Rafe hates Caleb.They're longtime friends but they hate each other. Every week they talk about her sordid sex life, his miserable existence, their top three songs of the week, and a tribute to the filmography of Sam Rockwell.
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QUICK HITS uh oh, caleb has a garbage house. but also he and the scientist got to go to the “art of a hit” movie premiere! check out the “art of a hit” trailer on youtube here: https://youtu.be/72XnW1QoD_Q. you can also watch a short interview with some of the cast from “art of a hit” The post Art of a Hit appeared first on rafe hates caleb.…
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QUICK HITS rafe spends a LOT of time complaining about going into the office lol. caleb complained a LOT about adobe pdf online. it’s a copmlaining kind of day. hey be careful where you travel!!! where not to travel: https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/current-travel-advisories-warnings-us-state-department HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: bloons m…
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QUICK HITS caleb may have destroyed a wall. but there were so many good things this weekend! like otakon visitors, the 3 body problem by cixin liu, and a new music project. also rafe saw one of those ugly tesla trucks! it was so dumb! caleb says discogs.com is a great place for album info. The post Getting Cultured appeared first on rafe hates cale…
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QUICK HITS rafe is on a feel-good kick (mostly. mostly). read about the 30 best comedy movies, responsible furniture, how to get organized, stop google from putting your location data on other people’s phones, who has the best coffee ice cream, and see the amazing vacuum robo dog! calebs saw deadpool & wolverine!! no spoilers; The post Mood Boost a…
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QUICK HITS rafe is absolutely unhinged with her amazon reviews. also if you like a little spooky read, she enjoyed the DEMON AT THE WINDOW, which is about provincetown’s “devil of the dunes” https://www.trulyhorror.com/the-demon-at-the-window-provincetown-devil-of-the-dunes caleb saw longlegs! no big spoilers; caleb liked it mostly. he’s also readi…
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QUICK HITS caleb had a lovely tea time but more importantly, he needs you to try the FIG NEWMANS. also don’t forget to enjoy CALEB RACING – final fantasy randomizer food race! july 21st 3pm eastern! twitch.tv/finalfantasyrandomizer and PLEASE VOTE. vote local, fight the politicians who are trying to take away human rights, and vote The post Crank T…
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QUICK HITS just a reminder that the supreme court sucks, and republicans are trying to scare americans into thinking that undocumented aliens are voting (spoilers, they’re not). caleb had a great time with his nephew, mom, and the scientist in frederick and DC. there was a candy mishap, but that also created something magical. caleb The post Bearas…
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QUICK HITS why would we focus on the asange drama when rafe has been going on an eggs benedict tour?!?! and also they would rather complain about capitalism. happy times. enjoy! also don’t forget to enjoy CALEB RACING – final fantasy randomizer food race! july 21st. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: time off/ eggs benedict The post Panic at the Capit…
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QUICK HITS check out the blending lab if you’re ever in los angeles! and check out the chocolate tours in san francisco. sunday 3pm eastern final fantasy randomizer WATCH CALEB! WOMEN’S STRIKE 2024 IS APPROACHING!! https://action.womensmarch.com/events/women-s-strike-2024 “No spending, No work, No school On the 2nd anniversary of the overturning of…
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QUICK HITS what the fuck is arizona doing? you all better be ready to vote NO on SCR 1044. elected officials NEED ending terms!! https://www.azleg.gov/legtext/56leg/2R/summary/S.SCR1044ELEC_ASPASSEDCOW.pdf caleb is back and gets to tell us all about vacationing in california, the distant tornadoes, horrible downward spiral of panera bread, and the …
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QUICK HITS all about consty!!! our buddy, linford, has cheerfully agreed to be the guest today. and we had so much fun. he gives some juicy details about the le mans 24hr endurance race next week, and explains the appeal of a couple games – destiny 2, ghost of tshushima, and elden ring. and we The post It Was Just Last Year appeared first on rafe h…
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QUICK HITS AI isn’t ready in broad help situations and people need to stop trying to make it fit every situation. google’s AI cannot be trusted and is being FORCED on users! use this URL, to get clean google web results: https://udm14.com/ rafe talks about anti-cicada bug suit shopping and duck detective is super cute! The post Where’s My Wife appe…
