By Albert & Ernie

We are back people! Ernie and Albert sit down and breakdown the 1993 action movie Point of no return starring Bridget Fonda, Gabriel Byrne, and Dermot Mulroney, We talk crack heads, changing your life to become a murderer, bathrooms with no windows, hotel explosions, kung fu tomfoolery, and much more. We also get into some trailer trash, shitty LA …

SPOILER ALERT? Welcome back! Mayhem at the Matinee break down and discuss the Netflix Original Movie "The Dirt". We talk Motley Crue , hair metal, Machine Gun Kelly, UK actors and american accents, drug use, tvs, PR stunts, and much more. We also talk baseball, soccer, Albert being cheap, and we get into some Trailer Trash! Rate and subscribe on al…

Welcome back people to Mayhem at the Matinee! This episode we have our good friend and returning guest Sal in studio. We breakdown and discuss the 1994 Action Flick "Speed"! Starring the great Keanu Reeves, Sandy B, and Tricky Dennis Hopper! We discuss impossible bus maneuvers, mystery background extras, LA freeways, LAX, Dodgers Stadium, Keanu's H…

Hello again everyone! MATM is back with a new episode! This episode we breakdown and discuss the 1991 Surfer Cop Action Movie Classic "Point Break" starring Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze! We talk about surfing, football, meatball subs, asshole cops, robbing banks, 50 year storms, weird cameos and much more. We also talk Oscars, Parking, Asshole d…

Hello everyone!!! Our good friend Carlos was in town on New Years Eve and we decided to fire up the studio and record a quick episode before the ball dropped into 2019. Daniel also joined in on the episode where we talk and quickly breakdown our favorite Rocky/Creed films! We discuss Adrian's rise and fall, badass soundtracks, cars, training, robot…

Happy new year everyone!!! We are back in full effect in 2019! We are bringing you the 1989 martial arts classic Kickboxer starring the one and only JCVD! We discuss Van Damme and his constant man spreading, creepy touchy feely brothers, terrible acting, questionable sibling vacations, and much more. We also get into the holidays, presents, food, T…

Hi everyone! We are back from thanksgiving break fatter than ever and we are bringing you a huge slice of Arnold Pie this week with The Terminator!!! The 1984 sci fi classic\masterpiece stars the great Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, and Michael Biehn. We get into thanksgiving day drama, comedians, we talk trailer trash, Kelly's of the 80's,…

Hola people! We are back once again! No guest in the studio, its just Albert and Ernie talking fall movies, baseball, trailer trash, Steve Seagal, podcasts, and much more! Rate and Review on itunes and stitcher IG @mayhematthematinee Email mayhematthematinee@gmail.com Recorded in the beautiful San Fernando Valley…

Hola everyone! We are back with another episode of Mayhem at the Matinee! This episode we talk Demolition Man starring the one and only Sly Stallone! Also starring Sandra Bullock and Wesley Snipes! We also talk pizza,beer, running into celebrities, and much more! We also get into some trailer trash! Thank you for listening! Dont forget to rate and …

Hola everyone! MATM brings you a brand new episode this week! We discuss and breakdown the 1987 Classic Robocop! Starring Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, and the late great Miguel Ferrer. We also talk new movies, beers, and Alberts taste in superhero movies. We also get in the new segment "trailer trash" and we quiz Jason on his favorite Batman. So down…

Heelllooo everyone! Welcome to the official start of Season 2 of Mayhem at the Matinee! On this very first episode of season 2, we get into the 1990 action comedy(?) Kindergarten Cop starring no other than Arnold Schwarzenegger as Officer John Kimble, Richard Tyson as Cullen Crisp, Penelope Ann Miller as Joyce Palmieri , and Pamela Reed as Phoebe O…

Hello everyone! This episode was a doozy. We saw the 1986 Chuck Norris classic THE DELTA FORCE! We talk sweaty airplanes, sexy red and white suits, political propaganda, Chuck Norris eating breakfast while drinking beer, hair styles, and much more! We also talk about gift cards, christmas gifts, old jobs we used to have, Ernie getting fired for ste…

Hey everyone! We are back with another episode of Mayhem at the Matinee! This week we saw The Hunt for Red October! Starring Sean Connery, Alec Baldwin, Sam Neill, and James Earl Jones. We also talk about how difficult it is to get on Spotify, bad Los Angeles drivers, parking, food, Formula 1, and much more! Thanks again for joining us on this epis…

Winner takes it all! We are back people! Back to discuss and breakdown the arm wrestling classic, the only arm wrestling movie in fact, OVER THE TOP! Starring the one and only Sly Stallone. We talk military school, punching your child, crying during Disney flicks, wrestling, sweaty truck stops, jail, driving a rig, Las Vegas, sketchy scenes involvi…

Edit:Re uploaded because of audio weirdness, should be fine now! Hello all! We are back and we watched the suspenseful, emotional, action movie The Grey starring Liam Neeson! We talk freezing cold temps, plane crashes, huge wolves, and picturesque Alaska! We also talk Sherman pissing on everything, The Oscars, Razzies, The Punisher, Peaky Blinders,…

Happy New Year everyone! We are back in the studio in 2018 to discuss the 2001 Oscar winning movie film "Training Day"! Disclaimer: MAJOR STAR WARS SPOILERS IN THIS EPISODE, LISTENER BEWARE!!! We have our buddy Sal in the studio with us to breakdown the movie, talk tv, and random bullshit. We get into what our holidays looked like, how many tamales…

Happy Holidays everyone! We are back with another episode and another movie! This time around we watched and discuss the 1989 Comic Book Movie Classic BATMAN, starring Micheal Keaton, Kim Basinger, Jack Nicholson, and the late great Jack Palance! We also update you on the Stallone accusations, fires in Los Angeles, recent things we've seen, and oh …

