THIS WEEK!! Adam introduces the Silurian Hypothesis and it immediately gets sidetracked by "a bit". Which, let's be real, is kind of how this all works. Then, a song about God tiring of us humans and attempting to sell the lot, and boy, is it a bargain. Because we suck. Humans are fucking garbage. And then, Atari is alright with Rodney, but not his…

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We are oft fascinated by modern science and what it creates, and in this case, it's terrifying. Scientists are growing human brains in petri dishes to do computer processing because, yeah, the human brain is a wildly competent at processing multiple things. Did we stop to think about what would happen??? Of course not! We're humans, we are full of …

THIS WEEK!!!! First and foremost, we are now streaming [some, maybe all?] episodes with visuals of us making the sausage in The Infamous Studio B, and that includes THIS EPISODE! For followers on our Podcasting streams, we still love you, and will also release every episode PLUS some bonus content to your Podcast feed. Anyhow, we're doing tunes abo…

THIS WEEK!!! We have written the Crow National Anthem. Also, Rodney is getting older, so he wrote a tune about it. Then, Graham and Rodney discuss Adam's rather optimistic outlook, and speculate (determine?) that it's dopamine. Or maybe ignorance. But hey, they don't know. Smooth Brains Prevail! Watch a live video recording of this episode on our Y…

THIS WEEK!! Dale, one of those incredibly cool rubber ducks with sunglasses on comes to the studio and regales us with stories of eating cat hair. Yeah, that's the main thing. Rodney runs with it, though! You gotta hear this one. It's quite something.By ADGROD

THIS WEEK!! We are, fortunately (unfortunately?) immortal heads in a basket. Three of 'em! So, we ask questions: Why is science just magic? Do we just live forever if our heads get cut off? What do movie critics have to do with our decapitated head situation? What happens if we actually become a three headed monster? Who controls what part of the b…

THIS WEEK!!! We proudly present, in a nutshell, a darker take on insurance, and a darker take on the lore of mermaids. Actually, whoa, yeah, the whole episode is a little eye-opening in a "does the FBI know these guys exist?" kinda way. But hey, you can still enjoy it. But you can't, like, you know...enjoy...the stuff...we're singing about. I mean,…

THIS WEEK!!! Rodney delves into Bill And Ted's nemesis, Rodney created Dr. Marlon Rebrando, the greatest pop culture plastic surgeon in all the land, and, after an interlude featuring the latest Most Annoying Song Ever, we sink into the weird world of how you might choose what path you would take, or if you even would choose in this wild world of a…

THIS WEEK!! Well, Graham is a worm. Yup. That's the episode. ALL 31 MINUTES OF IT. You gotta hear it. You just do, you know, to get it. Because we promise there is more to get than just "Graham is a worm".By ADGROD

Have you ever been in a situation where you have absolutely been present, but you don't feel like you were, or don't remember being there? It's like you're in the room, but you're hanging out about three feet from the other humans. There is a near pause in the matrix, and you can feel your senses to the maximum degree, but are also completely disco…

THIS WEEK!! Oh boy, it's chock full, like one of those ice cream cakes that's two chocolate chip cookies with chocolate chip ice cream in the middle. Those things are so goddamn good! So, the first song is about how we do this podcast for us, and not for you, but we're glad that you listen. Second song is Personal Space Invaders, and it's about tho…

THIS WEEK!! We explore the challenging life of an adult Dennis the Menace. Then, a surprise Bidet party...no, not B-day...Bidet. Yup. Then, your parents, and grandparents, and great grandparents did this thing, so you will also do it. Even if you absolutely suck Shai-Hulud ass at it. It's called: Inneptotism. Rodney eventually pronounces it right. …

THIS WEEK!!! Rodney delves into what might happen if everything simply reset, or updated like a computer. Would you even know if it happened? Would it matter? Would you profess your love for that barista? Would you throw fecal matter at senior citizens at the YMCA? Would you tell your boss that you're done with your job? You don't have the right, o…

