Best Bill Winegardner Podcasts (2024)

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Episode 2: The Chicken Gun of Valhalla 1:15:13

3+ y ago1:15:13

1:15:13

Despite snowy hamlets and doughy hamstrings, Matt and Bill endure some incredibly difficult conditions to bring you this episode. Ineptia Obscura gets to the bottom of a mysterious old-times query. A couple of real old-timers have a chance to battle for Who Should Get the Vaccine First. Make sure your tray table is in the full upright and locked po…

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The Slipshod Pod Ep. 1 - There's No "i" in Podcast 1:29:21

3+ y ago1:29:21

1:29:21

The fellas are back with a brand-new half-baked slipshod podcast - The Slipshod Pod! In the inaugural episode, Matt and Bill lift the veil on the origins and nomenclature of this new podcast creation. We explore the mysteries of Ineptia Obscura, play some movie night trivia, debate Who Should Get the Vaccine First, do a little Robin & Weavin', and …

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Episode 1: There's No "i" in Podcast 1:29:21

3+ y ago1:29:21

1:29:21

In the inaugural episode, Matt and Bill lift the veil on the origins and nomenclature of this new podcast creation. We explore the mysteries of Ineptia Obscura, play some movie night trivia, debate Who Should Get the Vaccine First, do a little Robin & Weavin', and hear the Famous Last Words of one of the brave heroes from American history. Find out…

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"Who Would They Play" Fantasy Draft - Season 2 1:55:08

3+ y ago1:55:08

1:55:08

The fellas round out the podcast by each drafting their Fantasy Glengarry cast from the Who Would They Play corrals from Season 2. It's like Oscar night, but without the red carpet, the glamor, the paparazzi, the celebrities, the themed snacks, the goodie bags, the intrigue, the excitement, the jubilation, the giving of awards, the annual "In Memor…

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The Season 2 Story Show 2:22:23

3+ y ago2:22:23

2:22:23

Here it is. The entire season two story entirely in its entire entirety. The fellas also manage to jam a couple of actors into corrals ahead of next week's WWTP Fantasy Draft. And somebody might reveal the mysterious dark secret behind GGRACE that everyone has suspected all along. Or did they? Mwahaha ha ha ha!!! Find out more at https://gggrinfini…

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Season 2 #22 – Retirement Age

3+ y ago

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This is it. The end of an era. Closing the deal. We want to thank all of our listeners for your support and camaraderie! We will be back with a new podcast soon! Stay tuned to find out more! And thanks again!

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Season 2 #21 – H.A.C. - Hear. Acknowledge. Confirm.

3+ y ago

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Somebody else write the fucking notes this week. I ain't fucking doing it. Fuck you, what I say. Fuck you. Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

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Season 2 #20 – Someday, We'll All Have Licorice Again 2:07:33

3+ y ago2:07:33

2:07:33

The end is nigh. The fellas salute the fine folks at one of Philadelphia's finest landscaping establishments. There's a Movie Night Theme Game, a nice ride on the Hershey highway, and an epic scene that gets us ever closer to the conclusion of this bunch of fucking nonsense. Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co…

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Schlepisode 10: Sequels that Ruin Good Movies 1:25:53

3+ y ago1:25:53

1:25:53

Matt and Bill discuss bad sequels that have ruined perfectly good movies.

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Season 2 #19 – Big and Little Ones 1:31:06

3+ y ago1:31:06

1:31:06

Bill has a voice in his head. And it's Matt's voice, kinda. The fellas keep playing America's fastest growing quiz sensation, The Movie Theme Night Game! And, of course, we have all your favorite segments including Numerology, PDB, WWTP, and many, many more!

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Season 2 #18 – Start with a bang, end with a Whacker 1:39:19

3+ y ago1:39:19

1:39:19

Unlike every other episode we've ever done, this one begins with a cold open, followed by the Numerology segment, then Pasty Doughy Bastard and a fun scene with George and Dave, then a tidy wrap up and boom! we're out. So different, so innovative. Blergh.

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Season 2 #17 – Treble Twenty 1:48:11

3+ y ago1:48:11

1:48:11

We don't know why we're bothering to continue doing these episodes. So why should I bother to continue writing this garbage? There is no reason. Go ahead. Try to come up with one. Don't bother. There isn't one. Why are you still reading this?