Happy Holidays people! We are in full holiday mode and nothing says Happy Thanksgiving more than a roundhouse kick to the face! We watched and discussed the 1988 JCVD Classic, Bloodsport! We talk pleated pants, fighting while blind folded, the real Frank Dux, terrible child acting, brick breaking, JCVD's butt cheeks and much more! We also get into …

Hola everybody! We are back with a new episode! This episode is a short one, but its packed full of goodness. Our good friend George sits in studio with us to talk about the upcoming fall and holiday flicks. We talk Daddy's Home 2, Thor, Mel Gibson, Birthdays, Baseball, The World Series, Weinstein, Creeps in Hollywood, Star Wars, and bunch of other…

Good Morning Dammit! We are back and we are back with ponytail mom jeans style vengeance! We saw the classic 1990 Blockbuster Steven Seagal hit "Hard to Kill". We talk overly sexed nurses, mustang 5.0's, Alberts uncle's replicating the "Seagal Look", weak training montages, self inflicted acupuncture, creepy politicians, getting outed for using hot…

Hey everyone! We are back from our mini hiatus to bring you a full review of the 1981 Cult Classic Escape from New York! Starring the flowing feather hair wonder Kurt Russell, Lee Van Cleef, Ernest Borgnine, Isaac Hayes, and Adrienne Barbeau. We also get into what we've seen on Netflix, how we both got scammed in Mexico, celebrity deaths, druglords…

We are back people and we have our friend Daniel in the studio today! On this episode, we breakdown and discuss the 1993 rock climbing, helicopter flying, dying in caves classic CLIFFHANGER starring Sly Stallone, Micheal Roooker, John Lithgow, and Janine Turner! We also talk about Albert not being able to stay awake to watch Rogue One, not being ab…

Whats up people! We are back in full effect! We are back in the garage studio to breakdown and discuss the 1998 buddy cop classic(?) Rush Hour starring Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker. We also talk about getting fat, pants not fitting, suit buying in Los Angeles, new upcoming movies, illegal fireworks, and much more! Enjoy the show and don't forget to…

Hey everyone, long time no talk! We are back, but in mini form! Ernie is in Chicago this week, Albert is at home, and our Rush Hour guest couldn't make it. But don't fret, we sat down and recorded anyway! We invited our very good friend and former write for JoBlo.com Gorgeous George to come in and talk upcoming summer movies! On this episode we tal…

On this episode of Mayhem at the Matinee, Albert and Ernie invited friend and XBOX player Joe to the show to discuss the 1988 Classic Western "Young Guns". We find out the real ages of the entire cast of Young Guns, why saying grace before a meal can take longer than Whitney Houston singing the national anthem at the super bowl, hotdog toppings, an…

On this episode of Mayhem at the Matinee, Albert and Ernie invited friend and co-worker Max to the show. We pick Max's brain with a round of questions to see if knows his stuff about action movies. Some of his answers will shock you, disgust you, and confuse you!!! The boys also discuss missing Blockbuster runs, Mark Walberg, killing people with bo…

On this episode of Mayhem at the Matinee, Albert and Ernie watched and broke down the 1984 Action Comedy Classic Beverly Hills Cop starring the comedic legendary Eddie Murphy! We discuss which era of Chevy Nova had the best look, are cappuccinos with the twist of lemon any good?, Victor's forehead growth, bonds are never a way to success, and late …

On this episode of Mayhem at the Matinee, we watch and heavily criticize the 1986 Classic Top Gun. Thanks George for this pick! We discuss reckless pilots, being the best of the best of the best, shirtless volleyball, awesome beach houses, Val Kilmer's hair, and how short is Tom Cruise. We also discuss new upcoming movie trailers, CHiP's, movie pri…

Happy New Year everyone! On this episode our good friend George joins us as we watch and breakdown the 1987 buddy cop classic Lethal Weapon! We discuss why your family doesn't need to join in on your bubble bath time, burning your arm with a cigarette lighter, why driving a car through your house isn't always a good idea, is Lethal Weapon considere…

Happy Holidays everyone! We bring you our first official holiday episode of the Mayhem at the Matinee Podcast! We talk Christmas trees, bed bugs in movie theaters, hot wheels liberty base, renting video games, favorite Holiday movies, and more. More importantly, we break down and discuss the Christmas Classic DIE HARD! Starring Bruce Willis, Bonnie…

Our good friend Daniel G sits down with us in studio for our post Thanksgiving episode! We talk turkey, family drama, The Workboot warehouse, billboards, the Valley(818), and more. We also get down to business and break down the 1985 Action Movie Class "Commando" Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rae Dawn Chong, Vernon Wells, and Alyssa Milano! Many …

On this episode, we break down and discuss the 1989 action movie classic Road House starring the late great Patrick Swayze, Kelly Lynch, and Sam Elliot! We also talk about another Dodgers playoff loss, emotional rollercoasters, The Walking Dead, creepy dudes, censored nudity, and more! Thanks for listening! If you like the show please rate and subs…

Welcome to our first full length premiere episode! On our first episode, we break down and discuss the 1989 action movie classic Tango and Cash starring Sylvester Stallone and Kurt Russell! We also talk Dodgers Baseball, dogs that piss too much, newborns, Narcos, Netflix shows, and more! Thanks for listening! If you like the show please rate and su…

Just a small preview of what "Mayhem at the Matinee" is all about, who we are, and what action movie we will be talking about in our first full length episode! Thank you for downloading the show and giving it a listen! If you like what you hear, please subscribe to the show! We will be releasing a new show bi-weekly. The audio quality is sketchy in…