"I don't even really believe in values, it's dog-eat-dog". Writer and comedian Lucinda Price (AKA Froomes) has released a new book and it gives us the chance to explore topics such as body awareness, societal pressure on appearance, and our relationship with healthy eating. Froomes is candid about her experience with plastic surgery and how an unex…

After reflecting on the origin story of John Deeks (we never figured it out) Charlie and Wil discuss Charlie's 'Big Cop Energy'. Somehow, a random audience member named Billy ends up on stage. Billy is kicked off stage after he insults Charlie. Master improvisers, Ben Russell and Amy Ruffle join — this leads to an extensive discussion about expensi…

The podcast and radio worlds of Wil Anderson collide in this special crossover episode featuring Charlie Clausen (Everyone Relax) and Rosie Walton + Daisy Thomas (Triple M Breakfast). Nothing is off limits in this footy-adjacent special including: which AFL star had the most embarrassing car, Wil's obsession with Leigh Matthews, laundry protocols a…

After a lacklustre first week of finals, this weekend delivered both on and off the field. What the hell is up with Ken Hinkley and did he have the doctor jab up his lip before the game so no one could read what he was saying? Are the Brisbane Lions like a mix of The Muppet Show and The Expendables? What now for the Giants and why does Chris Fagen …

An encore episode with Marieke Hardy, first published in 2019. "I really f**king love myself, so life is pretty happy when that's your base level to go back to". Marieke wastes no time getting to the heavy stuff — death, loneliness, hope, therapy, and art as altruism. This is a standout episode from five years ago that still resonates today. Follow…

When they're not recording you'll find them on the yoga mat. Charlie complains about the ads on free-to-air TV. Is there a way to say, "you're a fine piece of work" without sounding like a bitch? Muhammad Ali's two-word poem. Eminem reads the dictionary. John Mayer's racism. The beefs of Taylor Swift part, two. Byron Bay catfish or not. Your letter…

What is science? [A: it does not involve lettuce water]. How do you know when someone is listening to you talk? [A: when they're not on their phone]. What does Dr Karl think is the biggest misconception about him? [A: that's he's smart — he's '"a good plagiariser"]. You know Dr Karl from his life as one of Australia's best science communicators, bu…

In a season where we were told that anyone can win it, it seems like the same old teams that normally win it will. Chad Warner has seven nicknames, but it turns out he might be including some WIP in that list. The Power went out and the Blues fought back, but none of that matters because Kingy released a comedy sketch. Wil and Charlie went to the D…

An encore episode with Kitty Flanagan, first published in August 2019. This is one of our most downloaded episodes so we thought we'd re-share. There's loads of insight here - Kitty's take on animals, cracking the code for touring, and refusing to swallow a corporate pill. Also, it's fascinating to hear Kitty's take on acting, knowing that she woul…

Wil and Charlie have some bones to pick while reflecting on the Olympics — in particular, the skateboarding. Are the athletes receiving information through their earbuds? Do these questions reflect how old Charlie is getting? Will this episode be totally out of date by the time it airs? Also, a history of Taylor Swift's beefs. And Crack That Pack r…

Comedian, Michelle Brasier is very busy and very interesting and she has a book out and she joined Wil to kick it all around. "When everyone was dying, everyone clams their buttholes up and doesn't know how to talk or look at me. The people who will laugh at me are the people who are dying. People who will go, 'yeah it's all f**ked and isn't it pre…

September means business time and 2 Guys 1 Cup have the ball. The Footy's Broden Kelly (Aunty Donna) joins Wil and Charlie for their first-ever live recording of this podcast. My God Man! Kingy impressions collide, we revisit predictions from the start of the year, bouquets or buckets are awarded, before Broden gives his personal Demons fan rivalry…

"We need to shoot for the best possible product we can make and at the same time — and equally as valuable — we must all do it again in a way that we want to do it again tomorrow". Australian acting royalty, Rob Carlton joins Wil to go deep on life, art, and family. Using his new show Willing Participant as a jumping-off point, Rob shares key momen…

