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The Queens rate and review a GREAT 1 Star Yelp Review for the Kimberley Bosso Celebrity Makeup Artist and School in Los Angeles, California. Trey loses his cool but offers a wonderful next chapter for the Walt Disney Company before the Queens dive into madness. Plus, Elizabeth Berkley... we see you Queen! GREAT! (01:02) Lodge a Complaint! (07:27) R…
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The Queens get EXPLICIT in this Not-Safe-For-Work Episode as they rate and review a 1 Star TrustPilot Review for adult website, TheDildoHubdotCom. Chelsey can't stand it any more and lodges a complaint about the horizontal struggles that only happen in bed and Trey confers. Intimate Earth Caramel's stock will certainly rise after this episode. (01:…
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The Queens rate and review a LISTENER SUBMISSION! This week they tackle a 5 Star Amazon Review for a Women's 2024 Summer Short Sleeve V-neck Bohemian Floral Print Mini Dress Ruffel Swing A Line Beach Sundress - Red, Extra Large. We're not interested in the hairy narly stuff, help the Queens out! Oh and before we forget, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! Follow: …
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The Queens, aka Rolled Tacoholic & Rolled Churro-Changa, go head-to-head as they compare both a 1 Star and 5 Star TripAdvisor Review for Señor Frogs in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Thingsssss get a little ssssssspicy as they throw a C(sssssssss)inco De Mayo Party! But very sadly, Chelsey's complaint correlates a little too closely with this week's…
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The Queens rate and review a nostalgic 4 Star Amazon Review for the Casio Men's Vintage CA53W-1 Calculator Watch. Chelsey is sick of you being coy and we demand that you just get to the friggin point already!!! 'Block it all out, but be direct and make sure you type 80085!!!' (01:08) Lodge a Complaint! (05:27) Review (20:24) Exclusive Offer (23:29)…
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The Queens dig into a (multi?!) REPEAT OFFENDER's 3 Star Yelp Review for the Psychic Eye Bookshop in Sherman Oaks, California. Trey can't come clean with these dang pump soaps taking over and we need that illusion back! Chelsey feels validated and Trey is getting repetitive... or... maybe you're a Claire Huxtable. (02:05) Lodge a Complaint! (05:55)…
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The Queens bring it back home (Episode 14) as they rate and review a 5 Star Amazon Review for Veet for Men: Hair Removal Gel Cream! Chelsey doesn't 'bite her tongue at you' but she will give that cheek an enthusiastic bite! Plus, we have a show first as our Royal Highness induction is an actual 5 Star Review! You don't wanna miss this one! Queendom…
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The Queens go tush-to-tush as they compare a 1 Star Review against a 5 Star Review for the San Francisco Center for Colorectal Health! Trey can't connect, but the Queens agree on Hollywood's most bubbly butts. Who's Views Win, the tux wearing chap, or the muscled short short-wearing lad? (02:26) Lodge a Complaint! (07:40) Center for Colorectal Heal…
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The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Yelp Review for expensive salon, Blow & Glow in Los Angeles. Trey quite possibly gets the most heated he ever has on the pod and evokes the spirit of Mister Jobs and still needs you to confirm after confirming. iWhy?! Thank you. Plus, buckle up for a wild ride! Queendom Question: Do you know what 'Factitious Diso…
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The Queens get LIT(erary) as they rate and review a 1 Star Amazon Review for a Winkle-Free Blazer for Men. Chelsey doesn’t need to dig deep as she disposes nothing and the Queens seek pleasure from giggles on the internet. Plus, Trey reveals his Amazon Wishlist Birthday gift, funded by Chelsey! Queendom Question: What Would Audrey Do? (01:05) Lodge…
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The McQueens celebrate Trey’s birthday by assessing his favorite form of cuisine, fast food, as they rate and review a 3 Star Yelp Review for the McDonald’s in Union Square. Trey is turning green, but he hasn’t been cast in Wicked, the queens sing about McNuggets, and we also have some questions for you. Plus the Queens answer a Listener Voicemail …
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The Queens go head to head as they rate and review conflicting 1 Star and 5 Star reviews for the Nashville-based Wedding Band: Emerald Empire Band! Chelsey comes full circle on the prankster named Murphy, and the Queens decide if they want to prance or if they're feeling the need to DANCE! (01:01) Lodge a Complaint! (04:05) Emerald Empire Band! (07…
