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A podcast about EA FC Ultimate Team aka FUT for and by lower tier players. This show is geared toward the sub Division 5 crowd. The less than 20 hours a week crowd. The "I can't grind all day or throw tons of cash at EA" corwd. If you are just happy to qualify for weekend league - this may be the place for you. Time will be spent on content releases, gameplay developments, and general musings of frustration and folly. Thank you for taking part in my therapy session. Visit my affiliate xTreme ...
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We keep going with the slow burn live promo modeled after nautical flags. Did I improve? Did pack luck improve? What is up with weekend league? All of this and more on this episode. #eafc24 There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays In Montana is... Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify Support t…
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This week's you know filled installment arrives late and with tales of playing FUT on the road. I rate Iowa Ultimate Team and get into all things Mark of the Man or whatever this thing is called. Late but not worth it. #eafc There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays In Montana is... Listen o…
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Chip and Jeff are excited to dig into a tasty plate of “Meatballs!” They also chat about summer camps, super old teens, Bill Murray, Chris Makepeace, Emmy Blotnick, children singing loudly, french fries, David Naughton, Dr. Pepper, amazing 70s sitcom songs, Chip’s acting debut on “Tires” on Netflix, Action News, Anna Goldfarb’s new book, Atlantic C…
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A new season and a new promo is here. The Euros and Copa supplant TOTS with live cards and nationalistic roots. Has drop weigh improved? How did we finish in Rivals? Did I go 20-0 in WL? Tune in to find out. #eafc24 There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays In Montana is... Listen on: Apple …
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As we enter the final week of TOTS, pack weight has dropped, our teams have taken shape, and we can now evaluate the impact of TOTS on our clubs and the game. I also talk about some real life stuff that made playing a little more challenging and less of a priority this week. Its been stormy on so many levels -- FUT Me! #eafc24 There Are No Gays In …
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A productive week on the pitch and some player additions worth mentioning. Is it a striker? We look at the stuff and objectives that are flowing like vino (see what I did there) and a look to the next to last pro competition of EA FC 24. #eafc24 There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays In M…
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Spoiler alert - pretty much the same. Mid tier drop weight might be up, but who really knows. I recap my week, talk some easy grinding, and have some musing about in game physics. It's a you know packed (although I edited a bunch out this week) FUT Me. #eafc24 There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There A…
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I take on the eChamps contest that is in full swing. We review the group stage and previa the knockouts. This way you get more than just some just some free mid packs for participating. #EAFC24 There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays In Montana is... Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify Suppo…
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We are in the thick ot TOTS and boycotts. Check out my week and content reviews of the week. #eafc24 There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays In Montana is... Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify Support the Show. GG from FUT Me FC - the official FUT team of the Podcast Twitter @TJ_Whiz Contro…
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Chip and Jeff are back and are itching to discuss the 1985 made-for-tv movie "Poison Ivy." They also discuss Chip’s stage prep, Joe Moore, a very filthy comedy show they both performed in, Chip’s latest comedy special, Jeff’s very long dark trail run, wedding officiants, camp movies, “Wet Hot American Summer,” hacky sack coaches, “Facts of Life,” N…
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We have a new week and thus a new TOTS team. We have some new additions to the team, some observations about styles of play, and a change in formation and tactics. I also announce the winners of the giveaway. This is not a episode that should be missed. #eafc24 There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There …
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This weekend is a solo "rant" about some general topics that I don't have time to cover earlier in the week. A little Premier TOTS review and 3 playstyle observations to name a couple topic covered this episode. So mow the yard and listen to me yell into to ether. #EAFC24 There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural Amer…
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It's the 1st real week of TOTS (don't tell my Bisseck) and we talk Rivals, non weekend league, some game play quandaries, and some content critiques. All held together with random analogies, tagents, and a healthy number of you knows. It is FUT Me! There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays I…
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Another epic interview episode. Come find out more about one of your favorite podcasters and some about the guy I interviewed. A streamer, podcaster, and overall great guy. Enjoy! #EAFC24 There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays In Montana is... Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify Support the…
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Pack weight is high, enthusiasm is up, and cards are a little mid. Welcome to TOTS Live!!! I catch you up on all things FUT Me FC - Rivals, Weekend League, Evos all get a mention. Also don't forget to enter the giveaway at @tj_whiz on X or Twitter. #eafc24 There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are N…
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A special / extra episode where I cover my week leading up to TOTS and how I am dealing with saving packs and picking Evos. All the hot topics you expect here at FUT Me. Also don't forget to go t o@tj_whiz on X to enter the giveaway for May 3rd. Free coaching session to launch you into silly season. Lets goooooo!!! There Are No Gays In Montana Comi…
