Best Chatabiscuit Podcasts (2024)

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S11 Ep 462: David’s Bought A Cold Tub 39:59

1h ago39:59

39:59

In some very exciting news, David’s bought a cold tub and of course Joe wants him to get into it on the pod. But for a number of reasons he won’t today, so that’s the end of that for the moment (watch this space). David does have a boxer-size class later in the morning though, so he does some demonstrations for Joe. In true Chatabix fashion, the co…

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S11 Ep 461 Special Guest: Tim Oliver - The David Brent Impersonator 54:00

29m ago54:00

54:00

On today’s show, our very special guest is the world’s best David Brent impersonator, Tim Oliver. So once Joe and David have calmed down after first seeing and hearing him in character (he’s so good it’s all a bit overwhelming), they chat to Tim about how on earth he got into it all. Plus, appearances at work parties, stag-do’s and a even wake, doi…

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S11 Ep 460: Thinking About Getting A Dog 42:47

1d ago42:47

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It’s another electric start to the show with the guys both pumped and ready for action. Not really - this is Monday morning podding after all. Once they eventually wake up and have a chat about their weekends, David reveals that he’s bought a hamster for his son. But unfortunately, he’s already worrying about it dying. So Joe tells him about the si…

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S11 Ep 459 Friday Treat: Pub Jokes 6 25:47

1h ago25:47

25:47

More Friday treats for you courtesy of the Chatabix old pub jokes mail bag. And with Joe in a rather cheeky mood, it’s a right smutty selection this time - you have been warned. Have a good laugh and a wonderful weekend too! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Twitter: https://twitte…

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S11 Ep 458 Regular Guest: TV Joe’s Name That Theme 1:06:27

20m ago1:06:27

1:06:27

Thanks heavens, it’s TV Joe time again. And he’s back with more television-themed quizzes for us. But that’s not before David and Joe have quizzed him on a few things themselves, like what’s it like being a session musician, if he has any good show-biz anecdotes and what music TV shows he’s played on. Plus a bit of cricket scoring chat and some TV …

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S11 Ep 457: David Goes To The Dentist 44:27

1h ago44:27

44:27

David’s going to the dentist for a filling and is pretty anxious about it as he hasn’t been for ages. So it’s an obvious opportunity to document the whole experience on the pod - this is Chatabix after all. Speaking to Joe beforehand, David’s a little high on nerves and distracts himself by singing some old songs and finding out about the hernia op…

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S11 Ep 456 Drivel 19: Eleven Podcast Discussion Points 44:47

10h ago44:47

44:47

When the guys realise they’ve nothing to talk about on today’s pod, David decides to list all the things that have been on his mind recently. And for some reason, Joe writes them all down. But that thankfully provides the solution to the rest of the show, as he dives in to quiz David about them all - one by one and ticking them off as he goes. Geni…

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S11 Ep 455 Friday Treat: Coin-Toss Snooker Final 20:43

15d ago20:43

20:43

It’s the day you’ve all been waiting for - the grand final of our Coin-Toss Snooker Tournament! And we’re back in glorious Sheffield with a capacity crowd at The Crucible to watch all the action. Our two finalists have battled their way through three gruelling rounds and now face each other across the baize. They are of course, Chris ‘The Spider’ W…

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S11 Ep 454: Usual Drivel: A Female Joe and Getting Older 36:43

5d ago36:43

36:43

Despite David feeling a little bit iffy, he and Joe plough on with today’s show and start off by imagining what Joe would be like as a woman. And they come up with a pretty comprehensive picture actually - looks, clothes, husband, son and a profession too. Moving on, talk turns to their short-realised ideas, such as moving to Antigua, surfing, meta…

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S11 Ep 453: The Constable of Camping - Joe Goes Camping Pt 2 34:14

6d ago34:14

34:14

More tales of woe from Joe’s recent campaign trip. Find out whether things improved at all on his second day in the glorious Sussex countryside, and if he actually mange another night sleeping in his tent? FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: You Tube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/chatabix1 In…

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S11 Ep 452 Usual Drivel: Joe Goes Camping Pt 1 50:31

