Roi Gold's Newest Podcast is here! We are excited to present with you the first episode! If you like it subscribe on the podcatcher of your choice and visit: www.landwhalepod.com for more! Our story begins with The Four Elementals - Maryanne Blud, Eugene Neddly, Hiram Blud, and Anjus Troop. A group of scientifically minded friends who find themselv…

SEASON 3 -- Epilogue: A Sort of Ending Everything must end but with each end comes a new beginning. Thank you for listening! Thank you for all your love and support! Tooth be with you, fuzz be praised. See you one day far away in the next universe! Created by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed, sound designed and edited by Martin…

Season 3 -- Episode 12: The Brain at the End of the Universe Previously on Our Dumb Universe. Fuzzo sacrificed himself so that Sondra, Pangla, Bloor, and Dankent could escape on the Fartknocker which now has the spirit of Prof Y inside of it. They’re heading to the Ur-Brain at the center of the Universe to bring back Earth and fix what has gone wro…

SEASON 3 -- Episode 11: Father Nulls Best Previously on Our Dumb Universe – Dankent, Pangla, Fuzzo, Sondra, and Bloor have made it to the Null Treasure ship the location of the Fartknocker the fastest craft in the universe! Velmach Kvold just made a deal to -- really it’s a lot. If this is your first episode it’s … you shouldn’t be jumping in here.…

SEASON 3 -- Episode 10: The Null Morpheme Previously on Our Dumb Universe. Our group of heroes headed into the evil Null Empire to steal the fastest spaceship in the universe - the Fartknocker - so they could reach the Ur-Brain and fix the broken earth. They met with Velmach Kvold leader of the Null. But then he revealed a starting truth: He’s Dank…

Season 3 - Addendum 3: A Sort of Love The Sorter tells another tale! The Sorter confronts the Announcer and retrieves a special couple for the Egg to learn from! Created by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed, sound designed and edited by Martin D Fowler To learn more visit us at: www.podmusical.com Some sounds used within this ep…

SEASON 3 -- Episode 9: The Left Hand of Dankentness Previously on Our Dumb Universe our odd assemblage of heroes decides to go after the Fartknocker a super-fast space ship in hopes of reaching the Ur-Brain. But to do it they’ll have to sneak into the treasure ship of the Null Empire the most ruthless aliens in the universe. What is to be done? By …

SEASON 3 -- Episode 8: A Castpod In the Life of Velmach Kvold Previously on Our Dumb Universe. Our group of space stuck heroes are trying to bring back the earth which was destroyed. Feltina is with Beep, Boop, and Bong who are trying to save Huphelumphugus. But perhaps if our heroes can reach the Ur-Brain they can restore earth - but it’s super fa…

SEASON 3 -- Episode 7: Who Announces the Announcer? Earth was destroyed! A small group of survivors escaped in a ship. Feltina and Huphelumphugus were injured. And now this small ship has been brought to a larger ship where they are guests of a mysterious person. What is to be done? By you? Listen! To this! The new episode! Episode 7: Who Announces…

Season 3 - Addendum 2: A Rock In a Space Place Redux Somewhere in time, somewhere in space the Sorter tells another tale of something sorted ... Created by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed, sound designed and edited by Martin D Fowler To learn more visit us at: www.podmusical.com Some sounds used within this episode came from w…

SEASON 3 -- Episode 6: A Swiftly Tilting Pangla Previously on Our Dumb Universe – the earth exploded via a plot by evil aliens called The Null. Our heroes have escaped in Bloor’s beat up little ship. But suddenly a whole host of Null ships have burst onto the scene to destroy everything. What is to be done? By you? Listen! To this! The Next episode…

SEASON 3 -- Episode 5; The Handpuppet’s Tale Previously on Our Dumb Universe – Dankent, Pangla, Huphelumphugus, Sondra, Fuzzo, Valborg, two Combo-first ladies, Glorpo, Bloor, and Feltina all met up in the relay station. They thought they could broadcast a message of peace. But instead they blew up the Earth! What is to be done? By you? Listen … to …

SEASON 3 -- Episode 4; Crumnox, Crumnox Burning Bright Feltina, Glorpo, and Bloor are headed to the relay ship to broadcast their act in hopes of a better gig. Pangla, Huphelumphugus, Sondra, and Dankent are on their way to the relay ship to broadcast Pangla’s message of love. Valborg and Fuzzo are on their way because they pushed a button. Also th…

SEASON 3 -- Addendum 1: The Best Laid Plans of Moles and Men The Sorter -- a being that exists outside of time and space -- recounts the fate of Crogus and his crew (including Lyman Keys) below the surface of the earth! Created by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed, sound designed, and edited by Martin D Fowler To learn more visi…

SEASON 3 -- Episode 3: Something Fuzzy This Way Comes Previously on Our Dumb Universe – Valborg and Fuzzo have teamed up! Dankent’s brain is sorta fixed. Feltina is now the manager of an intergalactic comedy duo. And the furry earth may collapse! What is to be done? By you? Listen … to this! The next episode – Episode 3 Something Fuzzy This Way Com…