THIS WEEK!! They took my Potato Bread, first and foremost. Then, My Dealer Wants To Be My Friend, which may or may not be based on a true story. Then, STOCK BLOCKED, and finally, competitive gaming comes to the Adgrodcast and minds are lost. Lost, I tell you! WHEW! Man, what a year. Already.By ADGROD

THIS WEEK! It's like you've been gooning for us for, like, months, and we STILL don't have new episodes! Well, that's mostly true. Unfortunately, we aren't in control of the goddamn universe, despite what it may seem like. BUT, we will be back with more fresh ADGRODcast content very soon. In the meantime, please check out our Bandcamp page for our …

THIS WEEK!! On it's face, this may not really seem like a sacrilegious episode, but, you know, things--like religion--aren't always what they seem. Sure, there's a story of a man panda. And also some tales of a samurai. But, if you listen harder (listen hard, listener, *rock* hard), you will be astonished at the insight, pertinence, permanence, and…

Are you prepared to take on Buff Jesus in mortal combat? Graham is. Rodney has mixed feelings about the whole thing. Adam is apparently oblivious, like always. Also, the Gazpacho Police show up for a sting. SOUP! CITRUS! SWOLE! SAVIOR!!By ADGROD

THIS WEEK!! We channel the inner spirits/demons of all the great 1970's hard rock musicians...and proceed to essentially attempt to destroy their legacy in one fell swoop. I mean, you know how it goes with us, it never goes to plan. Still, there's a song about a man/panda hybrid, so there's that. This one is quite unhinged, folks, so strap in!…

THIS WEEK!! Rodney can't control how much he hates humanity but also wants to accept humanity. It's hard, y'all. Should the aliens destroy us? Yeah? Probably? We get it, right? Also, elephants are some of the most intelligent animals on the planet, and that means you don't want to cross one because it will absolutely fucking destroy you all the way…

THIS WEEK!! We delve deep into the psyche of what it means to desire. To WANT. To want brains. To want powers. To want the end of it all. To want equality and justice. And sure, it's all in context of our wacky universe, but it's definitely the through line of this episode, and I'm TOTALLY NOT OVERTHINKING IT. B! B! B! B! B!…

THIS WEEK!!!! We are celebrating this season's 20th episode with a very special presentation about a super hero. I mean, let's be real, it's a pretty normal episode, but the song is pretty good. We think so, at least. Get that brain chip out of my brain, Elon!By ADGROD

THIS WEEK!! We bring you an episode that you should surely share with your friends, because you know we will. That's why. It's not because of the glorious improvised lyrics and near-psychic connection the brothers on the instruments have, no, it's because we asked. Nicely. And because that's what one of the songs is about. Anyhow, what fourth wall?…

THIS WEEK!!! First off, we want to thank you for being patient and letting us enjoy a summer break hiatus. As a gift, in this episode, we have returned to your earballs with a quandary about lab-produced meat of a very familiar kind, and are also using this opportunity to introduce you to the newest character in the ADGROD universe: Dr. Scream. Who…

THIS WEEK!!!! We delve into the real issues: Plastic! And how do we combat it? With radioactive bugs, of course. OF COURSE. Why? Because SCIENCE! SCIENCE!!!! Also, ever wonder what would happen if you jumped into a glass bubble and launched yourself at the sun? We did too, so we did a super heavy metal song about a guy trying to get a suntan. Eat t…

THIS WEEK!!! Motivational Speed (yeah, the drug). That's the first song. THEN, we apparently have an AI series that we're doing. Last week was Timmy the AI House, and this week, we have an AI generated personality. Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately?) it's not...smart. Well, its creator is not. I think? Man, I don't know! Rodney comes up with this…