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QUICK HITS rafe read the news again. news about the collapse of humanity, and also how horrible people are working on small changes to contraception laws so that eventually, they may not be allowed a ALL. https://thereader.mitpress.mit.edu/the-collapse-is-coming-will-humanity-adapt https://time.com/6977434/birth-control-contraception-access-griswol…
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QUICK HITS caleb has a lot going on this week, like a run-in with jury duty AND the dentist (AGAIN). he also regales about a world of warcraft mount and a mother’s day breakfast mishap. rafe hates spring especially hard because of cicadas and also is she the only one who knows what a vein The post Your Civic Duty appeared first on rafe hates caleb.…
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QUICK HITS well, now rafe wants to build a moss garden in her bathroom. also sheepy is the CUTEST GAME please play it and support the sheepy creator! caleb regales about rats and fancy golden cheese in world of warcraft, and also has a couple oof moments this week. SCURRYFUNGE is the word of the The post A Cheesy Episode appeared first on rafe hate…
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QUICK HITS rafe has some STRONG words about costco’s kirkland cream cheese. and also STRONG words against the bigger cars in american and the stupid loopholes and maybe she hates american policies. vox: why are cars in the US so big? watch this drew gooden video! it’s almost like drew has been listening to rafe The post High Praise for Bullet Train…
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QUICK HITS caleb has a meow meow story, and a sad story, and a story about BBQ. rafe cautions about e. coli in ground beef: https://www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/recalls/nationwide-alert-issued-ground-beef-e-coli/ also how sad is that prison graveyard in mississippi? https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/families-in-disbelief-after-hundreds-of-bodies-f…
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QUICK HITS caleb and his apple stories, amirite? now it’s the airpods! and what’s this about the civil war movie? rafe ate bad bread! taxes suck. the word of the week is BANNOCK DEVICE. you know, the thing that measures your feet and the shoe store. caleb and fizzle will be doing a final fantasy The post Statement Pants appeared first on rafe hates…
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QUICK HITS rafe is playing a new game called chook & sosig and you should buy it when it’s on sale! https://www.gog.com/en/game/chook_sosig_walk_the_plank phrase of the week is WET SOCK. caleb saw the devil movie with the scientist! and got a massage! it was weird. MOUTH IN THE HOLE. world of warcraft PLUNDERSTORM and city of The post No Meat in Th…
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QUICK HITS caleb is very passionate about net neutrality and what it means to have internet as a utilty. his ma is moved! and is there a vacation in the near future? hmmmmm. and bruh. there is SO much drama around the mcdonald’s ice cream machines it is BONKERS. https://getpocket.com/explore/item/they-hacked-mcdonald-s-ice-cream-machines-and-starte…
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QUICK HITS chickfila adds antibiotics to their chicken! https://www.allrecipes.com/chick-fil-a-changes-antibiotics-policy-in-chicken-8620507 try your best to NOT use plastics. it’s for your own good. https://www.popsci.com/environment/plastic-chemicals-are-inescapable-and-theyre-messing-with-our-hormones the francis scott key bridge in baltimore fe…
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QUICK HITS oh, no. rafe read the news. about roundup (WHICH CAUSES CANCER), owned by monsanto and bayer, kitten population explosions, and dishwasher aficionados. probably the best facebook group rafe has ever found. https://www.wired.com/story/extreme-dishwasher-loading-facebook-group https://grist.org/science/kitten-season-animal-shelter-cat-wild…
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QUICK HITS is something going on with the royal family, like is kate middleton okay? but more importantly, ninja sex party NEW ALBUM!!! and caleb enjoyed il pizzico, an italian restaurant. the word of the week is PETRICHOR. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: ninja sex party & ghosty low: college class caleb’s high-low high: italian The post The Royal …
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QUICK HITS rafe and caleb are both concerned for the immediate future of the usa. it’s ok. everything will work out fine. the politics in america are a mess but it’ll be fine. let us know who you think is a good male rolemodel for gen z! vote to protect people’s rights!! the word of The post Twenty Years From Now appeared first on rafe hates caleb.…
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QUICK HITS rafe is back and whiny as ever. alabama fucked up hardcore with their latest misstep on conception and fertilization. thank god mitch mcconnell is leaving soon so not EVERYTHING was horrible news. caleb has door issues?! but it’s not all bad news! npr wrote a pretty good article explaining how IVF works: https://www.npr.org/sections/heal…
