Best Eric Lampaert Podcasts (2024)

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Episode 51: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 51: Phone Scam Weirdness, Sponsors and Dennis Hopper Meditation 5:12

11M ago5:12

5:12

Welcome to the mish mash show where we have cobbled together odd bits of recording in the following order: The strange scam email received where the scammer seemed to be having a slow nervous breakdown with the evil office grind. Our First ever sponsor and brand new advert to showcase it! Diary of a Bell-End. Confessional that speaks for it self. Y…

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Episode 50: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 50: Stand Up Comics, Piers Morgan and annoying vegans. 30:56

1y ago30:56

30:56

After a brief hiatus… ok we were lazy and stretched the Christmas break to 4 months but we are back with divisive chats on what it’s like to be a stand up comic starting out and respect those that go up night after night. This chat was spurred on by the fact that Diane Morgan spent 10 years doing standup and hated it apparently. We can’t go through…

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Episode 49: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 49: Special guest Eric Lampaert on Standup, LA and our JD Sitcom Idea. 1:02:50

1+ y ago1:02:50

1:02:50

Wokie/Egg White's first ever guest Eric Lampaert joins us on our podcast where we learn about his journey, life in LA, Standup comedy and offers his thoughts on our JD sitcom. Fairly wide ranging bantz. As the seriously nice guy, Eric, was gracious with his time the least we can do is throw up his social deets: Eric Notes: Website which is the main…

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Episode 48: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 48: Vue Cinemas, Truth Social’s Mentalism and West London Massive 31:02

1+ y ago31:02

31:02

More comedic chat about Vue Cinema, Wokie being accidentally blocked by Lenny Henry and Frankie Boyle (who he loves) and the utter mentalism that is Truth Social. Quirky viewpoints from Not-Woke-Woke-Asian-Guy and Whiter-Than-Egg-White Show Notes Lenny Henry has done a lot for Diversity and has taken a lot of flack for it on Social Media but he bel…

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Episode 47: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 47: Joe Lycett’s possible arrest and John Cleese being Anti Woke 23:56

1+ y ago23:56

23:56

Our latest Wokie/EggWhite podcast delves into voice overs, John Cleese being anti woke, Pedigree Chum and the police being called to Joe Lycett’s comedy act because “they were offended”. Meanwhile in other news Roy Chubby Brown got to exercise his freedom of speech by using racist language for comedic purposes. Oh and please sponsor us Pedigree Chu…

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Episode 46: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 46: Edinburgh Fringe 2022 and Being Offended. 0:39

2y ago0:39

0:39

Wokie and Egg White talk about the Jerry Sadowitz incident in Edinburgh Fringe 2022 that was the talk of the town. Does this mean comedy is going backwards and does the word ‘Fringe’ need to be removed from the Edinburgh Fringe as it looks to be going towards safe comedy and moving far away from its roots. We chat it out so lend us your ears. Shown…

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Episode 45: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 45: Rishi Sunak Asian Roots triggered and Durex Ads. 32:13

2y ago32:13

32:13

Back from a short break we dive straight into the insane TokTok backlash Wokie got when posting a seemingly innocent video of Rishi Sunak being….. Rishi Sunak. People do get triggered over the weirdest things and also this condom advert on TFL is getting saucier by the day as discussed here in our latest podcast. Shownotes We are no different to ot…

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Episode 44: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 44: James Corden and Comical Irony 20:15

2y ago20:15

20:15

We dispense with the scripted formula and riff on a wide range of subjects such as James Corden (again!), John Oliver and the politically incorrect landscape that encompassed Leigh Francis crying after making a career on political incorrectness and Michael Richard’s meltdown… Basically the fun stuff. Show Notes: We seem to be a minor hit in Bulgari…

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Episode 43: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 43: The Gary Lineker Not So Complicated Childhood. 6:46

2y ago6:46

6:46

A short Wokie Pod about Gary Lineker when he claimed he suffered racist abuse because of his dark-ish skin. Obviously like a reverse Talk TV and Fox News I was TRIGGERED… and then did my own honest response. Please note this is a parody and we are big fans of Gary Lineker Show Notes Here is a link to an article on probably the worst toilet paper fr…

