Send us a Text Message. Heather and Alan were promised a pretty consequential episode, and instead what we've got here is the most flagrant case of false advertising since Stoner's Pot Palace. Enjoy! Follow us on social media and then say things to us! TikTok - @stupidsexypodcast Twitter - @StupidSexyPod Instagram - @StupidSexyPodcast Email - stupi…

Send us a Text Message. Heather and Alan started this episode thinking they wouldn't have much to say, which would be good, because Heather has a cold. Then they get talking about Mars, The Flintstones and Christopher Walken, and oh boy! Follow us on social media and then say things to us! TikTok - @stupidsexypodcast Twitter - @StupidSexyPod Instag…

Send us a Text Message. Lisa becomes a vet in this Simpsons episode, while Heather becomes a grump in this episode. In the words of Ozzy (and I suppose Kelly) Osbourne, we're going through changes. Enjoy! Follow us on social media and then say things to us! TikTok - @stupidsexypodcast Twitter - @StupidSexyPod Instagram - @StupidSexyPodcast Email - …

Send us a Text Message. Oh boy, this is a humdinger of a bad episode! Heather and Alan spend 40 minutes getting very frustrated, which is exactly the kind of content you like, you sadist. Enjoy! Follow us on social media and then say things to us! TikTok - @stupidsexypodcast Twitter - @StupidSexyPod Instagram - @StupidSexyPodcast Email - stupidsexy…

Send us a Text Message. Everybody's horny in this episode, for some reason. Heather and Alan are silly in this episode. What a combination! Follow us on social media and then say things to us! TikTok - @stupidsexypodcast Twitter - @StupidSexyPod Instagram - @StupidSexyPodcast Email - stupidsexypod@gmail.com Looking for something to watch? Find all …

Send us a Text Message. The Simpsons attempts to address the Apu controversy, while Heather and Alan dive into a few controversies of their own! This is quite a silly episode, if you were wondering. Ever wondered what coupon your hosts would like their bums to dispense? Well wonder no longer! Follow us on social media and then say things to us! Tik…

Send us a Text Message. This episode features Sofia Vergara with muscles, so it's got to be great, right? Well, opinions are divided! Heather and Alan debate the merits of a plot incited by hormone-laced milk, as well as the power of the moustache. Enjoy! Follow us on social media and then say things to us! TikTok - @stupidsexypodcast Twitter - @St…

Send us a Text Message. It's an episode all about women in tech, and also Greeks. An unusual combination, and your favourite unusual combination (Alan and Heather) break it down in depth. Also featuring Alan's impressions of both Hyacinth Bucket and a beer can opening. You've been warned! Follow us on social media and then say things to us! TikTok …

Send us a Text Message. We're back, yay! Alan and Heather kick off 2024 with a take on "Boyhood" starring one Bart Simpson. Along the way they each play a YouTube video for the other and discuss the musical history of The Stupid Sexy Podcast. Enjoy! Follow us on social media and then say things to us! TikTok - @stupidsexypodcast Twitter - @StupidSe…

Send us a Text Message. Excuse the interruption, but SSP is back with our first ever guest episode to round out 2023. Joining us is Alan's co-host on "The Worst There Was", Ronan Linskey! Recorded way back in August, the trio take a deep dive into a much-maligned episode from the show's golden years. Oh, and obviously we maintain the SSP tradition …

Send us a Text Message. Could we be back on track with an actually good episode? My God! Heather and Alan discuss an episode that's got gags and heart, as well as indulging in their usual nonsense sidetracking. Enjoy! Follow us on social media and then say things to us! TikTok - @stupidsexypodcast Twitter - @StupidSexyPod Instagram - @StupidSexyPod…

Send us a Text Message. Hark! What's that coming over the hill? Why, it's quite possibly the worst episode Heather and Alan have ever reviewed! They do their best to get through it, while discussing where it all went wrong (in both this episode and their lives). Hope you enjoy! Follow us on social media and then say things to us! TikTok - @stupidse…