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The Queens are ‘The Ones’ GAGGING the house down boots, as they rate and review a 5 Star Judge.Me Review for Trixie Cosmetics Bestie Balm written by a ‘straight acting bisexual who presents masc and bro’ … mama! Chelsey is on her very last pair of undies, the queens open the mail, and we celebrate that glorious feeling of spending time with old fri…
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The Queens rate and review a 2 Star Yelp Review for plant based burger joint, Next Level Burger and jump around in the PlayPlace ball pit of fast food in America. Trey's digits are cut, Chelsey's chopstick skills improve and the Queens clip their chips tight. (01:43) Lodge a Complaint! (05:25) 2 Star Review (21:11) Exclusive Offer (24:37) There's A…
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The Queens celebrate Valentine's Day with a very unique 5 Star Yelp Review for Broadway's Longest Running Musical, The Phantom of the Opera. Chelsey's head is aching and forget about The Shape of Water, we need to discuss the TASTE of water. Plus the Queens sing the praises of Herb Albert's creation. (02:27) Lodge a Complaint! (05:48) Review (26:52…
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The Queens go head-to-head as they compare a 1 Star Review against a 5 Star Review for the organizing company, My Home SOS, LLC in Austin, Texas. Trey laments used puzzles and the Queens try to organize Jim's review. Queendom Question: Do you own a Stinky the Skunk? Ask your mom! (01:10) Lodge a Complaint! (08:20) 1 Star Google/Yelp (?) Review(s) (…
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The Queens rate and review HenchMan4Hire's 3 Star Amazin Review for GT's ALIVE Ancient Mushroom Elixir. Trey speaks plain English and Chelsey, in fact, does like mushrooms. We invite you to take a moment to acknowledge the green lights. (01:11) Lodge a Complaint! (06:44) Review (26:10) Exclusive Offer (29:10) My Royal Highness (32:04) On This Week'…
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The Review Queens, Chelsey and Trey, rate and review a 5 Star TEMU Review for a Polyester Bedding Set. Chelsey brings to the floor the madding experience of finding hair in your mouth and Chelsey & Trey deduce that Peggy might have dictated this message using text-to-speech. Now slip on your shoes! (00:57) Lodge a Complaint! (03:18) Review (22:32) …
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Hosts Trey and Chelsey rate and review a 3 dot TripAdvisor review for Sanctuary at Grand Memories, Santa Maria! Trey is light-headed as he laments the nerve-wracking process of prescription refills and hear the inspiring story of a teenager who used her love for agriculture to create community impact. (01:29) Lodge a Complaint! (07:06) 3 Bubble Rev…
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The Queens battle it out in a 1 Star VERSES 5 Star Showdown! This week is interesting as they rate and review both ends of the spectrum on NYC Interior Designer, Francis Interiors, who has an overall score of 4.7 out of 5 on Google, yet, only 12 reviews total and only 1 negative review. Which begs the question: Who's views wins?! Plus the Queens ex…
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The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Google Review for the Computer Guru of Santa Fe! Trey is a sucker and you're gonna get him, but come on already! How do you retaliate? Plus, we're sharing the best candle to sage away the negative energy.........(but if you REALLY WANT THE T, you gotta join the Patreon where we share the cheaper dupe....) (01:28)…
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The Queens rate and review a 5 Star Letterboxd Review for the Zac Efron film, 17 Again. Chelsey is in the dark earlier and earlier and we are not farmers! Plus, never forget, when someone says, 'Happy New Year!' to you ... just say it back, regardless of who they are. And we love you all. If you are reading this, we especially mean you. (01:25) Lod…
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SURPRISE! The Queens wish you a wonderful Christmas today with a very special BONUS EPISODE all about GIVING! Chelsey and Trey open gifts from each other before rating and reviewing a 3 Star Amazon Review for a Santa Hat with Attached Beard! But, you need to stick around for the end because the Queens are giving YOU... YES, YOU READING THIS RIGHT N…
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The Queens are visited by the man himself, SANTA, as they rate and review a 5 Star Amazon Review for Little Prompter, The Original Compact Personal Teleprompter for Video Production! Chelsey is ready to sing the praises of all of the delivery workers during this busy time of year, and the Queens discuss the pressures of gift giving. (02:19) Lodge a…
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The Queens go head to head in another epic VERSES BATTLE to uncover the TRUTH as they rate and review BOTH a 1 Dot AND 5 Dot TripAdvisor Reviews for The Legendary Lights of Clifton Mill! Trey holds his breath as things get lenty, and the Queens sing Queen. (05:31) Lodge a Complaint! (08:54) 1 Dot Review (26:50) Exclusive Offer (30:03) STUFF IT or S…
