Best Chuck Norris Podcasts (2024)

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Missing in Action (But Not Like Chuck Norris) 20:47

1h ago20:47

20:47

After a brief hiatus, I’m back with some epic updates (don’t say my name three times unless you want good fortune). In this episode, I pay homage to the Chuck Norris legacy with "two truths and a lie," rave about my favorite Chuck Norris movie, Lone Wolf McQuaid, and get hyped for Idris Elba possibly joining Amazon’s live-action Masters of the Univ…

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A Brief Intermission/Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos 1:09:35

22d ago1:09:35

1:09:35

We're taking a mental health break (like many of you probably are) this week. As such, we're re-releasing one of our favorite episodes: Chuck Norris' Karate Kommandos. This is one of our favorite episodes, and we hope it provides the distraction you need.By Mike Thompson & Jessika Frazer

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An Eye for an Eye (1981) {Chuck Norris Series} 1:30:15

3d ago1:30:15

1:30:15

Caleb and Isaac continue their Year of the Dragon, as they take a look at their penultimate entry in the Chuck Norris series, An Eye for an Eye! After enjoying the last two films, will there be more division on this next entry? Find out now! This episode was recorded on Oct. 12th, 2024. Email the show at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or reach out to …

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American Ninja 26:26

11h ago26:26

26:26

An American Ninja? There's no such thing. Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's review, in honor of International Ninja Day, I sit down to discuss the 1980s cult classic American Ninja starrring Michael Dudikoff. In the review, I talk about the work of director Sam Firstenberg and fight choreographer Mike Stone, look at the gr…

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Dollar Bin Discoveries: Holiday 2024 Edition 23:54

15h ago23:54

23:54

It's December, which means it's officially Holiday Season! We're kicking the new month off with some comics that teach us all the true meaning of Christmas: unhinged dollar bin comics! Mike found the Generation X Holiday Special and Jessika picked up the DCU Holiday Special 2010. ----more---- For the transcript of this episode, head over to https:/…

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SYS 529 – Writing a Cult Classic Horror Comedy with Johnny Wickham and Mike Capes 46:35

7h ago46:35

46:35

In this episode of the podcast Ashley Scott Meyers talks with writers Johnny Wickham and Mike Capes. Our guests Johnny Wickham and Mike Capes talk about writing the Horror Comedy The Invisible Raptor. Mike Capes also stares in the movie as well. Topics include how they were inspired by cult classic movies like Sharknado and […]…

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The Quest for Camelot (1998) 1:23:19

1h ago1:23:19

1:23:19

Another milestone has been crossed as Caleb and Isaac return to the bar to discuss another 90s animated film, as Isaac continues his tradition of pulling out animated childhood favorites to celebrate the arrival of another 100 episode marker. That's right folks, we have arrived at number 300! Will The Quest for Camelot live up to Isaac's 20 year ol…

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241 - Run Away Kids! 1:06:05

11h ago1:06:05

1:06:05

Send us a text Listener discretion is advised. Sherri brings David Penton for us to meet a real monster. Support the showBy Tammy and Sherri

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Shanghai Noon 42:45

7d ago42:45

42:45

Somethings in life are just wrong, and kidnapping a princess is wrong. Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party, and in today's episode I am joined by Joshua Noel of the Anazao Ministries Podcast Network. to review Shanghai Noon starring Jackie Chan, Owen Wilson, and Lucy Liu. In this review, we cover a brief history of East meets West style…

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Nightmares 45:13

14m ago45:13

45:13

In this episode we review an anthology movie. So you get 4 reviews in one. And they commit the ultimate sin and kill a cat in one of the segmentsBy Jason Lane

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Issue 98: Sharkasaurus 52:08

2h ago52:08

52:08

We're bringing back another Dollar BIn Discovery and looking a literal landshark: Sharkasaurus! Jessika is taking us on a tour of the property's history, including the short film that inspired the graphic novel. Get ready for an epic battle between paleontologists, creationists, and a carnivorous cryptid! ----more---- For the transcript of this epi…

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Episode 22 | What's In a Name? (Season 2 Finale) 1:07:25

1h ago1:07:25

1:07:25

On the season 2 finale of the show, Ray shares some exciting news that sparks the topic of the week - the importance of names and the meanings behind them, both in gaming and in real life. It is also the Thanksgiving episode, so Joe & Ray share things that they are thankful for.By Joe & Ray

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Black Friday - Does not star Ice Cube, racist 1:11:40