7d ago50:31

50:31

Joe’s just back from a weekend away camping with Petra and a load of their friends. He’d revealed to David beforehand that he really wasn’t looking forward to the camping side of the trip - especially things like pitching the tent and using the showers and toilets. So David digs in deep on all of the details and relishes every minute of Joe’s tales…

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S11 Ep 451 Friday Treat: The Podcast Charts Quiz 34:07

11d ago34:07

34:07

David and Joe come up with an idea to play a game based on the podcast charts. They get over excited and really enjoy themselves. Pathetic really. David's 50 and Joe's 49 - grow up lads, yeh? Anyway, here's some Friday fun. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: You Tube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Twitter: https://twitte…

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S11 Ep 450 Usual Drivel: Room Service vs Fruit & Mozzarella 56:36

15d ago56:36

56:36

David stayed at a London hotel last night and is shattered after a late night out in Soho. He’s also feeling very old after being around so many trendy, young London people. But he’s ordered some room service, which Joe reveals he’s never done before - so David wants to know why. It turns out he’s rather more of reluctant to spend money than David …

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S11 Ep 449 Usual Drivel: Pembrokeshire and House Extensions 51:26

23d ago51:26

51:26

Joe’s just back from a holiday in Pembrokeshire, so he tells David about what he got up to. Unfortunately the weather wasn’t great but he did bump into comedian Paul F. Taylor, which was nice. And they discuss why they both always imaging living in the different holiday destinations that they visit. Joe also got stuck in a huge traffic jam on his w…

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S11 Ep 448 Usual Drivel: David’s New Bathroom Chaos 42:19

14d ago42:19

42:19

We’re not gonna lie, it’s a haphazard start to the opening of the show. But once things have settled down, Joe and David start chatting about house extensions and how much hassle they may or may not be to organise. Which leads onto David recounting his rather stressful visit to a bathroom showroom recently with his family. Let’s just say the whole …

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S11 Ep 447 Regular Guest: TV Joe's Family Fortunes 52:44

19d ago52:44

52:44

Time for another visit from TV Joe, who’s back with a new (or should that be old?) TV gameshow for David and Joe to play - Family Fortunes! First up though, and in spite of it being very old news now, the guys have a re-cap of Joe’s recent trip to Germany for the Euro’s semi-final. Which leads to a conversation about iconic sporting events and desp…

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S11 Ep 446 Usual Drivel: The Wedding Speech Debrief 40:58

20d ago40:58

40:58

It’s the first time that the guys have spoken since David did his best man speech, and Joe’s really keen to find out how things went. But first they need to get some tech issues sorted, discuss a few ailments and have a look at the special running shoes Joe wears because of his ‘blocky’ feet. Then, once David finally gets over his reticence to talk…

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S11 Ep 445 Usual Drivel: The Day Before David’s Best Man Speech 44:47

21d ago44:47

44:47

It’s the day before David’s best man speech and his best friend Mike’s wedding day, of course. So Joe and David have a lot to talk about - from practicing his speech and the weather prospects, to tactics for overcoming nerves and what suit he’s going to wear. And also whether he can get away with wearing his huge compass watch on the big day? They …

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S10 Ep 444 Friday Treat: Pub Jokes 5 22:09

23d ago22:09

22:09

It’s time to kickstart your weekend with another cracking Chatabix selection of old-school pub jokes. So expect loads and loads and loads of laughs as David and Joe are joke heaven! Thanks for all the submissions you’ve been sending in and keep ‘em coming at chatabix@yahoo.com FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: You Tube: https://ww…

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S10 Ep 443 Ad Hoc Drivel: David Goes To Watch The National 40:12

1M ago40:12

40:12

David’s just been to see one of his favourite bands The National, who were performing a concert at the Eden Project in Cornwall. He was shattered for the whole evening and had a weary drive there and back, but loved every minute of the show. Well, those minutes that he actually stayed for, as he may of may not have made it to the end? The concert g…

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S10 Ep 442 Ad Hoc Drivel: Joe at the Ibiza Proms 49:53

