Hear ye, hear ye! Alex "WORLDWIDE" Kellar (@TheTowerSkin) of the Bored2Life podcast (@Bored2LifePod) joins Josh while Tim's away not covering breaking news of Donald the Trump being shot in the ear and hilariously sealing the fate of the nation. We discuss all manner of shit before and after this news breaks in real time, including 90s dual-film-re…

Theme of the Day: Pointing Out Hypocrisy is Usually Futile, But, Also, Some Things Just Are Not a Good Look We talk RNC. We talk ICJ ruling on Israel-Palestine: cloud with silver lining or silver with cloudy lining? USA cares not 'bout the ICJ or ICC, just ask Nicaragua, for one. Trump is absolutely not fighting the deep state, is just another neoc…

VACAY MODE NOTHING HAPPENED NOTHING TO SEE HERE NOBODY KNOWS NOTHIN Ending song: "Fight The Power" by Mr California and The State Police Donate something to someone why dontchaBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Because there is nothing going on in the world, in history, across the infinite spatio-temporal expanses . . . we watched a movie that Time forgot or never knew to even try to remember, Wilder Napalm (Trailer & Full Movie). Adrian DeLaTorre (@b00tz2big, Never Seen It) joins us once again to meditate upon a timeless tale of two brothers who can gene…

It was Wednesday, July 3rd two-thousand and twenty-four. The B2L bois had Tommi from the Cleveland America show and Fansly on as Kellar battled dehydration in a tall chair and Strenk had a shockingly good voice for having just recorded vocals with his rocking band. Donate something to somebody on Gaza Funds.…

Thanks, Joe! Listen, cornfatpop, I've always said you're fit as a ponyfaced fiddle! See the endorsement video here: President Joe Robinette Biden 100% Endorses the Heat Death of the Universe Podcast! Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon / buzzsprout Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org More From Timothy Robert Buechner Po…

Discuss the hilarious reactions to the presidential debate as massive swaths of the population suddenly realize and/or admit Joe Biden's obvious senility which many maligned people have been screaming from the rooftops since 2019. Julian Assange is free! Good news so unbelievable that's it's surreal. For once. Absolutely unhinged Israelis and their…

Sometimes summer is a bummer so you watch tv and/or look at your phone. Watch this penguin movie Check out this clip of recent birthday boi Mike Strenk doing comedy Go to Gaza Funds and give someone some moneyBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

We talk about and often over the first of three 2024 presidential debates between two uniquely unhinged and brain-damaged purveyors of straight up foolishness—LIVE!—as it unfolded before the world's horrified and jaded eyes. First attempt at doing anything video related with the podcast, so apologies for the glitchy quality of the actual debate vid…

We finish discussing the latter three episodes of The Daily Wire's mind-bogglingly unfunny anti-woke abomination, Mr. Birchum. But before we dive into all that we have a brief free-form conversation that contains talk of feeling like having been forced into secret time travel due to public menaces like Adam Carolla and Tucker Carlson seeming to not…

It was very hot at the dojo on June 17th 2024 when Kellar and Strenk answered your e-mails and anonymous questions. They're also poly now. With Olyasha.By Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Amazonian tribe gets the internet for the first time via Elon Musk and its society immediately degenerates into financial scams and porn addiction. Pair of Evangelical weirdo fascists upset about the name of a quaint seaside Californian town taking the 'Christ' out of Fuckin' in the Backseat Lover's Point & Makeout Ridge. Chinese People Exist...BUT…

Briahna Joy Gray booted from her job for crimes against zionistic propaganda. Joe Brandon one million percent shat himself on stage while memorializing D-Day. LGBT-GOP? Delusional or really delusional? Dark Brandon pleases Blue MAGA by doing exactly what Red MAGA wants. Nikki Haley signs munitions ("Finish them!") that will be or already certainly …

It's the epic, muscular conclusion to our two-part "Apocalyptic Anime Movies That Would Have Frightened Young Michael Strenk" series and we're watching FIST OF THE NORTH STAR (1986). Bolles and James are back on to talk fisting, bloodsplosions, and more. It's almost Mike's birthday so wish him a happy one by visiting and contributing some money to …

In the throes of post-episode 200 vacation mode, it's summer school, and you know what that means: movie. As a child, Strenk was terrified of the end of the world, so when he saw the trailer for Akira (1988) as a wee one, he passed. With all this in mind, Kellar is now making Mike watch that ish, and invited local Clevo anime headz Matt and James o…

We discuss The Daily Wire's latest original "entertainment" programming, Mr. Birchum, which is shockingly unfunny and politically stale even by Daily Wire standards, all thanks to Adam Corolla's insistance that people will love the musings and non-adventures of his wildly beloved woodshop teacher character, Mr. Birchum. It's so fucking unbelievably…

