Canada really does suck. Calm down though, have you ever heard of Paul Bernardo? or Carla Homolka? Absolute monsters, and not just because they drink bagged milk. Join us as we talk about Canadas very flawed legal system, and how such monsters can get away with the most heinous crimes committed in Canada in the 90s Thanks to our monthly supporters …

What does Gypsy Rose and peanut butter have in common? Marky quits the podcast! Why is Nick the way he is, and WHY are the MopSocks people calling my family now? I...I dont even know anymore. Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Robert Kotoff Ed hood Teresa StCyr Johanna McQuiston ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★…

Check out part 2 of these awful dudes doing terrible things. Also Nicky loses his mind? And we have a new product! MOPSOCKS. Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Robert Kotoff Ed hood Teresa StCyr Johanna McQuiston ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Sir Nick Parish, Mark Hodge

There is stupid, and then there are these guys. With the combined IQ of a toddler, these guys claimed to do some of the most atrocious murders of the last century. Is it bullshit, or are they actually secret masterminds? Join us in Part 1 of our 2 episode series on Henry Lee Lucas and Ottis Toole! It gets real stupid. Thanks to our monthly supporte…

I know you've been waiting for it, so here it is! We talk about everyones favorite subjects....cryptids and dicks! Join us and guest Kelsay and listen to this shit show get derailed over and over by Nicky talking about dicks, and how he loves to have them in his mouth. Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Robert Kotoff Ed hood Teresa …

Would you rather wake up every day naked in the forest five miles from your home, or in your underwear at work? Nicky wishes he could wake up everyday naked in a public place I bet. We get a new theme song whattttt? Nick also needs to up his meds after the unhinged things he says in this episode! Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder R…

Very secret stuff. You may be on a list now....or not? What do I know? We talk about some entities, Kuma eats a bone, Zi gets confused. Its a whole ordeal, but its fun? Check it out! AND CHECK OUT OUR NEW SPONSER!(announcements inside) Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Robert Kotoff Ed hood Teresa StCyr Johanna McQuiston ★ Support …

This week the guys have a MOVIE NIGHT! We watch the 1981 cult classic Evil Dead, have a special guest, Jessica, and Nicky hogs down some glizzies! Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Robert Kotoff Ed hood Teresa StCyr Johanna McQuiston ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Sir Nick Parish, Mark Hodge

Have you ever been walking down the sidewalk and think you see Nick in the bushes following you? Theres a good chance that it WAS him, and you may able to join our class action lawsuit where YOU, yes YOU, may be eligible for financial compensation! Call our offices today! Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Robert Kotoff Ed hood Tere…

Did you know that some years in the 90's had up to 98 executions in just one year! Just last year 24 people were put to death. Today the guys talk death and...98 executions........I wonder if they have a guy to clean up all the shitting the pants, or if its just the regular janitor. Either way, that guy definitely did not get paid enough. Thanks to…

Stalkers. Have you ever had a stalker? Have you ever stalked someone? WE KNOW YOU ARE WATCHING US! Today the guys talk stalkers, Mawkee gets stalked, and a whole lot of people that you may know get exposed. Like come on bro, why did you do that?? Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Robert Kotoff Ed hood Teresa StCyr Johanna McQuiston…

Do you have any secrets that you will take to your grave? For what reason? To make somebody happy? To protect somebody? There are always so many reasons to keep secrets and take them to the grave. This week the guys run to reddit and talk secrets. Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Robert Kotoff Ed hood Teresa StCyr Johanna McQuisto…

Do you like Black Metal? Ever heard of the band Mayhem?? Today the guys explore the realm of Norwegian black metal band Mayhem, and the crazy shit that comes from that part of the world. From church burnings to murder and everything in between! Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Robert Kotoff Ed hood Teresa StCyr Johanna McQuiston ★…

Simple story of a lonely juice looking for his beetle. Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Robert Kotoff Ed hood Teresa StCyr Johanna McQuiston ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Sir Nick Parish, Mark Hodge

Have you ever gone to the bathroom, half awake rubbing sleep out of your eyes, then BAM! Another damn jellyfish in the toilet? In this episode we don't talk jellyfish at all. Also why is there a jellyfish in the toilet?? Anyways we talk about Gypsy Rose Blanchard!!!! Have you heard of her?? If you haven't buckle up! If you have, idk consider wearin…

Another cryptid episode?? Did you know Nick watches tentacle porn? Those poor octopi! The guys talk about Squonk in the forests of PA and Gef the talking mongoose over in the Isle of Man. We also have guest Kelsay talking to us about gnomes, who arent as jolly as you may think, and huldufólk over in Iceland! #comedy #cryptids #gnomes #gunsandgorypo…

Join the guys for their ONE YEAR podcast anniversary!!! Are you surprised we made it that long? So are we! We talk about our favorite graphics, episodes, and everything else from the last year. Also, Mawkee almost beat up and old guy in Walmart, and Nicky spends WAY to long on the toilet. Thanks so much for your support! Thanks to our monthly suppo…