Send us a Text Message. After the horror show that was the last episode, do things get better? Sort of. Lisa makes a friend! Her friend is Kristen Bell! The episode has some heart! Yay! (Some minor tech problems on this one as we continue to adjust to our new audio setup, but Alan promises it will be fixed as long as you continue to love him) Follo…

Send us a Text Message. We're back for the seasonal spooky event, and oh boy oh boy, it's a stinker. Heather and Alan have a real bad time with this one, but we're sure you won't! (Some minor tech problems on this one as we continue to adjust to our new audio setup, but Alan promises it will be fixed as long as you continue to love him) Follow us o…

Send us a Text Message. Some scheduling conflicts mean Heather and Alan couldn't get together in quite enough time for the next episode of Season 27, so enjoy this smörgåsbord of the best stuff from way back at the start of the pod. Look at our little babyfaces, listen to our little baby voices, love our little baby hearts. Enjoy! Follow us on soci…

Send us a Text Message. (This was recorded alongside the previous episode, so apologies for any audio hiccups!) It's a horror episode of The Simpsons, but not in the way you'd expect! Homer and Lisa have to defend themselves from some marauders in a truly scary episode. Scarily good or scarily bad? Time to find out! Follow us on social media and th…

Send us a Text Message. A whole new audio setup leads to a whole new level of silliness (sorry for the occasional heavy breathing, we're still figuring it out...or we just really like our new setup). Heather and Alan discuss a mixed bag of episode that explores the relationship between Patty and Selma, and the relationship between Maggie and urban …

Send us a Text Message. What's that smell? Is it BBQ? No, it's the smell of a dodgy episode! Heather and Alan wade their way through some absolute dog water here so you don't have to. Enjoy their misery! Follow us on social media and then say things to us! Twitter - @StupidSexyPod Instagram - @StupidSexyPodcast Email - stupidsexypod@gmail.com Looki…

Send us a Text Message. New season, same old SSP nonsense. Heather and Alan discuss the breakdown of Homer and Marge's marriage, Girls, and how best to insult each other. Heather is also disgusting in this one. You've been warned! Follow us on social media and then say things to us! Twitter - @StupidSexyPod Instagram - @StupidSexyPodcast Email - st…

Send us a Text Message. Heather and Alan don their formal gear and wave goodbye to Season 32. Awards are dished out, fun is had, and the draw to determine the next season takes place. Could it be even worse than Season 32? Let's find out! P.S. You'll never guess what the last sentence of this episode is. Dark times. Follow us on social media and th…

Send us a Text Message. Season 32 is over, ended, finito! To Heather and Alan's surprise, this is a pretty good season finale, but even if it wasn't, they're in far too good a mood to have their spirits dampened. This episode even includes a duet to some Bloodhound Gang for some reason. Enjoy! Follow us on social media and then say things to us! Tw…

Send us a Text Message. Nearly there! Heather and Alan take a deep dive in to a parody of "The Third Man" (sort of), while stopping to talk about cheap alcohol and do some Gordon Ramsay impressions. Enjoy! Follow us on social media and then say things to us! Twitter - @StupidSexyPod Instagram - @StupidSexyPodcast Email - stupidsexypod@gmail.com Tik…

Send us a Text Message. Oh boy, this is a turd. Heather and Alan are truly dejected by an episode that seems devoid of jokes, apart from the very weird idea of Werner Herzog running a magic shop. Enjoy the madness! Follow us on social media and then say things to us! Twitter - @StupidSexyPod Instagram - @StupidSexyPodcast Email - stupidsexypod@gmai…

Send us a Text Message. Welcome back, you Handsome Devil! It's time for an episode about The Smiths (yes, in 2021), so get on board as Heather and Alan discuss why anyone thought this was a good idea. Heaven Knows We're Miserable Now after watching it. It's lots of fun for all the family! Oh, did you want a good episode? You Just Haven't Earned It …

Send us a Text Message. Mmm, that's some good fake meat! But what does it contain?! Alan and Heather find out as we enter the home stretch of Season 32. Soon it will be over, and perhaps replaced by an even worse season! Follow us on social media and then say things to us! Twitter - @StupidSexyPod Instagram - @StupidSexyPodcast Email - stupidsexypo…

