What subject does Donna choose to add to the world's education curriculum? And what permanent smell does Mark bestow upon Lizzo? It's questions like these, that stop you in your tracks and think 'what the f*#k is all this about'? nextpollwins@gmail.comBy Next Poll Wins - comedy

If you want some better alternatives for the next US President - this is the episode for you. You're welcome! In other news, Donna gains two unique, everyday phrases that she intends to use forever. And, just to clarify; Danny De Vito is not a giraffe. nextpollwins@gmail.comBy Next Poll Wins - comedy

Mark's a freak. He just keeps it well-hidden. Oh yeah....he's also scared of Winnie the Pooh. As for Donna, she's in trouble again although she's blaming Liam Gallagher for her bad behaviour. Take a listen to what ends up being a record-breaking episode. nextpollwins@gmail.comBy Next Poll Wins - comedy

Mark's excited. He's getting a film made about his life. Not only that, he gets to pick a new set of parents! If that wasn't groundbreaking enough, Donna admits a liking for doing it rough, and comes up with a joint business venture with the son of God. This episode may contain blasphemy. nextpollwins@gmail.com…

Donna is definitely NOT a Barbie girl, although she does live in her own little world. What's her recommendation for the doll's new guise? Meanwhile Mark would prefer to keep his penis, and concludes small and furry is preferable to sharp teeth. We describe episode 3 as 'unmissable'. nextpollwins@gmail.com…

Donna shares her thoughts on the Human Centipede film and why size doesn't matter when it comes to clocks (*not a typo). In the meantime, Mark reveals the identity of Banksy and enters the debate on dwarf-naming. It's dumb. As always. nextpollwins@gmail.comBy Next Poll Wins - comedy

Series 2 kicks off with advice on how to deal with uncomfortable questions from 6 year olds, and selecting a new body part. Spoiler alert, Mark wants appendage from a horse. Listen on people....listen on. nextpollwins@gmail.comBy Next Poll Wins - comedy

Donna's obsession with pineapple comes to the fore, once again. There's more revelations when two options are discussed in way too much detail. Listen in, but not with your kids - or on this occasion - your husband. nextpollwins@gmail.comBy Next Poll Wins - comedy

As Mark and Donna await the poll results for series 2 of Next Poll Wins, enjoy this series of chats to enlighten you further on our opinions of life. nextpollwins@gmail.comBy Next Poll Wins - comedy

Mark and Donna have picked a few of their favourite bits from series 1...the first 12 episodes. Have a listen! nextpollwins@gmail.comBy Next Poll Wins - comedy

Donna has a moral dilemma when it comes to fire rescue and Mark has no moral compass when it comes to the chances of Madonna's face exploding. The series finale is not one to be missed. nextpollwins@gmail.comBy Next Poll Wins - comedy

From reincarnation to sex toys - is nothing off-limits for this podcast? Probably not. Mark admits to living a bootylicious lifestyle and Donna hasn't had this much fun since lockdown! Listen to episode 11. It's nuts. nextpollwins@gmail.com

This week has Mark in a quandary. Does he watch porn or save a life? Life is easier for Donna-the-sex-machine as she sips on her bottle of Prime whilst scrolling through Tik Tok. Bang bang, it's episode 10. nextpollwins@gmail.comBy Next Poll Wins - comedy

Imagine all social media being switched off! Imagine your toilet roll not being thick enough. Imagine being bouncy. Imagine no more....it's episode 9. nextpollwins@gmail.comBy Next Poll Wins - comedy

If you ruled the world for a week, would you do the same as Donna? Alternatively you could watch the fight of the century with Mark. Seconds out, it's episode 8. nextpollwins@gmail.comBy Next Poll Wins - comedy

You want to be chased by a naked Prince Andrew? No, we thought not. On a brighter note here's an alcohol-filled fridge for your office. Enjoy! It's episode 7. nextpollwins@gmail.comBy Next Poll Wins - comedy

Imagining a porno version of Hollywood's finest movies comes easily to Mark and Donna. In more high-brow discussions, the taste of semen and the thought of shitting yourself in public make the cut for episode 6. Or should that be, episode sick? nextpollwins@gmail.comBy Mark Weaver & Donna Yeats

Mark and Donna discuss the reasons why Miley Cyrus is in your bedroom cupboard and why the world needs Ant and Dec. Things get philosophical at one point but as usual end up in the land of the fairies. Oh yeah, and King Charles comes knockin'. nextpollwins@gmail.comBy Mark Weaver & Donna Yeats

Donna subjects herself to a self-imposed stay at a commune. We still don't know why. In the meantime, Mark participates in a celebrity game of darts and discusses prison sentences. nextpollwins@gmail.comBy Mark Weaver & Donna Yeats

Where else can you listen to a discussion about Harry Styles and sexually transmitted diseases (separately of course) whilst dining out on a badger's anus? Nothing makes sense any more. nextpollwins@gmail.comBy Mark Weaver & Donna Yeats

As Donna savours her final meal, she sadly chokes on her cocktail. Mark takes a trip to the movies and can't quite believe where he ends up. It's just another pointless discussion on the world's key issues. nextpollwins@gmail.comBy Mark Weaver & Donna Yeats

Mark and Donna desperately try to explain the idea in less than 60 seconds. nextpollwins@gmail.com

From trips to the moon to Harry's book, 'Spare' - from a question of immortality to dreaming of a sticky Jennifer Aniston. Mark and Donna discuss all these topics, plus the revelation that every funny podcast needs a theme tune. nextpollwins@gmail.com