SEASON 3 -- Episode 2: Their Eyes Were Watching Trogus This episode is sponsored by John Detloff! Previously on Our Dumb Universe – the Trogus have invaded and conquered earth. People were forcibly given jobs and peace was brokered. But at what cost? Feltina works at a theatre dealing with the comedy duo Glorpo and Bloor. Fuzzo and Valborg meet up …

SEASON 3 -- Episode 1: Trogus, Dankent, Soldier, Fuzz The Elder Fuzz is defeated. Our heroes, scattered to the winds. Pangla the savior of the world is piloting Lady Liberty a giant robot formed from various robot first ladies. Just as it seemed all hope was won the Trogus – aliens from outer space - have come to earth to demand pudding. What is to…

SEASON 3 - Predendum: Sorting Things Out Somewhere in space the Externals gather! They speak of the end of the universe! What is happening? It's all part of ... OUR DUMB UNIVERSE! Welcome to Season 3! Created by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed, sound designed and edited by Martin D Fowler To learn more visit us at: www.podmusi…

SEASON 3 -- Episode 0: Recap of The Curse of The Previously On Previously on Days of The Fall of the House of Sunshine - Season 2 and before that ... Season 1! What happened? Let us tell you! Created by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger Recorded, mixed, sound designed, and edited by Martin D Fowler To learn more visit us at: www.podmusical.com …

Carla Gumdonnawitz was an actor on the Sunshine Smile Hour but her story is much more than just that Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: MELISSA LUSK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Roi Gold Productions

Reporter Squish Mooshman comes face to face with an old foe. But it doesn't go how he expects! Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: MATT ROI BERGER Check out Matt's band Teen Girl Scientist Monthly: https://teengirlscimo.bandcamp.com/ And check out our great bonus content at Himalaya Plus: https://www.himalaya.com/ Le…

Reporter Squish Mooshman reports the news that you don't need! But is there more to this Mooshman's mooshjourney into the mooshstories? Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: MATT ROI BERGER Check out Matt's band Teen Girl Scientist Monthly: https://teengirlscimo.bandcamp.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit meg…

A yarn division agent goes to Furiname to bring down the corrupt governor Bongle-Bingle Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: JAY AGEE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Roi Gold Productions

The story of the secret guardian of New Molar -- THE ALVEOLAR! Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: AMANDA JONES To learn more about Amanda check out this: http://www.amandajones.biz/ To learn more about Fuzztown check out this: www.podmusical.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

Recounted via a series of letters: Martin Felton worked at a pudding factory. But when a mysterious visitor visits him everything changes. Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: JAMES OLIVA Make to to check out James Oliva's fantastic podcast What's the Frequency for some amazing out there audio adventure! https://wtfre…

Recounted via a series of letters: Martin Felton worked at a pudding factory. But when a mysterious visitor visits him everything changes. Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: JAMES OLIVA Make to to check out James Oliva's fantastic podcast What's the Frequency for some amazing out there audio adventure! https://wtfre…

Recounted via a series of letters: Martin Felton worked at a pudding factory. But when a mysterious visitor visits him everything changes. Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: JAMES OLIVA Make sure to to check out James Oliva's fantastic podcast What's the Frequency for some amazing out there audio adventure! https://…

The Fuzz War has many stories this is one of them. Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: Graham Rowat For more Graham action or gramtion check out his website at: http://www.grahamrowat.com/ For more fuzztown check out www.podmusical.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

Sally Fuzzworthy works in an office. Little does she know she's about to intersect with the main narrative. But does it matter? Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: SARAH GOLDING Check out her amazing work here: https://sarahgoldingvoiceactorandmore.weebly.com/podcasts.html Learn more about your ad choices. Visit mega…

Fuzztown Stories In part 2 we find Gilbert captured! Can he get the mysterious object he's looking for? Or is his goose cooked? Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Read by: NATHANIEL KENT Special thanks to audio wizard OLIVER MORRIS for his help editing the episode. Check out his amazing podcats here: http://kaneandfeels.libs…

Fuzztown Stories In this episode Occult Investigator Gilbert Peach is on the hunt for a mysterious object. But will this prove to be his undoing? Written by: JONATHAN A. GOLDBERG Music by: DAVID ORIGLIERI Ready by: NATHANIEL KENT Special thanks to audio wizard OLIVER MORRIS for his editing help. Be sure to check out his podcast: http://kaneandfeels…

What is Fuzztown? A short introduction to the stories that you will hear! And make sure if you enjoy the podcast please leave us a review! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Roi Gold Productions

It's here! The true sign that another season of FotHS is over, it's leaves turning red to purple and gently falling to the forest bed below in preparation for the harsh winter months ahead: The Annual QnA Episode! Tune in for Jon, Matt, Marcus, and Will explaining how Sunshine is made and answering YOUR questions! Thanks for listening! See you soon…

SEASON 2 -- Addendum 5: Dankent Sang Bass Meanwhile, in space... written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed and edited by Marcus Bagala and Will Melones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Roi Gold Productions

