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A raunchy, silly, staunchly pro trans rights Harry Potter slander Harry Potter book club podcast. For those who loved Harry Potter as a kid and still do as an adult but it’s complicated now. Always looking for more perspective on the most popular book series of all time, because with great power comes great responsibility.
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In which Harry Potter is quite sure and everyone else is less sure. Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of The Deathly Hallows or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://…
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Casual Relationships (The Friday Night Rap) by Lil LeeLee. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://soundcloud.com/lil-leelee/casual-relationships-the-friday-night-rap?ref=clipboard&p=i&c=0&si=6FF17549EF5941419B3CF71F0CCD422F&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing Support us! Buy m…
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"To Die For" by Bekah. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1jVkPys_B-r9W5fuqZwU1iy7mysF6rWTc/view?usp=sharing Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbe…
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In which we hear a lil fairy tale and explode a lil erumpent horn Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of The Tale of Three Brothers or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: htt…
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Patreon Preview! Burn After Reading: Omg a POET? Bring Him to the King!
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In which we go find Xenophilius Lovegood Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of Xenophilius Lovegood or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestric…
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"Realistic Fairytale" by Christina, David, and Meredith. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://www.tumblr.com/burnbeforepod/757346743241359360/realistic-fairytale Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https…
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The Silver Doe w/ Ethan from Mysteries in the Machine
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In which Harry Potter goes full Dauntless in a frozen pond and finds both the sword of Gryffindor and one Ronald Weasley Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of The Silver Doe or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate…
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Twilight (2008) with Rachel McNeill. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest, Rachel! https://www.instagram.com/bakemydayrva/ Let Me Sign by Robert Pattinson: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0poFfk0BQpTkrGGuXQAWua?si=73f21b082dbb46f2&nd=1&dlsi=c73c0bc0367d4fec Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign…
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The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore
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In which we read a biography. Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/ther…
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Bathilda's Secret w/ Josh from Super Scary
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In which the aforementioned Bathilda’s secret is that she’s a snake doing weekend at Bernie’s Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of Bathilda's Secret or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US …
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We All Had Braces and Skin Back Then
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"Annie #1 (My Belle)" by Christy Kann. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://www.tumblr.com/burnbeforepod/755541107302088704/my-belle Please check out our guest, Annie Paquette: https://www.instagram.com/floriography_va/ Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https:/…
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I Haven't Had to Smell Axe in 15 Years
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About a cut article lede by Rachel Feltman. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest, the wonderful Rachel Feltman! TT @rachelfeltman https://www.tiktok.com/@rachelfeltman IG @racfeltman https://www.instagram.com/rafeltman/ Check out her Patreon https://www.patreon.com/RachelFeltman Read her book, Been There, Done Tha…
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In which we are all very sad and then we go to Godric’s Hollow to get sadder Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of Godric's Hollow or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: htt…
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Patreon Preview! Burn After Reading: No One More Beautiful and Vibrant than a Dead Mom
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The Goblin's Revenge w/ Ethan Edghill & Tyler Carlin
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In which Ron splits the party Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of The Goblin's Revenge or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestrictedsection …
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"College dating finally comfortable" by Josh Chumbiray. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://www.psucollegian.com/archives/college-dating-finally-comfortable/article_6470f655-9cf2-5be9-9e1a-4190a0870856.html Please check out our guest Josh and his podcast, Super Scary! https://www.deusexmedia.org/supers…
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In which Ron gets splinched and we start our super fun camping trip Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of The Thief or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreo…
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Let's Do This Again and Forget About Our Husbands
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The girls chat about the etymologies of queer language! Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https://www…
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The Muggle-Born Registration Commission w/ Matt
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That Would Be So Gay of Us If We Were Gay
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"Julia" by Christina Kann featuring Isa Medina. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://www.tumblr.com/burnbeforepod/751859497898852352/julia Please check out our guest Isa Medina! https://isacomedy.com/ IG https://www.instagram.com/isaamedinaa/ Her new podcast, I'm Right You're Wrong OUT NOW!!! https://ww…
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Have You Ever Watched Someone Ruin Their Own Life?