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Episode 42: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 42: Johnny Depp’s Verdict, Facebook’s Metaverse, Joe Pasquale and Channel 4’s Sell Off 38:44

2y ago38:44

38:44

In this bumper podcast episode (i.e. slightly more waffle than normal) we talk about the post Queen’s Jubilee Blues, Facebook’s monster that is the Metaverse, Joe Pasquale’s Stage Show Some Mothers do ‘ave ‘em and The Channel 4 Sell Off. Also we delve into the Johnny Depp verdict and the ramifications of… kidding it’s all fluff and bantz. We all kn…

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Episode 41: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 41: The Same old Same Nothing Changes American Gun Laws 6:07

2y ago6:07

6:07

Far from trivialising the shocking tragedies in recent American history Wokie is putting his absurd point of view to an incredibly absurd situation. We fully expect more apathy towards gun laws and push back from the lobbyists… have fun… Show Notes These funny and subversive people infiltrated the NRA https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/may/31…

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Episode 40: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 40: Working from Home, Piers Morgan and Stand up Comedy Controversy 38:43

2y ago38:43

38:43

We have reached the podcast midlife crisis! 40 episodes! In this latest gabfest Wokie and Egg White chat about WFH where Egg White loves it and Woke thinks like that twerp Jacob Rees Mogg and people should come back into the office… watch the sparks fly on the arguments. We also discuss the current state of live comedy where Nish Kumar and Romesh R…

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Episode 39: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 39: That Will Smith thing, Panic Attacks and Live Podcasts. 34:15

2y ago34:15

34:15

In this latest podcast after our hiatus, Wokie and Egg White discuss the Will Smith dry slap he got (Frank Butcher style), Jacob Rees Mogg, Ricky Gervais not getting a slap and getting panic attacks in Ikea. And to also be Meta we discuss the unique phenomenon that is Live Podcasts. Watching people chat sh!t on stage and paying for the privilege. T…

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Episode 38: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 38: Jim Davidson Sitcom, VHS Porn and the Michael Bay Bias Machine 35:27

2+ y ago35:27

35:27

In a rather fruity podcast we lower common decency standards to talk about VHS porn and its illogical successor Interactive DVD Porn. There is an update on the Jim Davidson sitcom and our ambition to make it the British Friends. How can any podcast end without mentioning the extremely right wing Skinny John Milius and his extremely biased moviemaki…

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Episode 37: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 37: Diversity Awards, Veggie Pret, Woke Cuisine and Drill Karaoke 18:07

2+ y ago18:07

18:07

In this podcast we delve into the insanity of the Diversity/ Non Diversity awards season where Ant and Dec and Wossie win year in and year out, Veggie Pret and other insane culinary choices causing food apartheid. We also can’t pass on the opportunity of mentioning Drill Karaoke… quite why people would do this for fun but then again stranger things…

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Episode 36: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 36: Jim (Davidson) or Jimmy (Carr) Quiz Special. 42:13

2+ y ago42:13

42:13

Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 36: Jim (Davidson) or Jim(Davidson) Quiz Special. In this episode we break down the recent Jimmy Carr Netflix Special: His Dark Materials and the difference in his edgy delivery compared to Jim Davidson’s old school ways on the same controversial style. We try to prove this point with a superb quiz: Jim or Jimmy wher…

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Episode 35: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 35: Jerry Seinfeld and the Jim Davidson Sitcom 17:10

2+ y ago17:10

17:10

In this wide ranging rant, Woke Asian Guy starts off with what the 90’s American sitcoms were like regarding diversity and uses Seinfeld as an example. We see how hard it was when the actors don’t look like the cast of Friends and how their stories were written. We then segue into the mistaken scientific fact that Squirrels are practically human… h…

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Episode 34: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 34: The Jim Davidson Special 38:59

2+ y ago38:59

38:59

Welcome to the rebrand. We at Fuzzy Dice really don’t care about helping others as we can barely help ourselves so we are now WAG+EW. In this proper episode we delve into the Jim Davidson deconstruction with a side order of Morrissey, Charlie Williams and a whole host of nonsense. Get stuck in as it’s crap weather and you will be staying in. Also w…

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Episode 33: Just the Tip Ep 33: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White, Bond, Malik and Walliams 17:49