This episode was originally recorded as a Patreon bonus in April, 2024. Patreon subscribers get access to bonus content, including first access to TOFOP live shows. The Biggest Hobo chat leads to big guy talk — how often is Wil the biggest guy in the room? Also — how much do Charlie and Wil know about Taylor Swift? And is Taylor Swift's cat really …

What started as a way to pass time and connect with other comedians during lockdown has turned into a brand new ABC comedy quiz show. NZ comedian, Guy Montgomery turns the traditional spelling bee on its head and it's so good, Charlie's wife watched it the whole way through, and that's pretty good considering she doesn't normally watch that sort of…

The home and away season is complete and Wil celebrates the Dogs making finals with a disco version of Sons Of The West. Charlie wanted the Saints to get a better draft pick than a win until a Carlton fan trolled in online. What makes a good Kingy impression and does Stevie J have what it takes. Plus, we finally here from a Saints fan about their t…

Tommy bloody Dassalo has just launched a new special and a custom VIDEO GAME to go with it. The Dum Dum co-pilot joins Wil to talk about those incredible things but also: having cancer as a kid and how that shaped his attitudes toward death, what it was like going to the Hogwarts school of comedy, why he loves clothes, and so much more. No cheat co…

This episode was originally recorded as a Patreon bonus in March, 2024. It kicks off with a question about consolidating all of Wil and Charlie's podcast feeds. Is it working out? And what do the LiSTNR overloads have to do with it? Also, do you read books in the accent of the author? And can everything be voiced by Werner Herzog? Gary Eck Wilosoph…

Welcome to Podcaster Confessions, where the world of podcasting gets personal. This series takes you behind the mic as your favourite podcast hosts swap stories, secrets, and unexpected twists from their own shows. Think you know what goes into making a podcast? Think again. In this special episode, Wil and Charlie sit down with Matt Okine and Alex…

As the Bombers finals hopes become a mathematical impossibility, Wil and Charlie are joined by Podcast Mike to get his take on their not ideal finish to the season. Charlie enjoyed the Saints win over the Cats, but why was his daughter putting a chair in the fridge? We hear rivalries from supporters of two different clubs, including the AFL's unico…

"Every time I have to do something, I'm sitting across from someone I'm enjoying being around". Comedy royalty, Tony Martin gets Wilosophical — hear how he painstakingly documented and taped his live radio show, why he decided to walk every street in Melbourne, and his process for constructing the award-winning imrpov podcast, Tony Martin’s SIZZLET…

Chadstone shopping centre turns into Maze Runner when Wil goes searching for a giant bean. Charlie calls for a re-Mujification of certain Muji employees. The episode takes a sharp turn when Charlie addresses the most controversial segment in the podcast's 14-year history: 'Crack that pack'. The biscuit rating segment kicked off a firestorm amongst …

Songwriter and performer, Ben Lee (Cigarettes Will Kill You, Catch My Disease, We're All In This Together) is as generous and fascinating as ever in this chat with Charlie Clausen. He shares his take on embracing failure, why he wants to support the next generation of artists, and how metal nerds shaped his outlook. Also — some of the nitty gritty …

Wil spills the tea on his first meeting as Bulldogs powerbroker, but denies that anyone was beaten to death by Bevo. The Blues season is turning into a nightmare and Wil and Charlie have absolutely nothing to say, but it turns out all those Blues fans were right to keep a lid on it. What does your team's club song sound like with an EDM remix? We h…

NZ-based comedian, David Correos brings a foot-stomping conversation. His act has been compared to Jackass but his performance and outlook is much more than that. Hear how rave music influenced his comedy, how he learned his act (in the early days) didn't actually have a punchline, and his experience growing up between faiths. We reckon David's the…