Who doesn't like pizza? What about Pizza with a side of murder? What about pizza with a side of murder AND a heist? It sounds fake, but it isn't! This week the guys and Zi explore the true story of the "Pizza Bomber"! It all happened in Erie, Pennsylvania, and the movie "30 Minutes or Less? is based on this story. Its a wild one! Thanks to our mont…

ITS VALENTIMES DAY!!!!! Grab your boo thang and gather round kiddies! Today you gon learn something. What does Valentines Day and Chicago have in common? Is Nick in the Mafia? Why does Mawkee pronounce everything wrong? Is he having a stroke? Find out some of the answers to these questions in this Valentines day episode!!! Thanks to our monthly sup…

Nicky gets stoned? Honestly, I thought he was dead. There's some gun talk, kink shaming, bedwetting, Marky goes solo and more! Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Robert Kotoff Ed hood Teresa StCyr Johanna McQuiston ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Sir Nick Parish, Mark Hodge

I bet you think this episode is about zombies don't you? Well...we actually do talk about zombies briefly, BUT thats not all we talk about! We talk about some of the craziest news stories that came out last year. Remember that submarine? What about the Chinese spy balloon. Tune in to hear our recollections and opinions on all of these things and mo…

Do you believe in Mother God? Did you know the multiverse is REAL and our Parent Gods await us!?! Oh man, I love me some cults. This week we delve into the world of Mother God, Amy Carlson, and her merry little tribe. They even had a cure-all magic drug that will heal anything and everything....bet you cant guess what it is! And no...it's not Cocai…

Start the new year out right and join the guys as they watch the cult classic Quentin Tarantino film, "Reservoir Dogs"!! Does anyone actually really care about the symbolism behind the song "like a virgin"? Have you ever heard the REAL story of "Beauty and the Beast? Why would Nicky ever be excited to hear Mawkee talk about cum? And most importantl…

Do you do large goats? Poop on a stick? What about spiders and spiderwebs? What is YOUR holiday tradition? Did you get what you want for Christmas? Nicky didnt, but thats because he doesn't deserve it! Join us on this wonderful cheery Christmas as we delve into interesting Christmas Traditions! Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Rob…

Why is Nick yelling? How do I get him to stop? And most importantly....who really cares?? A fat guy yelling? Wooooo thats something new. Big and scary mannnnn. We talk about Santa, or is it Satan? Its all the same anyways? Enjoy! Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Robert Kotoff Ed hood Teresa StCyr Johanna McQuiston ★ Support this p…

Join Guns and Gory as they bring in the Christmas season with the cult classic GREMLINS! Zi is here this time! Whats the worst gift you have ever gotten? Is Taco a gremlin? Why did he eat Mawkee's pants!? Nick was the kid in the Christmas tree scene?????? Find out more and enjoy!!! Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Robert Kotoff Ed…

Tyler comes to Thanksgiving? Injunns, Black Friday, Thanksgiving, and everything in between. It gets pretty weird. Dont ask Nicky about his wiener, you'll regret it Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Robert Kotoff Ed hood Teresa StCyr Johanna McQuiston ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★…

How many times can Zi say cock? Do you have any nice guys or girls in your DMs? They want to do what with you?????? Have you ever tried to just give them a chance? Get answers to none of your questions in this episode!! Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Robert Kotoff Ed hood Teresa StCyr Johanna McQuiston ★ Support this podcast on …

Its Youth Pastor Mark's 40th birthday celebration!!! In other news, idiocy is afoot, Taco fails his mission, and everyone shits their pants. Before you get discouraged just remember we have new stickers! Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Robert Kotoff Ed hood Teresa StCyr Johanna McQuiston ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★…

Its HALLOWEEN! The guys dress up, sing songs, tell stories, and Zi masters disappearing and probably mind transportation or something! "Justin's Jizz Slurpies" music by Title: I Did That - Diamond Ortiz / Gym Song, Workout, Training, Sport (No Copyright Music) Video Link:• I Did That - Diamond Ortiz / Gym Song... "Outro" music "Halloween" written b…

Get in. Shut up. Buckle your seatbelt, and hold on tight... Its going to get weird. Do you have your nightlight all plugged in? I hope so. Maybe get Gramm a change of undies for this episode! "Justin's Jizz Slurpies" music by Title: I Did That - Diamond Ortiz / Gym Song, Workout, Training, Sport (No Copyright Music) Video Link:• I Did That - Diamon…

This episode is all about YOU. YES YOU!!! You gave me your stories, we read them, Mawkee gets stabbed, and Nicky gets put in the corner! It gets pretty weird Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Robert Kotoff Ed hood Teresa StCyr Johanna McQuiston ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Sir Nick Parish, Mark Hodge

Nicky gets beat with a dildo? or a foot? The guys get jacked? It gets a little weird as the guys and Z share their favorite 2 sentence horror stories! "Justin's Jizz Slurpies" music by Title: I Did That - Diamond Ortiz / Gym Song, Workout, Training, Sport (No Copyright Music) Video Link:• I Did That - Diamond Ortiz / Gym Song... "Erectol" music by …

