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Kellar and Strenk run down their sordid past with their pal Pat who once played guitar on stage with Blink 182 and recently got his CCW. Many laughs and slices of Ohio Pie were shared. Follow Pat on IG and Twitter and check out his new band No Pressure and his old band Light Years. Ending song: No Pressure "Doin' Fine" Donate to Harmen's Transition…
 
Murder Bryan from Street Fight and the P.O.D. Kast recently got into Type O Negative in a big way. Kellar and Strenk decided to show Bryan what Peter Steele was up to before Type O as the boys examine "Retaliation" by CARNIVORE. An interesting conversation about the follies of being a young dumbass, personal growth, and lots more. [Strenk got a new…
 
Starting 2021 off HOT with N8H8 from Lacerate (and Basement Boys). Lots of fun talk about old times, computers, and whoever the governor of New York is. Nate has a lot to say. Plus we answer E-MAILS [note: Strenk Skyped in while Pete was streaming the Browns game in the other part of Kelly's apartment so the audio is not where we'd like it to be, b…
 
After desecrating another podcast's dojo, Kellar and Strenk look back on the episodes with the most downloads while pondering what in the hell this show even is. Also: OnlyFans vs PornHub, Ohio politics, caulking a tub, and all sorts of bullshark. See you next "season". Ending song: Supersuckers "Psyched Out" Donate to Harmen's transition fund and …
 
Dis one's 4 da tru podcast punx (v raw, will make you deaf & stupid). We watched "Wizards". Watch the movie with our dumb audio here. It's a mess. Watch Richard kick stuff. Listen to and follow Spike Pit. Follow my friend Kristin on Instagram and Twitter. Subscribe to her Twitch and OnlyFans. She recently had some bad luck so hit her CashApp if you…
 
Cleveland's baseball team is changing their name so we had "The Bone Collector" Dom Garrini on to discuss the 1994 film Major League II. Follow Dom on Twitter and Instagram and check out his store. Use promo code "WORLDWIDE" to get a free one month trial to BugTV+ and watch WORLDWIDE WORKOUTZ. Ending song: Vanna "Self Esteem" Donate to Harmen's tra…
 
We talked to Jayson from Cloud Nothings about what it's like to be a professional musician in 2020. Kellar tried to sell him a Sega Saturn Virtual On Twin-Stick controller. Strenk is still a Monk-pilled Psycho. Take a ride in Kelly's car on our new Mixcloud Ending song: Cloud Nothings "The Spirit Of" Justice For Casey Goodson…
 
Should Strenk eat acid? Is Kellar as dumb as Joe Rogan? What's up with the Victory Records auction? We get trippy with Beckett Warren from Weird Realms. Opening/Closing jam: Flower Travellin' Band/Iron Age "Satori I" Buy some D&D books from Weird Realms Use promo code "WORLDWIDE" to get a 1 month free trial of BugTV+ and watch WORLDWIDE WORKOUTZ Do…
 
We recommend you watch this before listening to the episode, it's 6 minutes and 37 seconds long. We have punished poster Jake Flores on for a bonus ep where we examine a local news story from 2006 featuring a dude that Kellar knew back in the day. Skype is hell. Support the Cleveland Heights teacher's strike (send some e-mails, it's fun). Donate to…
 
We did an alternate commentary on the 1995(!) NYHC documentary with pals Lia Massari and Thrift Store Jobber. Kellar's mic fucks up a bit but that's fine because it's HARDCORE, MOTHAFUCKAS. This shit was fun. Watch the movie WITH OUR COMMENTARY here (don't snitch!) Ending jam: The Sundays "Here's Where It Ends" Use promo code "WORLDWIDE" to get a F…
 
Kellar, Strenk, and Richard talk to 20 year-old(!) Posterboy 2000 about getting into punk and (Cleveland) hardcore, growing up/living/working in NYC, and being a Nintendo DS-powered one-man hardcore band. Feeling hella old after this one, Bordarios. Follow Posterboy 2000 on Instagram, Youtube, and buy his tape on Bandcamp. Music: Posterboy 2000 "No…
 
Strenk and Kellar have a bullshark session about voting, spooky music, Borat Subsequent Movie Film, and other shit. Happy Halloween, "celebrate" "responsibly". Music: Ghost Noises "I Don't Give A Damn" (for 10 seconds about 45 minutes in, they have a new EP, peep it) John Maus "Rights For Gays" Ringworm "Wallow" Donate to Strenk's OCOC fundraiser C…
 
