Best Bearded Idiots Podcasts (2024)

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100,000 Downloads; Season 3 Announcement 2:22

18h ago2:22

2:22

The Day Everything Changed has hit 100,000 downloads! This episode is a thank you to everyone who has ever given this audio drama a chance. Season three should be here by the end of the year! Visit our Instagram page for the video version of this announcement featuring many cats (this audio was pulled from those videos). The Day Everything Changed …

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S1, EP4: At What Cost? (Remixed) 13:41

3M ago13:41

13:41

Season 1: Episode 4 (remixed without narration). In the final episode of the first season, after experiencing the events at the two Safe Zones, the families trudge toward another as hope begins to dwindle. The Day Everything Changed is an audio drama about two broken families navigating through a post-apocalyptic world threatened by "sick" and othe…

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S1, EP3: Rise and Fall (Remixed) 12:44

3M ago12:44

12:44

Season 1: Episode 3 (remixed without narration). The two newly-acquainted families explore a strange location that might provide a permanent, virus-free home. The Day Everything Changed is an audio drama about two broken families navigating through a post-apocalyptic world threatened by "sick" and other deadly scavengers in search of sanctuary. Thi…

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S1, EP2: Journey (Remixed) 14:35

3M ago14:35

14:35

Season 1: Episode 2 (remixed without narration). We meet our other broken family, Tessa and her daughter Olivia, as they juggle trust and other threatening situations in the search for sanctuary. The Day Everything Changed is an audio drama about two broken families navigating through a post-apocalyptic world threatened by "sick" and other deadly s…

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S1, EP1: Begin (Remixed) 19:45

3M ago19:45

19:45

Season 1: Episode 1 (remixed without narration). We meet John and his daughter Sarah as they search and scavenge through a post-apocalyptic world a number of years after the events of The Blast. The Day Everything Changed is an audio drama about two broken families navigating through a post-apocalyptic world threatened by "sick" and other deadly sc…

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A Soul-patch for Summer 40:37

8M ago40:37

40:37

We brought back another classic PM in the AM segment and gave each other some hilarious resolutions for 2024. We also went over some crazy news stories. Enjoy. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pmintheam/support

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Bearded Babies and Regift Revenge - A PM in the AM Christmas 46:59

8M ago46:59

46:59

A very merry Christmas from your PM in the AM hosts! Enjoy our very first holiday special release, and let us know what you think! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pmintheam/support

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101. Cheesy Hallmark Movie Battle 3.0 34:48

8M ago34:48

34:48

We are bringing back one of our most popular traditions and playing the hallmark Christmas movie battle. In this challenge we come up with funny fake hallmark movies and mix them up with some real ones and try to guess which ones are fake. It's a blast. We also have a holiday related news story, so enjoy the show. --- Support this podcast: https://…

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100. Petrified Poop and the Live Lobster Legend 35:37

8M ago35:37

35:37

We did it, 100 episodes. I actually didn't know this was going to be 100. I thought it was only 99... so the special plans we had for 100 will have to be for 101, but we got some epic white elephant ideas and a great show for you this week. Enjoy and thanks for tuning in. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pmintheam/s…

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A Shrimp Scandal and the Idiot Draft 43:10

9M ago43:10

43:10

We are back, we've got an exciting news story and a great draft! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pmintheam/support

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DON'T Decorate Your Yard With This 35:23

10M ago35:23

35:23

We are back like we never left and better than ever! On this week's episode, laughs are guaranteed. We start the show by breaking down a Halloween news story that will leave you questioning all the local yard decorations. Then, we share some would you rather questions that are hilarious. Some of the topics you can expect are: axe body spray, rabies…

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Introducing: The Girl Across the Lake 2:30

10M ago2:30

2:30

The Girl Across the Lake, Riffage Media's new audio drama, launches 11/1/23. Enjoy the trailer for the show, and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts, including Apple Podcasts, Spotify and more. The Girl Across the Lake is an audio drama about a girl embarking on an internal journey in search of the reasons for having the same haunting dream e…

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Digestive Dilemmas- To Cheese or Not to Cheese? 34:46

10M ago34:46

34:46

That's right, we are back with another hilarious edition of the greatest podcast you'll ever hear. We're breaking down some insane news stories both involving drivers. One story is about probably the best driver this world has ever seen and the other is the complete opposite. We also came up with some laugh worthy hypothetical situations and some o…

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Do NOT Get Into a Fight at These Places 37:43