THISWEEEEK!!! Simply put, we tell two stories about people and things unknowingly changing other people's lives. First, one of a young man who changes the course of his life from being a crack addict to a steroid abusing serial public masturbateur...all thanks to Tony Robbins' self help CD's. And then, a mini-epic about young man who, as a child, u…

THIS WEEK!!!! We got a listener request about Godzilla Space Clown and goddammit we deliver the goods, because we are ALL ABOUT our listener. Then, Rodney can't handle that words mean more than one thing, which is really great for the lead singer of an improv band, and finally, we, like the modern Republican party, recognize that children yearn for…

THIS WEEK!! We got a beer fridge! This is very exciting, obviously, because for six years we have just been drinking not refrigerated beers. This is an improvement. Speaking of which, you know someone in the uber-wealthy realm has a cyber shlong, so, of course, we do a song about that. Then, finally, an actual pyramid like the ones in Egypt is bein…

THIS WEEK!! We bring you a 30 minute episode featuring a guest engineer and producer: Clyde. Or, maybe Graham. It's hard to say. Within, we do a song about a hero of modern medicine named Cavity Sam, who had a hole bored into his gut so that doctors could see how human digestion and internal processes work. For real, that shit is crazy, and it's BA…

THIS WEEK!! We tell the tale of a preacher heckler who is absolutely not fond of abolition/temperance movement, roll into a tune about reality shredding itself to bits like Mr. Fantastic in Dr. Strange And The Multiverse Of Madness (SPOILER MOTHERDUCKER), and finally a man who starts riots. Again and again. Black Holes aren't even scary compared to…

THIS WEEK!!! We bring you tales of delight and woe in equal measure, beginning with the newest and brownest form of Human Identification, rolling into our wishes from the proverbial genie, and ya know what? I'm not gonna spoil it. There's some other Stuff. Some other really good Stuff that made your mom very proud of us. You just need to listen to …

You've heard of Big Pharma. Big Oil. Big Business. But have you ever heard of Big Karma? Well, now you have. I mean, we sort of fumble our way through it. But yeah, NOW YOU HAVE. Remember, Karma smiles on Adgrodians.By ADGROD

THIS WEEK!!! We are ROARING at you with brand new content. LIKE ALWAYS. First, a man who loves science and hates, well, everything else. Then, the strangest jurassic diagnosis ever, and finally, the true story of a being who will simultaneously eat your face and also show you some super sweet dance moves. Remember that velociraptors were the size o…

THIS WEEK!!! We are back to our usual charming and probably soul-less threesome. We worry, as always, about being cancelled, but in the meantime we write music. Lots of music. Because that is what we do, ladies and gentlemen. This one is partly for YOU, Justin Peterson...and partly for all of our listeners. Kinda. Mostly for us, though. Our fragile…

There's not much more to be said about this series. Nope. We've spun reels as long as a professional ocean fishing rig. We've dug holes for ourselves deeper than the Mariana Trench. Our professional careers are officially done (probably) (hopefully not). It was a genuine pleasure to do this, and we hope you enjoyed it. If you didn't, you can treat …

THIS WEEK!! Country Breakfast and Dr. Orgasmatron are bringing plates of heaping sonic glory to your table once again...and...well, we are Adam. There are TIRE TREADS on Adam from being thrown under the bus for basically this whole episode by Graham and Rodney. Or, is it a love letter? I can't tell. NOBODY KNOWS!!! Luckily, our amazing guests steer…

THIS WEEK!!! Dr. Orgasmatron 4000 and Country Breakfast are here for the second (OF FOUR!!) episodes where we climb into the big pool, put the horse blinders on, and grope in the dark for reality and a sense of purpose. We fail--miserably--in that regard, but we DO come up with a song about (the) Amazon, Candiru, Cayman, and proceed to kick it into…

THIS WEEK!! Two of Adam's old bandmates from late-90's Lynchburg Legend, The Wakovia Bank Robbers, come to the studio for a long-overdue reunion. On this, part one of a four part epic series, we delve into Soft Teeth, Human Beans, Bird Wives, The Divorce of Amadeus Mozart, and other juicy, relevant, hot topics. The air crackles with delight; the mo…