2+ y ago17:49

17:49

In this episode of Just the Tip we go through a fair amount of subjects in a random scattershot fashion. First we start with Egg White’s varied and borderline politically incorrect alt:James Bond scenarios. Then next on the agenda, how can I NOT talk about GB News without punching myself in the cock but one particular episode I watched on Youtube a…

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Episode 32: Just the Tip Ep 32: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Sitcom Breakdown 37:44

2+ y ago37:44

37:44

In this episode we discuss many frivolous things but mainly the Amanda Holden and Leigh Francis sitcom The Holden Girls and the impact it has on modern culture. Then we talk about other digressions until Wokie’s phone literally overheats. True Story. Want to know more about Amanda Holden and Leigh Francis new series called The Holden Girls: Mandy a…

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Episode 31: Just the Tip Ep 31: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Afghan Special! 23:29

3y ago23:29

23:29

This week Mr Angry Guy (Wokie) read about some white kid who did some dodgy racist stuff and got caught. The doddering old Judge, rather than hit some good ol’ jail time, has made the little pleb read the classics like Dickens and Shakespeare… such an old fashioned way to head-correct a racist mentalist. Anyway the usual angry rant on this madness.…

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Episode 30: Just the Tip Ep 30: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White on Diverse Television 36:02

3y ago36:02

36:02

On this show, Wokie tries to understand why certain people stay in their lane when watching sitcoms and won’t view anything that is out of their comfort zone. For example some upper middle class friends are scared of HBO’s The Black Lady Sketch and Wokie himself is scared of films like Brakes which is a quirky MOR white people’s comedy (link below)…

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Episode 29: Just the Tip Ep 29: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White on right wing papers 16:21

3y ago16:21

16:21

More inane banter about things that are annoying Woke Asian Guy which include divisive rhetoric from the papers and ultra melon Tim Martin of Wetherspoons. We could go into a room and scream through a pillow for five hours but this is much more calming… If you stick around to the end we also have a pitch for Chechen Superman which would make an awe…

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Episode 28: Just the Tip Ep 28: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White on Lawrence Fox and a Radio 4 Play 9:20

3y ago9:20

9:20

What’s in a tweet? Not much but when you are anti-woke campaigner Laurence Fox trying to be witty then that says it all really. Here we have a brief deconstruction of the offending tweet and why sometime scrolling through life is not the best way to go chum. Also we have an exclusive play about a childhood bond that comes to an end. Sort of like a …

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Episode 27: Just the Tip Ep 27: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White on the Radio 4 Plays 44:03

3y ago44:03

44:03

In this weeks episode we examine some of the current Radio 4 plays that are published and try to examine the individual stories to see if they pass the current woke authent-o-moter. Have the current commissions moved with the times? Do they want to and if so do they want to broaden their audience demographic? Traditionally they are a springboard fo…

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Episode 26: Just the Tip Ep 26: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White on the The Mayoral Election 33:25

3y ago33:25

33:25

Just the Tip is back in a brand new format because the last two formats were less than stellar. Instead of giving Life Wins to those with Life Woes we now take semi-topical subjects and break them down from this so called woke perspective. Who says it's not going to be fun? Shownotes: As we discuss the Alexei Sayle podcast you can give it a listen …

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Episode 25: Just the Tip Ep 25: The Recently Discovered Oscar Wilde Letters 5:50

3y ago5:50

5:50

In a world exclusive and a slight break from helping people, The Fuzzy Dice duo have unearthed previously unseen letters from Mr Wilde to his parents while he signed up to two tours of Vietnam during the hight of the offensive, 1968. Totally crazy and improbable right? Well. For anyone who watched Sapphire and Steel or Twin Peaks can attest to… sh*…

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Episode 24: Just the Tip Ep 24: The Ron Pape Takeover 5:37

3+ y ago5:37

5:37

Kit and Sands have had another falling out so Ron Pape: Social Media Influencer is doing a takeover to mercilessly plug his extremely eccentric Get Rich Quick schemes. This may sound like an aggressively marketed advertorial but it’s not. It is a podcast where we learn about Ron’s brutal upbringing and just getting to know him as a humble decent hu…