39m ago1:11:40

1:11:40

So the kaiju is a half-turkey/half-shopper hybrid. That helps.... a little. Black Friday had the potential to be a fun and memorable addition to the horror-comedy genre. The premise of retail workers battling zombified Black Friday shoppers is clever, relatable, and ripe for satirical commentary on consumer culture. Unfortunately, the execution lea…

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Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010) Commentary 2:05:29

7d ago2:05:29

2:05:29

Isaac and Caleb return to the TNE Arcade for yet another film based on a video game property, and this time it's a game series neither have ever played! Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time debuted in theaters to a resounding shrug. Will your hosts find something worth remembering in this semi-forgotten film, or will it join the ranks of discarded t…

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TNE Speakeasy: Bonus #137 (Transformers One ft. Eric & Isaac) 54:41

28m ago54:41

54:41

Isaac and Eric are in the bar just the two of them, and Isaac begins his secret plan to restart the Transformers retrospective, as The Transformers Redux series! But before he can get to that, first he corners Eric in the bar and interviews him on his (then) recent viewing of Transformers One. What did he think on a first viewing? Find out now! Thi…

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240 - Nix the Pain 1:11:25

2h ago1:11:25

1:11:25

Send us a text The rowdy ladies are back in the house! Kyrstin and Bri join the show to hear the to story about Judith and Kenneth Nix. Support the showBy Tammy and Friends

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The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires 29:36

15d ago29:36

29:36

I am afraid you do not capture vampires. Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. in today's review, I am joined by author and podcaster Christian Ashley of Why I Don't Like to review the Hammer/Shaw Brothers joint production, The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires. Along with going over the plot of the film, we discuss why nno body tries to c…

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Dollar Bin Discoveries: Goofy Goobers Edition 23:00

4h ago23:00

23:00

It's time to return to the dollar bins! This felt like a week where we needed a fun topic, so Jessika went with "Heroes Being Goofy Goobers." Mike picked up Action Comics 560 for some Ambush Bug silliness, while Jessika went with Garth Ennis's absurd All Star Section Eight. ----more---- For the transcript of this episode, head over to https://www.t…

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Alone in the Dark - Or Just Close the Damn Door! 1:48:07

22m ago1:48:07

1:48:07

What is the point of any of this??? What does life even mean anymore?!?! Watching Alone in the Dark is like stepping into a surreal nightmare where logic, talent, and coherence take a permanent vacation. Directed by Uwe Boll, the film somehow manages to turn a moderately creepy video game series into a cinematic trainwreck so inexplicably bad it’s …

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Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned (1980) {Marvel Anime Oddballs} 1:25:58

27m ago1:25:58

1:25:58

The Marvel retrospective explodes on the TNE feed, as Caleb and Isaac kick off their Anime Oddballs series! Before Howard the Duck kicked down the doors to theatrical Marvel releases, tv movies ruled the roost for capturing everybody's favorite Marvel heroes in motion. But is Tomb of Dracula anyone's favorite? Join your hosts as they discuss the 19…

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239 - Life is a $hit Sandwich 44:24

6h ago44:24

44:24

Send us a text Sometimes we have days where life is a shit sandwich. Sherri tells Tammy about a fierce nurse who won't take shit! Support the showBy Tammy and Sherri

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TNE Speakeasy: Bonus #136 (Introducing the Marvel Retrospective ft Isaac & Caleb) 22:15

3d ago22:15

22:15

Isaac and Caleb are back in the bar, following up on the trend of introducing a brand new series in it's own standalone special. Long in the annuals of TNE history, has Isaac bemoaned the direction of the MCU, and Marvel films in general, but due to his 10 year long Embargo, the last one he saw was in 2018. How does he feel at the prospect of not j…

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The Big Boss 28:47

1h ago28:47

28:47

Don't meddle, remember you promise. Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party, and in today's episode I am getting the party started early as I celebrate Bruce Lee's birthday with a review of The Big Boss aka Fist of Fury. In this review, I breakdown the film looking at how this idea of not meddling in other people's affairs is a major plot d…

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A Kid in King Authurs Court 32:53

5d ago32:53

32:53

In this episode someone slipped a kids movie into our lineup.By Jason Lane

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Episode 21 | Game Break: Rise of Babel 56:23

2d ago56:23

56:23

There has been a bit of controversy surrounding the game Rise of Babel by Bedouin Games. In this episode, Ray & Joe spend some time discussing the game play and share a bit of their take on the things they have been hearing about the game. If you have thoughts that you would like to share, please send them an email at christianboardgamers@gmail.com…

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A Return to Salem's Lot - Wonder how they address regional sports? 1:40:12

