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Hosted by Alanna Noel, tv producer, writer, and cringeworthy influencer who rattles her intrusive thoughts over mediocre home cooking on the internet. Each week, Alanna unloads her stream of consciousness as she makes you laugh at the expense of others and probably herself. Each episode is just as unpredictable as the next. You will laugh, you might even cry... you might contact your local authorities. Tune in for discussions and drama involving food, sex, relationships, existentialism, real ...
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Alanna is hormonal and taking meetings with potential lawyers for the inevitable lawsuit that could come from this episode. This week she welcomes returning guest Courtney Robertson and the tea will BURN your lips... just like Alanna's eyes when she saw Blake Horstmann on the Love Is Blind reunion episode. Tune in for the Bachelor Women Tell All re…
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Alanna briefly addresses her latest TikTok scandal before going off the rails with guest, LT Murray. Together they rehash war stories from Michelle Young's season of The Bachelorette and swap crazy relationship stories. LT finally gets his chance to speak his peace, drops knowledge from the show that leaves Alanna speechless (to avoid lawsuits, of …
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Alanna emerges from her insomnia and depression to berate your ears with her wisdom and lack there of. Alanna dishes on health secrets she learned from her time with the Kardashians, trying to sleep with Theo Von, a story about making Bobby Lee feel uncomfortable, answers listeners burning questions (like who she’s spoken with since the explosive N…
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Alanna is joined by her high school friend to discuss glory holes, Saltburn (spoilers!), the regrowth of Alanna's hymen, and dating a high school teacher all before they prank call Bachelor Nation favorites. Tune in to hear us talk Tahzjuan into crab exposure therapy and get a cease and desist from SKIMS. Send me a text! Support the Show.…
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Alanna starts strong with a mental breakdown before welcoming guest, Dave Neal who opens up about gaslighting his balls and doxing before throwing Alanna into the hot seat to tackle her latest podcast outbursts. They talk sex, scandals, lawsuits, STDs, and the gestational side effects of Ozempic. TIMESTAMPS 00:25 Alanna makes her first formal an pu…
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Alanna welcomes her first guest that is not biologically connected to her, the legendary Courtney Robertson from the 16th season of The Bachelor. The former contestant and producer duo compare show experiences before addressing their deep rooted relationships with addiction and opening up on emotional experiences never shared publicly. And yes... t…
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Alanna gets deep after being triggered by a slim jim, explains how said slim jim sent her into an existential crisis, clears up the drama of her dating app run in, and welcomes her first guests before they give their hot takes on dating, relationships, and Alanna being twice the size of her ex-boyfriends new boo. Send me a text! Support the Show.…
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Alanna opens up about a traumatic online purchase made in the midnight hour, explains why blocking someone on social media is just good form, painfully spills the tea on her most dramatic dating app encounter yet, and demoralizes men on reality shows as a tribute to her Cherokee ancestors who lost their lives so you can eat pie! Happy Thanksgiving!…
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Alanna has a euphoric encounter with her stalker on a dating app, opens up about her distain for the incels of Instagram, explains why you’re single until marriage, and has a come to Jesus moment with single men who take to online dating in the first ever episode of Recipe For Crazy. Follow me @lannanoel on IG and TikTok. Send me a text! Support th…
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