Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Site 69 is continuing to work with the Church of the Broken God in the hopes that the alliance will help them keep the Sarkicists from turning the world into puddles of fleshy goo. The Church has requested that an MTF be sent to a particular island that’s important to the…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP has decided to look into this possible rogue Foundation asset. If you don’t remember, someone has been using the anomaly known as Able to murder other facility’s staff. According to the records the transfer of Able was deleted. However, there seems to be a few loo…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Steve is back! Just in time to be awful. In this week’s episode, a group of field agents is sent to investigate a missing person’s report. What makes this report draw the attention of the foundation is the fact that a teenage boy went missing from a bathroom, with no wind…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Steve is out for this one! We will have to make due with just the 3 dinguses. The staff at Site 69 are alerted of an anomalous gas mask that has appeared in a park. The person wearing it appeared out of nowhere, and ran away. The gas mask appears to be a specific soviet s…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP is still working with the Church of the Broken God, for now. As such, they have given Site 69 some coordinates and told them to investigate. Turns out, it’s in Kazakhstan. Upon exploring, they find a base. However, this base doesn’t seem to have anyone alive. Some…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! With the apocalypse literally on the horizon, the SCP Foundation has done the unthinkable, joined forces with the Church of the Broken God. The SCP Foundation received a distress message from a little town and in Europe and sent their newly minted MTF down to help. Once t…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Their business with the mysterious artifact stolen from the Church of the Broken God concluded for the time being, Site 69 senior research personnel turn their attention to unfinished business. Two of the crates from the Marshall, Carter, and Dark LTD raid have been retri…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The first encounter with The Church of the Broken God was a relative success. Only a couple casualties and nothing that can be linked back to the Foundation. Part one of the plan, so far, is a success. Now that they’ve gotten whatever this anomalous item is back to Site 6…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The Serpent’s Hand has given the Foundation a little bit of information. They have suggested forming some sort of an alliance with another cult. The Church of the Broken God. This cult is the exact opposite of Sarkicists, they believe flesh is a sin, and that they need to…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! In this third and final chapter in this UK anomaly, we are, for some reason, once again following the Queefing Ponies. An MTF…which is also a band. Though, they seem more interested and knowledgeable about being a band than an MTF. Tasked with venturing deeper into this a…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP Foundation is continuing to study this anomaly in the UK. Having just sent in a D-Class to investigate the other side of the hole filled with elongated bodies, they decide to test out what is going on with the victims of this anomaly on their side. Once testing ha…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! A report came in from an Foundation agent in the UK that they think there may be something off in a small village. The Foundation sends in some agents to see what they can find. Not long after arriving, they discover that there is indeed something strange going on. Of cou…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Space Vikings! Wait, no, just the accents. We really only have one Swedish accent. Somewhere between someone from Minnesota, and the Swedish Chef. This story begins in Switzerland in one of the major clock making towns. There appears to be a closed off area of town that n…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! In the previous episode, the SCP Foundation managed to save a member of the Serpent’s Hand. In return, they were given a piece of paper with a name, coordinates, and nothing else. Not knowing what to expect, the foundation sent in an MTF for extraction, only to find that …

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP Foundation needs to make some headway with the Serpent’s Hand. This is difficult as the SH refers to the foundation personnel as “The Jailors.” However, a report has come in of a conflict in Iraq between Serpent’s Hand members and a group of Sarkicists. According …

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Our story begins with some humble Bostonian rail workers heading into the subway tunnels for maintenance. Apparently, there have been numerous reports of a lot of flies and rats, indicating something might have died down in the tunnels. Trying to avoid criticism from the …