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This is an actual special episode. I am joined by my coach and friend MArtain88 and we do a TOTS preview show. It has action, intrigue, educated guesses, and a giveaway! We look back at TOTS to help give us a glimpse into what might be future TOTS. Also the live cards got announced so we talk about them. Check out @tj_whiz on X to enter the aforeme…
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Covering the e La Liga cup from the past weekend. NO Haaland - no problem. Sorloth has taken up teh role this weekend. Is he as good? Find out or FUT Me. There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays In Montana is... Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify Support the Show. GG from FUT Me FC - the off…
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NA had an eclipse today and people can't stop talking about it. Much like I can't stop talking about Ultimate team. A rivals update and a tip that might grab you an extra goal or two. I actually have content this time!!! There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays In Montana is... Listen on: A…
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We had the eEredivisie this past weekend and I review it and the pro scene in gernal as we ramp up for eChampions league. Less play by play and more state of the scene this weekend. So drop by for a tot cas discussion with much riz. There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays In Montana is... …
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After a long weekend I spent time in Rivals, Weekend League, and Friendlies. Got some new items, did some SBCS, and had a abrupt endto the pod. Pretty much a typical FUT Me pod. There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays In Montana is... Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify Support the Show. GG …
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I cover the ePreme tournament from last weekend. We look at the winners, the losers, and the viral moment that decided the chapionship. Each tournament has its own format and we talk about it along with the things a Div 5 player might be able to takeaway from the weekend's competition. There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially…
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FUT Birthday week 2!!! As the party continues I discuss game play, some SBCs, not much on Evos, and some weekend league. Can the game engine handle all playstyles? I have a take. There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays In Montana is... Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify Support the Show. GG…
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We are bak looking at th run up to the EA FC World Championships. This weekend we look at teh eMLS adn eLib tournaments that just finished up. I cover the rules, results and take aways that you might have missed. FUT you? FUT Me!!! There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays In Montana is... L…
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The party has started. I look back on the end of last season and the beginning of this one. Its a tidy little episode full of positive vides and party favors ... in GTA. Cap, cold, what's up chat? There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays In Montana is... Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify Su…
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Its a non-promo promo and I will discuss. The slow down is real and has even impacted us hard core types. As EA finds new ways into our wallets, I talk about the advantages of a stable team. There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays In Montana is... Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify Support …
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This week I get to hat about the pro scene and so much more with my new friend. I couldn't bear to cut a single moment, so you get the longest episode ever, but well worth the listen. Don't slip on this one :D There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays In Montana is... Listen on: Apple Podcas…
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Another week and another promo. With TOTY in the rear view and not quite to TOTS waiting room. I talk some eSports and offer a coupe hot takes. There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays In Montana is... Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify Support the Show. GG from FUT Me FC - the official FUT …
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This weekend's episode has me chating with a fellow memebr of team Martin88 - BadBucky. A new comer to Ultimate Team he shares his journey and experince while revealing the kind of player plays Ultimate Squad Battles!!! Yikes. And wait until you hear about his team. There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. T…
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This week Fantasy FC has landed and I talk very little about it. I do talk about rivals, the cup, passing, and some suggestions on how to get past a TOTY hangover. A couple technical hiccups meant it came out a little later in teh day, but you can get a real sense of its freshness. Fresh FUT Me! There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, …
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This weekend I get a chance to ask Martin questions that don't normally come up during a FC podcast. I ask deep, probing questions adn find out his favorite color. It sounds like I interviewd him in a cave for that hard core journalist effect. FUT Me! There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gay…
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I am not sure where the 45 minutes went. I talk divisions, not qualifying for weekend league, I defend EA, shared the results of a gamble SBC, and maybe mentioned eMLS. It iss a wild, crazy ride, or it is not. There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays In Montana is... Listen on: Apple Podcas…
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This Weekend Wildcard episode is my version of an interview of Shaq from the FUT in Review pod. I ask all the hard hitting questions you expect from a mid tier podcast. Join us for a romp though teh mind of ShaqAttack There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays In Montana is... Listen on: Appl…