11M ago37:43

37:43

We are back with an awesome episode where we are breaking down a crazy news story and drafting the worst places to get in a fight with your significant other. Make sure to subscribe and share the show! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pmintheam/support

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From the Vault: The Best Things About Fall 27:38

11M ago27:38

27:38

On this episode, Blake and Porter break down the fall season and the 8 best things about fall. From Halloween, hoodies, hayrides to the other great parts of the fall season. Also, you won't want to miss the host share their embarrassing guilty pleasures and the listener takes from last week's episode on leftovers. --- Support this podcast: https://…

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Pro-Procrastination 29:53

11M ago29:53

29:53

We're back and this week we are bringing back the ridiculous round-up segment where we are talking about marathon cheaters and discussing how crazy their tactics were. We are also answering some listener submitted questions about our biggest childhood fears and what the dumbest thing we've done in the name of procrastination. Enjoy the episode and …

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Best Infomercials and The Nasty Accident 40:19

11M ago40:19

40:19

We are back and this week we've got a special treat for you. Well I guess you could call it a special treat, because this week on the ridiculous round-up segment we are breaking down the human biohazard that turned a Delta flight around mid flight. That's right, Taco Bell before a flight is not a good idea. After we break that down, we drafted the …

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Elementary School Disasters 41:08

12M ago41:08

41:08

What's up Morning Crew?! Start your week off right with us sharing listener submissions of embarrassing elementary school stories. From an accidental loin cloth costume to an acorn dump, these stories will have you laughing. We also shared some of our new pet peeves and even brought up some old ones while we were at it. Enjoy the episode and have a…

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From the Vault: Insurance Company Mascots and the Worst Place Winner 32:15

12M ago32:15

32:15

On this week's throwback episode, Blake and Porter put together a bracket of the worst insurance company mascots. From LiMu Emu to Flo from Progressive none of the mascots are safe. (Segment Starts at 19:20) They also go over the listener submissions for the worst thing to say/be told in a job interview and go over some hard hitting unpopular opini…

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Super Soaked: Our Side-Splitting School Stories 46:55

12M ago46:55

46:55

What is up Morning Crew??We are back with another splendidly hilarious episode and this week we've got some great stories for you all. We shared some back to school and elementary school memories that include a super soaker incident as well as rouge laffy taffy and discuss some of Porter's all-time best back to school outfits. You can check them ou…

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Pooping Portraits and the Kidz Bop Protest 45:06

1y ago45:06

45:06

Morning Crew, how is it going?! We are back with another episode and this week, we were joined by friend of the show Brody Browning as he squared off in the "Not so Elementary Education" segment against Blake, It was a well fought trivia battle that you'll want to be sure to follow along with at home and let us know how many you got right. That seg…

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To Taste Test or Not to Taste Test, the Grape Debate 37:51

1y ago37:51

37:51

What's up Morning Crew, First off we want to give a huge shout out to all the new listeners we've gotten from our Instagram reels that have blown up over the last week. Welcome to the Morning Crew! This week's episode is loaded with laughs. Some of the favorite moments include a hilarious supermarket debate that might land Porter behind bars at som…

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Take a Hike: Our Misguided Recommendations For Annoying Individuals 45:57

1y ago45:57

45:57

Hey Morning Crew! We are back with another great episode! On this show you can expect some good laughs coming from the " Things you recommend doing to people you don't like" bracket. It's a great draft with some witty picks that will have you cracking up for sure. The fellas also break down some legendary would you rather questions that you won't w…

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A Hedgehog Hustler: Facebook Marketplace Gone Crazy 37:57

1y ago37:57

37:57

What is up Morning Crew? This week, we have a wonderful show for you. We headed back into the wild world of Facebook Marketplace and Porter is sharing the story of how a father was trying to ruin the life of his child. It's hilarious, you'll definitely want to check it out! The boys are also bringing back "Not so elementary education" the segment w…

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Bad Barbie and the Bumper Sticker Battle 42:08

1y ago42:08

42:08

Wakey Wakey, What's up Morning Crew?! On this episode, we are discussing some crazy scandals and stories surrounding Barbie with the big upcoming movie premier. In classic PM in the AM fashion, 2 truths and 1 lie is presented about barbie and Blake must use his vast Barbie knowledge to sort out the truth. Also, the fellas give their takes on some t…

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A Croc Saved My Life 33:09

1y ago33:09

33:09

This week on the pod, the Ridiculous Roundup is back with topics ranging from the enhancement games all the way to a lifesaving croc. You won't want to miss our breakdown of these stories and our take on if we would participate in the steroid olympics. We also are giving out free advise on the situational awareness segment and this week's situation…