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP Foundation has been alerted to a possible anomalous situation in Seattle. According to reports there may be something going down in regards to a shady dealing. Site 69 sends a group of undercover operatives to an ad agency in hopes of recovering said item. They ar…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! We are still in Vienna, however, no longer are we trying to ascertain what is taking people. Oh no, we are very well aware of who they are, and they are definitely not “grappenwulfen.” It seems the royal family that was once thought to have died merely moved below the pal…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! In the city of Vienna there are a number of missing persons. Normally these are children, drunks, and prostitutes. Normally they’re never found. However, the SCP Foundation is alerted once 3 bodies turn up in completely different states from one another. One of them is li…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! It’s a dark and stormy night. The MTF squad known as “The Creepy Crawlies” has just completed a deadly mission, and only 3 of them made it out alive. They need somewhere to ride out this storm before returning to their own site. Site 69 just happens to be the closest Site…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Before Site 69 can do anything with the information they picked up from The Liar’s Cradle, there is an emergency that requires the SCP Foundation’s attention. SCP-1983, otherwise known as the “Doorway to Nowhere” is under foundation observation. A researcher, without perm…

This one definitely got GROSS. And there was, like, a shiny hallway...and blood...lots of blood. So much blood. And someone licked something...he should NOT have done that. And the skinny holy guy gave himself a hernia...and now the Blueberry and 35% Scrote Guy are making the plans...? Oi boi. This...is...something....…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The Site 69 Researchers have relocated temporarily, along with a large contingent of D-Class to the newly secure facility in Spain. The 0-5 Council is letting the leadership of Site 69 experiment on and utilize SCP-2128 otherwise known as The Liar’s Cradle. This anomalous…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! This week we are traveling to Spain! Specifically to a small city with a nearby castle. The city itself seems to be stuck in the dark ages as the religious cult that oversees it controls everything. This cult, otherwise known as the Brazen Heart, operates in a nearby cast…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! As the 05 Council continues to evaluate possible next steps to avoid the end of the world, a possible SCP encounter has come through. A rather strange one to boot! Apparently, a ghost showed up to a family’s home, ate their son, and then sat down to watch TV. So, the SCP …

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Well, what do you know, the MTF known as “Used Tampons” actually managed to bring back a living cultist, and without anyone on their own team dying! Shocking! With the cultist back at Site 69, the researchers have to figure out where to go from here. At first they go thro…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The Gulag Party Dogs, somehow, have stopped the spread of this strange affliction from reaching the city. However, they still need to get to the source of the problem, the cultists. They’ll need to go around the now burning fields, and back into the forest to fully invest…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Philip has returned! As such, the 05 Council has instructed Site 69 to analyze the letter that was found at the MC&D LTD raid. While it seemed to be just an odd love letter, it was actually a coded message. The group, while not the brightest all the time, manage to deciph…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! As it turns out, the secret selling of anomalies was being perpetrated by the nefarious organization known as Marshall, Carter, & Dark LTD. But who exactly were they selling the anomalies to? While they try to solve that puzzle, they begin to sift through some of the anom…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP Foundation has been given a tip that there is a secret meeting going on between two unknown parties in a remote warehouse in Chicago, IL. A small MTF force is dispatched to investigate the situation, detain any individuals involved if possible, and recover any pos…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Reports have come in from, of course, Ohio, that there are strange occurrences coming out of a particular mall. People feel as though they are being watched. Some even saying they see faceless individuals chasing people. Site 69 is on the case! They have employed a few Fo…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The 0-5 Council has started trying to find assets to help with the possibility of SCP-001 When Day Breaks. Instead of prevention, they are looking at assets that could help, should the event occur. Who better than medical professionals! While the SCP Foundation already ha…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! As the O-5 Council continues to analyze the data collected in the alternate universe regarding SCP-001 “When Day Breaks,” Site 69 is alerted to a possible anomalous event in China. There is a very remote village where everyone was reporting severe headaches. A doctor was …

