S4 E9: Nahanni Valley the Valley Of Headless Men Money makes people do crazy things. Like when a handful of men in the early to mid 1900's that decided they were going to go to one of the most remote area of the Northwest Territory in Canada to sift some gold out of a stream. It worked well for some but we only care about the people that died; Some…

S4 E8: Time Travelers It's time to come clean. The truth is Jacob and Connor are time travelers. They traveled back in time and under the moniker "What The? Podcast" they produced a shitty episode on time travelers. Now, in this alternative time line, the boys ban together to create an equally trashy episode and save the world as we know it from sp…

S4 E7: Skinwalker Ranch The first of what will probably be several episodes on the notorious Skinwalker Ranch. Links: Counting Cryptids Youtube ChannelBy CountingCryptids.com

S4 E6: Pepie The Pepin Lake Monster According to local lore, a giant aquatic reptilian swims beneath the wake at Lake Pepin Minnesota. The 22-mile-long, 2-mile wide portion of the Mississippi River compares to Loch Ness in size but lacks the depth required to contain a creature the size of a plesiosaur. Is this some sort of tourist trap or a legiti…

S4 E5: Gef The Talking Mongoose There's a-scratching in the walls. Now it's talking up a storm. Is it a weasel? Perhaps a spirit or poltergeist? Maybe the girl's a ventriloquist or the dog a prankster. Too bad we'll never know but there was certainly something going on in the farm house on the Isle Of Man. Links: Counting Cryptids Youtube Channel…

S4 E4: Rake Remember Slender Man? It's kinda like that. Links: Counting Cryptids Youtube Channel Main Image Counting Cryptids Merch Social: Be sure to follow us on social media to connect with the community and answer polls! Twitter @CountCryptid Instagram @CountingCryptids Join our Discord channel! Support Counting Cryptids on Patreon! Click here …

S4 E3: Leprechauns on Saint Patrick's Day Top of the morning to ya! It was Saint Patty's Day when we recorded this and we were wearing green so you can't pinch us. Obviously we had to cover those cute little green men who's pots of gold are hidden at the end of the rainbow. They're tricky but the promise of wishes means we had to catch one. We were…

S4 E2: North American Giant Sloths (A.K.A. Gorps) Giants sloths, or Megatherium, existed in the Americas for millions of years before prehistoric humans hunted them to death nearly 12,000 years ago. At least that's the story according to most academic scholars in the field. A few off hand sightings and encounters might suggest that the Megatherium …

S4 E1: Spring-heeled Jack During the early 1800's, London experienced a series of attacks on young women by an entity later dubbed Spring-heeled Jack. Jack appeared to be a man, but was endowed with several supernatural abilities, such as having sharp, metallic claws on his hands, and having the ability to spit blue flames from his mouth, and on at…

S3 E23: Yule Squad There are a handful of Christmas time creatures that roam the towns and villages of Iceland. Some of them are just really annoying. Some are down right murderous. But all-in-all they're probably just made up stories to scare their children straight. Join us on the last episode of Season 3 and try and forget 2020 ever happened. Li…

S3 E22: Sheepsquatch This time, on Counting Cryptids: We discuss the bizarre creature known as the Sheepsquatch. Links: Counting Cryptids Youtube Channel Main Image Wampa Image Monsters and Mysteries In America Clip "White Thing/Sheepsquatch Sighting" Article "White Things" Article on The Mothman Fandom The Machete Video (YT) Mountain Monsters Log …

S3 E21: Doppelgängers This time, on Counting Cryptids: We discuss some strange Doppelgänger encounters, while drunk Connor shouts about nothing. Links: Counting Cryptids Youtube Channel, Counting Cryptids Merch Social: Be sure to follow us on social media to connect with the community and answer polls! Twitter @CountCryptid Instagram @CountingCrypt…

S3 E20: Listener Encounters This time, on Counting Cryptids: We share a handful of listener encounters as well as a few personal stories. Join us as we stumble through YOUR cryptid encounters. If you would like to add to our collection of listener encounters (and have us to read them back to you with beer goggles on) the best way would be to join o…