Join us as we start off this spooky season with some of our favorite Creepy Pasta's and stories! "If you’re armed at the Glenmont metro, please shoot me" Original story by Peter Frost David: https://www.anewkindofmonster.com/ "The Russian Sleep Experiment" Original story: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The... "She Sold Happiness in Glass Jars" O…

Have YOU ever been the asshole? Are you sure? Do you ever wonder why everyone is always so mad at you? You could be an asshole and not even realize it! Today we skip on over to the ol reddit and find our favorite assholes, and recount times that we ourselves have been the asshole. "Dusty's Dildo Emporium" music by "Hayden Folker - Cast Aside" is is…

This episode, the guys ask the important questions on everyones minds. What is the meaning of life? How do you get rich quick? Why is that lady screaming at me?? We laugh, we cry, and most importantly, we learn something! "Calf Product commercial" music by Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attributi…

Have you ever wondered what human flesh tastes like? That sounds like something that would only ever come out of a movie, but sadly its not. Join the guys this week as they deep dive some of the heavy hitters in the sick sad depraved world of cannibalism. TRIGGER WARNING: The Letter There is a particularly disgusting letter that gets read out loud …

Do you like movies? Do you like horror movies? Do you like corny horror movies??? Watch KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE with us! Or listen? Or just listen and don't watch? IDK man....either way its a good time! Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Robert Kotoff Ed hood Teresa StCyr Johanna McQuiston ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★…

Have you ever had a bad date? Have you ever had to call a friend or fake an emergency because you couldn't stand the person you are with? Today Youth Pastor Mark takes the stage again to talk to all you lovelies about dating and what to do and not to do when you date! Music for "calf product commercial" by Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudio…

Join the guys as they talk about some strange disappearances, and then some strange not disappearances whilst also discussing the meaning of life, Disney, and alternative sources for food. "Goons" music by Punch Deck - Destabilized [ SAD GUITAR ROCK INSTRUMENTAL ] [No Copyright Sound] [FREE USE MUSIC] License: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/.…

Today Mawkee unlocks Nicky's biggest fear... Do you like tight places? Would you ever go spelunking or deep sea diving? Would you climb a mountain? Music for "calf product commercial" by Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "Goons" mu…

Do you have depression? Anxiety? Crying spells? Or do you obsess over things you have no control of?? Well I have a solution for you! A couple taps, a scrape ,and a hop, and you will be cured of all of your ailments! Listen now to get the answer to all of your problems! Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Robert Kotoff Ed hood Teresa…

The gang talk about youth today, cupcakes, puppies, and all the pretty frilly nice things that nice people talk about. No wieners here! Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Robert Kotoff Ed hood Teresa StCyr Johanna McQuiston ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Sir Nick Parish, Mark Hodge

Join the guys as they talk about some more weird shit and get even weirder! Video games and TV episodes that exist, but don't exist, unknown songs, and a little sprinkle of some time travel all wrapped up in a burrito of fuckery! Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Robert Kotoff Ed hood Teresa StCyr Johanna McQuiston ★ Support this p…

Join us on a special episode of Guns and Gory where we finally have all the assholes involved in one room! We even have a celebrity appearance from CHRIS BROWN!! Btw....would you be interested in a Chucky Fleshlight? Asking for a friend. Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Robert Kotoff Ed hood Teresa StCyr Johanna McQuiston ★ Suppor…

Welcome back to Guns and Gory season 2!! Join the guys today with their big 4th of July Independence day celebration. Today the guys tackle the hard things in life and open up about life and love and heartbreak. Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Robert Kotoff Ed hood Teresa StCyr Johanna McQuiston ★ Support this podcast on Patreon …

Here is an update from the guys of Guns and Gory. #GunsandGorypodcast #Comedy #GunsandGory #Hotdabs patreon.com/GunsandGory https://linktr.ee/gunsandgory?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=931e8088-2e6d-464e-abbe-d0620296baf5 https://www.youtube.com/@gunsNgory Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Robert Kotoff Ed hood Teresa StCy…

#GunsandGorypodcast #Comedy #GunsandGory #SensitiveNature #NationalParks Credit: Music for Dr. D Commercial by Karl Casey @White Bat Audio Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Robert Kotoff Ed hood Teresa StCyr Johanna McQuiston ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Sir Nick Parish, Mark Hodge

Join the guys today for talks of beaches, childhood, lubrication, and hear Marky cry and Nicky yell. Wow, what an emotional ride!! Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Robert Kotoff Ed hood Teresa StCyr Johanna McQuiston ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Sir Nick Parish, Mark Hodge

Happy Mothers Day!! Join the Guns and Gory Podcast as we talk about school shootings, presidential firearms, and make Zi feel like a terrible host, all while Marky pours his heart our about his addiction problems. #comedy #gunsandgorypodcast #podcast Thanks to our monthly supporters Jesse Householder Robert Kotoff Ed hood Teresa StCyr Johanna McQui…