Best Colonel Parker Podcasts (2024)

At a loss for how to approach Freddy and Jason from an original perspective, Alejandro answers a series of Icebreaker Questions about the horror icons.By Alejandro Kolleeny

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Last Man On Earth/I Am Legend 49:27

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Alejandro discusses two adaptations of Richard Matheson's 1954 apocalypse novel I Am Legend, he tries out his Vincent Price impression, and discusses Will Smith's love of Bob Marley. I can help you!!!By Alejandro Kolleeny

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Full Commentary--Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice 2:56:11

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This is what it is. Alejandro watches the entire extended cut of BVSDOJ and talks over it.By Alejandro Kolleeny

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John Wick 4 37:47

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Alejandro has watched a movie in theaters and finally respects theatergoing. If everyone wants you to die, is it noble to live? And other questions.By Alejandro Kolleeny

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Comics Roundup 39:42

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Alejandro has been reading comics and takes the time to deliver mountains of exposition on some of his favorite characters and storylines.By Alejandro Kolleeny

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Me5an 33:57

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Alejandro watched unbelievably derivative and equally fun AI Horror film M3gan and breaks it down.By Alejandro Kolleeny

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Colonel Tom Parker Featuring Elvis 35:06

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Alejandro watched the alleged Elvis biopic and attempts to interpret the King Of Rock.By Alejandro Kolleeny

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Leatherface Through The Ages 46:25

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Alejandro has watched the entire Texas Chainsaw franchise and summarizes every film, grab a bowl of human meat and enjoy!By Alejandro Kolleeny

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Paranormal Belchtivity. 32:09

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Ale talks about Paranormal Activity for 30 minutes then emits a disgusting burp and is too ashamed to go on.By Alejandro Kolleeny

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Too Many Draculas 39:44

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Alejandro has watched 6 Dracula movies and reports on the differences in Dracula's portrayal over the years. Who is Dracula? What is his deal? Find out.By Alejandro Kolleeny

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A Very Slender Christmas 38:21

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Alejandro has armed himself with all manner of Slender Facts and arrives prepared to tackle the 2018 horror film Slender Man. Sorry for accidentally talking about True Crime on this episode. Special Guest A Landline Phone Call.By Alejandro Kolleeny

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The Bye Bye Man 40:33

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Alejandro says The Bye Bye Man and is immediately cursed with having to talk about a bad movie! Cope with the immediate disappointment of learning the Bye Bye Man is not a Slender Man rip off. Brave the horrors of the haunted nightstand!By Alejandro Kolleeny

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The Holodeck! 26:17

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The Kolleeny 3000 discusses controversial murder technology "The Holodeck" in this mini episode.By Alejandro Kolleeny

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Foods Of The Alpha Quadrant 36:49

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Alejandro scours the web for information on the many different cuisines eaten by alien races in the Star Trek universe.By Alejandro Kolleeny

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The Entire Saw Franchise 45:36

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Alejandro returns to the Saw franchise for the 6th time with an episode encompassing the entire storyline of the franchise. Put on your reverse beartrap and get ready to play a game!By Alejandro Kolleeny

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Psycho 2--2!!! 27:33

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Toxic Podcast returns for a return to Psycho 2. Alejandro returns. Everything returns. This is the second Psycho 2 episode of this podcast. Listen to the original Psycho 2 episode to compare and contrast!By Alejandro Kolleeny

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I Know What You Did Last Summer 38:35

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Alejandro tackles 90's slasher classic I Know What You Did Last Summer, talks fishing, and describes his affinity for Richard Nixon.By Alejandro Kolleeny

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Lake Placid 22:08

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Alejandro returns to discuss Lake Placid for a special episode.By Alejandro Kolleeny

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Episode 11: (Episode One Hundred and Thirteen) BLUE SUEDE GRIFTERS- WAS ELVIS PRESLEY IN ON COLONEL PARKERS RUSE OR... 48:08

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WAS IT COLONEL THOMAS PARKER OR WAS IT ANDREAS WHO MADE ELVIS IN TO THE KING OF ROCK N' ROLL. ASK THE CIA OR FBI WHO HELD EXTENSIVE FILES ON ELVIS PRESLEY MANAGED BY A MYSTERIOUS MAN WITH NO REAL PAST.... CRIMINAL THAT IS BUT IN THESE DAYS & TIMES "COLD CASE" COPS HAVE SOME CATCH UP TO DO.....