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We Ranked the BEST Americans! 31:57

1y ago31:57

31:57

What's up Morning Crew!? We're back with another banger and this week, we drafted teams of the best Americans. No no no, it's not just boring historical figures. We included cartoons, actors and some legendary individuals. You're not going to want to miss our break down of these true American hero's just in time for the fourth of July. We hope ever…

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Tech Titan's Throwdown: Elon VS. Zuck 39:22

1y ago39:22

39:22

What is up Morning Crew?!!? In this uproarious episode, get ready to imagine an epic clash like no other as the heavyweight tech titans of our time step into the comedy boxing ring! As we prepare for the potential Elon Vs. Zuck fight, the fellas break down what they would like to see happen in the fight. We also volunteered a third billionaire to j…

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2 Rad Dudes and Their Relatably Rad Howler Monkey 38:01

1y ago38:01

38:01

On this episode, the guys drafted the WORST animals to have as pets and it gets wild as both hosts share their impressions on which animals should stay far away from the house. The fellas also broke down the 5 second rule and how they apply it in their lives. Share the show with a friend and enjoy the episode! Special thanks to Bahaka Açaí for spon…

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The Do's and Don'ts of Raising a Child, Pet or Plant 38:53

1y ago38:53

38:53

On this week's episode, we've got you covered with the all the parenting advice you could ever need. From how to get your kid to listen to advice to raising elderly goldfish, this episodes got all the best tips. We also brought back the guess the celebrity segment and it has some facts that are going to have you trying to guess who it could possibl…

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Spud-tacular Tater-tainment: The World's BEST Potato Draft 39:21

1y ago39:21

39:21

We have drafted and listed out the best ways to serve potatoes. Our expert analysis comes in handy as we draft everything from french fries to funeral potatoes. You can vote for your favorites on our Instagram https://www.instagram.com/pmintheampodcast/We also created and answered some crazy would you rather questions that we answered. The topics i…

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Drug Test Tales and the “Bud” Effect: How to Stop Getting Called the Worst Nicknames 30:24

1y ago30:24

30:24

Check it out, share it with a friend and have a great week. Sorry for the slight audio issues, we had some internet connection issues during recording. Follow our Instagram https://www.instagram.com/pmintheampo... Special thanks to Bahaka Açaí for sponsoring this episode! If you want to experience premium quality, Brazilian Açaí that's delivered di…

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Not So Elementary Education Part 3 38:06

1y ago38:06

38:06

We brought back a fan favorite segment where we take 1st-6th grade trivia questions and quiz each other 'are you smarter than a 5th grader' style. Make sure to hear us struggle through some hard subjects. Blake is also vulnerably sharing something that makes him absolutely uncomfortable and it's pretty funny. Check it out, share it with a friend an…

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Smootzie Poo and the WORST Terms of Endearment 31:40

1+ y ago31:40

31:40

On this edition Porter and Blake start off by sharing a crazy news story that took place not too far form home. They break down the situation and ask some important questions about why crimes and books are going hand in hand these day. They also have a hilarious bracket that includes the worst things you could call your significant other. Make sure…

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Charcoal Level Toast and The Head-Scratching Drive-Thru 28:54

1+ y ago28:54

28:54

We drafted and created a bracket of the most useless items. From male nipples to terms and conditions sheets, this bracket covers all the things you could live without and not miss them. The guys are also sharing listener submitted responses of most embarrassing text message stories. There are some great stories involving scandal, romance and much …

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Let Him Cook: Embarrassing Texts Edition 35:26

1+ y ago35:26

35:26

This week, the fellas are sharing some crazy, funny stories in the tell us a time segment that they brought back. The listeners have requested it and man did the guys deliver. Each host asks the other to tell them about a time and the stories about embarrassing texts and haircuts are hilarious. The boys also came up with a new segment talking about…

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Are We Smarter Than a 5th Grader?? 37:25

1+ y ago37:25

37:25

Back by popular demand Blake and Porter are playing not so elementary education again. They test their elementary knowledge with some 1st-6th grade questions that will have you thinking hard. Play along and make sure to let us know how you scored. The guys are also sharing some pet peeves and figuring out what a grocery store would look like in a p…

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Just a Sorbet Kind of Guy 36:37

1+ y ago36:37

36:37

On this episode, Blake takes a major shot at Porter's fruity taste in ice cream while discussing the most useless home appliances. The fellas also made a bracket of the best excuses to give when you are running late and trust me there are some great ones. The boys have your back next time you are running late with some fantastic excuses that will g…