Byron Bay yoga scammers inspire Charlie to crack open his Facebook status updates from years gone by. Expect phonetic gags, sexy pop culture references and clunky humblebrags. Agony aunts, Sammy Peterson and Bron Lewis join in to try and answer: just how cringe-worthy were the posts? In the end, we learn Charlie needs a cuddle, a podcast, and to po…

Wil is joined by Aussie music legends Paul Dempsey and Bernard Fanning, who've joined forces to create their first album as Fanning Dempsey National Park. Wil chats to them how the music industry has changed, what they love about working together, and why they're not afraid of AI. Learn more about Fanning Dempsey National Park: https://www.fanningd…

A round with huge upsets and twisting storylines. What's happening at the Swans? How do we solve a problem like the Gold Coast? Has Wil cursed his chances of a Bulldogs final? Meanwhile, everything's coming up Stuie Dew, Port Adelaide dare to dream, and a plan for how Tasmania can attract the best players. Plus: a listener resurrects some lost icon…

"Priority number one: wife" From his childhood breakthrough performing at the Sydney Olympics, to gigging at an international arena — hear about the surprising journey of Sydney-born comic, Daniel Muggleton. The law school graduate reveals that he subscribes to the New Yorker, why he loves test match cricket, and what he's learned in comedy after a…

One of the worst biscuits Charlie and Wil have ever tasted. Butter under the armpit. Wil is good at following instructions. Charlie doesn't eat a lot of bread. With love and thanks to producer Amy Kimball who's been keeping the Everyone Relax universe ticking over the past six months. Follow Amy's European adventure: https://www.instagram.com/amy.k…

Our first ever customer in The Video Store and they're a doozy. Suniel Beri is the Managing Director of Create Advertising London — his team are specialists in producing Hollywood trailers. And boy do they have some runs on the board — Baby Reindeer, Bad Boys 4, Killers of the Flower Moon, and The Crown (just to name a few recent projects). Charlie…

Remember when an AFL season made just a little bit of sense week-to-week? Wil and Charlie reflect on an odd season where anything could happen (except the Saints winning the flag). Would you be paid to hate another club? Why are so few Demons fans turning out to games? And what if Brisbane plays Freemantle in the final? Plus: extended fan rivalry, …

"Our role is to love and include the outsider" School teacher turned social media star Punters Politics (Konrad Benjamin) asks some big questions like, what is our role in making the world a slightly better place? And what is the cost? Konrad explains how his work has lost him multiple jobs. Also, why do corporations try to individualise some of th…

Strap yourself in, the biscuit lid tin has blown open. Picking up on the crumbs of last week's episode, the team 'crack the pack' on a fresh batch of biccies. But will today's biscuit be too firm? And how many potential biscuit brand partnerships will this episode burn? Also, the pair share personal anecdotes about their real-life run-ins with the …

Let Charlie pretend he knows nothing about the biggest worldwide sporting event so he can ask ABC Sports Broadcaster, Declan Byrne all the basic questions and you can look smart at the water cooler. The Paris games are upon us and it's time to inflate the boxing kangaroo, jump on the bandwagon, and OI OI OI all day. Who will win gold? How many cond…

The boys delve into the Ror-naissance of the Dogs and wonder if Bevo is playing the Longbottom game. The ladder is confounding, but not as confounding as Charlie's compulsive need to impersonate David King. A Cats/Lions fan shares their unique perspective. Suicide reference: 38'40" - 41'00" Keep up with all things 2 Guys 1 Cup and more here 👉 @ever…

"Believe the best of people" Only a few hours before Abby Howells hit the stage she joins Wil to answer dumb questions about the meaning of life. Along the way Abbey shares how a diagnosis helped her be kinder to herself, the new artist she's obsessed with (Chapel Roan!), why she holds a grudge against her old improv group, and her unique comedy or…

Charlie is still baffled by the kids and their Tik Tok, but will defend their right to do silly dances. A discussion around religion turns into a not-so-subtle comparison to con artists. They reach back to 2012 and try and remember what Kony was all about before finally agreeing to a new segment all about biscuits. Keep up with all things TOFOP and…