The Weird World reunited in podcast form for the first time in years and chaos reigned. We got to the heart of the matter with Evan Ambrose on Monkey Twitter, Cleveland sports, Psych, and even a little bit of wrestling. There are also commercials this week thanks to the generous and handsome Richard (check out Black Spring CLE and xcanikickitx). En…
 
Adam Sandler has a new movie and Spike Pit has a new record so we had Dr. Tim "Bones" Jones on the show this week to do a commentary track for Hubie Halloween! Timmy has no clue what a podcast is or how it works! This fucking rips!!! Commentary track starts around 13:56 Donate to Strenk's cancer fundraiser Kellar's Ca$happ if you feel like it (unem…
 
Chaos reigns as we discuss The Greatest Year Ever In (American) Cinema (1995) with Film Guy Joe Yanick from Yellow Veil Pictures and Tired Guy Pete WHILE HOLDING SWORDS THE ENTIRE EPISODE. THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE, IT MIGHT NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. IT IS A WORLD RECORD. Ending song: Ice-T "Big Gun" Donate to the Louisville Bail Project Donate to …
 
RIP Wade Allison. No guest this week but the B2L bois eventually tackle the second Berserk movie "The Battle For Doldrey". Kellar also responds to the vile scoundrel Uncle Howard while Strenk issues a surprise challenge to Uncle Franklin. Cleveland against the world, motherfuckers. Support our friend Micha if you can, for every $5+ you'll get a Mad…
 
Kelly made Strenk and Mike McKay from Black Mass CLE watch "Berserk: The Golden Age Arc I - The Egg Of The King". We look for gay subtext, think deep thoughts, contemplate the agony of defeat in Legends Of The Hidden Temple, laugh at the feebleness of royals, and much more! Donate to Strenk's GoFundMe to shave his head to raise funds for OROC…
 
Jimmie Graham's on this week. We talk about snitches, fights, bullying, house parties in the Men-T-O-R, Tracy Smothers, all types of shit. Kelly got a bit day drunk and had opinions on comedy (a lot more positive than you'd think, though he got pissed about Strenk's set intro and absence from the flyer, also sandwiches). CW: there are a few hard F'…
 
Was One Life Crew a centrist band? Did Joe Biden write Crime Ridden Society? We break it down with our friend Ryan Weseling. Check out Black Spring CLE and the Northeast Ohio Black Health Coalition and donate to Harmen's transition fund! Ending jams: Anal Cunt - the entire Howard Is Bald 7"By Alex Kellar and Michael Strenk
 
We did it, goddamnit. We talked about a wrestling ppv (about 47 minutes in and barely, fuck you BUDDAYYYY). Catastrophic cast of thousands with Strenk, Richard, "John", PETE, Alabama Dan, and Emma. SEX FERGUSON YOU TRAUMATIZED MY MOM AND THAT SHIT ROLLS DOWN HILL MOTHERFUCKER FIND OUT Donate to this because they booked Nzo and some of these dumbass…
 
Beckett from Weird Realms popped in to talk about the City Club of Cleveland but Kellar's dumb ass talks about Star Wars and other shit while geeked on caffeine as Strenk can only look on in horror (and also talk, it'd be weird if he didn't). Ending song: Protocol "De-Militarized Zone" Support WEIRD REALMS in their last weekend of brick and mortar …
 
Kellar and Strenk caught up with Steve (fka "Big Body") on his way from Olympia, WA to Pittsburgh, PA. We talk communism, racism, accountability, and what it's like opening for Hoods and Furious Styles in 2006. RIP Baby Jane. Donate to Harmen's transition fund Donate to the Portland Bail Fund #SignEddieKingston…
 
Bored 2 Life is LIVE from the Burbank Marriott in all our minds at BUG CON 2020. Kellar snuck Strenk in to explain it all. Special appearance from Uncle Franklin live via the BUG PHONE! Sleeves tweet (NSFW unless you work at the porno factory) Sleeves merch Learn more at bughive.org/#/ Donate to Harmen's transition fund!…
 
Kellar and Strenk talk to the drummer that killed Mad Minds but launched a thousand memes: Eric from Heart Attack Man! Hotels? What the hell is "DIY"? Bob Mould. Jet skis/Guns/Medicare For All! $97,000 to $50. Opening song: Heart Attack Man "Out For Blood" End jam: Husker Du "Flip Your Wig" Donate to Covid Rent Relief For Familes…
 
Kind of a heavy one this week but it ends on a sort of hopeful note? Discussion of the fallout from the Homewrecker situation, then Kellar (Kelly?) comes clean about his occasional use of meth over the last 4 years and maybe he's trans? It is as always: a doozy. Ending song - Swing Out Sister "Breakout" Donate: Harmen's Transition Fund…
 