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QUICK HITS caleb has a guest! it’s retrotainmnt, aka furybox, aka the talkative man we all want to know more about. don’t forget to follow the cutest corgi around on instagram: @16bitcorgi HIGH LOWS josh’s high-low high: presidents day low: garage clutter caleb’s high-low high: mom moving to NJ low: feeling like shit HOT HOT The post Men’s Health E…
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QUICK HITS hey have you guys bought the limited’s album? NO? are you INSANE? go buy “the coffin or the suitcase” HERE: https://thelimitedmusic.bandcamp.com/album/the-coffin-or-the-suitcase you won’t regret it! the limited are amazing and we love them. also come enjoy time with rafe and ruku, as they navigate the united states together and delve int…
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QUICK HITS ARE YOU HAPPY? take the yes/no quiz now! caleb and rafe go through theirs, and the results aren’t really surprising. https://www.cnbc.com/2024/02/01/if-you-answer-yes-to-these-questions-you-are-happier-than-most-says-longevity-researcher.html the word of the week is ELLIPSISM. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: grillout low: work work work …
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QUICK HITS vine compilations and wiggly fingers. the word of the week is LACHESISM. there’s a lot of talk about roommates and viral videos. come back in time with us! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: new doctor low: confusion at work caleb’s high-low high: pulled pork sandwiches low: adobe HOT HOT TOPICS – on a The post Wiggly Fingers appeared first…
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QUICK HITS HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, GARY! WE LOVE YOU. rafe is the CURSED MASTER. caleb is the fridge master! and he is also the ice cream master. the word of the week is ALTSCHMERZ! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: lemon cupcake low: 2% milk caleb’s high-low high: new appliances low: tired & lactose issues HOT The post Making Your Own Milk appeared …
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QUICK HITS caleb has so much d&d going on and rafe gotted melty windows! caleb also experienced impactful weather, AND tummy problems. and saltine crackers. the word of the week is ONISM. The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: working The post Salty Mouth appeared fir…
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QUICK HITS rafe is excited about all things twitch – year three in stardew, finishing darkside detective, and meeting new people! she also got a PIANO. and a tablet! caleb works on restaurant portion control and lives dangerously. he’s been watching movies with the scientist. they both enjoyed bullet train. also watched deadpool and lady The post F…
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QUICK HITS buy the limited’s album NOW (not a sponsor)! https://thelimitedmusic.bandcamp.com/album/the-coffin-or-the-suitcase rafe is a couple days into keto and BIG ANGY. caleb is on an allergy trip and he is also kinda angy. new year’s eve was great, the movie was okee, and we hope everyone is doing their best so far in 2024. HIGH The post It’s O…
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QUICK HITS sometimes the sliding screen door just comes of its track and you have to be prepared to deal with it. hey amazon is going to charge for ad-free streaming. cancel your amazon prime! also the buddies talk about christmas. word of the week is CHRYSALISM: the tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm. The post Cancel Your Amazon Pr…
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QUICK HITS caleb is very excited about shaking spears watching “as you like it,” but not too excited about food management when going out. caleb got his nut allergy results! rafe is upset about the vin diesel alleged sexual assault? word of the week is HURKLE-DURKLE. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: sicky but wfh low: The post Not Allergic to Semen …
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QUICK HITS caleb baked so many cookies! rafe wants YOU to make your own cookies. because snacks are getting worse. you can do better. https://www.businessinsider.com/inflation-high-prices-costs-making-food-snacks-sodas-worse-quality-2023-12 caleb considers making the dickens out of some punch. and he’s having some issues with his nuts. also lapcorp…
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QUICK HITS rafe read the news! links are below. caleb had a great week, filled with many fun things, and also food. bungie scared of sony takeover: https://www.ign.com/articles/bungie-devs-say-atmosphere-is-soul-crushing-amid-layoffs-cuts-and-fear-of-total-sony-takeover 23 & me data stolen: https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/12/hackers-stole-…
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QUICK HITS caleb had new york time with the fambam, but of course had traffic drama. at least he got to visit stu leonard’s and saw animatronic cows. and who would know things would be closed? made a desk! and got new stuff! they both had pretty busy thanksgiving holidays. also there’s a new word The post Thanksgiving Postmortem appeared first on r…