Quick Q&A in our accidental new segment Korea Korner. The ICC, the ICJ, and belligerance and mafioso style threats made by Lindsey Graham, Tony Blinken et al. Cartoonishly Evil Business Cabal's WhatApp Chat Gets Leaked, Consent No Longer Needs Manufacturing (+Remember Noam Chomsky being on the Epstein flight logs??) IDF threatens literal prepubesce…

Brought to you by High Society Boutique Cleveland Podcore is a marathon, not a sprint, and in the spirit of that da bois have finally gotten a long-sought after guest to come on the show for the big 200: Becca! Follow Becca on IG for more iconic lowkey lunacy Thanks for listening. 200 episodes, Jaysus. Leave a positive review somewhere or something…

Anthony Blinken rocks in the free world and eats pizza in a Nazi restaurant. [Factual correction: 48, not "like a hundred," people died in the Odessa Trade Union Fire.] Biden channels Dirty Harry and now we have three debates between him and Trump to look forward to. Huge windfall for the pharmacuetical amphetimine industry. Morning Joe gets righte…

We discuss the somehow fifteen years in the making, unhinged in all ways, crème de la crème of Bad Cinema—an animated kid's movie trying to cash in on 1995's Toy Story mania—Foodfight! We gather 'round the table of the theater of the mind with good-bad cinema coorespondant Adrian DeLaTorre (@b00tz2big) of the podcast Never Seen It and discuss all i…

Longtime homie, Boredario, and future doctor of something DONA is on the show. World travel, science, Deadpool, it's all happening! Richard hit his $5k donation goal for the Cleveland Marathon, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't kick a few more bucks to the PCRF if you feel like it. E-mail the show why dontcha…

MAGA diapers and brainworms. More brainworms abound in the form of the ever-mindnumbing Red Scare podcast and their recent strokefest with the most boring and incoherent and inexplicably valorized of "race realism" blowhards, Steve Sailer. They have a wonderfully stupid time being little "Noticers" together. Farha Khalidi is the actually intelligen…

sometimes you gotta let some steam out of the ol' feelings engine DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK UNTIL 45 MINUTES AND 23 SECONDS INTO THE PROGRAM Donate to help Richard raise money for 2024 Cleveland Marathon’s fundraising campaign for the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund!!!By Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

All the elements for an explosion of class struggle are amassing aboard the Serenade of the Seas' nine month long world-spanning, sanity-teasing cruise. Obama 2008 campaign ad that used the WUSSUP! commercial to inspire the unwashed masses. Change. That's wassup. Four distinctly stupid theories about why these dern kids are making such a ruckus fro…

Alabama Dan is back on the show to talk garden parties, video games and more. Kellar and Strenk also have a blockbuster announcement regarding the future of the show.By Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

We return to the more standard format of a flurry of cornucopias of pastiches of mixed bags of different topics. Cucker Tarlson forcibly time travels us back to the culture wars of the mid 2000s by confidently denying that evolutionary theory is a viable reality. Anthony Fauci did not have to conspiratorily create HIV to be the heinous person that …

If your country's small enough then there are pretty good odds of you being a pro futbol player and the singer of a hardcore band, that's just math RIP Eddie LeewayBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

We dive into the widely heralded, earth-toned and Scorsese-helmed artifact of the mid-70s, The Last Waltz, with special guest Elicia McCoy. We discover extratexual tidbits, branch off into fractals of digression, share diverging and converging opinions alike, and generally have a hip and groovy time thinking about the Thankgiving Day 1976 vibes cre…

Mounds, femcels, and eclipses OH MY! Gov Naim from Profit Profit is back on the show while Strenk's throat is wrecked from rockin' and rolling and Kellar's hip is demolished from who the hell knows Follow PROFIT PROFIT on IG Help Richard raise money for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund in the Cleveland Marathon…

Before we talk about the overall phenomenon and legacy of Occupy Wall Street, we briefly acknowledge the final betweeted words of OJ Simpson: "Hospice? Whatchoo talkin bout hospice?" Referenced previous episodes: 124 - The Lost Boomer Death Squad Crossover Episode 070 - The CDC and Bill Gates: Normalizing Death 013 - WAR IS A RACKET! Commiserate on…

We go strictly off-the-cuff. Something not done since Episode 064 - Our 11th Hour Improvised Episode. Come for the hodgepodge, stay for the fun talk about getting arrested and locked up. Extreme sleep deprivation (for one of us). Fake news generator (perchance.org/newsheadline). Self-haircuts: yea or nay? The rhythm method. Struggling mightily to l…

The deep state doesn't want you to hear this episode. Larry's back on the show to talk the eclipse and Jeff The Mess (RIP). Help out No Class bartenders with missed shifts during their... electrical issueBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Strenk is coming off a series of sketch comedy sell-outs and Kellar is attempting to speak heavy metal lyrics en espanol. Donate to help Richard raise money for 2024 Cleveland Marathon’s fundraising campaign for the PCRFBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