S3 E19: Cryptid Games: Cryptid Cab! This time, on Counting Cryptids: We ask each other questions loosely based on cryptozoological and paranormal phenomena, in a gameshow-style format. There are some visuals for this episode, so if you would like to follow along, head over to YouTube.com/CountingCryptidsPodcast! Links: Counting Cryptids Youtube Cha…

S3 E18: The Jersey Devil This time, on Counting Cryptids: We discuss the bizarre events surrounding the creature known as the Jersey Devil. Links: Counting Cryptids Youtube Channel, Main Image, Counting Cryptids Merch Social: Be sure to follow us on social media to connect with the community and answer polls! Twitter @CountCryptid Instagram @Counti…

S3 E16: The Zanfretta Encounters This time, on Counting Cryptids: We discuss a bizarre series of encounters experienced by one unlucky man in the late 70's. Links: Counting Cryptids Youtube Channel, Main Image, Counting Cryptids Merch Social: Be sure to follow us on social media to connect with the community and answer polls! Twitter @CountCryptid …

Episode #69: Spectrophilia This time, on Counting Cryptids: We set out to record a Succubus episode, which very quickly descended into the madness that you are about to download. This episode is notably NSFW, so listen at your own discretion! Links: Counting Cryptids Youtube Channel, Counting Cryptids Merch Main Image Social: Be sure to follow us o…

S3 E15: Grafton Monster This time, on Counting Cryptids: Remember that one monster in Fallout 76? Yeah, we didn't play that game either. But, this episode revolves around the 9 foot tall hairless humanoid that inspired a portion of Bethesda's 2018 RPG. Was it just a monster pushing around a handcart loaded with boxes? Or was it really an alien that…

S3 E14: Ozark Howler This time, on Counting Cryptids: We discuss a large cat-like creature the known as the Ozark Howler. This thicc boy has glowing red eyes, horns, sounds like a combination of a wolf howl an elk bugle and the laugh of a hyena, and is as big as a bear. This creature is surrounded in mystery, from modern day news reports, to histor…

S3 E13: Con Rit & The Many-Finned Sea Serpent This time, on Counting Cryptids: We discuss a monstrous aquatic centipede known as the Con Rit. This behemoth is said to be 60 feet in length, 3 feet wide, and has an exoskeleton as strong as metal. Little else is know about this monstrous creature, other than its corpse sticks to high hell. The waters …

S3 E12: Men in Black This time, on Counting Cryptids: We dip our toes into the legend of the Men in Black. The MIB are mysterious organization of men who wear black suites and show up to interrogate, intimidate, and silence UFO and extraterrestrial experiencers. They walk in shadows, move in silence, guard against extraterrestrial violence, or just…

S3 E11: The Dullahan This time, on Counting Cryptids: We discuss an Irish fairy known as the Dullahan. Better known as the Headless Horseman, this creature appears as, well, a headless horseman.. Clever names aside, this thing really is quite bad ass, from his black horse with flaming nostrils, to his whip made of a human spine. The Dullahan always…

S3 E10: The Enfield Horror This time, on Counting Cryptids: We discuss a man with a mystical name, way too much about kangaroos, and the entity known as the Enfield Horror. The Enfield Horror, or Enfield Monster, was a strange, three-legged creature, the large red eyes, sighted in southern Illinois in the Spring of 1973. The creature, while frighte…

S3 E9: The Green Children of Woolpit This time, on Counting Cryptids: We discuss extraterrestrials, reincarnation, and two strange green children. The children, a girl, her brother, spoke an unknown language, wore unfamiliar clothing, and had green colored skin. The children eventually assimilated and even learned English, when asked where they had…

S3 E8: Kentucky Goblins This time, on Counting Cryptids: We discuss the meeting between a backwoods family reunion and a dozen little green men. After being tormented by these beings for hours, the families call in back up in the way of local law enforcement. Was there too much moonshine? Did some monkeys escape from the circus? Who knows, but what…