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About Xiran Jay Zhao and the wild literary world news they've had to break over the past year. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! SIGN UP FOR OUR NEW PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Please check out our guest Mary-Peyton and her indie publisher, Wildling Press! https://www.wildlingpress.com/ Follow us! Instagram: https://ww…
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In which Harry, Ron, and Hermione sneak into the Ministry of Magic Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of Magic Is Might or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.pa…
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"Conquered by Clippy" by Leonard Delaney, with guest Adal Rifai from Hey Riddle Riddle. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest Adal Rifai and his wonderful podcasts! https://www.heyriddleriddle.com/ https://hellofromthemagictavern.com/ https://open.spotify.com/show/6Hgu4xvYcP3qo9hXlCyFCt (The Word Association) Follo…
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The Bribe w/ Phil from the Unsociablists
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In which Lupin attempts to abandon his kid by un-abandoning his best friend’s kid Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of The Bribe or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: http…
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In which we learn what happened to the locket. Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of Kreacher's Tale or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestri…
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"Dear Rose" diary entry by Brooke Matherly. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://www.tumblr.com/burnbeforepod/750468441462439936/dear-rose Please check out our guest: https://www.instagram.com/passion_for_parks/ Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.co…
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In which we find a place to hide. Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of A Place to Hide or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestrictedsection T…
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"Pocketbook Glory" by Finding Lenny w/ Alex Crowson. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://soundcloud.com/findingenny/06-pocketbook-glory?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing Please check out our guest, Alex Crowson: His wonderful music https://open.spotify.com/artist/1idLBnDb…
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"Dear Señor Admin" by Christina Kann. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://www.tumblr.com/burnbeforepod/748645800424407040/dear-senor-admin Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ C…
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The Wedding w/ A Song of Ice and Fire Symposium
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In which Bill and Fleur get married Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of The Wedding or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestrictedsection THA…
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In which the Minister of Magic walks into a party with a deluminator, a kids book, and a snitch Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of The Will of Albus Dumbledore or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review…
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Happy Hunting, You Dirty Graverobber, You!
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Notebook Intro by Haley Simpkiss. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://www.tumblr.com/burnbeforepod/748488571086897152/happy-hunting Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christin…
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In which we get ready for the wedding and hear about all the things Ron and Hermione are doing to prepare for their journey whilst Harry has done nothing Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of The Ghoul in Pyjamas or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know …
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In which we wait for our husbands to come home from war Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of Fallen Warrior or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/t…
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"Black Dahlia" by Alex from My Cabbages. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://www.tumblr.com/burnbeforepod/747561475837722624/black-dahlia Please check out our guest, Alex, and her podcast, My Cabbages! https://www.deusexmedia.org/mycabbages.html Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbefor…
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I Cannot Believe How Jealous You Are of Siberia
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"To Be or Not To Be Project" by Lelia Hilton. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://www.tumblr.com/burnbeforepod/747305488703684608/to-be-or-not-to-be Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burnbe…
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The Seven Potters w/ Robert from The Bits
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In which Hedwig dies Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of The Seven Potters or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestrictedsection THANK YOU LO…
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"Running Away" by Takenna. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://www.tumblr.com/burnbeforepod/746287048283013120/running-away Huge thanks to our guest, Takenna! Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.…
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The Dursleys Departing w/ Fawna from Cats, Tea, and Witchcraft
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In which the Dursleys enter into protective custody and Dudley attempts to make amends Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of The Dursleys Departing or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON…
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The very special boy reads an obituary OH BOY HOWDY Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of In Memoriam or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestr…
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"Twilight" by Stephanie Meyer. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest: https://www.deusexmedia.org/superscary.html Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/chris…
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The Dark Lord Ascending w/ Zach from My Cabbages
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I Got Sent to Counseling for My Belief in Dragons
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Court's roleplay. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://www.tumblr.com/burnbeforepod/745431811021258752/courts-roleplay Please check out our guest: @cosmic.court.arts https://www.instagram.com/cosmic.court.arts/ Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com…
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"whatever" by Christina Kann. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Read this week's piece on Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/burnbeforepod/745431887465545729/whatever Thanks to our guest Haley Simpkiss! Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https://www.faceb…
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Get ready with us for the final book and final season of TRS! Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of our Deathly Hallows pregame or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https:…
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Christina finally gets to sort her favorite show. Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of Sorting Bob's Burgers Characters or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.p…
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He Didn't Get Laid in High School Because His Mom Didn't Make Cookies
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"Nevertheless" by Alec Baldwin. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! We recommend not reading today's piece. Please check out our wonderful guests, Ashley and Claire from Celebrity Memoir Book Club! https://www.celebritymemoirbookclub.biz/ Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/bur…
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"The Skin that I'm In" by Lelia Hilton. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://www.tumblr.com/burnbeforepod/743507400093483008/skin-that-im-in Here's the video: https://youtu.be/rqP2RYpV8Sg Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Fac…
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Inspired by Sounds Like a Cult podcast, we dive into how Harry Potter, fandom in general, and The Restricted Section itself are cults. Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of Harry Potter Sounds Like a Cult or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right aw…
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