24d ago1:40:12

1:40:12

What happens when a B-list horror film tackles small town romance, anthropology, and…vampire bureacracy? This movie takes us to a vampire-infested Salem's Lot, where the acting is about as wooden as the stakes they should be driving into these vamps’ chests. The lead actors deliver their lines with the enthusiasm of someone half-listening to a bad …

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238 - The Preacher is the Victim 50:17

5d ago50:17

50:17

Send us a text Tom and Mom in da house! Join Tammy as she shares the story of Kristie and David Evans. Support the showBy Tammy and Friends

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Challenge Accepted: 90 Day Black Belt 28:43

6d ago28:43

28:43

I don't know if this can be done. Should this be done? Can this be done well? Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's review, I sit down to talk about something between an extra long YouTube video and a documentary as I review the latest video from Michelle Khare's YouTube show Challenge Accepted where she works to earn a black …

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Ep. 164: I'm Going To Be Real With You... I Would Do Anything For You... 1:35:22

26d ago1:35:22

1:35:22

Welcome back for Episode 164! On today's episode: Mack & Steel Are Back With Another Free Flowing Episode! Weekly Recap How The Guys Are Going About Their Fall Cleanups The Guys Favorite Client Type The Downfalls Of Large Commercial Clients That Mack Has Run Into Why Residential Lawn Care Works Best For Ced Answering Questions from the #LBC Power M…

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Issue 97: Nightcat 1:01:57

8d ago1:01:57

1:01:57

It's the episode Mike's wanted to record ever since we started the podcast! This week we're looking at Nightcat, Marvel's 1991 pop star who sings like she's straight out of 1986! We're looking at both the comic and the album accompanying it, as well as talking about why the project might've failed to take off with fans. ----more---- For the transcr…

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SYS 528 – From the Army to Writer/Director of a Musical With Ryan Smith 38:39

10d ago38:39

38:39

In this episode our host Ashley Scott Meyers talks with Filmmaker Ryan Smith. Our guest Ryan Smith is the Writer/Director of a new Zombie Musical titled Eldritsh USA. He talks about he knew he was an artists while serving in The Army and then learned visual effects to start his career as a filmmaker. Topics […]…

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The Mangler - Why are all these sheets so bloody...and posessed??? 1:39:05

16d ago1:39:05

1:39:05

Maybe the "safety bar" is the problem with your death machine. If you're looking for a horror movie that makes you laugh, wince, and question your own sanity, The Mangler is an absolute gem. Based on Stephen King's short story, this 1995 film takes a wild swing at horror and lands somewhere deep in the realm of “so bad it’s good.” At its core, The …

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The Octogon (1980) {Chuck Norris Series} 1:43:25

10d ago1:43:25

1:43:25

Halloween has come and gone, and now it's time for Isaac and Caleb to get back to their Year of the Dragon series, this time taking a look at the third entry in their Chuck Norris series, The Octogon! Will they enjoy this one as much as A Force of One? Find out now! This episode was recorded on Sept. 22nd, 2024. Email the show at thenoviceelitists@…

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237 - 100 Packs of Cigarettes & TJ Slim 50:15

23d ago50:15

50:15

Send us a text Kyrstin brings us another story! Y'all come take a listen. Support the showBy Tammy and Kyrstin

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Three the Hard Way 30:08

13d ago30:08

30:08

Well do you just want to stand here and wait to see if they can pull it off? Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's episode, I review Three the Hard Way starring Jim Brown, Fred "The Hammer" Williamson, and Jim Kelly. In this review I take a brief look at the history of Blaxploitation, the careers of Brown, The Hammer, and Kell…

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Ep. 163: Just Give Me Some Two Inchers... So We Can Just Drop This Plow... 1:38:52

20d ago1:38:52

1:38:52

Welcome back for Episode 163! On today's episode: Mack & Steel Are Back With Another Free Flowing Episode! Weekly Recap The Guys Discuss Their Plans For The Winter Ced Talks About Being Inspired By His Sister Showing Her Expertise Answering Questions from the #LBC Power Move Of The Show! "There Was A 1 in 4 Trillion Chance That You Would Be Born Bu…

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Dollar Bin Discoveries: Spooktacular Edition 16:25

17d ago16:25

16:25

In honor of Halloween this week, we picked up some spooktacular comic booOOooOoks in the dollar bins! Jessika read the creepy and fantastical adaptation of Edgar Allen Poe's Conqueror Worm. Mike... well, he picked up the 90s Malibu comic Lord Pumpkin. ----more---- For the transcript of this episode, head over to https://www.tencenttakes.com/transcr…

