Your Uncle Brian, Auntie Sarah, and Auntie Caren recap the Hallmark original dramatic series, Cedar Cove. Their commitment to detail renders actually watching the show unnecessary.
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Comedians Stu Murphy and Joe Heenan love movies and love talking to each other about movies. The podcast where serious analysis comes second to faffing about and good times are to be had by all who choose to listen. "Two big thumbs up" - BBC London
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Episode 60 - We Know You're Listening, Andie MacDowell
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From Elysium to Aww, Not Christmas!! In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest CARL DONNELLY discuss, among other things, the Tom Cruise version of Groundhog Day and Ginger Rogers: Hollywood's twitchiest cop. "Christmas is so last year."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 59 - The Dimensional Ubiquity Of Chaka Khan
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From Anyone But You to ConFEDeracy. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest SOOZ KEMPNER discuss, among other things, Jerry Maguire's contribution to child elimination and the dumb fun of Mike Bassett. "The horse doesn't know it's a simulated Grand National."By Stu & Joe
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From The Great Outdoors to Squidgepot. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest BILLY KIRKWOOD discuss, among other things, Kurt Russell's alcohol support group and how to traumatise your children using only buttons. "A super carrot if you will."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 57 - Let's Dig 'Em Up And Test Their Singing
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From Beverley Hills Cop: Axel F to Hum That Tune. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest JAY LAFFERTY discuss, among other things, why female singers and jungles don't mix and how jazz led to the world's most addictive Wonka chocolate. "Dot dot dot, perhaps?"By Stu & Joe
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From Brightburn to The President Goes Ape. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how a small town goose gets rid of it's frustration and why John Wayne can't work with a monkey on his face. "Back into the shame hut."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 55 - Hoo-ah! We're Going To Alderaan!
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From A Quiet Place: Day One to Birth Of A Nation For Irish People. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why Gene Hackman won't leave a living witness and the Michael Madsen/Harry Belafonte connection. "I just want to buy her a cup of tea."By Stu & Joe
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From RoboCroc to Hang On, That's An Owl. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the effectiveness of long range flashy things and when Harrison Ford was the world's biggest star. "Hollyoaks was the stuff of a madman's dreams."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 53 - Tina Turner Has No Jurisdiction Here
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From Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga to The Climb Of The Penguins. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest MATT REED discuss, among other things, how saving minority families from fires is horny work and why Emma Thompson should clean her room. "That's how you do Dolly Parton."By Stu & Joe
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From Hard To Kill to Jack Strang - All American Hero. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the shortest version of Psycho ever seen and why Tom Cruise and a chicken are interchangeable. "YOU get a dead nurse, YOU get a dead nurse..."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 51 - Robot Waitresses And A Liberace Hologram
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From Under Paris to I'll Have Some More Pineapple, Hedgehog. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, what the people of northern Scotland got instead of The Matrix and Raquel Welch's rock music confusion. "Every woman is a bontempi organ waiting to be played."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 50 - Whistling At Butterflies Is An Awful Cabaret Act
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From Never Say Never Again to Jellyfish Must Die. In this episode - the 50th EPISODE JAMES BOND SPECIAL - Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why a dismissive Frenchman is standard issue equipment for a spy and the greatest videogame ever made. "Barbara, changing a tenner."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 49 - The Dutch Cop Who Gets Sticky Results
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From The Invitation to Stamp 'Em Out, Scamp. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the healing power of Miley Cyrus and an intrusive camera obscura. "Hello, segregated eating areas!"By Stu & Joe
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Episode 48 - Monsters Inc. Is The Real Sequel To The Shining
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From Abigail to Croc Around My Heart. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest ELEANOR MORTON discuss, among other things, what would drive a bear to kill and the Michael Gove/Tina Turner connection. "I'm going to respectfully milk Lindsay Lohan."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 47 - A Surprise Cameo From A Hunk Of Plastic Surgery Failure
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From Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire to Snakes On A Stage. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why you always check your equipment before you ascend Cliff Richard and the cutting edge research that turned TLC into En Vogue. "No one give her a tissue, she's a star."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 46 - All The Toughest Brawlers Are Found At The Chess Academy
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From Weird Science to You Can't Spell Passchendaele Without Passion. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the perils of tightrope walking four at a time and Jimmy Stewart's infamous contractual demands. "Why don't you cock off?"By Stu & Joe
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Episode 45 - If Debra Winger's Gonna Die, You May As Well Double Down
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From Airport to (Barking Seal Noises). In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest SUSAN MORRISON discuss, among other things, the cake related rumours about Noel Coward and Ryan Gosling; overly chatty driver. "No, I'M pregnant with Dean Martin's baby!"By Stu & Joe
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Episode 44 - Have You Ever Seen A Cow Riding A Police Bike?