27d ago49:53

49:53

Joe went to an Ibiza Proms concert on Brighton beach at the weekend and David wants to know everything about it. Unsurprisingly, Joe wasn’t in his comfort zone for most of the event - and even popped home to watch some football for a few hours. So David digs in for more information and enjoys every minute of Joe’s squirming. Plus, there’s some chat…

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S10 Ep 441 Back Catalogue Guest: Parkrun founder Paul Sinton-Hewitt 56:21

28d ago56:21

56:21

It’s the last of our Back Chatalogue surprise guest repeats - and this one was a very special occasion for Joe. Earlier this year, he and David were joined by Paul Sinton-Hewit, who is the founder of Parkrun. It’s a fantastic organisation which has played an important part in thousands of runner’s lives all over the world since Paul founded it in 2…

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S10 Ep 440 Friday Treat: Coin Toss Snooker - The Semi-Finals 17:45

1M ago17:45

17:45

We’re down to the last four players in our Chatabix Coin-Toss Snooker Tournament - and the tension is really mounting! Today’s two matches are Karen ‘Have-a’ Loveday vs Chris ‘The Spider’ Webster, and Oakley ‘Perky’ Perkinson vs Jennifer ‘The Umlaut’ Grunwald. Who will make it through to the grand final? FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/C…

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S10 Ep 439 (BONUS!): Joe's Review Of The Euro Semi Final 33:41

1M ago33:41

33:41

Joe was at the Euro Semi Final in Dortmund and gives us the lowdown. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesBy Big Oval Plate / Keep It Light Media

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S10 Ep 438: David’s Trip To London 39:49

1M ago39:49

39:49

David’s taken the train up to London for a meeting in Soho. So while he walks there from Paddington station, he gives Joe a call so they can chat on the way. Joe suggest’s doing a Blue Plaque tour, reads out some local London history and also tries to convince David to overcome his fear of the Underground. No chance! David also pops in to Superdrug…

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S10 Ep437 (BONUS!): Where's Joe Now - Bonus episode! 19:32

1M ago19:32

19:32

Joe calls David and does an extra special where's Joe Now. Completely out of the blue, this episode. Hence the terrible audio. But, please - there was nothing we could do. Nothing. Almost, nothing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesBy Big Oval Plate / Keep It Light Media

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S10 Ep 436 Ad Hoc Drivel: One Belter Of An Episode! 54:10

1M ago54:10

54:10

It’s a sticky start to the episode as the guys have nothing to talk about. So they have a try at anything they can think of - from playing Pictionary and checking the charts, to reading out dodgy limericks and reminding themselves of the 90’s TV show Win Lose Or Draw. Then talk turns to celebrities they’ve met earlier in life, like Natalie Imbrugli…

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S10 Ep 435 Back Catalogue Guest: Lee Mack Part 2 1:06:41

1M ago1:06:41

1:06:41

It’s the second part of Joe and David’s mega-chat with last week’s guest Lee Mack. Picking things up again, the talk turns to game shows, pitching new ideas, learning lines, script read-through and the challenges of recording with a live audience. Plus, Lee tries to cast David as a policeman in his huge hit sit-com Not Going Out. It’s another epic …

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S10 Ep 434 Friday Treat: Pub Jokes 4 24:41

1M ago24:41

24:41

Time for another selection from all the great old-school pub jokes that you’ve been sending into us. And this time there’s some right classics in there! We couldn’t think of a better way to finish off the week. Thanks to all everyone for sending them in - keep ‘em coming at chatabix@yahoo.com FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: You …

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S10 Ep 433 Regular Guest: John Fendley aka Fenners 1:12:45

1M ago1:12:45

1:12:45

Fenners is back! And even though he’s on a tight schedule for the recording, he’s got loads to tell us about. It’s a heady mix of flat tires, speeding tickets, Soccer Aid, his new podcast about a fictional football team, changing rooms, training grounds, old TV shows, favourite interviews, presenting an awards ceremony and a very secret new project…

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S10 Ep 432 Ad Hoc Drivel: Insta Live Podding & Rollercoaster Club 56:28

1M ago56:28

56:28

To kick off the show, Joe tries to trick David by being on a Insta Live at the same time as recording the pod. That soon falls flat though as David knew anyway. In spite of their discomfort at being ‘live’, they plough on regardless and let’s just say, things don’t go smoothly. But then they get one of the viewers to join them who saves the days wi…

