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Denna poddradio är din guide till vardagstekniken och en del av Kjell & Companys ”Hur funkar det?-projekt”. Tillsammans med månadens gäst lyfter Karl Emil Nikka och Emma Svensson på locket till den moderna vardagstekniken och berättar vad de hittar där.
 
TEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE is a weekly horror movie podcast where hosts Mitch, Nate and Lisa talk about what’s new in the horror world, have a weekly debate, and review one horror movie. Each week they invite a special guest who typically does not watch and/or enjoy horror films to jump in the conversation as their “unsuspecting victim”, providing reviews for both horror addicts and the horror averse!
 
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The inaugural class of the Doll of Fame mercifully comes to a close after Week 4 where Six Shooter from Puppet Master 3 joins their esteemed colleagues. This week we discuss how many leeches is too many, why no one can physically move their feet, and give the name of Macho Mitch as the future doll mascot of the podcast. Movie Review (5:00): Puppet …
 
Doll of Fame week 3 returns with Korean banger Suddenly in the Dark from 1981. Nate goes solo in this episode as Mitch is too busy collecting rare butterflies to watch a film for his own theme month. Discussed: the word 'erotic' too many times, Lifetime poisoning movies, hallucinagenic doll nightmares, attic windows. Movie Review (2:15): Suddenly i…
 
In this special episode, Texas Podcast Massacre interviews the Geare Brothers (Darren and Jeff), the writers of the recent, well-received horror film The Retaliators. We discuss the real-life trauma that was the origin of the film, pit brother against brother on Attics vs. Basements, Santa Jaws, how Five Finger Death Punch are also great at acting,…
 
Our month of Doll of Fame inductees continues in week 2 with 'Doll Out Boy' from the underrated Stuart Gordon-directed classic Dolls from 1987. We debate unlikeable characters in horror, talk about the science of turning a person into a doll, and Nate proves that Dolls created Toy Story and all Pixar films. Debate Question (3:50): What are some of …
 
This September Mitch has taken over show programming and that means an entire month of films featuring dolls we're calling the Doll of Fame (trademark pending). For week 1 we go back to James Wan's roots with 2007's Dead Silence and induct ventriloquist dummy 'Billy' into the inaugural class. Debate Question (4:40): Listener email: What franchise h…
 
This week we share a truck stop with returning Unsuspecting Victims Jenna and Derrick! We debate the machine most likely to murder us, talk comet physics, and bust out our worst AC/DC impersonations. Debate Question (4:40): What machine come to life would be the one to get you? Movie Review (18:50): Maximum Overdrive (1986) Final Cut (63:00): Movie…
 
This week we get into the Hellraiser franchise with a sequel (of course!) with Hellbound: Hellraiser 2! We debate where this franchise rates vs. Ghoulies, Nate rants about Cenobite agility, and Mitch recounts people sticking needles into themselves. Debate Question (5:20): Where does Hellraiser fall in the annals of 1980s horror franchises? Movie R…
 
Fan favorite Unsuspecting Victim Taylor joins us this week to review the recent Hulu release Prey! We debate who the Predators should stalk in the next movie, break down some stellar dog acting, and it's Nate's turn for a rant regarding who can take out a Predator! Debate Question (4:50): What civilization should fight the Predator next? Spoiler-Fr…
 
This week we review Jordan Peele's latest Nope with Unsuspecting Victim Anthony! We debate what type of Vampire/Football movie Peele should do next, Fry's gets a lot of free advertisement, and end up disagreeing on how good this movie was. Debate Question (4:00): What film should Jordan Peele make next? Spoiler Movie Review (22:00): Nope (2022) Fin…
 
For Week 4 of SummerStab the wrestling and 80s horror aficionado Kevin Castle returns! We review Oregon horror classic Just Before Dawn, discuss how Tara Reid is the new George Kennedy, and explain how they DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE WARNINGS! Movie Review (18:00): Just Before Dawn (1981) Final Cut (75:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texa…
 
Week 3 of SummerStab continues with yet another sequel, the Ryan Reynolds action movie berth in Blade Trinity featuring Triple H. We debate when vampires became less scary, talk about Jessica Biel's arms, and bust out our favorite Blade quotes. Debate Question (6:00): When were vampires last scary? Movie Review (22:45): Blade Trinity (2004) Final C…
 