THIS WEEK!!! I was going to try to come up with some cheeky thing about the songs we came up with or whatever...but this is one of the wildest and strangest episodes we have ever done, and it was thanks (?) our dearest Rodney. The man lost his goddamn mind for this whole episode. You just gotta listen. YOU GOTTA. Also, thank you to TikTok user Jays…

THIS WEEK!!!! In solemn remembrance of the anniversary of a bunch of Meal Team Six mouth breathers and Trump boot licking morons storming the capitol of the country, we present a song about a REAL insurrection: The Boy Scouts Of America attempting to overtake America. The FBI is involved--even though it *should be* the NSA--there's a secret agent, …

THIS WEEK!! We are starting off season 6 with a reissue of one of Adam's favorite episodes, a bonus episode from Season 3 featuring a then-very-lonely Rodney talking to his best friends: his furniture, also, Berserker Llama Syndrome (which is a real thing! WHAT?!) and finally a love song to Emilio Estevez (incredibly cleverly) called Estevez For Th…

THIS WEEK!!! We give you the gift of gab in this episode--like a real podcast--because we talk a bunch. So, if that's your thing, this episode is for you! Worry not, however, music lovers, because there are tons and tons of bands on Spotify and Apple Music that you can listen to. In the meantime, enjoy our mini-epic in this episode about a first ti…

THIS WEEK!!! Cyberfunk, in the year 2069...it's tons of fun. There is a lead up to it as well! Then, IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING, and not gonna lie, it's a little aggressive, but it ends up with a "happy" ending. NO, not that kind of happy ending ya fuckin' pervs. And finally, a listener request about Crom. Yeah, THAT Crom, that *we* thought (thanks Goo…

THIS WEEK!! Like the title says, our 90's public education--well, with Adam and Rodney, at least--fails us. Then, BIG DECK ENERGY, and finally Part One of the grand epic regarding spiders and water spouts and an all too familiar tale of woe. PHOTOVOLTAIC, IS WHAT HE SAID. NOT CAMERAS, MORON!!!By ADGROD

THIS WEEK!!! Adam wants to fight every billionaire, but Graham doesn't think he can, so suggests that we fight each other and all the other nerds, and then crown the NERD CHAMPION to fight them. Yeah, that's totally how it went down. Fuck them billionaires! Then, the Random Number Generator chooses "Welcome To Dictionary Land", which is a turgid ta…

THIS WEEK!! We are featuring a sooper spooky re-release of a halloween episode from a few years ago. It features Guest ghost story teller Jerome Flagbottom, and also our often-holiday-co-conspirator D. Erik Jensen!! This is the spoopiest halloween party you've ever been to, guaranteed. oOOooOOooOOOo Drop your pants and get your junkin in that pumpk…

THIS WEEK!!!! Squid farts are embarrassing (probably), Rodney's life revolves around shows and movies, so it's impossible for him to exist without being a living breathing spoiler, and a mini-epoch about THE ROBOTS TAKING OVER. We may or may not have done that theme before, but this is IMPROV, baby! It's completely different this time! *bzzzt* ROOM…

THIS WEEK!! We dig into the horrible planetary consequences of seemingly helpful reusable heavy duty bags, and our (brilliant) solution: Giving them to your progeny as an heirloom!! Then, how Germany almost won the second world war with Pig Latin (true story!) and finally a blur of a song about what you REALLY want to do with life regardless of tha…

THIS WEEK!!! It's a collection of songs featuring the word F. Fossil Fuels, Six F words that aren't "that" F word, and finally a song about what a man has to do to his father in law. No spoilers, silly. NO SPOILERS. FOILERS. FOILS. FIE. FUMBLE. FIDDLE. THESE ARE NOT THE WORDS IN THE SONG.By ADGROD