HERE WE ARE ON THE FULL MO-WAIT DAMN! I’M LATE I’M LATE!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 100 EPISODES, ALL ON TIME, AND HERE COMES EPISODE ONE 101… 1 DAY LATE! HA! NO EXCUSES FROM ME… I JUST COMPLETELY FORGOT! WELL IT’S HERE ANYWAYS, READY TO GO! IT’S A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE THIS MONTH… THIS IS ACTUALLY A WORD FOR WORD REMAKE OF EPISODE 1 OF THE SURFPHONY OF D…

IT’S A FULL MOON YES IT IS!!! THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF 2021 IS HERE! AND…. IT IS EPISODE ONE HUNDREEEEEEEEEEED!!! AAAAAND IT IS THE EIGHT ANNIVERSARY OF THE SURFPHONY… WHO CARES! IT’S EPISODE ONE HUNDRED THAT’S INSANE! WE ARE FINALLY HERE IN THE TRIPLE DIGITS! DERK BRIGANTE HERE WITH YA ALL THE WAY FROM EPISODE ONE. IT HAS BEEN A LOOOO…

THE FINAL FULL MOON OF 2020… THANK THE LORD! FINALLY THROUGH THIS YEAR THAT SEEMED TO LAST MANY YEARS. RETURNING TO REGULAR SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING ON THE SURFPHONY FINALLY! FEELS LIKE I’VE BEEN DOING THEME EPISODES FOR THE LONGEST TIME. JUST A REGULAR OLD SURFPHONY TODAY FOR EPISODE 99… ONE MORE EPISODE BEFORE WE HIT THE BIG ONE HUNDRED! NO REST FOR…

OOOOOOH IT’S HERE! IT’S FINALLY HERE! THE BIGGEST EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY YET!! NOT ONE, NOT TWO… BUT THREE DERKS ALL IN ONE EPISODE! SHERIFF BRIGANTE OF CALL OF THE WEST, CAPTAIN BRIGANTE OF SURF IN SPACE, AND DERK TRACY OF WOO DUNNIT? ALL FIND THEMSELVES IN A WORLD NOT THEIR OWN. WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON HERE? WHERE IS MY SURF MUSIC?! AH SHUT UP…

What is Count Von Derkula doing up in broad daylight?! Not to worry, I’m down in the laboratory in the depths of the Von Derkula manor. No windows down here and some great wi-fi! I’m bringing you the Surfphony of Derstruction BOOOOO THOUSAND a bit earlier because this episode is limited edition! There’s only so much time to sink your fangs into a n…

HELLO FINKS, IT’S ME AGAIN… IT’S THE BIG DERBOSKI! HEY WAIT A MINUTE, ISN’T IT AN OCTOBER FULL MOON?! ANSWER: YES. YES, IT IS. SO DOESN’T THAT MEAN THAT IT’S THE HALLOWEEN SURFPHONY SPECIAL?! WELL, ABOUT THAT… WE ACTUALLY HAVE TWO FULL MOONS THIS MONTH! THAT’S RIGHT, WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A BLUE MOON SITUATION! IT’S A VERY RARE OCCASION THAT DERK…

HERE COMES A NEW EPISODE! THE SURFPHONY IS FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH SURF FOR THE SEPTEMBER FULL MOON! ENDED UP BEING A BIT SHORT LAST MONTH SO I HAD TO MAKE UP FOR THAT… AND WENT A BIT OVERBOARD. IT’S ALL GOOD THOUGH! ALSO FEATURED IN THIS EPISODE, THE LOOOOOOONGEST EVER 2000! I’M STILL NOT SURE HOW I PULLED IT OFF. ANYWAYS, YOU WANT THE MUSIC, I GO…

AUGUST ALREADY?! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SUMMER?! THE AUGUST FULL MOON JUST SNUCK UP ON ME. GOOD THING I CAME PREPARED… WITH ANOTHER HOT EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! FEATURING THE NUMBER 1 SURF PODCAST HOST… THE BIG DERBOSKI! WHO ELSE? JOIN ME ON ANOTHER EPISODE AS WE CLIMB HIGHER AND HIGHER TO 100 EPISODES. THE SURFPHONY IS IN FIFTH …

SUMMERTIME SURFPHONY YEAAAAAAAAAH!! THE JULY FULL MOON IS RISING AND I’M READY! GOT A HOT EPISODE LINED UP FOR YOU FINKS! I’M REALLY PROUD OF THIS ONE. LOTS OF SOLID MUSIC AND JUST A BIG, FUN EPISODE! I HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY IT. I’M SURE YOU WILL THOUGH! WE HAVE SOME FANTASTIC NEW TUNES FROM THE KAPUTNIKS, LOS ATASCADOS, AND HATTORI HANZO SURF EXPERI…