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Episode 23: Just the Tip Ep 23: The Help Letters 41:41

3+ y ago41:41

41:41

While Kit is still incapacitated after a freak jogging accident (remember, jog safely) we actually have some letters that came in. Some anonymous people actually want us to turn their life woes into life wins. Listen in and see the advice we have passed out Shownotes: After the sh*t show that was the Trump administration we along with everyone on t…

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Episode 22: Just the Tip Ep 22: Quest for Zen 44:08

3+ y ago44:08

44:08

In this weeks episode we try to add value to your ears with another rip roaring attempt to being a claustrophobic exercise machine! Live! Learn! Like! Subscribe! Below are links to some of the subjects we have talked about If you, dear listener, want to know what middle aged things there are to do then look no further than here. The URL says it all…

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Episode 21: Just the Tip Ep 21: The Nintendo Switch Workout 39:01

3+ y ago39:01

39:01

For this podcast episode, Kit decides to stay indoors and create less of a risk to himself by playing along with an exercise game on the Nintendo Switch. You can’t cause that much damage unless you are a repressed deranged lunatic. I know what you are thinking. Why are you doing a visual game in a audio world? Well dear listeners it is because bant…

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Just the Tip Ep 20: The Rebrand to Mind and Body Health 36:08

3+ y ago36:08

36:08

We made it to Episode 20 in the same way an 80 year old wakes up in the morning glad for another day of gardening. This is the rebrand. Who thought we’d run out of steam talking a lot of cobblers but we did! We are now Just the Tip Mind and Body Health and this Episode 20/New Episode 1Point2Point-0 is where Kit will show us his mindset when it come…

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Just the Tip Ep 19: Revenge of the Trolling/ WhatsApp/ Sauce 30:28

3+ y ago30:28

30:28

The First of three sections in our latest podcast before we have brand refresh. 1- Revenge of the Trolling Part Deux This is where Kit again goes mental and starts making ‘’anonymous” calls pretending to be various celebrities but this time we HAVE PRIZES TO GIVE AWAY! Not good prizes but some old tat dug out from the back cupboard that nobody boug…

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Just the Tip Ep 18: The Awkwardness 1:14:24

4y ago1:14:24

1:14:24

After Sands last week went rogue with all the random phone messages this episode deals with the awkward fallout of that. Who knows where the pod chat will go? Also Kit has his nose bent out of shape as Sands is making his own side projects. The Osmo Mobile 3 is a great gimbal to run and film stuff and generally be a pretentious twat. If you can aff…

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Just the Tip Ep 17: The Sands Takeover 15:06

4y ago15:06

15:06

Yes, sands has done a Radio 1Xtra style takeover in Kit’s (enforced) absense and getting worried over the amount of ‘’celebrity calls” coming in. It’s a slow emotional breakdown… of the calls, not Sands Show notes Commissioners are easy o find. Google their name and you will find them. Here’s a head started https://www.bbc.co.uk/commissioning/tv/ar…

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Just the Tip Ep 16: The How Not to Episode (Honest!) 24:33

4y ago24:33

24:33

In this episode of Just the Tip Kit and Sands c̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶f̶a̶i̶l̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶a̶ ̶d̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶p̶o̶d̶c̶a̶s̶t̶ show you how not to do a podcast by 'pretending' to be 'unprepared' and 'sh*t'. This is excellent advice and a good example of being a podcast king! enjoy! Shownotes: As you can probably tell, faithful or even…

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Just the Tip Ep 15: Television Censorship... again! 1:20:29

4y ago1:20:29

1:20:29

This episode dealt with the current controversy of blackface and politically incorrect shows so there is a lot of show notes links to be created. Especially for Millennials and Americans who don’t know the dodgy television history that Britain created. Little Britain has taken a lot of stick recently for the blacking up scenes. Do you agree it shou…

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Just the Tip Ep 14: Halfway to Cambridge 1:09:48

4y ago1:09:48

1:09:48

Why Cambridge? Well, dear avid listener (of other podcasts) you will have to play this show to find out. It's our version of Jack Nicholson being told 'Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown' In this episode we break from normal proceedings and yammer on about standup comedy in general and our own personal failures in performing live. This one is worth lis…