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Site 69 has their first real investigation! While the 05 Council sifts through the footage recovered during the alternate universe’s XK Class end of the world scenario, they forward along a strange occurrence in Cincinnati, OH. A small, seemingly abandoned house, is teemi…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8 has arrived! This is our live show at Dragoncon 2023! If you’re wondering why the audio quality is a little different from most other episodes, its because we recorded it live in a grand ballroom in front of a live audience! If you want to catch the start of Botched Seasons, head to Dragoncon and come see…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! This is the prologue for our new season! This season is focused all around SCP! What is SCP? Well, the easiest way to define it would be that it's kind of like X-files, but beholden to no world governments and they operate worldwide. This is a community written series of official sounding documents all about anoma…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The season finale! It all comes down to this! The group has Smiling Tom of Wonder in hand and a horde of beasties between them and the Sky Baby. If they can somehow get close enough to kill the thing, there’s still the problem of the monsters themselves. If they can make it through the battle, what then? Will they…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The penultimate episode of Season 7! This is the calm before the storm as the group has to figure out a way back into the West. The boat is just about to arrive at the cliffs, but getting up top will not be easy. While Gizzard tries to solve for X, the rest of the group is getting chatty with Smiling Tom. A little…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! All of a sudden the tables have turned and the group has Smiling Tom, the big bad of Season 7, on the end of a leash. It doesn’t seem to be particularly pleasant for Smiling Tom, but then, the group doesn’t really care about that. They have to get around the West to get to that Sky Baby. They certainly can’t go th…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! With the town of Sergio overrun with monsters the group flees! Luckily, they did manage to find the Colt, the one thing that can kill the Skunt Baby. The tough part is going to be getting close enough to use it. As they are being chased by these heinous monsters, they notice Smiling Tom, along with what’s left of …

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We are joined by an extra special guest! Josh of Nintendo Power Cast! Josh is playing the actual sheriff of Sergio this time! If you thought things were crazy before, now the town has completely lost its mind. The mine was detonated, and the corrupting gold is raining down all over it. It has caused the townsfolk,…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We are joined by an extra special guest! Josh of Nintendo Power Cast! Josh is playing the sheriff of Sergio, as the group arrives. Everything in the city of Sergio is going crazy now that there is a swarm of demonic monsters spreading across the land. Before too long, they’ll cover the entire Wild West! In the mea…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Felita has made a deal with Smiling Tom, for the God of Chaos himself, Wonder! However, there’s no telling what that actually means or when the deal will take place. Meanwhile, the rest of the group, while completely drunk plans to sneak into The Winchester stronghold, aka, the Pele Palace to get The Colt. However…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has successfully robbed a train! They also ran said train into the city of Unforgiven and blew it up. People will definitely remember them for that! Oh wait, no one knows that they did it. Also, by blowing up the city, they drew the attention of the sky baby who has now sent out hordes of its demon spawn…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group continues to fight on a train! Unfortunately for the DM, apparently every movie and video has lied about the volatility of gunpowder. Shooting a brick of it, apparently will not cause it to go off, and in turn set off two train cars filled with it, killing the entire party with less than ten episodes in …

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group finally got their train heist! However, they will not be doing this alone. They will be joined by a super special guest! Jeff Randle, one of the guys behind the MCU Podcast! The group finds themselves smack dab in the middle of the train. These train cars don’t seem to be too heavily guarded in the middl…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! As it turns out, Skrothor didn’t murder THIS particular set of people. It seems someone really wants to set the group up to take a fall. On top of that, this particular perpetrator can shapeshift into other people quickly! Gizzard was in hot pursuit, but as he soon found out, he’s come face to face with himself. N…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! After having defeated the rattle snake hydra, Skrothor finally got his eyes back! Now the group can enjoy a long and well deserved rest… Except, someone has been murdered! As the group continues to investigate, more and more bodies start showing up, and all signs point to Skrothor! They will need to clear his name…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We are joined once again by our super special guest Rob Kristofferson from the Our Strange Skies Podcast! The group decides to have a nice relaxing brunch before setting off in search of the deadly hydra. However, they find that a cave of traps awaits them before opening up into a gigantic cavern filled not just w…

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We are joined by a super special guest! Rob Kristofferson from the Our Strange Skies Podcast! The group runs into a new “ally” in a blue Firbolg! They also meet the leader of this town, the mysterious, yet incredibly musical Harmonica. Before they set off on a quest to kill the dangerous hydra in a nearby cave, th…