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From Silver Bullet to The Moth-er Of All Trials. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Julie Andrews being stalked by dogs and a Korean mentor's questionable skills with women. "Mental illness is a rainbow."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 43 - A Gallic Shrug While You Backflip Over The Bins
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From District B13 to Water Chess: The Eternal Dance. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why The Sugarcubes soundtrack New York's descent into chaos and why the Smurfs were being hounded by the British police. "The Bat Unbugger button didn't work."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 42 - Wink Us Out Some Hits, Belinda
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From The Lavender Hill Mob to Pull The Otter One. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the best way to watch Kung Fu Panda 4 and the importance of checking your pod for boy bands. "Those Norwegian sets of cheekbones harboured murderous desires."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 41 - Presumably This Will Be Dubbed Into Spanish
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From Saltburn to Sherpapotamus 2. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest DAVE JOHNS discuss, among other things, the vulgar lyrics of Lionel Bart and aborigines on hoverboards. "It's like I've been pied in the face by the world's shortest Mongolian clown."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 40 - To Be Fair, Bigfoot Was Provoked By Alice Cooper
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From Force 10 From Navarone to You Can't Beat A Anteater. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, some very upsetting angels and the world's itchiest dancer. "Look out, he's on your 12."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 39 - You've Got To Return To The Forest, Debbie Harry
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From Drive Away Dolls to To Gazelle And Back. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how Zoltar influenced 90s rap music and more realistic post-kill wisecracks for Bruce Willis. "What's new, Mola Ram?"By Stu & Joe
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Episode 38 - Make Your Tea As The Old Testament God Intended
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From Dune 2 to The Niagara Falls But The Heart Rises. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how Al Pacino can provide you with crystal clear picture and sound and what can go wrong when two gentleman golfers become infatuated with the same girl. "I'm gonna take a snoring machine and I'm gonna tut."…
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From Wicked Little Letters to Flying Respect. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how the Jaws novel could have been made better and why Taylor Swift is a liability to the British Security Services. "Models love heraldry."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 36 - Break Out The Footballs And Violins, It's The Oscars Special
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From The Hitcher to The Day The Panda Dream Died. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, what happens when French royalty strikes a blow for American feminism and the volcano musical we've all been waiting for. PLUS - the winners are announced for the only awards that matter; ours. "How many Meg Ryans is too many Meg Ryans?"…
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Episode 35 - Coping With Bereavement At Rydell High
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From California Split to Coronation Beaver. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest GAVIN WEBSTER discuss, among other things, the magic of hearing Guns n Roses underwater and Leslie Phillips rampaging through the streets of New York. "What do you mean Lewis Collins said no?"By Stu & Joe
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Episode 34 - Burn The One Who Was Unkind About My Hat
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From The Devil Rides Out to Bronkowitz & The Fish. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Vincent Van Gogh; SoCal Dude and a baguette...somewhere in the trees. "Thank you, Scientology."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 33 - Punched In The Head By A Spectral Ginger Ninja
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From Poor Things to Bear With Me. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how Arnie inflames racial tensions in Brooklyn and the greatest Scottish movie that you've maybe forgotten about. "All Donats have holes."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 32 - It's Not Hitchcockian, It's Porn With Water On It
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From Shattered to Slumming It. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the second life of Oskar Schindler and the injustice of Posh Splash winning an academy award. "I'm incorrigible."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 31 - Mispronounce Vangelis And You Get Ribena On Your Pantaloons
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From The Magnetic Monster to Silverback Racer (with Klingons). In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest BEN CROMPTON discuss, among other things, the outdated bigotry of Spiderman and why hippies always spell trouble. "Welcome to the Budd-osphere."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 30 - This Hijack Has Upset The Noive Centre
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From The Taking Of Pelham 123 to Too Fast, Too Fuhrer-ous. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the dumbest Native Americans in history and the city of New York having a bad hair day. "It's the Union Jack waistcoat, isn't it?"By Stu & Joe
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Episode 29 - Give Me A Rush Order On The Plague Owl
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From Salem's Lot to Flamin-go And Save Your Life. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Disney's most pornographic movie and a Marvel hero's religious epiphany. "It is my pleasure to serve. Waft arms."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 28 - Joan Sims Takes An Illegal Kick To The Face
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From Next Goal Wins to Bats For Christmas. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest PIPPA EVANS discuss, among other things, Andie MacDowell's pubic grenade and Marilyn Monroe keeping a safe distance from the AT-ATs. "Mighty chilly on the beach, you know."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 27 - Apparently It's The Michael Douglas Lesbian Special