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Just the Tip Ep 12: Surviving Remote Comedies 52:26

4y ago52:26

52:26

In this episode, Kit (the ADH-DJ) and Sands break down comedy in Lockdown mode where some are successful and others are less than successful in delivering content. One thing you will be aware is that EVERYONE IS UNPREPARED to host shows without an audience to feed off but they are doing their best. Show Notes If you want to hear the uninterrupted O…

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Just the Tip Ep 11: The Ripped us off Show 1:26:01

4y ago1:26:01

1:26:01

Welcome to another episode of Just The Tip. Face it, your ears will bleed after this mini epic podcast and wide ranging chit chat on things. Also we are within our remit of turning life woes into life wins and LOOK WHAT WE HAVE! Special guest star Colin Clarke: The People’s Poet and Darius from Stoke. In fairness as long as this podcast is it’s a d…

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Just the Tip Ep 10: The Retro Sitcom Dilemma 36:31

4y ago36:31

36:31

What can we say? We made it to 10! Double digits .... as any good gynaecologist will recommend! In this episode we have two special letters from two special people who are in need of our help. Colin Clarke: A Socially awkward but talented social poet and Darius from Stoke who can only speak in rhymes. Both of them embody all of us in their insular …

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Just the Tip Ep 9: The Change of Direction 41:14

4+ y ago41:14

41:14

After a brief respite from each other Kit and Sands are back on the air doing another sterling job turning life work into life wins. Sands decides to try another angle to hit the US market by using an (allegedly) American accent to help sell the concept to the networks. Kit counters with the Hugh Grant smooth voice to help bring together the transa…

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Just the Tip Ep 8 The Reflection in LA 7:41

4+ y ago7:41

7:41

Kit is in L.A. finding himself and while on a beach in Santa Monica speaks to his future self to find his true purpose in life. A small break from Sands is what the doctor ordered. Now you're thinking he is reenacting a scene from Inception https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inception but Kit has truly done a Rod Serling and jumped time and space to int…

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Episode 17 - Jim Campbell 58:16

4+ y ago58:16

58:16

Look who washed up on the beach... last summer It’s non-other than stand up comedian, writer, podcast overlord and thoroughly lovely chap Jim Campbell! This episode was recorded in the summer of 2019 when Jim was gearing up for his Edinburgh show Beef which received great reviews. Jim is arguably best known for hosting the disgustingly popular (and…

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Just the Tip Episode 7 14:51

4+ y ago14:51

14:51

Just the Tip Episode 7: The Celebrity Lush Episode After the (non) success of getting either relatively dead or incredibly niche guests on the show we decided to try again. As a replacement to Kit being away for this episode the JTT crew drafted the only man who can relate to the drunk, disorderly and the warrior poets in all of us who have strayed…

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Just the Tip Episode 6 43:29

4+ y ago43:29

43:29

Just the Tip Episode 6: Live and Let Live Not Live As Carlsberg would never say… Probably the most inept podcast ever made. Kit and Sands turn their own life Wins into Life Woes while entertaining some pretty eccentric guests. Who else can get an eclectic list like James Mason, Frankie Howerd (and yes millennials! It is spelled that way), Bob Geldo…

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Episode 16 - Rich Wilson 1:16:55

4+ y ago1:16:55

1:16:55

After a bit of a wobble we’re back with another episode! Thanks to all the DIC’s for hanging in there. Producer Adam has finally resurfaced with the vault of recordings after moving to a neighbouring island. The castaway in this episode is award winning stand up comedian, compère extraordinaire and fellow podcaster Rich Wilson. Rich is beloved not …

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Just the Tip Episode 5 26:02

4+ y ago26:02

26:02

Good things come to those who talk cobblers for a living. It seems like Just the Tip has gone HashTag Nextlevel Join Kit and Sands as they try to unpack their issues turning their own life wins into life woes. Related Links and SHOW NOTES as reference in the podcast www.fuzzydice.co.uk a sporadically updated website where you can see the sketch com…

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Just the Tip Episode 4 27:52

4+ y ago27:52

27:52

The incorrigible and insufferable agony uncles are back with another pointless show turning celebrity life woes into life wins. That's right! the famous need our advice and tips

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