NOTHING CAN STOP THE BIG DERBOSKI! NOT MOVING TO A NEW PLACE, NOT A CRAPPY RECORDING, NOT LAZINESS! NOTHING!!! HERE I SIT ON THE JUNE FULL MOON. WITH A COMPLETELY REDONE EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 ALL RECORDED IN THE LAST 2 HOURS! I JUST COULDN’T SIT THERE AND GIVE YA A HALF-BAKED SHOW! I TALKED BIG ABOUT GETTING A NEW MIC. I CAN…

THE RETURN OF THE VERY FIRST THEME EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION. INTRODUCING… DERK TRACY IN WOO DUNNIT?! AGAIN?! THE NUMBER 1 PRIVATE MAKES HIS WAY BACK TO THE BIG SURF AIRWAVES FROM ALL THE WAY BACK ON EPISODE 4! GEEEEEEEEZE… TOOK HIM LONG ENOUGH. WELL, HE’S HERE NOW AND READY TO GET DOWN TO BUSINESS… ONLY PROBLEM IS THERE AIN’T MUCH B…

SO WE MEET AGAIN! HERE ON THE FULL MOON! THE BIG DERBOSKI HERE… BUT I’M NOT ALONE! HELL NO! MY BUDDY BIG DAVE IS HERE TOO! HE’S ON THE SURFPHONY FOR OUR LITTLE ANNUAL GET TOGETHER. I WAS ON HIS SHOW REVOLUTION SURF SO OF COURSE I’M RETURNING THE FAVOR AND LETTING HIM SPIN SOME SURF TUNES TOO! HE’S GOT KOOL PIX LINED UP FOR YA. TUNE IN TO FIND WHAT …

I’M A LITTLE BIT EARLY… BUT WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, I’M HERE NOW! THE SURFPHOHY COMIN A LITTLE BIT EARLY CAUSE I’M HEADING OUT ON VACATION! YEAH EXCITING! LOTTA NEW MUSIC FROM FAMILIAR FACES ON MARCH’S EPISODE, PEOPLEPERSON, MARK MALIBU AND THE WASAGAS, SURF KATZ, SEAFOAM TSUNAMI, AND LOS ATASCADOS! WE ALSO HAVE LOS TORNILLOS, THE KAPUTNIKS, UN…

I’M HERE NOW! ON THE FULL MOON! FEELIN WEIRD BEING HERE SO EARLY IN THE MONTH BUT THAT’S NOT MY DECISION… IT IS JUST THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE! SOUNDS LIKE I’M JUST MAKING SOME EXCUSES… BUT I DON’T NEED EM! I’M HERE, I’M READY! I GOT A BIG EPISODE PREPARED! HOO BOY, I AM EXCITED ABOUT THIS ONE. IT’S NOTHING SPECIAL BUT I WAS REALLY FEELIN THIS! LOT …

HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO THE BIG SURF TOO! THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 ARRIVES IN 2020 WITH SURF STYLE WOOOOOOO! 7 YEARS AGO, I BROUGHT THE SURFPHONY BACK TO LIFE AND SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY, I’M STILL HERE. EVEN MORE, I STILL ENJOYING DOIN THIS! HELL YEAH! I LOOOOOOVE IT! THIS EPISODE WE ARE DOING A LITTLE CELEBRATION FOR MY ANNIVERSAR…

THE DECADE IS COMING TO A CLOSE! THIS IS THE FINAL EPISODE OF NOT ONLY 2019 BUT OF THE 2010’S! SO WHAT’S ON SPECIAL THIS MONTH?!… UM, NOTHING REALLY. JUST THE SAME OL’ TOP NOTCH SURF YOU EXPECT FROM THE BIG DERBOSKI! HOT NEW BANDS LIKE DANGER!! DEATH RAY, THE SWAMP COOLERS, ZAK AND THE KRAKENS, AND DREBIN! LOT OF GOOD STUFF NEW AND FAMILIAR, DIDI W…