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From Basic Instinct to The Watergate Plumbers: Patching That Leak. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the meanest prison ship in all of space and how the Gremlins killed a medical career. "Action Jackson!"By Stu & Joe
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Episode 26 - Thank You Santa For Lindsay Lohan's Head Injury
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From Falling For Christmas to Summer School Terror Of The Wind. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest SUSIE McCABE discuss, among other things, Tom Hanks in a turkish prison and the easiest possible choreography in Footloose. "Why won't pigeon people make friends with me?"By Stu & Joe
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Episode 25 - The Dystopian Fate Of Noddy Holder
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From Single All The Way to Out For A Hippopotamus On The Titanic. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest PAUL McDANIEL discuss, among other things, what would make kids pray for the Child Catcher and the immortality of wombats. "Skin that sheep in a sexy way."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 24 - Get Out Of My Hotel, You Hobo's Sex Receptacle
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From Renfield to A Sheepload Of Trouble. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why Eddie Redmayne doesn't deserve to be the new Robin Askwith and the importance of not being near a hungry Jeff Goldblum. "I need a block of ice and a big knife and I need you to act surprised."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 23 - The Frank McAvennie Of Quantum Physics
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From Oppenheimer to Eucalyptus & Me. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, John Wick in Greenock and why you should end The Italian Job early. "I didn't know I'd have to shield you from the ugly truth of the coke fuelled disco 70s."By Stu & Joe
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From Invasion of the Body Snatchers to The Vulture Club: Did You Really Want To Eat Me. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why Indonesian gangsters are no match for Gene Kelly and what if Johnny Utah was way past his prime. "Ever the master of understatement was Dizzy Gillespie."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 21 - You Kill de Gaulle, I'll Bleed The Radiators
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From Dream Scenario to The Greatest Of All Time. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how Sandra Bullock embarrasses herself and what happens when you disturb Woody Allen's egg. "Happy Fourth of July, Mr Bear!"By Stu & Joe
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Episode 20 - Why Did You Lend That Many Deutsche Marks To A Chicken In The First Place?
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From The Bourne Identity to Dr Serious & The Big Hairy Spider Of Love. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, several episodes of "Your Dad Remembers..." and the box office poison of Charles Dance. "I'll be sitting here with my forbidden thoughts about Rosie Hetherington."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 19 - Only Discarded Pizza Cheese Can Dissuade A Swifty
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From Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour to One Prick Against Thousands In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the availability of mascara after the apocalypse and how Q department is sick of your shit. "A vision In chiffon and silk."By Stu & Joe
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It's an Oscars trivia special - a little earlier than normal - listen with baited breath as Stu & Joe struggle with utterly useless information. Play along at home and see if you're less useless. PS - thank you for all your emails, we very much appreciate them and we'll address as many as we can when we return.…
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While the main show takes a small break, (back soon), enjoy this little snatch of inane, trivial mutterings which was deemed too inane and trivial for our trivial and inane show. Play along if you like - no cheating.By Stu & Joe
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Episode 18 - Attack Of The Intergalactic Space Bum Worms
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From Escape From New York to Dear Argentinians, One Hump Or Two. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Brad Pitt & MLK's landmark love affair and the three types of Gene Hackman. "Reasons."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 17 - In Your Housecoat, Muttering About Klingon Justice
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From Paranormal Activity to Seahorse, See Die. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, whales in witness protection and Mandela's scheme to become Iron Man. "Back and to the left."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 16 - You Knew This Puppy Could Lead To A Cross Border Drug War
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From Knock At The Cabin to The Cold Heart Of Sean Connery. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the damage Tom Cruise can do from five miles away and Andrew McCarthy's tragic spinal injury. "Mmmmm, NIGHT Shyamalan."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 15 - I'm Hot For Men With Books About Metal
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From Talk To Me to Untitled Judy Dench Parrot Horror. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest MARY BOURKE discuss, among other things, the stench coming off Joan Crawford's coat and the defiant war criminal Maggie Smith. "It spits me out in the middle of Idaho."By Stu & Joe
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Episode 14 - Did You Blink? Did You Miss It? That Was World War 2.
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From Glen Or Glenda to Britain First, Komodos Last. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, James Stewart being stalked by a tiger and why once you've cried to Debra Winger, nothing else will do. "Pull the string!"By Stu & Joe
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Episode 13 - Madonna's A Pro, She Can Work Around A Dead Whale
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From King Of New York to D.I.Why? In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the potential ubiquity of Flubber in the horror genre and Al Pacino as a sexy, undercover horse. "You're living in the egg of your own self-deception."By Stu & Joe
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