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Episode 10: (Episode One Hundred & Eleven) HISTORY REPEATS- WE NAZIS ALL OVER AGAIN 43:02

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HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF BUT MOST OFTEN PEOPLE HAVE MOVED ON, DIED, ARE DISTRACTED ELSEWHERE WITH LIFE DAY TO DAY THAT MATTERS BUT, RUMORS ASIDE, THE WORLD WE ARE LIVING TODAY WE HAVE LIVED BEFORE, NOT US, PER SAY, BUT OUR GRANDPARENTS & HEROES STILL HANGING AROUND MIRACULOUSLY AFTER WARS THEY FOUGHT, WE WON OR DID WE? THERE IS MORE TO THE STORY & TH…

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Episode 9: ( Episode One Hundred & Eleven ) A MAN LIKE NO OTHER 5:32

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Our world today is challenging. Sometimes though we look at other's accomplishments, achievements, envying their successes without knowing their challenges, their realities which often we would or could never imagine. Imagine that..... we see people where they are, not where they have been. This is one such story to look at, to imagine if this pers…

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Episode 8: SALVADOR RAMOS WAS DEATH MAN WALKING LONG BEFORE TUESDAY MAY 24 36:53

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Tuesday, May 24th, the world did not change. The world stayed the same as it has been in recorded history of school shootings. Yet again, an 18 year old animal abuser, loner, goth in type, told a pretty girl on social media that he had a secret. Along with the world, the girl learned he slaughtered 19 children and 2 teachers at the Uvalde Texas Rob…

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Episode 7: (Episode One Hundred and Nine) THERE IS A TINDER SWINDLER VICTIM BORN EVERY MINUTES OR SHOULD I SAY A SUCKER 8:01

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Phineas Taylor Barnum better known as PT Barnum is as far back as one can go in modern history to understand scammers abound for centuries with what is common are the people being fooled then by PT Barnum or today as the Tinder Swindler.....

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Episode 6: (Episode One Hundred & Eight) NO NO NO NYCs SUBWAY SHOOTER FRANK JAMES WHITAKER BELONGS TO ALL 3 LEVELS OF LAW ENFORCEMENT NOT TO JUST THE FEDS, I KNOW . I GOT THAT ANSWERED BY THE SUPREMES 15:44

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NYC Mayor, in hiding, Eric Adams, thumped his chest proclaiming "We Got Him" right before the Feds stepped in taking territory of subway shooter Frank James Whitaker. His name is Frank James Whitaker not Frank James making one wonder what we are being led to look away from. For one, the Law the Supreme Court opined on... a kumbaya, collaborative La…

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Episode 5: WORDS MATTER NUMBERS COUNT WHEN IT COMES TO EUGENISTS PLANS 100 YEARS OLD BEING USED AS PLAYBOOKS 12:21

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One does not pick what my eyes see and wont stop seeing. That is the way of being a whistleblower. Eyes wide open we can never unsee what we see. The pandemic didnt open my eyes. The pandemic made me accept what I saw all the years of my covering news in Washington DC. Like Tony Fauci. Bill Gates. The Elites..... and a 100+ year long agenda hatched…

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The Continuing Adventures Of Pinhead 47:24

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Alejandro consumes nearly the entire Hellraiser franchise and attempts to get to the bottom of Pinhead's job description. This is the episode where I won't stop yelling about how Pinhead is a sex thing.By Alejandro Kolleeny

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OLD or MOVIES ARE SUPPOSED TO DRIVE YOU INSANE 40:08

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Alejandro tackles Old backwards. Feels confused. Attempts levity. Ages 50 years in 40 minutes. Let's get OLD!!By Alejandro Kolleeny

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Episode 4: EVEN FBI & CIA GET CONNED BY WALL STREET PROTECTED SCAMSTERS I EXPOSE 43:48

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EVEN THE PEOPLE WE EXPECT TO PROTECT US FROM FRAUDSTERS GET CONNED BY THOSE VERY SAME FRAUDSTERS. IF THEY CANT TELL THEN WHAT IS THE CHANGE FOR US? WELL, THERE IS A CHANCE, A ROADWAY I WROTE AS THE SEC SECURITIES AND EXCHANGE COMMISSION REQUESTED FINANCIAL CLIENT VICTIM THE SEC ASKED TO BE THEIR WHISTLEBLOWER... AND THEN I LEARNED THEY WORK AS A CA…

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Beware The Maniac Cop 41:14

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What if a cop did bad things? Alejandro consumes late 80's B-movie Maniac Cop, galaxy brains out on satire, and eventually becomes nonverbal. Beware!!By Alejandro Kolleeny

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Alejandro Explains Underworld 41:51

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Just the entire contents of the Underworld film franchise in one episode. Vampires love guns!!!By Alejandro Kolleeny

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Kolleeny Shrugged 43:01

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Alejandro tackles insane mega novel Atlas Shrugged. Who is Ragnar Danneskejold? Why is being right so much more important than helping people? Go ahead, do the selfish thing and listen to this episode!!By Alejandro Kolleeny

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Episode 3: CRIME TIMES TWO- SEC WHISTLEBLOWER SHARES REALITY OF NDAs LAWYERS USE TO COVER UP CRIMES BY SEC, FINRA, R KELLY FINRA MADOFF FRAUD SEC (cont) II 31:02

