))
Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,0 ...
…
continue reading
Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe, seeing where each fascinating one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
…
continue reading
Luke crowns Disneyland as the people-watching capital of the world, but Pete just can’t see it. Instead, he wants to talk about how similar Giles Coren and Luke are. Elsewhere, Luke tells Donny about some saucy bodice-ripping Napoleonic fan fiction and, after another mention of airports, Luke can’t comprehend why anyone would have four kids, let al…
…
continue reading
1
A Good Woman is Hard to find | EP104 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
1:26:12
1:26:12
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
1:26:12
On this weeks episode the boys talk Trusting each other. The sexual health clinic, STD’s and we have a dilemma from a young guy who is currently unhappy with his partner and receiving attention elsewhere should he jump ship? If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeand…
…
continue reading
Luke’s ecstatic about the recent Oasis reunion announcement, declaring himself a “proper music fan,” while Pete couldn’t care less. Instead, Donny reminisces about the most punk rock moment of his life: a massive hotdog bun fight in the middle of Wembley Arena. Oh, and Pete wants to know the answer to a very important question: did Luke shit his pa…
…
continue reading
Pete reveals his go-to breakup tactics, while Luke dives into the universal concept of every culture having its own version of a sandwich, igniting the timeless debate: soft shell or hard shell tacos? Plus, the Battery Daddy gets edged with the prospect of another new player. Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on X, Threads or…
…
continue reading
1
My Husband hasn’t touched me in 4 years, is it over? | EP103 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
1:33:39
1:33:39
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
1:33:39
On this weeks episode the boys argue again about the kind of women they find attractive. Pete says Luke looks like a man off of the show “Love is Blind”. Prenups, wedding gifts and charging people to come to your wedding then they have two dilemmas about nudes and 4 years without intimacy. The boys are on the case. If you have any questions or dile…
…
continue reading
Luke’s baffled that Donny still buys paper train tickets, while Pete wonders if a wax ticket could get you into Madame Tussauds. After that, Pete dives into the banditry of Brazil and Luke introduces the newest member of his family… his Ring doorbell. And by the way, how are you celebrating National Webmistress Day? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com…
…
continue reading
Luke's leather shorts and Donny's Game of Thrones-style trip to Bratislava can mean only one thing - summer is here! In this special bonus episode, brought to you in partnership with Beavertown, the lads share some of their favourite summer memories as well as a few hilarious listener submissions. If you didn’t get a chance to share your story, vis…
…
continue reading
Luke and Pete trade horror stories about nature’s weapons of destruction after Alicia Silverstone has a run in with a toxic Jerusalem cherry. Then, talk turns to fake dog turd antics…naturally! Plus, the lads pour one out for the man behind the Democracy Manifest meme. Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram…
…
continue reading
1
My boyfriend’s friend was secretly watching us in the wardrobe | EP102 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
1:31:10
1:31:10
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
1:31:10
This week the boys talk kissing your dog, Pete nearly kills Luke with an attempt at an accent. We get a voice not with a question from one of the Sheetsters and we answer the dilemma from a woman who’s Boyfriend let his friend watch them having s*x unbeknownst to her until she heard grunting coming from the wardrobe. Is it time for to hire “S*x Sec…
…
continue reading
Luke gloats about his latest lime bike accomplishment but Pete is quick to bring him back down to earth, reminding him that, technically, he’s mechanically doping. In return, Luke makes fun of his accent. Plus, they can’t let the Olympics chat pass by before they discuss the B Girl phenomenon, Raygun. Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get…
…
continue reading
What’s more impactful, the death of the Queen or WWE? Has Trump been replaced with deep fake AI? And why can’t posh people fathom the concept of a bag of crisps? There’s a lot to cover… Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram. ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you ge…
…
continue reading
1
"Why am I attracting all the weirdos on dating apps?" | EP101 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
1:28:02
1:28:02
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
1:28:02
On this weeks episode the boys talk about two boys who were switched at birth by accident and one ended up with a rich parent and one with a poor. They answer the question what are the “red flags” they look out for when dating. And a Sheetster has the question “why am I attracting all the weirdos on dating sites” this and more. If you have any ques…
…
continue reading
Pete eyes a new job as a CNBC reporter as he dives into the bizarre story of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s bear carcass incident… Meanwhile Luke confesses he’s never bought anything from Greggs - ever! Plus, a listener’s email fuels Luke’s obsession with banana spiders even more! Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Inst…
…
continue reading
Lukey considers a change in employment, and could you style out a week in a public-facing role, covered in lovely engine oil? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram. ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make…
…
continue reading
1
“My girlfriend wants me to do the unthinkable in the bedroom” | EP100 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
1:45:13
1:45:13
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
1:45:13
The boys are celebrating the 100th episode with a beautiful cake from lakes_bakez one our loyal Sheetsters. We also have a word from our sponsors Lucius and Pablo! And the boys talk police problems, a man who’s girlfriend want him to eat the backdoor and they have been sent in one of the funniest stories they have ever heard. If you have any questi…