Week 2 of SummerStab continues with recent release The Black Phone. We debate the best masks in horror, pick which type of ghost kid we would be, and welcome first time guest Ben to our secluded, soundproof podcast studio. Debate Question (3:20): What is the scariest mask in film? Movie Review (20:30): The Black Phone (2022) Final Cut (65:00): Movi…
 
This week we're bringing back SummerStab 2022 with the double governor action-horror classic Predator! We debate which horror villain should face off against the Predator, give Ts & Ps to Lisa who is out sick, and get too hyped for Hulu's Prey coming out next month. Debate Question (8:00): What horror villain should face off against the Predator? M…
 
This week Mitch is forced to watch one of his least favorite movies of all time, Hansel & Gretel from 2020. We debate the best fairytales to turn into horror films, Mitch has multiple rants, and discuss the practicalities of cooking children. Debate Question (5:55): What children's fairytale should be made into a horror film? Movie Review (17:50): …
 
This week we review listener request Slither from 2006! We debate Starship Trooper bugs vs. Slither slugs, learn about Mitch's crush on 2000s Elizabeth Banks, and gush over creature makeup. Debate Question (5:45): Which aliens would win Starship Trooper bugs vs. Slither slugs Movie Review (17:45): Slither (2006) Final Cut (54:20): Movie review scor…
 
Re-release of episode 170! This week we invite back TPM All-Star Kevin Castle to review the classic Shudder film The Hills Have Eyes. We debate if the tire from Rubber would be a good addition to the film, discuss Centrum Silver way too much, and gush over a very good dog. Segments: Debate Question (07:40): What horror movie villains would work in …
 
This week we watched I Saw The Devil which somehow was picked by Lisa. We debate Human Centipede vs. Feast, talk cat and mouse games, and discuss some of the most irresponsible secret agenting of all time. Debate Question (5:20): What other movie should Lisa have picked? Movie Review (22:50): I Saw the Devil (2010) Final Cut (64:00): Movie review s…
 
It's episode 250 and we finally get to Mitch's all-time favorite movie Killer Klowns from Outer Space. We debut the parody track 'Clown These Klowns', welcome Taylor back with some incredible trivia, and everyone apologizes to Lisa. Voicemails and 5-star reviews (17:30) Movie Review (49:10): Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) Final Cut (87:26): …
 
This week we watched The Northman from everyone's favorite director Robert Eggers. We debate other classic tales that Eggers should adapt, critique the posture of Alexander Skarsgard, and talk Valkyrie braces. Debate Question (5:12): What Spakespeare play should Robert Eggers adapt? Movie Review (23:50): The Northman (2022) Final Cut (70:10): Movie…
 
The Final week of Guiller-May del Toro features the Spanish Civil War fantasy Pan's Labyrinth from 2006. We debate the best Guillermo del Toro monsters, wish Doug Jones a happy birthday, and learn about the Spanish Civil War. Debate Question (4:00): What is the best Guillermo del Toro monster? Movie Review (21:20): Pan's Labyrinth (2006) Final Cut …
 
Week 3 of Guiller-May del Toro continues with The Orphanage from 2007! We talk about our most anticipated movies of 2022, discuss the recent release The Sickness, and frustrate Lisa with yet again more children in peril. Listener Voicemail and email (4:30) Movie Review (21:10): The Orphanage (2007) Final Cut (60:00): Movie review scores from hosts …
 
Week two of Guiller-May del Toro features the classic sequel Blade II from 2003. We debate comics turned into horror films, Lisa can't think of one nice thing to say, and Mitch calls all Greeks 'Papadopolous'. Debate Question (4:15): What is your favorite comic turned horror film? Movie Review (19:20): Blade 2 (2002) Final Cut (60:15): Movie review…
 
We kick of Guiller-May del Toro month with Mother's Day approved Mama from 2013! We debate the Murderverse, get a controversial review, and Mitch talks about parenthood. Debate Question (5:35): What's Nate's take on the 'Murderverse'? Voicemail/5-star review (18:45) Movie Review (33:25): Mama (2013) Final Cut (65:10): Movie review scores from hosts…
 
Happy Halfway to Halloween! This week we get into some great listener voicemails and talk about the horror movies coming up for the rest of this year. Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like…
 