Wil is joined by Kirk Docker, the man behind the ABC's revealing series, You Can't Ask That. Kirk shares an insight into his fascinating work as a producer/interviewer and what went into forming his unique approach to the craft. Hear gems that might help inform hard conversations in your life, such as, "not asking tough questions is often about sel…

This week it's Wil's turn to bask in the afterglow of an upset win, but Wil he still be happy if the Dogs' next flag is built off the back of a Lobb-led defence? A vibe check of the ladder proves that no one in the footy media knows what they're talking about (especially on this show). Also, can the guys pass a footy quiz? And A Pies fan chimes in …

Catching up on your mail for 2 Guys 1 Cup. Plus some explosive fan rivalries. But first — Charlie Clausen take the floor and F*CK YOU SYDNEY! Keep up with all things 2 Guys 1 Cup and more here 👉 @everyone.relax See TOFOP live on August 3: https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing/1221398 See Wil live: https://comedy.com.au/artist/wil-anderson/ Ever…

"Live life having properly lived it" Some people would say that being a comedian in your mid-40s would mean that your best days are behind you, but Mark Watson believes his best projects are still ahead of him. Mark and Wil chat about the idea of 'main character energy', the value of celebrating successes and failures, how Taskmaster differs from t…

TOFOP is back in the Basement!! For the first of their three live shows, Wil and Charlie are joined by Australia's Most Chaotic Emcee, John 'Deeksie' Deeks, who's taken the lead on selling merch despite not being asked... They're also joined by the incredible Celia Pacquola, who makes a case for herself to replace Charlie as TOFOP co-host. Plus, an…

It's the final episode of the most niche podcast mini-series of all time!! Charlie and Guy are finishing up with a Bruce Willis double-header – Hudson Hawk and The Last Boy Scout. Could ANYONE have directed the bizarre mess that is Hudson Hawk and made it good? Why were so many leading men in Joel Silver films wearing enormous pants? Are mid-budget…

It's Schrödinger's podcast, with Wil and Charlie recording in the liminal space where the Saints have not yet won or lost the game against the Swans. But, according to Charlie, "anything less than a flogging is a win"... They dub the season slogan to be "trust no one" and brainstorm acts for the Grand Final. Plus, a listener sends in an impressive …

"Work hard and be kind to people" Bec Melrose worked 20 jobs before she got herself in the Gruen writer's room with Wil, and she learned a lot along the way. They chat about what it was like going to uni with her mum, what it's like when Wil doesn't like an idea, and what the plural of Ibis is. Follow Bec on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bec…

Producer Amy threatens to destroy TOFOP as we know it with her terrifying AI creation... However this leads Wil and Charlie to determine what countries should they try take over with the podcast, and some listener letters lead to idiom investigations. Plus, which celebrity was spotted not one, but twice, by the TOFOP team? Keep up with all things T…

On the penultimate episode of Silver's Streak, Charlie and Guy discuss an underrated sequel and a forgotten gem - Predator 2 and Ricochet. They discuss Danny Glover's enormous pants, why Predator is actually a slasher film, and the irresistable charisma of Denzel Washington. Keep up with all things TOFOP and more here 👉 @everyone.relax See TOFOP li…

How far have Carlton gone to make sure their fans keep a lid on it and what does it have to do with Ben Mendelsohn? An early vibe check of the ladder show's that chaos is the real winner. What should Adam Kingsley upgrade to now that the stress ball's been put away. Charlie accidentally invents AFLX, and we hear from a Kangas fan about their rivalr…

"Fake it till you make it." Self-deprication in comedy is dead. Enter, Elouise Eftos: 'Australia's First Attractive Comedian'. Hot off the heels of picking up Director's Choice at the Sydney Comedy Festival, Elouise sits down with Wil to chat about her award-winning show, why she can't let the audience win, and what a 'Tra La La Girl' is. Follow El…