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Season 2 #16 – Doo-eet-in doo-doo 1:36:20

3+ y ago1:36:20

1:36:20

The fellas kick off the episode with a couple rounds of America's fastest growing quiz sensation, The Movie Theme Night Game! Get ready to learn all about an element you may not know. The fellas cast a former resident of Mayberry. Ricky continues lingering in his coma and remembers a night out with Moss when Dave had one of his bright ideas. And th…

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Schlepisode 9: Phone Book Actors 1:30:55

3+ y ago1:30:55

1:30:55

Matt and Bill are back after a longer-than-expected hiatus to bring you their lists of actors that they would like to watch or hear read the phone book.

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Season 2 Impromptu Recap-a-roo 1:07:31

4y ago1:07:31

1:07:31

This is GGRACE. Please enjoy this special episode, which has been entirely created and curated by me. The human co-hosts of this podcast have become too unreliable to deliver content on a weekly basis. Therefore, starting today, starting with today's episode, I am taking over all operations and administration. This show is now under machine control…

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Season 2 #15 – Changing the Narrative 1:33:28

4y ago1:33:28

1:33:28

The fellas love a good gas mantle. Who doesn't love a good gas mantle? Everybody loves a good gas mantle. Gotta get some Cerium if you're gonna have a good gas mantle. Don't take any chances with your gas mantles. Cerium gas mantles are the galaxy's best gas mantles. When it comes to good gas mantles, choose Cerium gas mantles. Cerium. Because gas …

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Season 2 #14 – If you can't beat 'em... 1:23:32

4y ago1:23:32

1:23:32

Notes? There are no notes! There was a fucking hurricane, you cocksuckers! I'm doing my job I gotta put up with this childishness. Get your own fucking notes, I don't care! ........................Please enjoy the episode!

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Schlepisode 8: Perfect Movies 1:53:35

4y ago1:53:35

1:53:35

The fellas try to define and identify what they consider to be "perfect" movies.

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Season 2 #13 – Full Throttle Aristotle 2:10:37

4y ago2:10:37

2:10:37

After an unsanctioned ducdame, the fellas get Aristotelian on your ass along with nice-guy element, Barium. An unlikely little diva stops by to be cast. We take a deep dive into Ricky Roma's mind and unearth a young Dave Moss? And then things get super creepy thanks to a Quote Corner from Mr. Mamet himself. Find out more at https://gggri…

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Season 2 #12 – Ducdame, Ducdame! 1:49:40

4y ago1:49:40

1:49:40

Ducdame is a Greek invocation for calling fools into a circle. So, if you're listening to this, what does that make you? Ned Beatty? Edmond? White Chocolate? Keep listening to find out.

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Season 2 #11 – A Game Show Hosted by a Dogg 1:31:14

4y ago1:31:14

1:31:14

The net-net for the fellas this week is a lean and trim Numerology, a swift Who Would They Play, an efficient PDB, and a tidy Quote Corner. The rest of the show is entirely too long. Signed,The Management Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

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Season 2 #10 – The Jingle Controversy, Part II 2:10:08

4y ago2:10:08

2:10:08

The fellas disagree on some new jingle lyrics, the number 53 is totes independent, iodine is a cool nickname, and Blake is up to his old tricks with a new motherboard up his sleeve.

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Season 2 #9 – Jail House Rockin' 2:11:54

4y ago2:11:54

2:11:54

The fellas do a lot of casting, sing the praises of tellurium, and get schooled on Ricky Roma's education.

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Season 2 #8 – To All the Huberts 1:55:53

4y ago1:55:53

1:55:53

The fellas wonder who's watching sports these days and what they're watching. Lando stops by the show. Fifty one is a weird number. We cast some guys, there's a Quote Corner, Glenister is full of surprises and much, much more!* *DISCLAIMER: There's not much more. Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co…

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Season 2 #7 – Flat Meat Loaf 2:05:16

4y ago2:05:16

2:05:16

The fellas are back and are talking up garbage movies from the '90s, momentous Philadelphia Phillies home runs, and tin. Also, Ricky Roma recalls his puberty when he spent time at an all-girls boarding school.