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S10 Ep 431 Back Catalogue Guest: Lee Mack Part 1 1:04:26

2M ago1:04:26

1:04:26

It’s time for another ‘no longer a surprise guest’ repeat show - and we’ve only gone and got Lee Mack joing us! As you’ll all know, Lee is one of the UK’s most well-loved comedians and the undisputed fastest mind in comedy. So unsurprisingly, this is one heck of a Chatabix episode and the guys had so much to talk about, we had to split it into two …

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S10 Ep 430 Friday Treat: Coin-Toss Snooker Tournament Round 2 23:30

2M ago23:30

23:30

We’re back for the quarter finals of David and Joe’s coin-toss snooker tournament. Although if you remember from last time, they actually use a guitar plectrum rather than a coin - CROCODILE / PLAIN! The players are ready in their dressing rooms and the tension in the auditorium is mounting. Who of the eight young hopefuls will move one step closer…

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S10 Ep 429 Special Guest: Kiell Smith-Bynoe 1:25:15

2M ago1:25:15

1:25:15

After a slightly awkward discussion about how easy it is to get sucked into buying Apple Mac products, David are Joe are thankfully joined by the wonderful Kiell Smith-Bynoe! As you’ll all know, Kiell is a hugely successful actor and comedian and one of the busiest people in showbiz, so they were thrilled he could join them for a chat. Their conver…

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S10 Ep 428 Ad Hoc Drivel: David’s 120 Mile Walk 44:38

2M ago44:38

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David’s just booked his 120 mile walk across Dartmoor and Exmoor, so there’s plenty for him to discuss. But first he wants to know why Joe isn’t swimming anymore and things get a little tense. Then Joe has to help Petra with her car, so David outlines his walking route for us while he waits for Joe to return. The conversation then soon gets back on…

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S10 Ep 427 Back Catalogue Guest: Sue Johnston 1:00:25

2M ago1:00:25

1:00:25

This week’s repeat show ‘no longer a surprise guest’ guest is the one and only Sue Johnston! Sue’s not only a national treasure and one of our very favourite actors, we’ve also had the privilege of working with her on a number of sit-coms too. So there was lots to catch up on, reminisce and chat about - once we got all the technical issues out the …

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S10 Ep 426 Friday Treat: Pub Jokes Galore! 26:13

2M ago26:13

26:13

Joe’s got a stinking cold and a very croaky throat - so what better way to cheer him up than with some more of the old-school pub jokes you’ve been sending in. And it’s a great selection this week, so you can sit back and enjoy too. Thanks to all everyone for sending them in - keep ‘em coming at chatabix@yahoo.com FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/S…

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S10 Ep 425 Regular Guest: TV Joe’s Name That Tune 1:02:16

2M ago1:02:16

1:02:16

It’s been a while but TV Joe is back - and he’s got more great quizzes for us! But first things first, David and Joe want to know what he’s been up to over the past few months since leaving the Abba band. So TV Joe fills them in on all the travelling he’s been doing, the session bass playing work he’s done, gives some TV recommendations and also a …

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S10 Ep 424 Ad Hoc Drivel: Joe’s Rollercoaster Ticket 36:02

2M ago36:02

36:02

Joe’s found out that his computer viewing settings are all wrong and David’s getting frustrated with him. But once they realise that’s a very boring subject for the pod, they move on to talking about Joe’s upcoming rollercoaster ride. Much more exciting! He’s booked a ticket for Thorpe Park’s new Hyperia ride, which is the UK’s tallest rollercoaste…

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S10 Ep 423 Back Catalogue Guest: Roachford 1:01:30

2M ago1:01:30

1:01:30

It’s another ‘meet your hero’ moment on this week’s Back Chatalogue guest episode - as Joe’s music idol Roachford joins him and David for a chat. They discuss in depth the origins of 'Cuddly Toy' which is Joe's favourite song, and he tells Roachford about playing it at his wedding. Plus loads more chat about writing hit songs, meeting Stevie Wonder…