Send us a Text Message. Don't get too carried away, but this might actually be a good episode! Yes, we're as shocked as you are. Heather and Alan discuss an episode that delves into the sordid past of Sarah Wiggum, while finding time to do impressions of The Beatles and make a lot of bird puns along the way. Enjoy! Follow us on social media and the…

Send us a Text Message. Despite airing in March 2021, this is a Christmas episode. Honestly no idea why. Still, Heather and Alan break it down in detail (at least the bits they can remember), while also discussing Christopher Nolan, their religious childhoods, and some personal details that require multiple beeps. Enjoy! Follow us on social media a…

Send us a Text Message. Heather and Alan are devastated to find this episode rewrites Homer's youth, and are suitably grumpy as a result. Along the way they find time to chat about Star Wars, itchy body parts, and the first time they met. Enjoy! Follow us on social media and then say things to us! Twitter - @StupidSexyPod Instagram - @StupidSexyPod…

Send us a Text Message. This is a very silly episode, so Heather and Alan are appropriately silly throughout. Enjoy some bad jokes, some chat about peeing outside, and a collection of bear puns that we're genuinely ashamed of. Follow us on social media and then say things to us! Twitter - @StupidSexyPod Instagram - @StupidSexyPodcast Email - stupid…

Send us a Text Message. It's a whole New Year, but unfortunately not a whole new season. Can the Bart/Marge interaction in Season 32 compare to the emotional power of our Christmas classic episode? In a word: no. Still, it's a lot of fun to chat about it! Follow us on social media and then say things to us! Twitter - @StupidSexyPod Instagram - @Stu…

Send us a Text Message. A very Merry Christmas from everyone at The Stupid Sexy Podcast (i.e. Alan and Heather)! To mark the occasion, we've gone back to a classic Christmas episode to enjoy some festive hijinks. Oh boy, oh boy. See you in 2023! Follow us on social media and then say things to us! Twitter - @StupidSexyPod Instagram - @StupidSexyPod…

Send us a Text Message. The Simpsons pays tribute to the late Marcia Wallace in an episode centred around Mrs. Krabappel. Alan and Heather have a big old chat about it, while segueing into discussion of Princess Diana, ducks and pet rabbits. Oh, and Heather informs Alan about a truly horrific mod for The Sims 4. Enjoy! Follow us on social media and…

Send us a Text Message. In this episode we find all about the backstory of one Comic Book Guy, and why his wife dressing up as a sexy Gremlin just isn't enough (promise it makes sense in context). Heather and Alan break it down while finding the time to discuss Avatar and Mr. Bean as well! Follow us on social media and then say things to us! Twitte…

Send us a Text Message. A little later than billed, but HO HO HO boy, it's a Christmas episode. Heather and Alan get in the festive mood, with deviations into chat about Jingle All the Way, bad chat-up lines, and Heather's idea for a new podcast. Plus keep an eye out for Heather's terrible corn songs. Enjoy! Follow us on social media and then say t…

Send us a Text Message. It's an episode all about Lisa and Miss Hoover, and it's...well, it's just fine, isn't it? Heather and Alan dissect it while discussing salads and Heather's stripper name, and Alan apologises to Heather for roasting her...OR DOES HE? Follow us on social media and then say things to us! Twitter - @StupidSexyPod Instagram - @S…

Send us a Text Message. A rare episode of The Simpsons that barely features everyone's favourite family offers Heather and Alan a chance to focus on the relationship between Principal Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers. Along the way they chat about improv, preparing for winter and cyclists, while also finding the time to try out Skinner's convers…

Send us a Text Message. It's time for an episode that's a big jumbled mess, and Heather and Alan are here to tell you all about it! They also find time to chat about She-Hulk, post-modernism and do some mighty terrible impressions. Enjoy! Follow us on social media and then say things to us! Twitter - @StupidSexyPod Instagram - @StupidSexyPodcast Em…