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A new week, a new promotion, and some new data about involvment and engagement in EA FC. What else could you ask for in a leading edge, hard hitting, partially produced EA FC podcast? There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays In Montana is... Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify Support the Sho…
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The finals are here and they did not dispaoint. We recap the quarters, semis, and epic final. Come check out my hot takes and cold analysis of the tournament's conclusion and find out what we average players might be able to take from it. There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays In Montana …
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As with all grinders, fan boys, fan girls, yam boys, EA haters, EA lovers, EA fighters, creators, consumers, and degens - its a post TOTY world and we live in it now. I discuss, rate, rant, and share my feels over the last week and some. This is the FUT Me experience. There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America.…
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The final day of group stages did not disappoint. Tekkz starting at the bottom, could he get to the top? What two players would fill out the quarter finals bracket? Would anyone mug for the camera more than Anders? These questions and so much more will be answered on this Weekend Wild Card episode of FUT Me! #eafc24 #eafcprolive There Are No Gays I…
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So we are full sending to get blued out. I share my current state amidst the season reset. We talk some content, some stuff you didn't even know you cared about, and I put a fork in last week's pod drama. This and a ton of you knows crafted especially for you. There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There A…
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I recap the final day of EA FC Pro Live Open Group C and all things Anders. I look into the mentality of the pros and what us mid level players can learn from them. We look at the play off bracket as well. #eafc24 There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays In Montana is... Listen on: Apple Po…
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This episode I share my week and mental state week one of TOTY. No blues, but that is not what has me down this week. I try not to be a Debbie downer, but I get into my feels. There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays In Montana is... Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify Support the Show. GG fr…
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We recap all the happenings of Group B D Day and we see who advances, who qualifies, and who leaves empty handed. This week came down to the last matches and offered some of teh drama we neutrals like to see. #eafc24 There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays In Montana is... Listen on: Apple…
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Due to inclement weather I am recording from the bunker which seems appropriate since we all wait for the holy grail of promos, I share how my week went and thoughts on dealing with what is to come. As with most waiting rooms, anxiety and anticipation are high. Clean boll of health or colonoscopy? Only time will tell. There Are No Gays In Montana C…
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We are getting down to cut time. Join me for a recap of Group A round 2. The ups, the downs, the qualifers all get discussed along with in depth draft breakdowns. Watch adn listen, listen and watch, listen instead of watching or some other combo I can't even contemplate. You do you. #eafc24 There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, espec…
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As we sit in the TOTY waiting room the 1st promo of 2024 is here for FC 24 which has been out for 4 months. It then makes sense that little in this game makes sense exceot for when it makes sense. All of that being said, I will take on Divisions, Weekend League, and a flaming hot midfileder in this weeks episode. Tell your friends! #eafc24 There Ar…
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In this special episode Martain88 joins me as we revisit 2023. We talk some FIFA and early days of EA FC. it was so good i echo almost eveything I say. The good, the bad, and the ugly are all covered, and then we talk about the game. Join us for some hot opinons and #EAFC24 There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural Am…
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The first episode of 2024 and we look back at Winter Wild cards and forward to TOTY. We laugh, we cry, we shout out NBAFT for having me on the show. It is a real crowd pleaser. #eafc24 There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays In Montana is... Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify Support the Sh…
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This weekend in the spirit of giving, I give you a list of what I watch and what I like. Most FUT related. but I have complex and diverse tastes. Actually I am pretty basic, but I am ok with that. Listen if you like, and Like if you listen! (Sorry if that last bit is cringe, it just kind of came to me while typing.) #eafc24 There Are No Gays In Mon…
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As we find ourselves on the other side of Christmas how did we fair in EA FC 24 and where are we headed? These questions and others will go un answered as I just talk for 45 minutes with not real structure or purpose. There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays In Montana is... Listen on: Appl…
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Chip and Jeff wrap up 2023 with a fun chat! They discuss Christmas traditions, bad swing bands, kangaroos, parties are fun, big dogs, Christmas Eve Miracle on Lincoln Drive, eggnog, figgy pudding, eating contests, cookies, the feast of the seven fishes, The Bear, hiding food, shoegaze, Pee-wee's Playhouse Christmas Special, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Only…
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Group D has been called teh group of death by many. Well by a few. Well by the comentators that EA hired. Who will die? Lets find out together! There Are No Gays In Montana Coming out can be hard, especially in rural America. There Are No Gays In Montana is... Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify Support the Show. GG from FUT Me FC - the official FUT …
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