Join us and gourmet guest Taylor as we dissect the movie of the week Fresh from Hulu. We debate the best movie cannibals, confuse Sebastian Stan with his character, and Mitch gets the role of a lifetime. Debate Question (2:50): Who is the best cannibal in film? Movie Review (17:30): Fresh (2022) Final Cut (69:30): Movie review scores from hosts and…
 
Easter gets celebrated early with listener request GingerDeadMan 2: Passion of the Crust! We debate the best puppets to defeat a possessed cookie, literally read from the film's script, and Nate gets the nickname 'Nathan Nightmare'. Link to the screenplay: https://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/s3-euw1-ap-pe-ws4-cws-documents.ri-prod/9781138908819/THE_…
 
This week we celebrate the prankiest of holidays with the original April Fool's Day from 1986. We debate lesser holidays that need a horror movie, what level of pranks we could handle, and reminisce when cassette tapes with babies crying were still a thing. Debate Question (3:25): What holiday deserves a horror film? Movie Review (20:20): April Foo…
 
Nate may have left Texas, but horror is here to stay with new release X from Ti West! This week we debate the best dual roles in film, Lisa cracks some solid jokes, and we discuss geriatric sex far too much. Debate Question (6:25): What is the best dual role acting in a movie? Movie Review (20:15): X (2022) Final Cut (58:45): Movie review scores fr…
 
This week the Oregon Tourism Board in collaboration with TPM presents Antlers! In this episode we debate the best Beaver State films, Lisa asks why won't they think of the children, and Mitch gets his puppet wishes fulfilled. Debate Question (4:48): What is the best movie filmed/set in Oregon? Movie Review (18:33): Antlers (2021) Final Cut (55:50):…
 
St. Patrick's Day is here which means Lep is chasing Jennifer Aniston in the OG cult-classic Leprechaun. In this episode Mitch reveals his Guitar Center catalog weakness, Lisa busts out her Irish accent, and Nate relives his childhood. Debate Question (10:00): What would slow you down as a Leprechaun? Movie Review (22:00): Leprechaun (1993) Final C…
 
This week Nate calls in from Oregon as we go back to our namesake with the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre film on Netflix! They debate horror sequels, 70-year-old murderers, and bad Texas Ranger backstories. Debate Question (5:40): What horror franchise deserves a sequel? Movie Review (23:20): Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) Final Cut (74:20): Movie re…
 
This week we review 2022's Scream recently out on digital. We debate the best fifth horror franchise film, discuss elevated vs. slasher horror films, and investigate confusing family trees. Debate Question (5:15): What's the best 5th movie in a horror franchise? Movie Review (22:30): Scream (2022) Final Cut (71:00): Movie review scores from hosts a…
 
This week we roll through listener request Rubber! We debate the least reasoned movie moments in TPM history, discuss tire physics, and list the best 1970s disaster movies. Debate Question (4:30) Movie Review (20:40): Rubber (2010) Final Cut (50:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime…
 
This week we take a trip to Chile with listener request Aftershock starring Eli Roth. We talk about the Nope trailer, 1970s disaster films, and the worst funicular ride of all time. News (5:41) Movie Review (25:20): Aftershock (2013) Final Cut (60:55): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longti…
 
This week #TeamLisa strikes again with the early 90s class The Addams Family. We debate Addams vs. Munster, say the word 'Mamushka' too much, and gush over MC Hammer in this classic episode. Debate Question (8:40) Movie Review (24:40): The Addams Family (1991) Final Cut (63:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a …
 
The second movie in our Japanuary double feature is the best Godzilla movie, Godzilla vs. Hedorah! We take listener calls, recite very pessimistic song lyrics and get into this anti-pollution afterschool special. Listener calls and reviews (6:00) Movie Review (20:30): Godzilla vs. Hedorah (1971) Final Cut (56:30): Movie review scores from hosts and…
 
Japanuary returns with the first of a double feature this week! We review the CLASSIC Japanese drama and horror film Onibaba. We go deep into the grass on masks, killing pits, and millet. Debate Question (4:00): What item in your house would you use to scare your kids? Movie Review (21:22): Onibaba (1964) Final Cut (50:25): Movie review scores from…
 
