It's time for Lettuce 101. A new class in which you learn things! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

I can't believe we're still doing this. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

and 1 way to cure your heart... (by listening to this episode and all our episodes) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

either that or they won't. One of those two. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Greg knows everything, doesn't he? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

It really happened, in a way --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

It's time for Two Guys Talking About Ladies! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

But you can't lead it to water. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

But really, Craig thinks it's more situational. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Greg seems to always have a lot of plumbing problems. Keep it moving, Greg! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Today Greg talks about his ridiculous Amazon delivery mixup. Like VERRRRRY ridiculous. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Apologies for Craig being quiet. It's entirely Greg's fault. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Greg finally figured out how you can reduce! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

To be clear this is not about the TV show nor should this advice or any of our advice ever be followed. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Craig actually prepared this time! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

It's that time of year, folks, that time when we try to do something and be somebody better than last year. Last year us sucked! This year we'll suck less! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Finally, we answer the question about Christopher Nolan's tote bag. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Watch out! It gets serious. (we also actually cut out a part due to seriousness) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Hey really doesn't. (this description written by Craig) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

He was SO funny he barely remembers doing it! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

In this incredibly helpful episode Craig discusses time saving tips. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Craig is going through a compost bin/raccoon fiasco. Greg provides helpful anecdotes about his raccoon cosplaying neighbor. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

All ya need is... Greg and Craig --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Craig and Greg went through a few identity crises during this episode. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Just don't! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

In which Craig lists his current video challenges he's doing and Greg shares his true feelings about Applebee's. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

We turned the lights off for this one so Greg could reveal his true feelings, or something. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Greg talks through his problem with meeting conductors at birthday parties. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

In which has random thoughts and topics of conversation, believe it or not. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

He means in the sense that we're ALL racist. Come on, guys! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

We actually did research! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Happy Labor Day everybody. We sincerely hope the whole birthing process goes smoothly. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Also, this episode is NOT suitable for children, as opposed to all our other episodes which are basically Sesame Street. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

In which Greg reveals his excellent Armenian accent. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Craig actually performs a song! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Greg and Craig are together IRL for the first time ever (since last time)! Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support…

Greg and Craig are together IRL for the first time ever (since last time)! Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support…

Our very first (of hopefully thousands of) walk and talk(s)!!! Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support…

Greg does impressions! Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Greg describes why he doesn't want to live forever. Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

__________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Join us as Greg shares his hydration wisdom! __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Yikes, this week, through unhinged rambling, we stumble upon some important falsehoods. __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support…

This is a very special episode with a special guest! We delve DEEP into what makes the great Greg Benson tick. And I got news for ya, it ain't a clock, ya know what I'm saying? I don't. __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support t…

This is a very special episode with a special guest! We delve DEEP into what makes the great Craig Benzine tick. And I got news for ya, it ain't a clock, ya know what I'm saying? I don't. __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this p…

In which Greg solves the homeless crisis. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Today Greg and Craig talk about their favorite onscreen deaths! :) __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

cuz we're both drunk, but Greg is especially drunk. Also, we did this one live on Twitch, which will very quickly be apparent. __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support…

It's very exciting to finally be doing the Will Ferrell episode in which Will Ferrell does not appear at all! __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support…