THE NOVEMBER FULL MOON HAS RISEN IN THE SKY AND WITH IT COMES THE BIG DERBOSKI! TOOK A QUICK BREAK IN OCTOBER BUT I HAVE ARRIVED, READY FOR ACTION! I LOADED UP WITH LOTS OF NEW SURF FOR TODAY’S SHOW! LET’S WELCOME BEACH MOONSTERS, LOST CULTURE, THE SEATOPIANS, SURF KATZ, AND PILOTS OF DUNE TO THE SHOW! CAN’T FORGET ABOUT THE RETURNING BANDS KILLER …

GOOD EVENING BOILS AND GHOULS! COUNT VON DERKULA HAS RETURNED! THE FULL BLOOD MOON IS UPON US! I HAVE RISEN FROM MY GRAVE YET AGAIN FOR ANOTHER FANG-TASTIC PARTY ON THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION BOOOOOOOO THOUSAND! JOIN THE COUNT AND ALL MANNERS OF MONSTERS, DEMONS, GHOULS, GHOSTS FOR THE WILDEST PARTY THAT WILL SCARE THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF YO…

HAD TO MAKE A TOUGH DECISION THIS MONTH, FINKS… TECHNICALLY THE FULL MOON IS ON SEPTEMBER 14TH. BUT I’M GETTING CONFLICTING REPORTS TELLING ME THE FULL MOON WILL APPEAR AT 12:30 ON SATURDAY! AS IN… TONIGHT! WELL, NO HARM IN RELEASING THE SHOW A BIT EARLY I SUPPOSE, MOON’S GONNA BE FULL ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. IT ALSO MEANS I CAN GET THE SHOW IN FOR FRI…

I’M HERE NOW! IT’S MY TIME TO SHINE! THE FULL MOON IS LIGHTING UP THE SKY AND DROPPING A SPOTLIGHT DOWN ON THE NUMBER 1 SURF PODCAST, THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! IMAGINE THAT WITH SOME ECHO ON IT OK? YOU KNOW HOW THE BIG DERBOSKI LIKES HIS VOICE TO BE HEARD. MORE MUSIC TO FIT INTO YOUR SUMMER PLANS. I GOT THE PERFECT PLAYLIST FOR YOU WHILE …

DON’T SHOOT… I’M A MAAAAAAN! AND I COME BEARING GIFTS! THE GIFT OF SURF! PUT IT AWAY. PREDICTABLE AS ALWAYS IT’S THE BIG DERBOSKI AND I’M IN A BIG MESS, I MEAN A REALLY BIG MESS! I’VE PUT AWAY MY TOYS AND WITH MY MICROPHONE, I’M DOING A SUPER SHOW! LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING, I’M A MAN WITH A MISSION… TO BRING YA 60 MINUTES OF THE FINEST SURF AND BAB…

WELL WHAT DO YA KNOW… IT’S ANOTHER FULL MOON! AND HERE I AM WITH ANOTHER HOUR OF THE BEST SURF MUSIC AROUND! PRESENTED BY THE BOSS BAD CAT, DERK BRIGANTE! THIS MONTH’S EPISODE IS A SPECIAL ONE! IT’S NUMBER 80! BESIDES THE NUMBER, IT’S JUST A REGULAR OLD SHOW. THE BIG DERBOSKI DOESN’T DEVIATE FROM THE NORM TOO OFTEN SO JUST MORE SURF FROM AROUND THE…

HOLA FINKS IT’S THE BIG DERBOSKI COMIN’ IN HOT ON THE HIDE TIDE FOR MAY’S FULL MOON! DELIVERING YOU ANOTHER GREAT EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YA TOO… THIS MONTH WE’RE HEADING TO SPAIN AND CHECKING OUT ALL THE SURF BANDS THAT CALL IT HOME! THAT’S RIGHT, ALL SPANISH SURF FOR THIS MONTH’S EPISODE! OVER 20 S…

HERE WE ARE FINKS! THE APRIL PINK FULL MOON HAS ARRIVED! HERE COMES A NEW EPISODE! FINALLY GETTING AROUND TO PAYING TRIBUTE TO THE KING OF SURF GUITAR, DICK DALE! REST IN PEACE BROTHER! I GOT LOTS OF TUNES BY THE MAN AS WELL AS BANDS AND SONGS INSPIRED BY HIM. LOTS OF HARD AND FAST SURF, GUITAR SHREDDING, REVERB, ALL OF IT! https://surfphony2000.fi…

We got some sad news… The king of the surf guitar Dick Dale, has passed away at 81. Next month, I’ll be doing a tribute to the surf legend. For the time being, enjoy my little tribute of using Misirlou as the theme. Now, on the with show… CAUSE I HAVE A FUN ONE HERE FOR YA! BIG DAVE OF REVOLUTION ROCK IS DROPPING IN FOR A GREAT GUEST SEGMENT ON THE…