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Hot Dog Hands and The Therapy Chore Session 52:00

1+ y ago52:00

52:00

On this episode, the boys are answering listener submitted would you rather questions that take them through some insane and hilarious situations. From hot dog hands to constant hiccups, you'll want to play along and decide which option you think is best. The fellas also are making a tier list of the chores they can kind of stand down to the worst …

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From The Vault: We Made the Worst Playlist of All Time! 46:34

1+ y ago46:34

46:34

On this classic throwback episode, Porter and Blake ranked the most annoying songs of all time, and they even couldn't help but sing some of them. Blake also shares a snowboarding story that turns into a solid pro tip. The boys also brought back the Tell us A time segment and shared some embarrassing stories that include nearly being locked out of …

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Musical Cars and The Beef Stock Shower 36:13

1+ y ago36:13

36:13

On this edition of PM in the AM you will hear the guys make an amazing April fools day prank idea bracket. The bracket is equipped with 8 insane prank ideas and a few honorable mention ones too. If you need an idea for how to prank someone this year you definitely are in the right place. Also, the fellas answer a listener submitted question that ca…

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A Heartbreak Cruise and The Big Spinach Conspiracy 33:43

1+ y ago33:43

33:43

We're bringing you the worst breakup stories this week as submitted by the listeners, the morning people, so shout out to everyone who sent in a story. From cringe junior high dating woes all the way up to the alter, these stories are WILD. We also break down a couple of foods that we used to enjoy but now we can stand and come up with a way to mak…

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Beard Beer and The Roller Coaster Relationship Advice 44:50

1+ y ago44:50

44:50

We brought back the Not Important News segment with some incredibly interesting stories. Play a long with the guys as they try to decide which stories are real. This week's headlines include everything from a crazy lasagna crime to beer brewed from beard yeast. We also gave our advice on several questions submitted by listeners. First, how to handl…

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Shrek Day at the Ballpark and the Stolen Chips Conundrum 40:25

1+ y ago40:25

40:25

Blake and Porter start the episode with a recap of a great weekend in Arizona, Including of course, a hilarious unfortunate story that lead to some discomfort for Porter. They also share some of the weirdest smells that they enjoy and then get into the most embarrassing youth sports stories that the internet has to offer. There are some giveaways c…

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PM in the AM Poolside 8:17

1+ y ago8:17

8:17

On this super special edition of the pod, the boys are poolside in sunny AZ. Enjoying their vacation, the fellas only have one problem, and that is that they need to come up with the cheesiest most cringey Instagram vacation post caption of all time. Tune in and enjoy their hilarious caption selections and follow along on instagram @PMintheAM to vo…

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The Great Dipping Sauce Dilemma 41:21

1+ y ago41:21

41:21

Blake and Porter came together to create a tier list of your favorite dipping sauces. They struggled and reluctantly agreed with each other on an appropriate ranking. Expect either Porter or Blake to slander some of your favorite sauces while coming together over the absolute goat fast food sauce. They also tell their childhood sports stories from …

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A Road Trip for the Ages 30:03

1+ y ago30:03

30:03

We are back with another excellent morning drive debate and this week, we are choosing the WORST historical figures to go on a road trip with. From royalty, presidents and other historical figures, this segment is guaranteed to have you chuckling. We are also discussing time capsules and if they are actually ever recovered and what we would put ins…

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WORST Date Drama and The Exposed Gym Cheeks 41:47

1+ y ago41:47

41:47

On this week's episode Blake and Porter are sharing the Morning People's worst date stories and trust me, you need to hear them to believe them. Also, Porter shares another unbelievable experience that Blake helps advise him through with his excellent advice giving skills. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pmintheam/…

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8 Horrible Valentine's Day Date Ideas You Should Avoid 28:55

1+ y ago28:55

28:55

From a roach motel to a sleazy chicken place, Blake and Porter have brainstormed and drafted the 8 worst things you could possibly do for your valentine's day date. Guys, avoid planning one of these ideas unless you want to get slapped on valentines and end up on our upcoming worst dates episode. We also talked about what we would do if we were in …

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Mount Trashmore and the Elephant Upstairs 36:57

1+ y ago36:57

36:57

On this week's episode Porter and Blake share some exciting podcast updates and talk about the brand new logo. After that, they get into a debate about what Porter should do about some noisy neighbors. Also, the not important news segment is back and to hear all about mount trashmore, an evil goldfish, a somewhat armed robbery and more make sure to…

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