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THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN NDA DISCLOSURE R KELLY HAD GIRLFRIENDS SIGN & THE NDAs THE SEC, FINRA CARTEL NETWORK & THEIR COLLUDING LAWYERS HAVE UNSUSPECTING VICTIMS SIGN. TEN YEARS OF HELL ON A JOURNEY TO LIGHT TAUGHT ME THIS & THAT & MORE. LAWYERS WHO TAKE VICTIMS IN TO FINRA & SEC ALJ COURTS KNOW THEY ARE DECEIVING VICTIMS- CRIME TIMES TWO.…

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SHELDON 50:40

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Alejandro begins the season by talking about Sheldon, the king of all genius archetypes. Get out of my spot and listen to this episode!!!By Alejandro Kolleeny

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Episode 2: WHY I CONTINUE TO TELL THE WORLD FORMER VA GOVERNOR STOLE MY SOLUTION TO RESTORING FELON VOTING RIGHTS I FIGURED OUT AS THE SEC REQUESTED FINANCIAL CLIENT VICTIM WHISTLEBLOWER WHO DID THE RIGHT ... 32:58

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I DID THE RIGHT THING AS I WAS RAISED TO. THE SEC ASKED ME TO BE THEIR WHISTLEBLOWER SINCE 2010. SEC LAWYERS CAJOLED ME TO DO THE RIGHT THING, SO I DID. AND OVER THE DECADE I LEARNED ALOT ABOUT REGULATORS, LAWYERS & POLITICIANS. THEIR EYES TURN BROWN EACH TIME THEY SPEAK. I DID THE RIGHT THING. FELONS AROUND THE WORLD ARE VOTING BECAUSE I DID THE R…

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SEASON FINALE: Psycho 1998 47:54

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Alejandro closes out the final season of Toxic Podcast by submerging himself in the Psycho remake. What is a remake? What is a MOVIE? What other businesses could Norman Bates run? See you in two weeks.By Alejandro Kolleeny

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Episode 1: WHY SOME INVESTMENT ADVISORS ARE BARRED BY FINRA BUT OTHERS ARENT- OH WAIT, SNAP 43:48

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They are not Brokers. They are Investment Advisors. They are not dues paying members of FINRA's 501 (6) (c) dues collecting business league. They are..... CRIMINALS not made known to COPS.....

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Don't Breathe And Also Be Quiet!! 46:32

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Alejandro compares and contrasts mediocre sound based horror movies Don't Breathe and A Quiet Place. Spoiler--you are allowed to breathe.By Alejandro Kolleeny

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The Episode About The Episode About The Suicide Squad 1:03:36

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Clearer heads have prevailed upon Alejandro to discuss a contemporary artifact and he spends the entire episode trying to figure out how to structure his analysis of The Suicide Squad. This a good one.By Alejandro Kolleeny

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Peter Pan or A Projection 41:35

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Alejandro discusses Peter Pan and the resurgent trope of the Man Boy. Lots of great Kolleeny backstory in this one.By Alejandro Kolleeny

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High School English Reading Series: The Scarlet Letter 1:04:46

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Alejandro gushes endlessly about a dusty old book. He opens up the story and pulls out all the insanity. If you like the Scarlet Letter, or if you hate it, you should listen to the episode.By Alejandro Kolleeny

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Spiral 1:09:10

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Alejandro plays a game. The game of disappointment. An ineffectual Saw reboot yields a positively strange Chris Rock performance. Hold on to your fingers! Or maybe don't.By Alejandro Kolleeny

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THE ONLY SPACE JAM 2 PODCAST YOU WILL EVER NEED 47:48

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Alejandro embarks on a journey through the uncertain realities of the new Space Jam movie and debuts Al G Rhythm's theme.By Alejandro Kolleeny

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The Comey Rule 1:03:40

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Alejandro struggles with the fact that Showtime miniseries event The Comey Rule was not actually written by Aaron Sorkin but still finds time to revel in the chaos and reveal himself as a liberal hack. This one might get a little...bit...political.By Alejandro Kolleeny

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"I Envy Norman Bates His Support System." 52:58

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Alejandro talks about Norman Bates and then summarizes Psycho 2, which is a really weird horror movie!By Alejandro Kolleeny

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Psycho 43:28

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Alejandro discusses Psycho with the charm and maturity you've come to expect.By Alejandro Kolleeny

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ANIMAL FARM by Whistleblower George Orwell 23:11

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10 When stories end, they really do not end as in the agenda of the plandemic that was run once before in and around WWI and running again now. There is more to the story isnt there always, a story George Orwell wrote 1945 trying to save the world...read it and weep...

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ANIMAL FARM by Whistleblower George Orwell 25:03

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9 There is something about intuition and gut feelings ANIMAL FARM reminds us of that like the animals of ANIMAL FARM sensing something wasnt right but how could it be wrong even seeing it with their own eyes like all animals not being equal, not knowing what to do. Like us all, almost, we give in, give up or become whistleblowers…

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ANIMAL FARM by Whistleblower George Orwell 29:38

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8 As the ANIMAL FARM Fairy Story moves forward the animals keep working harder and a nemesis was made of the former leader Snowball who left but even out of sight was responsible for everything the pigs wanted explained to further the cause of the rebellion....

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