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S10 Ep 422 Friday Treat: Pub Cryptic Crossword 7:38

2M ago7:38

7:38

A silly make-believe episode for you, just coz it’s Friday. David and Joe have gone to the pub and are a little bit worse for wear. They see a Cryptic Crossword in the paper and decide to give it a go - but unsurprisingly, they’re pretty baffled by it all. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: You Tube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatab…

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S10 Ep 421 Regular Guest: Natalie Cassidy is back! 48:04

2M ago48:04

48:04

Our favourite national treasure Natalie Cassidy is back on Chatabix. It’s been ages since David, Joe and Nat last spoke so they’ve lots to catch up on. But first things first, Nat’s in an executive car and the guys are desperate to know where she’s going. It’s all top secret though so they quickly change the subject, as they’re even more excited to…

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S10 Ep 420 Ad Hoc Drivel: Moving to Bath? 35:50

2M ago35:50

35:50

This is a follow on from last week’s Episode 417, which was all about David's canaling holiday along the Kennet and Avon. He finished the trip in Bath where he then spent a few days - and was about to tell us some exciting news about his thoughts on the city. Well, it turns out he’s fallen head over heels in love with the city and is now franticall…

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S10 Ep 419 Back Catalogue Guest: Lol Tolhurst 1:32:19

2M ago1:32:19

1:32:19

For this week’s ‘no longer a surprise guest’ repeat show, we’ve got a biggie for you - it’s drummer, keyboardist and founding member of The Cure, Lol Tolhurst! David was blown away to have one of his all time heroes on the show, if not a little intimidated. But he, Lol and Joe got on wonderfully and happily chatted about all things The Cure to thei…

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S10 Ep 418 Friday Treat: More Old Pub Jokes 23:03

2M ago23:03

23:03

An extra little treat to finish the week with - it's another episode of old-school pub jokes for you. David and Joe loved reading them all, so sit back and enjoy! Thanks to all the listeners and Patreons for sending them in - keep ‘em coming! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: You Tube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Twit…

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S10 Ep 417 Ad Hoc Drivel: Joe’s Hair and David’s Canal Holiday 34:05

2M ago34:05

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Joe’s worried that his hair is getting too long and thinks he should get it cut? But David’s not so sure and reckons he’s starting to look like Jason Momoa- hunky! Swiftly moving on, they have a chat about Joe’s holiday in Corfu before David excitedly recounts his Kennet and Avon canal adventures whilst holidaying in Wiltshire. But unfortunately he…

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S10 Ep 416 Ad Hoc Drivel: Joe’s Canal Walk 42:36

2M ago42:36

42:36

Joe’s in Edinburgh and taking a stroll along the canal, so David takes the opportunity to Zoom him for a chat. They reminisce about their times performing at the festival and how little interest they’d have in doing it now. Joe also recalls the year he shared a ‘party house’ with Tiff Stevenson and Jimmy McGhie, and was possibly a little bit grumpy…

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S10 Ep 415 Back Catalogue Guest: Stuart Goldsmith 1:25:45

2M ago1:25:45

1:25:45

Time for another Back Catalogue guest who’s no longer a surprise - it’s the brilliant Stuart Goldsmith! Stand-up comedian, actor and host of the long-running Comedian’s Comedian Podcast, on which he’s interviewed practically every comedian you could think of - except Joe and David that is. So he takes the opportunity to turn the tables and start as…

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S10 Ep 414: Joe and Paul at the BAFTAs 53:37

3M ago53:37

53:37

Joe has arranged a last minute surprise guest for David - and it’s none other than our very own rising star Paul Gorton. He’s fresh from the BAFTA TV awards, where he and Joe met in person for the very first time (although neither of them can believe that they hadn’t done already). Joe and Paul tell David all about their glamorous evening and the s…

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S10 Ep 413 Ad Hoc Drivel: Telling Jokes 45:29

3M ago45:29

45:29

After some chatting about neighbours, the charts, tranquil countryside walks and noisy families, Joe and David decide to track down the best old-school jokes they can find. So they have a think and search around on the internet until the Chatabix Patreons come to the rescue with some right belters. So prepare yourselves for a shed load of top class…

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