On June 26th 2010 there was a one day fest at the Tower 2012 in Cleveland, OH. Kellar, Mike, and Joey Leyva talk about that and do a fun "Where Are They Now" with the 28(?!) bands that played it. Music from: The Worst, Mad Minds, Flying Trichecos, Exseteras, [nope], Party Monster, Wreak Havoc, Search Bloc, Ghost Breeder, C.O.K, Basement Boys, Masak…
 
Turns out someone screwed up reading the Mayan calendar and 2012 is actually actually going down in 2020 so we decided to do a sequel to our last ep about Hatebreed by covering the prophecy foretold in the "Rise Of Brutality" follow-up "Supremacy". Shit bounces from serious to silly but that's the world we're living in. March. Donate. Post. Take ca…
 
We discuss the 1990 NYPD anime "Mad Bull 34" with Ellis from Spike Pit! Follow Ellis and Spike Pit on IG Buy a shirt from Twan Tucker or hit his CashApp at $tizzyfw STOP PLAYIN WITH HIM Donate to this BAIL FUND Opening song: Spike Pit - "Hentai" Closing song: Aphiniti - "Air Phin Freestlye"By Alex Kellar and Michael Strenk
 
Richard returns! Kellar wanted to talk about serious shit like grief and trauma but he's also Kellar so that doesn't really happen till 47 minutes in and even that detours into his whole 1995 Is The Best Year Ever In American Cinema bit. It's a hot one (seriously the living room was fucking hot). Find Richard on IG and buy Yambag's new LP Support: …
 
Who builds a squirrel-sized version of a legendary Cleveland gentleman's club? Our guest this week! We talk about all manner of shit with the viral sensation that is: THE SQUIRREL KING. It's the Warren World Order on Bored 2 Life as Parker is none other than episode 7 guest Beckett's brother! Show some love to Weird Realms! Also check out check out…
 
This week shit gets gay as Strenk explains queer youth crew parody band GAYRILLA BISCUITS to a semi-knowledgable Kellar and ol' Worldwide bewilders Mike with one episode of the anime space opera epic LEGEND OF THE GALACTIC HEROES. Also: Trump be tweeting, Joe Biden Of The Ring Crew, bars opening, gaining weight/our bodies preparing for economic win…
 
Alex "WORLDWIDE" Kellar and Mike Strenk put their press hats on as they explore the 5 Ws of a HUGE STORY with the manager of Now That's Class, Erin (with appearances from alleged kitty "Albi")! Besides the earthshaking news, Kellar is deaf and looking for love in the Ukraine, hates Pixar movies, and can't remember Chuck Falk's first name but is rea…
 
Did you know that in 2003 Hatebreed made a concept album/rock opera about the rise and fall of a fascist dictator called RISE OF BRUTALITY? THEY FUCKING DID. Alex "WORLDWIDE" Kellar is zooted on pre-workout and taking Michael Strenk down the rabbit hole this week on BORED 2 LIFE Featuring songs by Cracked Cup Also hey! Throw some money at the Cleve…
 
We have Beckett Warren, the owner of Cleveland's number one nerd shop WEIRD REALMS, on the show and shit rules! We talk what it's like running a non-essential business, Kellar's IG story spending problem, Magic the (sober) Gathering, whether it's worth it to colonize space, lowering the maximum skateboarding age to 14, quitting drinking while still…
 
Alex "WORLDWIDE" Kellar and Michael Strenk are joined by Jake Noid! We talk quarantine, 5G, building skate parks, Bernie selling out, Bloodsport, and so much more! Find Jake at condensed_flesh on IG and check out his YouTube channel for all sorts of rad Cleveland punk/hc/skate shit! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Dpv_NeQSWY The audio fucked up on…
 
Alex "WORLDWIDE" Kellar and Michael "PS" Strenk have the label-owning, bag-kicking, cream man himself Richard Rodriguez on the show! We discuss Night One of the quarantined Wrestlemania, explain the BONEYARD MATCH to Strenk, plus lots of fun convo about amusement parks, Tourette's Guy, The Crow, and so much more! Oh yeah, Strenk did the whole godda…
 
Alex "WORLDWIDE" Kellar and Michael Strenk navigate teleconferencing as they discuss the perils of self-quarantining, SNL trivia, crying yourself to sleep to End Of Evangelion, hardcore after the fall of civilization, young people being eternally stupid and so much more! Twitter: @TheTowerSkin @MichaelStrenk Instagram: towerskinworldwide mstrenk Ca…
 
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