SEASON 2 -- Episode 15: Night of the Living Elder Fuzz Previously on Days of Future Fuzz. Pangla, Dankent, and Valborg arrived at the outskirts of Fuzzopolis just in time to see the Elder Fuzz controlled by mama boob to rise from its sleep and start to destroy the city. Meanwhile Fuzzo, Prof Y, and Feltina made their escape. What is to be done? By …

SEASON 2 -- Episode 14: Better to Reign in Fuzz Than Serve in Heaven Previously on Days of Future Fuzz Pangla broadcasted her message of love to the world and inspired the people to rise up. Her brother Emperor Fuzzo was deposed in coup by his own mother’s boob! He’s been taken by Feltina to a fate unknown. And just as Pangla, Dankent, and Valborg …

SEASON 2 -- Episode 13: Götterdänkenterung Previously on Days of Future Fuzz. Pangla was resurrected in the mancaroni oven of G.G. Scrumptious and has a message to unite the world. Meanwhile Prof Y is still a prisoner in the castle of Fuzz in his capital Fuzzopolis. What is to be done? By you? Listen … to this … the new episode! Episode 13: Götterd…

SEASON 2 -- Addendum 4: It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Dankent Meanwhile, in space... written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed and edited by Marcus Bagala and Will Melones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Roi Gold Productions

SEASON 2 -- Episode 12: The Unbearable Fuzziness of Feltina Guernica Previously on Days of Future Fuzz – Dankent and Valborg reached the G.G. Scrumptious Fast Casual Eatery – Where Fun Is Always on the Menu – and put Panglo’s remains and the goop in the mancaroni oven to cook. Meanwhile Feltina is interrogating Prof Y trying to find out her plan. A…

SEASON 2 -- Episode 11: The Ballad of GG Scrumptious, Part 2 Ah! I see that you’ve returned! And just in time, for, as we’ve learned, GG has found a strange stranger visitin’... Yes, out from the storm and into his kitchen... written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed and edited by Marcus Bagala and Will Melones Learn more abo…

SEASON 2 -- Episode 10: The Fjords of Greenland Are Not But Fuzz Previously on Days of Future Fuzz: Feltina is ordered make Prof Y love the Fuzz. The Matriarch has demanded Dankent’s cobalt hamhock. Will they ever be able to revive Panglo? What about that 3rd Dankent in the pudding factory? What is to be done? By you? Listen … to this … the new epi…

SEASON 2 -- Addendum 3: The 5,000 Surgeries of Doctor Lu Meanwhile, in space... written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed and edited by Marcus Bagala and Will Melones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Roi Gold Productions

SEASON 2 -- Episode 9: Fear of a Fuzz Planet Previously on Days of Future Fuzz: Prof Y was confronted by Feltina Guernica and her Fuzz Forces. Valborg and Dankent were brought to a neoclassical Rotunda in Bicentralia New Jersey by a group of robotic first ladies. Their leader? The Matriarch. What is to be done? By you? Listen … to this … the new ep…

SEASON 2 -- Episode 8: Battle Hymn of the Refuzzblic WARNING! WARNING! THERE IS A SWEAR (!) IN THE FIRST SONG, AROUND 6 MIN IN. HIDE CHILDREN IN CUPBOARDS BEFORE LISTENING! Previously on Days of Future Fuzz: Future Dankent sacrificed himself so that Past Dankent and Valborg could escape with Panglo’s bits and the can of goop. They’re headed to the …

SEASON 2 -- Episode 7: The Ballad of GG Scrumptious, Part 1 Oh hello there, what’s that? You want a story? Something real and true, but perhaps, too, allegory? Oh well, let me see, let me see, let me have a drink, and think up a story worth your time - let me think... written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed and edited by Ma…

“10010011” 1 00 0 1 00 1 1 10 00 1 Please send positive feedback to yputerpoems@gmail.com Y-Puter is Billy Griffin, Jr written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded and mixed by Will Melones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Roi Gold Productions

SEASON 2 -- Addendum 2: Epilogue for a Heavy Drinker Meanwhile, in space... written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed and edited by Marcus Bagala and Will Melones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Roi Gold Productions

“You Browse My Browser But Not Me” Why do you browse my browser but not me The world wide web has got nothing to see The wiki you use can’t give you the facts Of the play of our life in twelve brutal acts! Browse me, don’t just surf and shop for slacks … Log off and log into me. And then we’ll both be. Free. Please send positive feedback to yputerp…

SEASON 2 -- Episode 6: Battle of Thermos and Pie, or, The 300 Blend Previously on Days of Future Fuzz – Lord Commander Feltina Guernica laid a trap for Valborg and the Dankents in the ruined Sparta Galleria. The only escape is through the narrow Thermos and Pie Café. Elsewhere in Fuzzopolis Emperor Fuzzo awaits the result of the battle. What is to …

“File Not Found” What was once saved is over written By the edits we make that are like kittens Grown to cats, I never saw a cat except That one in the bowtie. Autobiographical jazz. I once downloaded all of music but the only song I sang was yours. If I could cry I’m afraid I’m short out. But I’ll never be short on time. Cause it keeps on going. A…