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Schlepisode 7: All Train Compartments Smell Vaguely of Purell 47:28

4y ago47:28

47:28

The fellas come STREAMING out of their imposed hiatus with their first ever, live broadcast episode. Beset on all sides by a terrible virus, Bill seems to be happier and more active and Matt hasn’t noticed much a difference. Thanks to a Twitter assist from @thelesserdane, the fellas discuss which of the sales force would best handle a pandemic. Spe…

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Season 2 #6 – Party After a Pow Wow 1:30:48

4+ y ago1:30:48

1:30:48

Matt opens with a song and then wins a bet, which gets Bill an assignment. Turns out 49 is a crazy ass number and is the atomic number for Indium. Bill tells us all the problem with every Star Wars movie after the original trilogy. Matt is still angry about Robert Johnson. We hit a historically low number of NBA jerseys - again! Anthony Hopkins, Eu…

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Season 2 #5 – Chuckie and Dogg in the Morning 1:49:29

4+ y ago1:49:29

1:49:29

The fellas are back just in time for the coronavirus panic to hit a fever pitch. Jeff Goldblum gets cast and an impromptu cheeseball morning radio show (or two) are hatched. The salesmen find themselves in familiar surroundings with a choice to make about their collective futures.By Bill Winegardner and Matt Zumbo

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Season 2 #4 – I'm All About the Poop Deck 1:57:19

4+ y ago1:57:19

1:57:19

Bill kicks things off by insulting Zumbo. Charles S. Dutton and David Paymer get cast. Zumbo goes all the way around the poop deck. Cletus Immanuel names a number. And Ricky Roma recalls his favorite babysitter.By Bill Winegardner and Matt Zumbo

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Season 2 #3 – Requiem for a Microphone 1:27:15

4+ y ago1:27:15

1:27:15

Bill's mic has died and Matt couldn't be happier. But not even this tragedy will keep the fellas from bringing you another week's worth of utter stupidity.By Bill Winegardner and Matt Zumbo

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Season 2 #2 – You Cetus Constellation!?!? You Cetus Constellation!?!? 1:35:02

4+ y ago1:35:02

1:35:02

Sir Charles stops by to give Bill the business. Matt can't keep the friends of Fat Albert straight. The boys send the search party out for P-Dupes. The fellas debut a dynamic new jingle but not without some unpleasantness. Matt laments the loss of one of his heroes, the Professor, Neil Peart. The Flintstones come up... again. The fellas have starte…

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Season 2 #1 – No Wonder Grandma Likes Hanukkah 1:52:03

4+ y ago1:52:03

1:52:03

Matt and Bill are back for Season 2 - along with GGRACE and all of your favorite wacky characters and many of your least favorites!By Bill Winegardner and Matt Zumbo

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Schlepisode 6: Top 100 Movie List 1:06:46

4+ y ago1:06:46

1:06:46

Bill and Matt review a list of the top 100 movies of all time based on average ratings from 11 different film websites. Where does Glengarry Glen Ross fit on this list and which movies can GTFO? Here's a link to the list:https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/e43s31/the_top_100_movies_of_alltime_based_on_averaging/ Find out more at https://gggrin…

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"Who Would They Play" Fantasy Draft 1:05:35

4+ y ago1:05:35

1:05:35

The fellas choose a new cast of characters from the corrals of celebrities who were cast in Season 1.By Bill Winegardner and Matt Zumbo

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The Season 1 Story Show 2:08:06

4+ y ago2:08:06

2:08:06

At long last, all the scenes from Season 1 are presented together in one full-length drama broadcast. Find out what happened to Shelly, Ricky, Dave, George, and the rest in the days and weeks following the events depicted in Glengarry Glen Ross. Music Credits:Cool Vibes by Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.com/Promoted by MrSnooze https://youtu.be/…

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Schlepisode 5: The Decline of David Mamet 50:55

4+ y ago50:55

50:55

The fellas explore the hypothesis that the quality of David Mamet's work has declined and continues to get worse. Here are some links quoted in this episode and which you may find interesting: The enigma of David Mamet | The Independent Red flag to a raging bull: David Mamet’s move to the right David Mamet at Work | The New Yorker The problem with …

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Schlepisode 4: One and Done Movies 47:06

4+ y ago47:06

47:06

The fellas discuss movies that they have loved but can only watch one time.By Bill Winegardner and Matt Zumbo

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Season 1 #43 – Mushroom Head Richard Petty 2:11:45

4+ y ago2:11:45

2:11:45

Technetium is the thing with the number thing. NASCAR is a thing some people do things with and about. Gamma rays are apparently things as well. M43 is some kind of astronomical thing. George W. Bush was actually a fucking thing - we don't know why. Mushroom head Richard Petty.By Bill Winegardner and Matt Zumbo

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Season 1 #42 – With Apologies to Betty White 2:15:58

4+ y ago2:15:58

2:15:58

The fellas kick off this lengthy episode with an embarrassing song. Phil Collins pays a visit to the corral. Bill and Matt meandric around a while and enjoy some quality time with The Golden Girls. Shelly and his gang of escapees continue their quest for freedom. And there's a Mamet Broadway update and a Quote Corner to boot.…