Send us a Text Message. It's the 50th regular episode, and Heather is hosting! Listen to her flail around while discussing an episode that - SHOCK - both Heather and Alan liked a lot! Of course, there's still time for chats about late night snacks, dentures and peeing, as well as the debut of Alan's Darth Vader impression. Enjoy! Follow us on socia…

Send us a Text Message. We're back! That's right, Heather and Alan (just two normal, innocent men) are here to break down an episode featuring the international treasure that is Olivia Colman. Is it any good? In a word: no. Still, there's time to talk about Grease (timely) and Below Deck along the way, so things can only get better. Enjoy! Follow u…

Send us a Text Message. Let's get spooky! Perhaps the scariest thing of all in this one is how much Heather and Alan disagree about it. They break down an episode that is full of shout-outs to other films and TV shows, while finding time to diverge into their usual nonsense. Plus, Puppy Goo Goo is back to fetch us all a dream! Enjoy! Follow us on s…

Send us a Text Message. Heather and Alan are feeling artsy as they chat about The Simpsons retelling of the stories of Da Vinci, Monet and Kahlo. Fear not, though; there's still time for chats about absinthe, Heather's flawless impression of Bernie Sanders, and quotes from the hosts' favourite stand-up set (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn_F2MCUa…

Send us a Text Message. Lend us your ears, as we head back to Ancient Rome! Heather and Alan Pompey up the jams (sorry, that doesn't really work) as they dig deep into some SQPR goodness. Along the way they find time to debate Face/Off, Hans Moleman's sex symbol status, and Heather's dumb-dumb status. Enjoy! Follow us on social media and then say t…

Send us a Text Message. A whole new world! A new slightly mediocre point of view! That's right, Alan and Heather have jumped many many years into the future and they've found a very different show that's...sort of alright, I guess? It might be the future, but they still find time to chat about pickled onions and Frank Butcher. Enjoy! Follow us on s…

Send us a Text Message. Two seasons down, a hell of a lot more to go! Alan and Heather recap the high and lows of Season 15, and indeed the high and lows of the Stupid Sexy Pod, and they do it live and in living colour (i.e. in Alan's spare room)! Plus, the random number generator determines what our next season will be. Will it be grim? Will it be…

Send us a Text Message. It's the final episode of Season 15, and we actually end on a high! Heather and Alan break down a whirlwind tale of journalistic corruption, while finding the time to fire out the odd bad impression and discuss a potential new tattoo for Heather. Plus Alan makes his very special proposal. Enjoy! Follow us on social media and…

Send us a Text Message. Oof. Remember 2004? Well boy howdy, you soon will! Heather and Alan have a big old chat about a big old bad episode, as it appears Season 15 will be limping across the finish line. Along the way, they find time for musings on Alex Jones, Kid Rock and Heather's first piece of meat in ages (get your mind out of the gutter). En…

Send us a Text Message. It's flashback episode time, as Marge and Homer reminisce about their respective first kisses. Alan and Heather do the same (unlike Homer and Marge, they weren't the same event), while also chatting about body positivity, holding on to feelings for too long, and unfounded accusations Heather makes about Alan. Enjoy! Follow u…

Send us a Text Message. Homer slaps crime with a big ol' pie to the face in this episode, and Heather and Alan are on board for the ride! They discuss a truly bonkers episode, as well as Willem Dafoe, the recent Oscars incident, and the Dalai Lama's glittering career as a voice actor. Follow us on social media and then say things to us! Twitter - @…

Send us a Text Message. Alan is very very sleepy for this episode, and so there's a giddy edge to proceedings this week. Heather and Alan break down a very horny episode with some horn of their own (sure why not). May feature tangents about Berocca, dogs eating water balloons, and Tom Hanks. Bon appetit! Follow us on social media and then say thing…

Send us a Text Message. Wedding bells are sounding for Edna and Seymour, but will they make it that far? Heather and Alan will find out as they dissect a love-themed episode. Along the way they find time to discuss weird pop-ups, beer temperatures and Star Trek. Also listen out for Heather's truly terrible Marge impression. Enjoy! Follow us on soci…