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Episode 20 | Cooperative Games & Church Unity 1:10:11

16d ago1:10:11

1:10:11

Not everyone loves cooperative games, however, there are some great parallels between them and church unity. It is imperative in the body of Christ that we learn how to effectively communicate and center on Jesus. Joe and Ray also chat about the Christian Board Gamers Facebook group, the vibrant community it has become and some of what God is doing…

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Scary Godmother: The Revenge of Jimmy (2005) Commentary 55:45

17d ago55:45

55:45

The TNE Halloween Season comes to a close as Isaac and Caleb follow up on Isaac's Halloween pick from last year, by covering the sequel to Scary Godmother's Halloween Spooktacular! The Revenge of Jimmy soared to our tv screens back in the fall of 2005, and now nearly 20 years later, your hosts watch and discuss it. Have you seen either of these two…

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Split Second - Somehow the Villain's confusing Venom look is only the fifth nuttiest thing 1:50:53

24d ago1:50:53

1:50:53

Gee, I don't know. Who could it be...? Could it be....SATAN???? Look, if you're going to watch Split Second, leave logic at the door, forget everything you know about biology, physics, or coherent storytelling, and just hold on for one wild, wonderfully ludicrous ride. This movie is a masterclass in "so bad it's good" cinema, a staggering tribute t…

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236 - Nola Spooky Time 58:57

1M ago58:57

58:57

Send us a text Augie and Michelle are back with some New Orleans folklore! Let's have some spooky time! Support the showBy Tammy and Friends

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Rigor Mortis 27:21

20d ago27:21

27:21

Who would you take with you to go jiangshi hunting? Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party, and a happy spooky season to you all! In today's episode, I embrace the spooky vibes by review Rigor Mortis starring Chin Sui-ho as a washed-up version of himself. With this movie being an ode to the Mr. Vampire franchise of the 80s, I sit down to u…

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TNE Speakeasy: Bonus #135 (New Tomb Raider Remasters, Alien Isolation Sequel, and More Video Game Talk ft. Isaac & Caleb) 45:42

20d ago45:42

45:42

Caleb and Isaac return to the bar to discuss some big news in the video game world, discussing the announcement of a sequel to Alien: Isolation, and the news of another set of Tomb Raider remasters hitting stores in February. They also discuss other remasters they'd like to see, and more. Email the show at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com Or reach our t…

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Ep. 162: He Said We Cook Our Chicken For 13 Minutes... I SAID 13 MINUTES!!! 1:32:42

30d ago1:32:42

1:32:42

Welcome back for Episode 162! On today's episode: Mack & Steel Are Back With Another Free Flowing Episode! Weekly Recap The Guys Discuss Meeting Their Goals At Equip How Do You Feel About The Current State Out Electric OPE Mack Goes On A Giant Chicken Wings Rant! The Guys Thank The #LBC For Their Turnout At Equip Answering Questions from the #LBC P…

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Issue 96- Creepshow (w/David M Booher!) 1:37:05

1M ago1:37:05

1:37:05

It's still October, which means we're still covering Spooky Season™ comics! This week, we're talking about Stephen King's Creepshow. Joining us for this episode is 1980s Stephen King expert (and friend of the podcast) David M. Booher! ----more---- For the transcript of this episode, head over to https://www.tencenttakes.com/transcripts. Email: tenc…

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The Slayer (1982) 1:14:27

29d ago1:14:27

1:14:27

Caleb and Isaac return for their final entry in the 2024 edition of The Sea Shanties of Horror. This time instead of recording at the bar, the two took a pause on their brief Island vacation, as the discuss The Slayer! Will they end their series on a high point, or will The Slayer slay them in their way out?! Don't stop that dial, join them as they…

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Hobgoblins - Making Munchie and Trumpy Look Good Since 1988 1:20:50

1M ago1:20:50

1:20:50

Well, you could always just lock the door that contains aliens hell-bent on destroying lives, MacCready. Hobgoblins (1988) is the kind of classic cinematic disaster that bad movie connoisseurs dream of. It’s a true gem in the "so-bad-it's-good" genre, serving up every ridiculous trope you could hope for with a straight face. The budget is, to put i…

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Real Horror Fans Watch Year-Round & Brewster’s Millions: Feel Good Flick 21:37

24d ago21:37

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Johnny Spoiler breaks down the difference between true horror fans and those who only watch during Halloween. He also dives into feel-good movies for the upcoming holiday season and reflects on the irony of overspending on holiday gifts. Movie of the week? Brewster’s Millions—a classic that gets Johnny excited with trivia about Richard Pryor, John …