S3 E7: Amabiko This time, on Counting Cryptids: We discuss a Japanese water spirit known as Amabiko. The Amabiko appear in the oceans of Japan, warning of impending disaster. It was said that using its image would help save those who looked upon it. Drawings were made and widely distributed across the region. The images vary in appearance from ape-…

S3 E6: Pascagoula Abduction This time, on Counting Cryptids: We discuss a bizarre extraterrestrial encounter that occurred in 1970's Mississippi. The story is based around the shared experience of two shipyard workers, 42 year old Charles Hickson, and 19 year old Calvin Parker. The two were fishing along the banks of the Pascagoula River after work…

S3 E5: Kushtaka / The Alaskan Otter Man This time, on Counting Cryptids: We discuss a 7 foot tall, bipedal, shape-shifting, otter-man know as the Kushtaka. Native to Alaska, the Kushtaka can be heard mimic distressed cries of a human, luring its victims to their graves. Alternatively, the Kushtaka have been known to save many from freezing to death…

S3 E4: Popobawa This time, on Counting Cryptids: We discuss mass hysteria, competitive tag, and a shape-shifting bat demon known as the Popobawa. Every few years this creature terrorizes the community, attacking the residence one house at a time. The attacks range from physical abuse, to poltergeist adjacent behavior, to more severe attacks. - TRIG…

S3 E3: Tikbalang This time, on Counting Cryptids: We discuss a strange reverse centaur creature known as the Tikbalang. This walking hunk of Filipinos horse-face has a literal horse face, and the body of a VERY well sculpted man. This creature has a few different personalities, depending on the region, some of which it is portrayed mostly as a nuis…

S3 E2: Black-eyed Children This time, on Counting Cryptids: We dip our toes into a slightly more paranormal topic, the back-eyed children phenomena. As the name suggests, it is just children, that have black eyes. The thing of it is, that it is their entire eye that is black, not just the iris itself. On top of their slightly demonic appearance, th…

S3 E1: The Yeti This time, on Counting Cryptids: We begin the season horrifically off topic before kicking things off with some subjectively big feet. If somehow you've never heard of the abominable snowman, its a snowy Sasquatch. A hairy, 8 foot tall, bipedal hominid, living on the slopes of the Himalayan mountains. Many sightings seem quite modes…

S2 E24: Cryptid Games: Two Truths & a Lie This time, on Counting Cryptids: Our hosts go head to head, testing their cryptozoological knowledge in the second installment of Cryptid Games™. Jacob will close out the season by describing three cryptids, two of which are "real" cryptids, the other is entirely fabricated from the inner machinations of hi…

S2 E23: Slide-Rock Bolter This time, on Counting Cryptids: We discuss avalanches, Paul Bunyan, and the worst tourist trap of all time, the Slide-Rock Bolter. The SRB is a massive creature allegedly inhabits the mountains of Colorado, waiting on steep slopes for unsuspecting tourists to venture below. With the help of loose snow, gravity, and lubric…

S2 E22: Ebu Gogo This time, on Counting Cryptids: We stumble through horrible pronunciations, debate the greater of clocks and knockers, and ramble about some little hairy dudes. The Ebu gogo are cave dwelling bipedal humanoid creatures standing just under five feet tall, with broad faces, resembling that of a monkey. Stories of these creatures eme…

S2 E21: The Beast Of Bodmin Moor This time, on Counting Cryptids: We discuss releasing animals into the wild, how little we know about europe, and a big ass cat known as The Beast of Bodmin Moor. This "beast" is pretty much just a panther, but in a place where it has no business, Europe. Though official reports maintain that "No verifiable evidence…

S2 E19: The Djinn This time, on Counting Cryptids: We discuss the almighty djinn. One of the most powerful beings that has yet to grace our notes, the djinn are an Islamic race of spiritual beings. While their motives may very, invisibility, shape-shifting, and possession, are standard practice in djinn. While they possess many supernatural abiliti…