We discuss the new documentary series The Program: Cons, Cults and Kidnapping and the inexhaustable ability to exploit and capitalize upon anything under the sun, including 'troubled teens,' 'at-risk youth,' etc. We talk about the micro to the macro regarding the Troubled Teen Industry (TTI) and Josh brings along some firsthand experience with work…

Stop having takes, you friggin' losers. Donate to Richard's marathon fundraiser for the PCRF Watch Mike Recine perform stand-up in front of Papa John Check out this sick shirtBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

We talk about the origins, taxonomies, evolutionary arc and generally weird and grotesque nature of the broadly defined Manosphere/Redpill subculture. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon / buzzsprout Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org General Recommendations Josh's Recommendations: 1) The Pickup Artist 2) The Dark Side…

Righteous running mang Richard Rodriguez has retvrned 2 tha show. Strenk is as of yet unconfirmed (except in the eyez ov God). Kelly has a boner pill review. It's all out there on the internet. Follow Richard on IG and Twitter and donate to his marathon fundraiser for the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund. Go see Strenk perform in The Marc Glassma…

Daniel Hale is finally out of prison and has written an article that asks why he was locked up for the same crime Joe Biden has openly admitted to (although Joe's motives were far less noble than Daniel's). Jordan "Stop! Or My Dragon of Chaos Will Shoot!" Peterson continues to publicly lose his mind and keep the grift alive and well, redmeat-induce…

Hours before rocking the mic at the 5 O'Clock Lounge, Kellar and returning guest Ellis educate Strenk on the works of the dearly departed Akira Toriyama as they discuss the movie DRAGON BALL SUPER: BROLY (watch it HERE). Check out Spike Pit on Bandcamp and IG Peep O.R.P.H.A.N.S. on BandcampBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

We're joined by Alex "WORLDWIDE" Kellar (@TheTowerSkin) of the Bored2Life podcast (@Bored2LifePod) to sift through the news rough in search of humor-diamonds and various truth-gems. Asking the difficult questions like, Where have all the good porn parodies gone? And why's cash being left on the table with the absence of an I ♡ Huckabees meets the T…

Our pal Marcy got fired from Target and decided to hit the podcast circuit to dish, so we got her to return to discuss episode 4 of the 1990 NYPD anime MAD BULL 34: COP KILLER. This is part 4 of B2L's "Anime Cops Are Baka" series. Links to previous installments below: Part 1 w/Ellis Part 2 w/Will Menaker Part 3 w/Marcy and Oscar from the X Over pod…

We ring in 200 episodes by answering randomized questions to get to know us better. Before that, we cover a few topical news bits and shoot the shit with VIP guest Jason Newland. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon / buzzsprout Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org General Recommendations Jason's Recommendation: Pluto Tim…

It's a music journalism episode (eventually) about RUST BELT RIPPER FEST II. Featuring tunes by FLEA COLLAR, LIVING WORLD and IMPLODERS Shouts out to the guitarist from UNABOMB for saying "FUCK ISRAEL" with his whole chest on mic. Additional shouts out and a salute to Aaron BushnellBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

What's often lurking beneath the surface of libertarianism via Penn Jillette. Will a socialistic revolution create a lowered age of consent? & the demarcation between toon and non-toon pornography & celebrity endorsement deals with the Israeli government via Vaush and Tiffany Haddish. Highly digressive "Red Scare Scrounge Up". Navalny's false marty…

After we address some news items of the day, we assemble at the General Council of Anthropomorphized Astrological Signs, along with good-bad cinema coorespondent Adrian DeLaTorre (Never Seen It / @b00tz2big), and discuss the brand new Jennifer Lopez vanity project / perfume ad / EPK for her new album / movie (?) This is Me...Now. Described to us in…

Kellar brought burritos to Madame Web, Strenk had his name up in lights, and Joe Briggs is also here. Listen to Artillery and visit clevelandrockhall.com Donate to Medical Aid For Palestinians if you canBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Just as we did in the infancy of this podcast in the fall of 2020 (008 - I'm Thinking of Ending Things) we cover the latest Charlie Kaufman (screenwriting) project: an animated children's movie about how we're all hurtling towards death (sorta), Orion and the Dark. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon / buzzsprout Never Fo…

Two bois on Bing. Happy Valentine's Day, all you lovers out there WORLDWIDE E-Mail the show Donate to Medical Aid for Palestinians if you canBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

We're talkin' Biden keeping totally cool and calm and 1000% lucid during a press conference in which his cognitive faculties are mildly questioned. When they go low, he goes high. Real high. On secret amphetamines brewed in John Podesta's cauldron in the depths of the Pentagon. Tim updates us in his Red Scare Scrounge Up (patent pending) segment. W…

Nkunku is an agent of kitty chaos. Strenk brought donuts. Kelly played a show. E-mail the show HERE Donate to Medical Aid For Palestinians if you can HEREBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk