The listener has won a contest, and the prize is 3 minor wishes. When the speaker arrives to announce that she's won and to grant her wishes, they find her in what most would consider to be an embarrassing position. She, however, enjoys the fantasy of being watched by a stranger, and so knows exactly what to wish for. The speaker is all too happy t…

The speaker has been enduring her roommate - the listener - using her underwear for his own pleasure for several weeks now. This morning, she finds herself without any clean pairs left. The script opens with her storming into his room, unleashing her frustration on him. In response, he, being quite the cheeky character, suggests a deal: he will sto…

Milling around campus, minding your business, you suddenly find yourself in a whimsical encounter with a lovestruck raven girl. As you go about your day, the raven suddenly appears, recognizing you as the person she has been searching for over the years, convinced that you are soulmates. This belief originates from a childhood memory where you had …

In this week's selection of science questions, Dr Chris explains the impact of sweetners on the body, what happens when we suffer a stroke, and where the other half of the moon disappears to... Like this podcast? Please help us by supporting the Naked ScientistsBy Dr Chris Smith

Welcome to the RatCast Snitches! This week, tune in to “My Long Life - It’s a Hard One” and hear the JERKS talk about Butt cheeks, Chest cheeks, and nobody of note… “Click on it! Click on it! Get another psalm!"" “What!? Just put a marble in the game!” #PottersGrave #DickNose #DigitalMud #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast…

As your celestial goddess on this dark night, I beckon you, my devoted warlock, into a sacred pact of darkness and desire. Your steadfast loyalty awakens within me an insatiable yearning. As you devote yourself to our dark cause, I find myself craving more—more of you, more of the sweet torment that teases at my senses. It's a taste of longing, a d…

Why are viruses so contagious? Are there any treatments for macular degeneration? How are we treating depression with psychedelics? Why do people lose their sense of smell? Is cloud seeding a real thing? Dr Chris Smith and Relebogile Mabotja have all the answers... Like this podcast? Please help us by supporting the Naked Scientists…

Explore an invitation into the Honk-Shoo community, an enchanting enclave where sleep isn't just a necessity—it's an art. You've been personally invited to join this tranquil haven, a mosaic of dreamers from all walks of life, united by the pursuit of the perfect slumber. Picture a cozy gathering where everyone is a connoisseur of calm, from the so…

This week the JERKS are Clipsain in the BrainBrain, as they talk haunted wind, smart jeans, and the one and only Oily Dufresne! “Those are dead man’s jeans!” “His voice was haunted by all those Camel Wides.” #EdGeinPoint #MidnightAngel #YoungEdison #DickNose #BiggieMcBiggs #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast…

You break into a shop in the slums, hoping to make a quick buck. But luck runs through your sticky fingers after meeting a wild witch who takes the law into her own hands. If you want in the shop so bad, you're going to stay and earn your keep - in whatever ways she wants. Welcome to a crash course in magic, power, and paying your dues. Edited by T…

Is our perfect total eclipse just a total coincidence? Where do our dreams come from? Can you launch a missile without it being picked up by satellites? Which animals have the best memory? Do humans have any instincts? Can gravity be 1g on a planet with a greater mass than Earth? Where could we go when Earth becomes uninhabitable? What was there be…

At the seaside, your seal girlfriend playfully chides you for your charmingly awkward rock skipping skills but then you learn she'd brought you there for a purpose. A little nervously, she introduces you to a heartwarming penguin ritual, where pebbles are exchanged as tokens of affection. Will you search for your pebble together? #SFW #F4A #Romance…

You know, I'm feeling out of sorts today and I really just need to feel my big burly man against me - and if it leads to a little more than that, all the better, baby. Come here, let your loving wife enjoy touching, kissing, caressing, and loving this body of yours until we both soar over that edge together. ? Edited by StudVA Full audio up on Patr…

This week - Naked Gun presents Police Academy presents Young Leslie presents the Jerk Practice Podcast! Put on your gimmick shoes, cuz this week the JERKS are talkin’ sex pests, Carter’s bones, and pocket self-defense… “I’m a rough, you’re a tough - Let’s Go!” “It’s very Cobb-like.” #TrumpTea #StampPrices #MagnetShoes #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePod…

[College Boy] [Older Woman] ["Looking After You"] [Corruption] [Bisexual Speaker] [Big Tits] [Big Ass] [Dancing] [Grinding] [Teasing Until You Snap] [Switch] [CNC] [Choking] [Throatfuck] [Bent Over] [Spanking] [Rough] [Creampie][Script by: Angel_Main]

Why did the eclipse move west to east across the Earth? Why are we so interested in nuclear fusion? Could we ever breathe underwater? What is the opposite force to gravity? Would alcohol sterilise a drowning fly? What the difference between cancer and cancerous growths? Are lactose introlerant mothers allergic to their own milk? Like this podcast? …

In a distant galaxy, the listener, fresh from astral projection, seeks healing at an intergalactic clinic run by Zylthara, a Mind Flayer adept in psychic restoration. Surrounded by a psychic shield, the listener's emotional traumas are gently unearthed and treated through Zylthara's specialized techniques. Utilizing her psychic tentacles to dissolv…

[College Boy] [Older Woman] ["Looking After You"] [Corruption] [Bisexual Speaker] [Big Tits] [Big Ass] [Dancing] [Grinding] [Teasing Until You Snap] [Switch] [CNC] [Choking] [Throatfuck] [Bent Over] [Spanking] [Rough] [Creampie][Script by: Angel_Main]

Do animals ever get lost? Do ants count their steps? Could we recreate the greenhouse effect on Mars? Why can you hear some aircraft, but not others? Could we mine the Moon? Is it ever too late to stop somking? Do people with autism have a different brain structure? Dr Chris Smith and Clarence Ford have all the answers... Like this podcast? Please …

Join Alicia in a light-hearted adventure through Purgatory. Freshly 'deceased,' she wanders the afterlife looking for a hint of the familiar—like a coffee shop in the underworld - well, until she bumps into you and learns she's been pranked and there's no such thing as coffee in hell. You offer to take her to something that DOES exist in hell, your…

Oh, sweetie, I've got a deliciously twisted favor to ask at 2am. You'll succumb to my demands, savoring every drop of control I take. Your body, your pleasure, even your finances are mine to command. Resistance is futile; you'll learn to crave the domination I provide. Welcome to your new reality. Script by A.C. Full audio up on Patreon, Fansly, an…

Call the Carpathia! Cuz it’s goin’ down this pod! It’s Hanks/Hogan 2024 this week, as the JERKS talk man-flavored energy drinks, boy skirts, long slacks, proprietary prompts, and turnin’ foes into crows… “Let’s talk about the Saint of God’s Son - Jesus.” “Please gimme theme planets.” #DoompityGross #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast…

Dr Chris answers more listener submitted questions including, Why is South Africa on the bottom of the world map? Why are countries interested in landing on the moon again? How do undersea cables work? What is the Square Kilometre Array? Why are my car keys better at unlocking my car than my TV remote is at controlling my TV? Like this podcast? Ple…

In this story, for whatever reason that we don't get to know, Mommy is selling her good boy's body to another man. She is present and vigilant the whole time to make sure nothing really bad happens to her good boy. The boy knows what is about to happen, he doesn't really want to do it but he trusts his Mommy and knows that as long as she is there, …

Make those beds Congress! Cuz this podcast is in session! Fresh off an unexpected break, the JERKS are “buzzin’” ‘bout sacks o’ Snickers, John Thune the Bafoon, and sexy joint pin-ups. “She cooks fish in her dishwasher!” “Fuck you Tommy Lee!” #Senacore #Congrecore #Fishwasher #HeardHesGotABigOne #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast…

Chris Smith answers science questions from the public. Does the rate of nail growth differ between men and women? What are the advantages of a nose swab over a mouth swab? What could improve the connectivity of my remote? Accounting for the rotation of Earth, does a plane flying from London to Cape Town fly in a straight line? How does a colour pri…

On this stormy night, I see you struggling, trying to deny what you truly are. Here, let me help. I'm offering my blood willingly because I care about you deeply. You don't have to face this alone; I'm here to protect and support you. We'll get through your fears and find strength shared between the two of us, sharing moments of tenderness, genuine…

Do statins affect your Vitamin D production? Why do we have leap years? Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Could we live on the moon of Titan? Did COVID come from a lab? What aspects of science can we still now answer? Could popping a pimple on your face kill you? How does wireless charging work? Dr Chris Smith and Clarence Ford have all the…

A quirky back, butt and thigh massage. Script by Cyborg Fairy Edited by The Dark Side

Pour Hogan a Clontarf cuz this one’s rarin’ for a hangover! Join Dr. H Zero and Case “Bugs in the Face” V. as they discuss barmedians, tall creams, and that guy with the sawed-off in Boyz n the Hood… “Tampa just sounds wet.” “That’s a bug-egg machine ya idiot!” #RoachLoin #RoastRoachRump #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast #NatureBoy…

Chris Smith answers another sample of enquiries from across the scientific spectrum: What might have caused my beetle infestation? Why do so many cultures describe an afterlife? What's the medical explanation for 'cracking the seal?' How do lions identify cubs that aren't theirs? If the Earth stopped rotating, would we feel it? Will hydrogen combus…

As Agent Scarlette, I've infiltrated your space with a blend of mystery and allure, under the guise of a government investigation. But this encounter is more than it seems, tangled in secrets and latent powers. You have something I want and you have no idea the lengths I'll go to in order to get it. Cum find out ? Script by A.C. Edited by The Dark …

Get yer skin checked and hold those bladders Jerks, cuz this one’s a Urinal Party! The JERKS are DADS this week as they discuss late 90s prices, horny boogers, and hobo lobster traps… “I get half the chin in the divorce.” “You can’t have breasts unless you identify as a breast!” #ShovelJaw #AlmondNips #UrinalParty #NumberCutting #JerkPractice #Jerk…

What causes the noise in a lightning strike? How do astronauts' bodies change after a long time in space? Can you die of fright? Are we living in the past? Why don't insects get hurt when they fall? Dr Chris Smith and Relebogile Mabotja have all the answers... Like this podcast? Please help us by supporting the Naked Scientists…

Put down those candy cokes and slop up some grit Jerks, cuz this one’s a post-Valentine’s Day dearth… This week The JERKS are talkin’ Arabian Death Masks, Harrison Ford’s son Barrison, and wings of rats. “Don’t kill me now tooth.” “Like a kiss from Peter Pan.” #DanielAykroyd #CandyCokes #JPSB #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast…

Why do birds stand on one leg? Which animals can we eat, and which can we not? Does your life flash before your eyes when you die? Does a plug's wiring orientation matter? Why does hearing water make you need the toilet? Does anything travel alongside the ISS? Dr Chris Smith and Relebogile Mabotja have all the answers... Like this podcast? Please h…

You’ve been released after ten days of chastity cage. And Mommy has bought you a new nice butt plug for the occasion. She wants you to wear it as you two go shopping. Perhaps she has some ideas on how to use it to torture her baby boy while out and about. Script by HorcruxesLadyHunter Edited by StudVA Full audio up on Patreon, Fansly, and Gumroad f…

Dr Chris Smith answers listener questions including, how can we communicate science better? How much distance do we travel through space each second? Why might I feel stomach pain when I'm hungry and I take a cold drink? What causes people to feel sleepy when they're near a pregnant woman? Why do we enter planes on the left rather than the right? L…

Open up your Live Moon Feed jerks, cuz this one’s all GIGGLIN’ & BIGGLIN’! This week the JERKS get together over a nice bowl of icy Cokes and talk sweet grease, Land Titanic, and Single Bings… “I’m a weather doc.” “It’s AI! Get it!” “His face looks like ruddy beef!” #HornyHawking #CornerstoreSteak #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast…

Tonight, you tried to flee, but in a giantess's world, escape is futile. I'll guide you through a maze of desire and control, teaching you the thrill of surrender. In my arms, find your truest release. Edited by The Dark Side Full audio up on Patreon, Fansly, and Gumroad for early access tiers now, available for all other patrons in August…

Tonight, you tried to flee, but in a giantess's world, escape is futile. I'll guide you through a maze of desire and control, teaching you the thrill of surrender. In my arms, find your truest release. Edited by The Dark Side Full audio up on Patreon, Fansly, and Gumroad for early access tiers now, available for all other patrons in August…

Chris Smith takes on listener questions, including: How far out to sea do seagulls fly? How is the malaria vaccine rollout going? Why does hot weather make your muscles more tired? What is the hottest temperature humans can survive? How do vultures track their lunch? How do some people retain more information? Like this podcast? Please help us by s…

Full up those busted water bottles you burlap sack beaters cuz this one spurts good! We’ve moved to Mexico and amplified our bandwidth! Now you’ll be able to hear about urine junkies, Darrel the dental hygienist, and onions with vaginas. “Nothing is repairable.” “The Jersey Shore: The ground of society” “He tattooed his finger into a butt-plug.” #T…

Chris Smith takes on listener submitted questions including, why do people disagree so much on what temperature to set the heating? Where do swallows and swifts go in the winter? Is it true that parrots don't have taste buds? And, what is dry ice? Like this podcast? Please help us by supporting the Naked Scientists…

It’s time to unleash the demon Jerks, cuz this one’s creamy with a nice finish… Put on your apple shackles and brace yourselves as H and C talk digital divorce, whip skills, and “Death of a Salesbot!” “It’s a nice sheen, it’s got a nice finish.” “I provide the salt, you provide the shov?” “This damn show’s too URKELY now! Where’s my family yuks?!” …

Why might chilli cause an upset stomach? How does a boomerang work? What's the difference between 50Hz and 60Hz of energy? Why does Saturn have a hexagon? Are stars moving away from us? How do we know how large underground oil deposits are? Why aren't cameras as good as out eyes? Do mosquitoes prefer certain people? Dr Chris Smith and Clarence Ford…

Lay down yer flushes Jerks, cuz this one’s clogged with crazy cool content. This week the JERKS are talkin’ the telve TAP steps, stiletto Reeboks, and reconstruction era 80s comedies! “He got to throw beer bottles at racists.” “Dear 911, my dad’s a butthole.” “You don’t have to bring a steak, but if you bring a ham sandwich you’re in good shape.” #…

Why kind of gas is in a gas giant planet? Can you do anything about sleepwalking? What causes stutters and speech impediments? Does blowing out birthday candles spread germs onto the cake? Why don't we feel the wind from moving through space? What are shooting stars? Why don't we have strangers with identical DNA? Dr Chris Smith and Clarence Ford h…

And at the end of a stressful week, a CEO of an influential and stressful job books a long overdue appointment with his favourite masseuse. Knowing how hard his job has been recently she is fully determined give him the massage he will never forget. Script by ArthurWynne Edited by Ctrlee

In a desolate landscape shaped by Lethal Company's aftermath, you encounter a sentient hoarding bug, a remnant of one of the facilities. Wounded and helpless, you're taken to its bizarre haven. Here, amid relics of humanity, a twisted bond forms, weaving a tale of survival, seduction, and the eerie allure of power. Edited by The Dark Side Full audi…