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The Queens rate and review BertBJr’s 3 Star Amazon Review for the Cascade Lightweight Camping Chair. Trey needs to share something but first, here's a 30 second ad. And the Queens delight in all the positive possabilites one has since the invention of whipped cream. Queendom Question: Have you ever rolled into a river? (01:11) Lodge a Complaint! (0…
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The Queens get hairy as they rate and review a ... 5 (??) Star Amazon Review for the Braun Electric Razor For Men, Series 9 Pro. Chelsey comes in hot with some scalding truths about retail holiday pushing and it's time to take a moment and thanks all the blue light blocking that just suddenly started happening. If you think you've met a STAR Review…
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GOBBLE GOBBLE! The Queens celebrate Thanksgiving with a Listener Submission: rating and reviewing a 5 Star Twitter Review of Brach's Thanksgiving Dinner & Apple Pie & Coffee Candy Corn! Trey needs tags to be in their rightful spots and the Queens get a vocabulary less from Mommy. Don't worry... they will maliciously comply. (01:28) Lodge a Complain…
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The Queens welcome special Guest of Honor, Joe Kinosian and together they rate and review a painful 1 Star Yelp Review for legendary NYC karaoke bar, Marie’s Crisis! Joe talks composing our theme song, being a ‘multi-AWARD-nominee,’ and the impact of creating musicals in a world where tourists review your show on TripAdvisor! Queendom Question: Can…
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The Queens rate and review a 5 Star Amazon Review for the cookbook titled, '50 Ways to Eat Cock!'. Trey gets into the nitty gritty of the pains of natural peanut butter stirring and the Queens would like to slap a 'Cock-Pun-Alert' Sticker on this episode, so buckle in! Plus major shout out to all of the Truth Speakers out there! (01:04) Lodge a Com…
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The pumpkins are gettin spicy! The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Yelp Review for Blue Mountain Family Restaurant! Chelsey's spine got tingled when she unboxed a Brita filter packaged with styrofoam and needs to lodge a complaint! Now lift your Popsicle and bite right on in, bare teeth!! And get ready to meet Beatrice on her World Tour! (01:40) Lo…
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The Queens get SPOOOOOKY as they rate and review a 2 Star Yelp Review for the Los Angeles Haunted Hayride. Trey has deep disdain for your inauthentic color story and Andy is ready to tell you what is written in your stars! (01:16) Lodge a Complaint! (08:07) Haunted Hayride Review (28:50) Exclusive Offer (33:24) My Royal Highness (36:30) On This Wee…
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AHOY QUEENS! With over 2,000 TripAdvisor Reviews, we're rating & reviewing BOTH a 1 Star and 5 Star for Virgin Voyages Cruise Lines to discover the TRUTH! Who's views win: Shorty or Jasmine?! Plus, when the ants go marching one by one, Chelsey is not shouting hoorah, hoorah! Is Trey too biased to review this topic? What can go wrong in five to seve…
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The Queens rate and review a 2 Star Amazon Review for the Sony Play Station 5... or the PS5 if ya nasty! Chelsey is a swatting fiend and although it may indicate identity issues, Shoo Fly, don't bother her! Can you see brown? Plus ain't no party like a Queen Violet Party, amiright?! (00:58) Lodge a Complaint! (04:58) Review (27:18) Exclusive Offer …
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The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Trustpilot Review for meal delivery service FACTOR. The Queens consider the pains of sucking and also ponder how special things are if they are on special. (00:59) Lodge a Complaint! (01:11) Listener Voicemail! (06:44) Review (25:36) Exclusive Offer (28:45) There's A Reply! (31:24) My Royal Highness (35:12) On Th…
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The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Rover Review for a Dog Walker submitted by a Listener! Chelsey requests that you just get over it and don't hold onto your Japanese horror films! If you're searching for a Healthy Spot, we've got you covered, Queens! (01:02) Lodge a Complaint! (06:39) 1 Star ROVER app Review (26:16) Exclusive Offer (28:41) There’…
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The Queens battle it out in another 1 Star VERSES 5 Star Review Smackdown as they compare opposite ends of the spectrum for VIP LIMO in Chicago! Are you guilty of 'Show & Tell Show Off?' Every story has two sides, but this week we may encounter a story with 48 sides. Plus, the Queens celebrate 100 AFTER SHOW Episodes. If you’re not a member, then y…
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The Queens rate and review a 2 Star Yelp Review for the Van Nuys DMV. Trey had travel horror stories before the Queendom experienced technical horror stories. Plus do you need a renovation? (01:26) Lodge a Complaint! (06:57) Review (22:05) Exclusive Offer (25:35) My Royal Highness (30:01) On This Week's After Show Pod Review The Pod at lovethepodca…