S2 E20: Fresno Nightcrawlers This time, on Counting Cryptids: We discuss the pride of promenading pants, the sashaying spectral slacks, the tangential traveling trousers themselves, that's right, it's the Fresno Nightcrawlers. In 2007 (or was it in 2010? 2011? Maybe the 90's?) surveillance footage captured strange entities crossing a man's yard. Th…

S2 E18: The Beast of Busco This time, on Counting Cryptids: We discuss CC merch, our own strange shared experience, and a tremendous turtle that transformed a town. In the late 1940's a large turtle was spotted in a small "lake" in Indiana. The turtle, later named Oscar, resembled an alligator snapping turtle, which had no business being there, as …

S2 E17: Cryptid Games: Two Truths & a Lie This time, on Counting Cryptids: Our hosts go head to head, testing their cryptozoological knowledge in the first ever Cryptid Games™. Connor will kick things off with a thick splash by describing three cryptids, two of which are "real" cryptids, the other is entirely fabricated from the inner machinations …

S2 E16: Insectoids This time, on Counting Cryptids: We wrap up our extraterrestrial stint with the creepy-crawlies of the cosmos, Insectoids. As the name would suggest, these beings resemble earthly insects with humanoid features, most commonly portrayed as a 7-foot tall praying mantis. From being the subject of the finest of art, to setting off th…

S2 E15: Reptilians This time, on Counting Cryptids: We continue to spit a bunch of shit about aliens. This time, the reptilians. Tall, scaly, and smelly, these entities are malicious, power hungry, and will stop at nothing to manipulate the human race into doing their bidding. Popularized by celebrity conspiracy theorist David Icke in the 90's, who…

S2 E14: Pleiadians This time, on Counting Cryptids: We continue along the extraterrestrial train, stopping in the Pleiades star cluster, to discuss the Pleiadians. These beings are said to be nearly identical to humans, with the main differences being that they are significantly more attractive, and a little bit taller. Typically being described as…

S2 E13: The Greys This time, on Counting Cryptids: We continue to loosen the definition of the word "cryptid" as we discuss the archetypal extraterrestrials affectionately known as The Greys. The Greys are a race of short-statured extraterrestrial beings with large eyes and bulbous heads who are, you guessed it, grey in color. Encounters with these…

S2 E12: Area 51 This time, on Counting Cryptids: We take a step back from cryptids and explore another mysterious topic, Area 51. Recently a Facebook event was created, detailing "We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry. If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens…

S2 E11: Giants This time, on Counting Cryptids: We discuss old shit, the Most American Cryptid, and the unearthing of massive skeletons. For as long as humans have been alive, they have been digging up old shit, and sometimes that old shit, is just dead shit. And sometime that dead shit, is a grave yard of giants. Long walk for short drink of water…

S2 E10: Ogopogo This time, on Counting Cryptids: We dive deep into Lake Okanagan to find Canada's most popular lake monster, the Ogopogo. While there have been many reports, photos and videos of the alleged beast, no one is sure what is under the large lake in British Columbia, Canada. Dating back to the Native tribes of the area, the Ogopogo, or N…

S2 E9: Dover Demon This time, on Counting Cryptids: We discuss why animals eyes glow, more alien shit, and a strange series of sightings that occurred over a 24-hour period in Dover, Massachusetts in 1977. That's right, the Dover Demon. Standing at roughly 4 feet tall, this glowing-eyed, watermelon-headed, wet sandpaper-y, monstrosity has left us w…

S2 E8: J'ba Fofi This time, on Counting Cryptids: We discuss what is, without a doubt, the creepiest cryptid ever, J'ba Fofi. Commonly refereed to as the Congolese giant spider, this absolute horror is basically just a five to six foot tarantula, with massive fangs, and a deadly bite. It is said to be very fast, spin massive webs, and known to kill…

S2 E7: Atmospheric Beasts This time, on Counting Cryptids: We discuss, UFOs, clouds, and the infamous Atmospheric Beasts. For the uninitiated, Atmospheric Beasts is a term used to describe giant, amoeba shaped, creatures that live in, you guessed it, the atmosphere. Basically flying jellyfish. It is suggested that these, mostly invisible, beasts ar…