HEY WHERE’S THE FULL MOON? IT’S STILL A FEW DAYS AWAY BUT THE SURFPHONY’S MAKING IT’S WAY TO YA NOW! REASON BEING IS THAT I’M HEADING OUT TO LAS VEGAS FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND WON’T BE ABLE TO GET THE SURFPHONY OUT THE NIGHT OF THE FULL MOON (I DON’T TRUST HOTEL WI-FI). SO, I’M GETTING IT OUT NOW, THE EARLIER THE BETTER! I’VE NEVER MISSED A FULL M…

HAPPY NEW YEAR FINKS! THE BIG DERBOSKI IS BACK WITH A REAL BIG EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY! IT’S THE SIXTH YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE BIG SURF! 75 EPISODES OLD! WOW! CRAZY TO THINK I’VE BEEN GOING THIS LONG AND JUST GETTING BIGGER AND BETTER WOOOOO I GOT A WHOLE GREATEST HITS EPISODE FOR YA THIS MONTH, LOOKING BACK AT ALL THE GREAT MUSIC OVER THE LAST 25…

THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 IS APPROACHING THE END… OF THE YEAR! WOW! ANOTHER 12 EPISODES IN THE BAG FOR THE BIG DERBOSKI BUT UNLIKE 2018, I’M GONNA KEEP GOING! HERE WE ARE ON THE COLD DECEMBER MOON, HUNKERIN’ DOWN FOR THE HOLIDAYS. HERE’S MY GIFT TO YOU, FINKS… 60 MINUTES OF THE FINEST SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH, NEATLY WRAPPED UP ON THE GR…

HOLY MOLEY! NOW THAT IS A FULL MOON OUT THERE! A BIG MOON FOR A BIIIIIIG SHOW! WHEN BIG THINGS HAPPEN, I GOTTA BE THERE! SO… HERE I AM. EPISODE 73. THERE’S TOO MUCH MUSIC ON THIS SHOW! I WENT OVERTIME!! I HAD TO SQUEEZE A METRIC TON OF SURF SO THAT EXPLAINS IT. AS I DO EVERY NOVEMBER, I BRING ALL THE BANDS BACK FROM BOOOO THOUSAND FOR A SECOND ROUN…

Good evening boys and ghouls! Count Von Derkula back from the grave once again! It’s October and there’s a full moon so I’m back in black for another episode of The Surfphony of Derstruction BOOOOOOOO THOUSAND! I’m coffin up some more spooky surf that’s gonna scare the living daylights out of you! It’s Halloween and that means it’s time for me to g…

YO IT’S THE BIG DERBOSKI BACK AFTER ANOTHER ONE OF MY MOST EXCELLENT THEME EPISODES! COMING HOT OFF OF SURF IN SPACE WITH THE SORT OF STUFF YOU’RE USED TO … SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH! WE ARE GOING WORLDWIDE ON THIS EPISODE TOO! FROM LOS REVERB IN URUGUAY TO HAVANERA SURF IN SPAIN, SPENDING SOME TIME IN THE GREAT WHITE NORTH WITH THE HANG-TEN HANGM…

IN THE YEAR 20XX… ACTUALLY, I’LL LEAVE THE INTRODUCTION TO THE OTHER FELLA ON THE SHOW. WELCOME TO THE LATEST INSTALMENT OF THE SURFPHONY’S ALTERNATE UNIVERSES EPISODES! WE GRABBED A SEAT AT THE BAR OF THE FULL MOON LOUNGE FOR EXODERKA, WE’VE HEARD THE CALL OF THE WEST WITH SHERIFF BRIGANTE, AND WE STILL DON’T KNOW WOO DUNNIT WITH DERK TRACY! NOW, …

HELLO FINKS… IT’S DERK BRIGANTE HERE AGAIN! THE FULL MOON IS RISING AND I HEAR THE CALL OF THE SURF! I GOT THE TUNES TO MAKE YA SWOON IN THE SUMMER MONTHS, THE PERFECT SOUNDTRACK FOR YOUR BEACH ADVENTURE! LOTS OF CANADIAN SURF ON THE SHOW FROM ASTROSURF, THE MEN IN GRAY SUITS, THE SURFRAJETTES AND FOR THE FIRST TIME ON THE BIG SURF, THE 427’S! TSUN…