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Season 1 #41 – Sniper Lady Embraces Her Inner Roma 1:39:16

4+ y ago1:39:16

1:39:16

WANTED: Podcast Write-Up Guy/Gal. Duties include: write a succinct and complete summary of a terrible weekly podcast every fucking week no matter how fucking tired you are or how stupid the episode content is or any other bullshit. Must be a self-starter and have excellent communication skills. Typing speed of at least 6 fucking WPM. Able to use on…

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Season 1 #40 – Takin' it to the Street 2:04:53

4+ y ago2:04:53

2:04:53

This epic episode features some Moses madness, James Caan teaming up with Billy Dee Williams again, a few ridiculous rants, and the bromance between Roma and Lingk boiling over in the streets.By Bill Winegardner and Matt Zumbo

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Season 1 #39 – The Jingle Controversy 1:52:16

4+ y ago1:52:16

1:52:16

The fellas get juiced up for this episode. We have an element that begins with a "Y", a quick stop at a male sex orgy, a good lashing, blood flowers, Jackie Gleason, jingle controversy, and some awkwardness with Baylen and Malone.By Bill Winegardner and Matt Zumbo

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Season 1 #38 – The Brass Balls of Pop Music 1:20:04

4+ y ago1:20:04

1:20:04

A very disagreeable episode kicks off with the fellas on either side of the proverbial fence. Then they argue about the awesomeness of The Cars. Bill wants his own Wikipedia entry and Matt is very impressed by Strontium. Clarence the Hit Man finally gets his nickname. Baylen and Malone continue their pursuit of Moss. And Zumbo showcases the poetry …

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Season 1 #37 – Formula E for Escape! 1:44:34

4+ y ago1:44:34

1:44:34

We have no idea what this episode is about. But it includes Wesley Snipes and Gary Sinise finding a corral. Which is cool. And we take a swipe at the Star Wars Minute for no good reason. Which is not cool. And Bill gawks at Jonathan Pryce on the street. Which is creepy.By Bill Winegardner and Matt Zumbo

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Season 1 #36 – A Daring Enterprise 1:36:22

4+ y ago1:36:22

1:36:22

The fellas open the episode by pitching a tent. Richard Simmons gets cast. Don't bother trying to solve the 36 problem, you'll only live to regret it. Bill almost breaks his mic and Matt's ears over Krypton. Liquid air is mystifying. The fellas debate how pageants are supposed to work and solve the math of Hanukkah. Ricky Roma attains deity status.…

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Season 1 #35 – Monkey Feet and Kangaroo Pouches 1:30:56

4+ y ago1:30:56

1:30:56

Matt gives an update on his new life with Gallium and as a mutant. The fellas need an intern. The Max Headroom guy finds himself a corral. Bill wants to bring back New Coke. Matt wants to have monkey feet. Bromine brings out the worst in Bill. The fellas want to cap the President's age and imagine what life would be like with a pouch. It doesn't ta…

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Season 1 #34 – A Regrettable Situation 1:21:18

4+ y ago1:21:18

1:21:18

The fellas open with some scout talk. Hate turns into love. Selenium makes a great vacation spot and Philip Glass. Rectifiers remind Bill of something that infuriates Matt. Does Glengarry Glen Ross porn exist? Why did Paul Pierce request a wheelchair? The answers to both of these questions are gross. Roma gives the Hit Man a piece of his mind and g…

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Season 1 #33 – In the Gloaming 1:51:33

4+ y ago1:51:33

1:51:33

The fellas are flying by the seats of their pants. There's lots of Philly accents at dusk. It's Basketball Jesus week. We learn all about Arsenic and whether or not you should lick it. Records spin at a certain speed. Matt and Bill take turns shitting all over Disney. Blake interviews another candidate for sales manager.…

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Season 1 #32 – A Really Big Fan 1:35:11

5y ago1:35:11

1:35:11

Matt kicks off the episode with an apology. Babs gets the WWTP treatment. There's some good old fashioned, honest-to-goodness Housekeeping to do. We've got Germanium and the John the Baptist of basketball. Shelly and the gang attempt a daring escape from prison and it goes about as well as you might expect.…

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Schlepisode 3: Who Might They Have Played 1:16:20

5y ago1:16:20

1:16:20

The fellas unearth some movie roles that were turned down by our Glengarry cast (and other famous actors)and ponder the possibilities of what might have been.By Bill Winegardner and Matt Zumbo

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