when remotely detonated will take down the Island of Debauchery. She’s not alone, after murdering some fiendish clowns, she found some minions that will help move the mission forward. We find the story now in front of a hot dog stand where Mandolin and the misfits discuss what to do next. Season 3 is run…
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While Tiri, Vladislav, Matilda, and Viktor were taking shots with a beholder Mandolin Stone has arrived. Promised a large some of money by the Zhentarium to complete a secret, and likely deadly, mission. We will now join Mandolin, and eventually a crew of out of place misfits. Season 3 is run using the D&D 5e Ruleset created by Wizards of the Coast…
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When last we left our heroes. Matilda researched cults and devised a plan of entry, hoping to use the devilish charms of Vladislav. Though after interogating a member of the Cult of Many Eyes, and offering fried chicken to their beholder leader, an easier route may have been found. A dagger amulet may be just the key to gain our adventures access t…
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When last we left our heroes... They battled, and were victorious against Sasha and her undead dragon, allowing them to close a portal to Orcus, the demon lord of undeath. Now they’re back in Mistport researching ways to gain access to Mars Bruno’s floating island of corruption. Along the way Matilda bumped into Tiri’s sister and patches, the saber…
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When last we left our heroes. Phandalin lays in ruins at the hands of Sasha, a red mage driven to madness from a demon lord’s influence. Sadly Viktor could only resurrect so many of the fallen townsfolk. Matilda learned that her home, the red mage enclave, has been destroyed, and Tiri continues to seek out father’s aid. Our heroes now figure out th…
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When last we left our heroes. Phandalin is under attack by a red mage and her undead dragon, a furious battle is still raging and when the dust settles some serious questions need to be answered. Lets join the adventure now, deep in the heart of an undead skirmish. Season 3 is run using the D&D 5e Ruleset created by Wizards of the Coast. Our websit…
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S3E6 | The Undead Portal Crashers | Part 2
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When last we left our characters. They found Phandalin in ruins and culprit is a Red Mage named Sasha who commands an undead dragon. Our heroes also found that Sasha was opening a portal, and on the other side of this portal was Orcus, the demon lord of undeath, and his countless minions. We join Tiri, Viktor, Vladislav and Matilda where they left …
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S3E5 | The Undead Portal Crashers | Part 1
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When last we left our heroes, they were on their way to Phandalin in order to track down leads in hopes of finding Mars Bruno. Unfortunately, they found out a terrible demonic corruption has taken hold of the area and quickly spreading. Phandalin itself has been overrun by a mysterious dragon and it’s rider. Lets join them now, as they figure out w…
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When last we left our heroes. The darkest timeline revealed that Matilda may one day become the sinister hero known as the Red Mask. This revelation thanks to her future self who has kindly given our heroes a hint in order to alter the course of history. Find Mars Bruno, take his demon summoning book, and perhaps they have a chance at taking down t…
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S3E3 | The Red Mask and the Darkest Timeline
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After a formal dinner with Viktor’s brother Jacob, the count of Mistport, everyone smoozed the night away. Drinks were had, friendships forged and love is in the air. Vladislav attuned himself to the arcane lay lines at the mages guild. Tiri and Jacob sparred and spent quality time. Viktor gets involved with his kingdom’s infrastructure and picked …
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When last we left our heroes. Viktor Sinclair, the honorable son of Mistport, returned home. He wasn’t alone, not by a long shot. Tiri, Vladislav, and Matilda along with a ragtag of other heroes were all in tow. The homecoming was bitter sweet as refugees from demon and drow destroyed towns are camping just outside the Mistport walls. Our heroes ha…
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Our story began with Viktor Sinclair and Grit ToughnStuff. Along the way of saving Phandalin from bandits and the forces of the Black Spider, VIktor befriended and took under his wing a Goblin named Twix. Twix slayed the king of goblins, a dragon, and the Black Spider himself. Though it was apparent darker forces were lurking in the world. Drow rai…
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Side Quest | The Undead Circus | Part 3 of 3
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Con artist Mandolin Stone has recruited a pair of hapless barbarians; dragonborn Kalivar Kriv and a human girl raised by wolves, named Girl. Their aim is to solve a mystery. A very unique sort of circus is concerned that some of their customers are going missing, which is very bad for business. Our website | http://www.lootanddagger.com Subscribe t…
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Side Quest | The Undead Circus | Part 2 of 3
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Con artist Mandolin Stone has recruited a pair of hapless barbarians; dragonborn Kalivar Kriv and a human girl raised by wolves, named Girl. Their aim is to solve a mystery. A very unique sort of circus is concerned that some of their customers are going missing, which is very bad for business. Our website | http://www.lootanddagger.com Subscribe t…
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Side Quest | The Undead Circus | Part 1 of 3
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Con artist Mandolin Stone has recruited a pair of hapless barbarians; dragonborn Kalivar Kriv and a human girl raised by wolves, named Girl. Their aim is to solve a mystery. A very unique sort of circus is concerned that some of their customers are going missing, which is very bad for business. Our website | http://www.lootanddagger.com Subscribe t…
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The search for topside is coming to a close. After run ins with the drow, dealing with crazy fish people, coming face to face with the prince of demons, and defeating the nightmare king. Our heroes are now within striking distance of seeing sunlight. Will they be victorious? Stay tuned to find out. Season 2 is run using the D&D 5e Ruleset created b…
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When last we left our heroes. The battle for Blingdenstone was bloody faught and ultimately won. Now all that’s left to do is tend to the wounded and plan their ascend to the surface. What will happen next? Find out now. Season 2 is run using the D&D 5e Ruleset created by Wizards of the Coast and uses the Out of the Abyss compaign book as framework…
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The battle of Blingdenstone rages. Gnomes VS Goo. Our hereos vs the Nightmare King. It's time for the big boss showdown. Who will be victorious? Find out now. Season 2 is run using the D&D 5e Ruleset created by Wizards of the Coast and uses the Out of the Abyss compaign book as framework to help tell the story. Our website | http://www.lootanddagge…
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Our heroes are so close to their goal of finding a way out to the surface world. The only problem are a bunch of goos. After joining forces with the gnomes of Blingdenstone, our heroes journyed to an overlook to assess the enemy goo situation. While at the overlook they faught a very upset aspect of the demon lord Zuggtmoy. With that battle over we…
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The way to the surface world is blocked by the gnomish nightmare king. Blingdenstone’s councel held court with our adventures and it was approved that they can help in the upcoming battle. First on the agenda is to assess the situation and report back with their findings. What will they find? Perhaps death, perhaps doom, perhaps we should join them…
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When last we left our heros. A feast for all after being welcomed into the underdark gnomish city of Blingdenstone. It was the first decent rest our adventures have had in seemingly months. Once they woke, they made their way to the city center to find Dorbo and Sennie, the rulers of Blingdenstone. Only they were ambushed by gelatinus cubes. Which …
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It has been a long road for our heroes. Escaping imprisonment by the drow, pissing off a pair of demon lords, alien cave babies and gnomish grandmothers. Finally arriving at Blingdenstone our adventures have made themselves at home and wasted no time preparing a feast that may always be remembered. We find them now, in a moment of relaxation before…
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Our heroes agreed to bring supplies to Blingdenstone in exchange for information on a possible route to the surface world. Along the way they had a cave party and then ran into Zook, a crab like demon claiming to be the right hand to the Demogorgan. Battle insued and of course our adventures were victorious. We pick up now where Viktor, Terri, Vlad…
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