FINALLY… THE SUMMER HAS COME BACK TO THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! THE WARM WEATHER IS HERE, THE BEACHES ARE OPEN AND THE BEERS ARE COLD! TIME TO PUT THE BIG SURF ON THE STEREO AND GET CRACKIN’! SURF IS THE PERFECT MUSIC FOR THE SUMMER MONTHS AND THE BIG DERBOSKI’S GOT YER HOOKUP! SO MUCH MUSIC TO TAKE ALONG WITH YA! MARK MALIBU AND THE WASAG…

THE SURFPHONY IS GEARING UP FOR THE SUMMER! CAN YOU TAKE THE HEAT OR ARE YOU GONNA HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN? THERE’S PLENTY OF SURF TO KEEP YA COOL THROUGH THE BEST TIME OF THE YEAR! I HAVE LOTS OF STUFF FROM BOTH SIDES OF THE CENTURY! THERE’S SOME LINK WRAY AND TAKESHI TERAUCHI AS WELL AS DEEP CUTS FROM A FEW OL SKOOL SURF COMPS THEN BACK TO…

YO IT’S DERK HERE, BACK ON THE SURFPHONY AFTER A WELL-DESERVED BREAK! WE’RE FINALLY BACK ONTO A REGULAR LUNAR SCHEDULE SO NO MORE BLUE MOON CRAZINESS. I CAN GET BACK TO DOIN’ MY REGULAR THING, PLAYIN’ SURF MUSIC NEW AND OLD! I GOT A GOOD MIX ON THIS MONTH’S EPISODE THAT I AM SUPER STOKED TO SHARE WITH YAS! I GOT SOME BRAND NEW STUFF FROM THE HUARAC…

TWO BLUE MOONS IN A YEAR? THAT’S ONE THING… BUT TWO IN 3 MONTHS?! RIDICULOUS. THAT’S A LOT OF WORK FOR THE BIG DERBOSKI. I’M ALL ABOUT WORKING SMARTER, NOT HARDER SO HERE’S WHAT I HAVE PLANNED FOR THIS MONTH’S EPISODE… A DERK-FREE SURFPHONY! WHILE I’M OFF DOIN’ WHATEVER IT IS I BE DOIN’, I GOT A COUPLE OF GUEST HOSTS TO COVER FOR ME! I DID LAY DOWN…

I GUESS IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! THAT AIN’T A BAD THING THOUGH… IT’S A GOOD THING! YOUR FAVORITE SURF PODCAST WITH ALL SORTS OF BANDS YOU KNOW AND LOVE TO HEAR! I GOT LOTS OF NEW STUFF ON THE BIG SURF TODAY, DOIN’ A LITTLE SHOWCASE OF C&C SURF FACTORY’S NEW ALBUM ‘RUMBLER’! NEW TERRORSURFS AND CARLO AS WE…

BACK HERE AGAIN IN JANUARY… WHOSE BIG IDEA WAS THIS? I’M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT BUT HERE WE ARE. THE BIG DERBOSKI TAKIN’ CARE OF THE SURF ON A BIG BLUE MOON. JUST KEEPIN’ IT REAL SIMPLE ON THE BIG SURF. YOU FINKS ALREADY GOT A SPECIAL EPISODE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MONTH! THAT DOESN’T MEAN I SLACK ON THE MUSIC THOUGH! I HAVE SOME BRAND NEW CARLO THAT …

GET READY… GO!! IT’S THE FIFTH YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 AND THE BIG DERBOSKI IS DOIN’ THINGS BIG AS ONLY HE CAN! I MADE THE PROMISE OF A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE LAST MONTH AND I MADE GOOD ON SAID PROMISE! HERE IT IS… THE VIDEO GAME SURF EPISODE! 1 FULL HOUR OF SURF AND INSTRO COVERS OF CLASSIC VIDEO GAME SONGS FROM SUPER …

WE ARE FAST APPROACHING THE END OF A BIG YEAR FOR THE SURFPHONY! NO TIME TO SLOW DOWN AND LOOK BACK THOUGH! THE BIG SURF IS GOING 100 MILES PER HOUR ALL THE WAY INTO 2018! BUT THAT’S NOT FOR ANOTHER MONTH. WE GOTTA FOCUS ON THE HERE AND NOW… AND HERE IS SOME AWESOME SURF TO WARM UP THE COLD FULL MOON! I HAVE SOME NEW STUFF FROM LUAU OR DIE, SOME MO…