…
continue reading
Pete’s yearning for some salt liquorice Spunk but Luke can’t jump onboard. Elsewhere, Luke questions if Donny has what it takes to become a taxi man and Pete likens Luke to JD Vance. Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram. ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get y…
…
continue reading
Donny wonders how long it would take to realise your ball sack was hanging out of your hot pants. Meanwhile, Luke tells the cautionary tale of pressure washing your foot. Plus, Pete ships a durian to the office...because why wouldn't he? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram. ***Please take the time to rat…
…
continue reading
1
"I cant have a disagreement with her because she will Cry" | EP99 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
1:24:43
1:24:43
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
1:24:43
On this weeks episode Luke and Pete discuss their outing to buy brake pads and how Luke embarrasses Pete. And they have a couple of dilemmas including one from a man who’s partner is extremely emotional. Can their relationship survive? If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail H…
…
continue reading
Luke declares his love for Mongolian throat singing as they discuss the weird but wonderful Nordic folk band, Heilung. Elsewhere, Pete is certain that European train pornography marked the birth of the internet. Plus, Luke confesses he has to do yet another driving awareness course! Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitte…
…
continue reading
Is laughing the most effective way to disarm one of the world’s biggest threats to democracy? The lads dive into American history, from the assassination attempt on Trump, to Pete confusing Thomas Edison for a Founding Father. Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram. ***Please take the time to rate and revie…
…
continue reading
1
“All of my friends had an O*gy and didn’t invite me” | EP98 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
1:25:07
1:25:07
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
1:25:07
The boys are just answering your juicy dilemmas this week. How could they not with one woman feeling left out because her friendship group had an O*gy and left her out. And a guy wanting to date one of his friends side chicks but his friend isn’t happy even tho he is married. Naughty, naughty what will Luke and Pete say? This and more. If you have …
…
continue reading
Luke’s crowned himself a born hustler after his recent forays into the world of Facebook Marketplace. Elsewhere, Pete tells us how his nan stole Churchill’s thunder with a bassinet full of babies. Plus, has Sammy shit on the floor in sympathy for Donny’s week of having the runs? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or…
…
continue reading
Pete tried to get his teeth whitened in Soho but was forced to watch James Bond instead… Luke’s certain that he did not go to a real dentist. Plus, as if their love for wearable tech wasn’t nerdy enough, Pete’s in disbelief when Luke informs him of Maplin’s reincarnation. Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instag…
…
continue reading
1
He has 3 kids with 3 different women, do you want to be the 4th? | EP97 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
1:36:30
1:36:30
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
1:36:30
On this week episode the boys dig into why do we feel ashamed of getting older? Why do men go for bad boys and a dilemma from one of our Sheetsters about a man who clearly isn’t good enough for her and one from a man who’s p*rn addiction is ruining his new relationship. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hot…
…
continue reading
In an effort to out-alpha him, Pete's dog Sammy rubbed his empty ball sack on Pete’s head at 3am. Lola got involved too by pissing in the bed. But Donny’s just happy the gang’s all together. Elsewhere, Luke questions the ethics of a snail harvesting business. Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram. ***Pleas…
…
continue reading
Luke likens Donny to Marlon Brando as Pete declares himself a muse of theatre. Luke then reflects on his amateur theatre days and questions why he was so afraid to audition for the lead role in Smike the musical. Elsewhere, they decide it’s time to talk about the declining use of newspapers in fish and chip shops. Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com o…
…
continue reading
1
“I’ve never been jealous before why have I started now?” | EP96 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
1:34:53
1:34:53
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
1:34:53
On this weeks episode the boys talk gold toilets, the difference between being ugly and disfigured and a dilemma from a woman who has been touched by the greened eyed monster, but why now? If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the…
…
continue reading
Pete ponders what compels a man to solo travel the Pacific Ocean. Meanwhile, Luke discusses his experience on a speed awareness course and says his biggest takeaway is that most people are pretty thick… Plus, Pete’s fascinated by the concept of electrocution. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in tou…
…
continue reading
Luke teaches hungover Pete how to impress people with his ability to convert celsius to fahrenheit. Meanwhile, Donny worries about the taxman and Luke suggests some solutions - but all of them involve a time machine. Not very helpful... Plus, Pete finds his Only Fans angle. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you…
…
continue reading
1
“I’m attracted to my girlfriend’s sister, should I tell her?” | EP95 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
1:44:44
1:44:44
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
1:44:44
As they missed out on dilemmas last week the boys go dilemma deep this week with one from a guy who’s is attracted to his girlfriends sister but Luke and Pete with their great wisdom lets him know why he feels the way he does. A dilemma from a woman who they couldn’t work out where she was from and a question from a woman in Germany. If you have an…
…
continue reading