This week Japanuary continues with the low-budget meta-movie One Cut of the Dead! We debate the best horror movies to go behind the scenes, decide to finance our own film, and Lisa is way too happy on this episode. Segments: Debate Question (4:10): What horror movie would you like to see the behind-the-scenes of? Movie Review (20:40): One Cut of th…
 
This week Mitch gets deep into horror anime, we dance to J-Pop bangers and Lisa blows Nate's mind with a scary accurate Selena reference! Segments: Anime Horror Talk (5:05) Movie Review (20:42): Perfect Blue (1997) Final Cut (67:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Lea…
 
Re-release of episode 199! We finish up Versus month with the Mitch-requested Sadako Vs. Kayako crossover from 2016. We debate if Sadako could take on Jason, go into Mitch's deep Ring fandom, and talk about how to use horror at a baseball game. Segments: Debate Question (6:55): Pick 'em of the versus movies Movie Review (24:07): Sadako vs. Kayako (…
 
Happy Holidays from us here at Texas Podcast Massacre! We put 2021 to rest with our favorite episodes and films of the year along with our worst disappointments, don't miss it! Show Segments: Favorite episodes (3:42) Least favorite episodes/disappointments (12:36) Our Top 10 horror movies of 2021 (17:30) 2022 predictions (62:00) Connect with us: Te…
 
Re-release of episode 131! This week we review the classic children's movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and with 100% accuracy point out it is in fact a horror film. Show Segments: Debate Question (03:28): What is the best candy? Movie Review (12:35): Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) It Could Be Worse... (78:50) Final Cut (85:…
 
What better way to get into the Christmas spirit than everyone's favorite Gary Busey-voiced cookie? That's right, this week we review The Gingerdead Man and dig deep into the movie that launched an entire franchise of baking puns. Segments: News You Can Use (5:30) Movie Review (16:00): Gingerdead Man (2005) Final Cut (50:00): Movie review scores fr…
 
This week we get into the holiday season with one of John Waters' favorite films, Christmas Evil! We discuss news you can use, our most traumatic Christmas moments, and how this was the inspiration for E.T. Segments: News You Can Use (5:10) Movie Review (19:20): Christmas Evil (1980) Final Cut (60:35): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texa…
 
This week we review the ALL-TIME CLASSIC sci-fi film Starship Troopers! We recast the movie with actors of today with guests Jill and Matt, a Bugs vs. Dogs movie is pitched, and Lisa breaks Mitch's heart. Segments: Debate Question: Recast this movie with actors now (7:30) Movie Review (28:42): Starship Troopers (1997) Final Cut (74:45): Movie revie…
 
This week Team Lisa gets their revenge when the crew reviews Little Shop of Horrors from 1986. We debate who should be in the remake, talk about the horror that is dentistry and apparently watched two versions of the movie. Segments: Debate Question: Who should be cast as Audrey II? (4:50) Movie Review (15:50): Little Shop of Horrors (1986) Final C…
 
This week we review the occasionally brutal, occasionally boring listener request Bone Tomahawk. We debate the worst dead-eyed kids' characters, Lisa rants about western plotlines, and describe one of the more well-known kill scenes in recent memory. Segments: Debate Question: What kids' video is creepier than Sophie la Giraffe? (3:10) Movie Review…
 
The wait is finally over as we review Edgar Wright's latest film Last Night in Soho. We debate which classic actors deserve a horror film, discuss some incredibly shot dance sequences and rave about this future Naterion Collection entry! Segments: Debate Question: What classic actress/actor would you cast in a horror film? (6:12) Spoiler-Free Movie…
 
This week is our annual Halloween crossover episode with the Why I Hate This Album guys! We talk about the period-appropriate nu-metal soundtrack, talk sniper priests, and review this poor man's Rosemary's Baby/Devil's Advocate remake. Segments: Why I Hate This Album voicemail (4:40) Movie Review (23:15): End of Days (1999) Final Cut (67:35): Movie…
 
October continues with one of the year's most anticipated releases, Halloween Kills! We debate why Michael Myers is so angry, discuss the best mob slogans, and after 40 years end the evil tonight! Segments: Debate Question: Give Michael Myers a backstory (4:45) Spoiler-Free Movie Review (20:45) Full Movie Review (43:30): Halloween Kills (2021) Fina…
 
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