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The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Trustpilot Review for the adult website, PornHub dot com. Chelsey wants punctual captioning and don't even mention off-sync lip-syncing, otherwise the only way to relax would be listening to Elisha Goldstein! (If you want to read along as you listen to our podcast, FULL TRANSCRIPTIONS of EVERY episode are on our …
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The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Review Yelp Review for the Sepulveda Car Wash in Los Angeles. Trey gets vulnerable again but doesn't want you to know his sleep schedule, and meet Nurse Chelsey! If you're ever being tested, be like a manager at a Walmart! OKAY?! (01:05) Lodge a Complaint! (07:57) Review (23:47) Exclusive Offer (28:16) My Royal H…
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The Queens get steamy in another VERSES battle as they compare a 5 Star Yelp Review against a "Not Currently Reccommended" Yelp 1 Star Review for King Spa and Sauna in Illinois! Chelsey likes a click on her pens, thank you very much, and we can't wait for you to find out what treatment is perfect for your frizzy hair! (01:00) Lodge a Complaint! (3:…
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The Queens rate and review a 1 Star TripAdvisor Review for Christian Mega Theater, Sight & Sound! Chelsey needs that piggy to ship correctly because she does NOT have time to play Where in the World is Carmen San Diego Infinity Hoop!! How is your roof thatched?! Plus major shot out to John Stessel! (01:06) Lodge a Complaint! (06:26) Sight & Sound R…
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The Queens rate and review a 4 Star Yelp Review for PacSun. Trey needs you to slow that roll, sir! This is a supermarket!!! A Megan's gotta Meg, ya know what we mean?? Plus Trey gives his tip on the little green flags that separate gyms from being classy or not! Queendom Question: Do you need fireworks and orgasms to give a 5 Star Review? (01:02) L…
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The Queens rate and review a 5 Star Amazon Review for La Jolie Muse Gift Candle for Her. Chelsey is not into hocking, especially if it's willy nilly, so fellas, get it together! The Hungry Hungry Hippo Queens of the Review Queendom are ready to munch - feed us! Queedom Question: What does Foo Foo mean to you? (00:58) Lodge a Complaint! (05:22) Revi…
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The Queens welcome Guests of Honor: Mac Mart! Marti and PJ candidly share their first hand experience navigating the world of online reviews as a small business and help the Review Queens rate and review a 1 Star Goodness Review for Lean Cuisine Vermont White Cheddar Mac and Cheese. Will we EVER find Freedom in the Frozen Aisle?! To hear the Mac Ma…
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The Queens rate and review another 1 Star AirBnBHell Review that has everyone wondering who let the dogs out?! Trey has NO time for your leisurely strolling and Chelsey brings up a wonderful hypothesis about the differences in walking culture on the coasts of the United States of America. Are your dogs barkin'?? Plus get ready for those 15 minutes!…
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SURPRISE! Y'all are NOT READY for this EPIC crossover Bonus Episode. Our Friends over at the Live, Laugh, Larceny podcast accepted our challenge and totally slayed. We shared this week's complaint from Chelsey with Amanda and Trevin and they did their royal Live, Laugh, Larceny treatment. (PS: Kvetch Betch merch, coming soon.) We hope this little c…
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The Queens rate and review a 1 Star TheKnot Review for a Wedding Officiant! (with help from the Reverend Trey Gerrald.) Chelsey takes us on a harrowing journey of a canceled UberEats GIFT Delivery that deserves a spot over on the Live, Laugh, Larceny Podcast. Plus The Queens head down to the Car Wash! (01:37) Lodge a Complaint! (07:17) TheKnot Revi…
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The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Yelp Review for Balloonzilla. Trey does NOT want you to whistle while you work, honey child, Chelsey ponders is whistling bad luck for anyone other than her grandmother and the Queens sing a reprise of Happy Birthday a Little Late...AGAIN! (00:58) Lodge a Complaint! (06:56) Review (25:59) Exclusive Offer (30:47) …
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The Queens go head-to-head and compare both ends of the Review Spectrum as they rate and review both a 1 Star and a 5 Star Yelp Review for LA Matchmaking company: The Real Matchmaker! Trey wants you to actually tell him what are puddles good for and declares that ponchos are no replacement for an umbrella. (00:55) Lodge a Complaint! (04:00) The Rea…
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