IT’S A BIG EPISODE THIS MONTH! I GUESS WE’RE DOIN’ A LIL SPECIAL FOR THE SIXTIETH EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! WHY IS THIS ONE TWICE AS LONG AS ALL THE OTHERS… WELL, LEMME TELL YA! I TOOK SOME TIME TO SIT DOWN WITH MARK MALIBU OF MARK MALIBU AND THE WASAGAS, TORONTO’S ORIGINAL SURF PUNK BAND AND TALK FOR A WHILE! YOU GOTTA LISTEN …

Good evening boils and ghouls! Count Von Derkula here once again. The sun has set and night has fallen upon us. I can hear the wolfman howling at the moon and that means it’s time to polish my fangs and iron my cape! I must look sharp for the party tonight! I hope that you got the invitation and are ready for some terrifying tunes! I have enough sc…

WELL FINKS SUMMER IS ALMOST OVER! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? SAME THING WE DO EVERY SEASON… SURF THE EARTH! BOY DO I GOT THE CURE FOR WHAT AILS YA! YOU NEED SOME TOO SWEET TUNES. I GOT YA COVERED! SO MUCH SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH FROM THE CARIBBEAN TO ST. PETERSBURG, IT’S ALL HERE ON EPISODE 58 OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! I ALSO GOT A VERY …

TURNS OUT THAT… “BORROWING TRACKS” FROM SURFER SPIES HAS ITS CONSEQUENCES. WHO KNEW? WELL LUAU OR DIE GOT THEIR REVENGE ON THE BIG DERBOSKI AFTER I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF DEBUTING THEIR NEW TOP SECRET TRACK “WESTERN PROMISES”. SO THEY GOT THE BIG IDEA OF TAKING OVER THE SURFPHONY AND PUTTING THEIR OWN SPIN ON IT! THOSE DASTARDLY DUDES AND DUDETTE!!! O…

WELL FINKS GONNA BE HONEST… NOT USED TO HAVIN A FULL MOON ON A SATURDAY SO ENDED UP HAVIN A FEW BEERSKIS AND FEELIN’ A LIL BIT FOGGY IN THE NOGGY… SO CAN’T THINK OF A HELLUVA LOTTA TO SAY… SO I GUESS ENJOY THIS EPISODE? HAHA ITS GOOD! https://surfphony2000.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/episode-56.mp3By Derk Brigante

WELL GANG DON’T GOT MUCH TO SAY ON THE RETURN TO THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING OF THE BIG SURF… THIS IS SUCH A DAMN GOOD EPISODE THAT I WILL LET IT SPEAK FOR ITSELF. I’LL DO PLENTY OF SPEAKIN’ ON THE SHOW DON’T YOU WORRY! SO HERE’S WHAT I GOT IN STORE FOR YA… MORE KING BEEZ, SOME NEW TORONTO SURF BANDS ASTROSURF AND CARLO. SOME NEW STUFF FROM…

WELL LOOKEE HERE PARDNER, THIS RIGHT HERE IS A BRAND SPANKIN’ NEW EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY, COMING IN FROM A WILD TIME IN THE WEST! HIT THE OL DUSTY TRAIL WITH SHERIFF DERK BRIGANTE AND TAKE A RIDE THROUGH THE COUNTY HE CALLS HOME! HEAR WILD WESTERN SURF! HEAR HOOTIN’ AND HOLLERIN’ AT THE TOWN HOOTENANNY! HEAR SOME OUTLAWS GET SHOT AT AND STUFF! HE…

IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER NEW EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! THE BIG DERBOSKI HAS A COUPLA SWEET TREATS FOR YA THIS MONTH. I HAVE SOME NEW SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH AND SOME BRAND NEW KING BEEZ FOR YOU TO DIG ON! I ALSO HAVE AN AWESOME GUEST SPOT FROM MY BUDDY DAVE OF REVOLUTION ROCK. HE’S BRINGING THE BEST IN BAAAAAAD SAX. HE HAS SOME…

IT’S TIME FOR SOME MORE SURF! THE PIE IN THE SKY IS PULLIN IN A HIGH TIDE SO IT’S TIME TO HIT THE BEA-WAITAMINUTE!!! IT IS ONLY MARCH AND IT STILL SUCKS OUTSIDE. AW DAMN. WELL YOU KNOW THAT SURF MUSIC IS GOOD FOR REMIND YOU OF GOOD TIMES AT DA BEACH AND I HOPE THAT THIS LATEST EPISODE OF THE BIG SURF WILL HELP YOU OUT IN THAT REGARD. I HAVE SOME WI…