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QUICK HITS what exactly is pfefferneuse? we hope you have a safe and happy thanksgiving! please spend responsibly and take care of yourselves. we are both super thankful for everyone supporting the podcast! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: autumn temperatures low: too much stuff caleb’s high-low high: social weekend low: sickness HOT HOT TOPICS – Th…
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QUICK HITS this episode has everything. speed gaming live, wardrobe stuff, baldur’s gate 3, restaurant food, health journals, the world dying (national climate assessment makes us sad), and college?! even a word of the week! and they’re back on the sam rockwell actor replacement game, which was on break because they both forgot. physical and The po…
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QUICK HITS caleb had many hot sauces. twinstrumental wanted coke. mari wanted cottage cheese and mustard. rafe delivered. there were some great topics and as always, lovely people in chat. it was a fantastic 450th celebration! Here’s to DOUBLE THAT. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: friends and family low: six pounds caleb’s high-low high: bro The po…
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QUICK HITS it’s SPOOKTACULAR 2023!!! there are drinking games. fall of the house of usher! spookiest thing that’s happened this week. urethra?!?! “I’ve seen women’s buttholes.” next week, no episode as they prep for november 8, with a LIVE TWICH STREAM for episode 450!!!! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: friend time low: hotel internet caleb’s The p…
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QUICK HITS the dryer broke, caleb almost broke his body, and the water pressure fucked up. get yourself a floor blower. caleb got the new PEPPER X SAUCE. cheese graters at olive garden! and well, rafe read the news again. learn about plastics, recycling, climate change, and microplastics. and then read the letters black people The post The Fall of …
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QUICK HITS caleb has vacation brain because of williamsburg! rafe has a word of the week, again, as is tradition. caleb struggles with routine and rafe revels in the chaos. rafe is obsessed with ron desantis allegedly wearing heels. see for yourself: https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1711482216272801851 https://youtu.be/qv1Bd_FEK0Q?t=40 HIGH …
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QUICK HITS the dolphins ARE DYING. people actually believe a conspiracy theory about zombies?! caleb made some awesome indian rice with tomatoes. please, for the love of your body, get a general practitioner for your goddamn health. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: keto donuts/chaffles low: hospital caleb’s high-low high: oktoberfest low: pee everyw…
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QUICK HITS the perfect productivity app doesn’t exist. $1.6bil mega millions was claimed in florida. bob menendez (NJ senator democrat) accepted bribes from egypt an blocked passing of a law that would have strengthened regulations of foreign influence/lobbying in DC. what a piece of shit. but at least there are BEAR CAMS. https://explore.org/livec…
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QUICK HITS alien ISN’T REAL?!! how does your social battery charge? couples cooking class with a celebrity! partying at the church! and of course, sneaking around in shopping malls. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: keto strong low: on call while streaming caleb’s high-low high: weightloss low: dizzy HOT HOT TOPICS – why is today not The post Instant…
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QUICK HITS cat recovery, gummy bears, atlanta braves, good BBQ at bangin BBQ, and playing world of warcraft! caleb had a great week. rafe’s wasn’t bad, either. but caleb, man. caleb was on a winning streak. also there are aliens in mexico, maybe? also there’s no love for the new iphone. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low The post iPhones and Aliens appeared…
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QUICK HITS alaska oil is CANCELED. hurricane lee is NOT cancelled. mexico did a good job decriminalizing abortions! there’s a word of the week, caleb had a food faux pas, rafe fubared her food, but all in all, a pretty good week. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: podcast movie night low: food caleb’s high-low high: The post The Lust Dragon appeared f…
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QUICK HITS luke from the limited is our special GUEST and we love having him! he’s in a band! he does his own music, too! and he streams?! support the limited and luke now or rahaca will cry. also you lucky australian folks can see the limited in concert at bowlo, september 9, 2023. lucky. The post Noodling With Luke appeared first on rafe hates ca…
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