Best Jack Helmuth Podcasts (2024)

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Episode 100 - Paige Zaferiou - Sprits, Salem and Dreams 1:09:06

17d ago1:09:06

1:09:06

Welcome to Weird Web Radio! This is Episode 100! This is so exciting and humbling at the same time! YOU - the listeners - have made all of this possible and worth the time and effort! Thank you all so much for your continued support! This episode features Paige Zaferiou! Paige was my very first guest all the way back on Episode 1. That means this w…

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Doomed Poultry Glance 1:03:26

2M ago1:03:26

1:03:26

Jack auditions for The Spy. Brian's Hostile Environment Awareness Training. Chicken Auschwitz. Evading kidnap. Jack Auditions for Romeo & Juliet 2025. Hostile checkpoints. The Talk. Jack auditions for An American in London. Sponsored by silent.partnersBy Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

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Episode 99 - Thorn Mooney - The Sovereign And Emotional Power of Witchcraft 1:15:05

2M ago1:15:05

1:15:05

Welcome to Weird Web Radio! This episode features a very special guest! A real interview with a Witch from the late 1900's! Thorn Mooney! Thorn and I cover everything from the Paranormal, her dissertation research, religions, mental health, Witchcraft, virtues, community, and plenty of spots where we make light of something for a laugh! Did I menti…

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She's So Stoned (for Adultery) 52:17

2M ago52:17

52:17

Prestigious western stoning rocks. Six Flags at half mast. Extracting a Zionist from college. Mallet Monkeys. Death by vengeful salmon. Sponsored by Silent.PartnersBy Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

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The One With The Drone Strike 49:38

2M ago49:38

49:38

Nancy Lynn's Organic Bakery. Brian was gone because of a terrible thing that actually happened. Friends episodes you didn't know about. Top Golf. Gen Z boardgame adaptations. Hobby Lobby. RIP Damian. Sponsored by silent.partnersBy Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

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Episode 98 - Mat Auryn - The Secrets of Psychic Tarot 1:22:56

3M ago1:22:56

1:22:56

Welcome to Weird Web Radio! Mat Auryn is BACK! And we have great news. Mat has a new book coming out in the fall of 2024! This one is all about becoming the best psychic tarot reader you can be! The book is The Psychic Art of Tarot: Opening Your Inner Eye for More Insightful Readings (Mat Auryn's Psychic Witch, 3). This whole conversation was a lot…

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Accidental Hiatus Explainer 5:06

3M ago5:06

5:06

Brian explains the accicental hiatus because Jack asked him to explain the accidental hiatus.By Brian Sack

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A Pebble Named Sue 45:16

4M ago45:16

45:16

Colonoscopy woes. Rock-solid sponsor. Coloring books for kids. Brian's off to Cyprus. qmpodcast.comBy Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

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All Dogs Go To Benetar 43:55

5M ago43:55

43:55

Obits. Pat Benetar. Jack's kids get assimilation tips. Sponsored by silent.partners qmpodcast.comBy Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

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Tom Cruise's Cheese Penis 51:25

5M ago51:25

51:25

Audition: The Albert R. Broccoli story. Waking up with the Helmuths. Tracing Jack's family's COVID origins. Audition: White House Memoir. A Very Unnecessary Rabbit Testing Facility. Audition: a serial killer's autobiography. Sponsored by Silent Partners. qmpodcast.comBy Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

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Episode 97 - Diana Helmuth Living As A Witch For a Year and Beyond 1:11:00

5M ago1:11:00

1:11:00

Welcome to Weird Web Radio! This episode features Diana Helmuth! Diana spent a year exploring Witchcraft and documented her journey for all of us to enjoy! This is exactly the kind of book I wish we had more of in Paganism and the Occult. Her story telling skills are excellent. I hope you enjoy the honesty she exhibits all along the way. The good, …

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Only God Can Judd Me 48:27

5M ago48:27

48:27

An ad for Silent Partners. Brian moved to Rivertownbergville. An ad for Silent Partners. Great new Californian laws. An ad for Silent Partners. qmpodcast.comBy Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

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Half a Helen Keller 49:38

6M ago49:38

49:38

Liberal Sects Chat. Comedy Jihad. Jack's a Half-Keller. Masai sneakers. Libertarian Sects Chat. Knights of Death. Silent Partners. Remigrating the unassimilated. Conservative Sects Chat. qmpodcast.comBy Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

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Episode 96 - Laura Tempest Zakroff - Stories Are Vital 1:14:51

6M ago1:14:51

1:14:51

Welcome to Weird Web Radio! It's the long overdue return of Laura Tempest Zakroff! Tempest is always fun to talk to about all things. We covered everything from Sigils to Modern Traditional Witchcraft. We got into folklore, stories, art, and all the ways these things intersect with our magical lives. Laura's BIO: Laura Tempest Zakroff (she/they) is…

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Bonnie's Clyde Packs No Heat 44:25

6M ago44:25

44:25

Movie Trailer auditions. Evil Canadian Truth and Reconcilition. Clinton Presidential Library exhibits. Sponsored by Silent Partners. qmpodcast.comBy Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

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RFK's Ball Drop Drop 42:41

7M ago42:41

42:41

Merry Christmas. No one reads these.By Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

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Founding Father Traci Coconuts 55:58

8M ago55:58

55:58

Audiobook: Paul McCartney bio. Jack's a scab. Brian's car isn't autonomous. Audiobook: Harvard Pres. Claudine Gay's work. Christmas scripts: Santa Goes to Divorce Court, Christmas on Mars, The Little Drummer Girl. Audiobook: Arizona Skies.By Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

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Kissinger: Live, Laugh, Love 42:22

8M ago42:22

42:22

Kissinger Memorial Gala. The Terrible Tale of Tim's restaurant. Kissinger's biography. Jack got mis-aged. Brian has a Wellness Center.By Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

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Martin Luther Cookie 45:16

8M ago45:16

45:16

Dr. Rabinowitz obituary. The King of Detention. New college courses: New Math, Intro to Judaism, American History. Jason Peevy obituary. Holiday Promotions: Ford, Dick's Sporting Goods, Oreo. Ingrid Mackenzie obituary.By Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

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Episode 95 - Aidan Wachter - The Crossroads Had Other Plans 1:28:00

8M ago1:28:00

1:28:00

Welcome to Weird Web Radio! Guess who's back! Back Again! AIDAN WACHTER is back! Tell your friends! Aidan's back! Aidan's back! Aidan's back! Any fan of this show knows by now that Aidan Wachter is not only a common guest on here, but more importantly, Aidan is among those rare friends I count as found family. When he warned me a long while ago tha…

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The Temp Wife 43:48

8M ago43:48

43:48

United Federation of Lust. Breakfast wine in Morocco. Temp wives. Safe Date. Writing gaffes for Biden. The Entitled Cyclist.By Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

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Strip Comedy Club 38:09

8M ago38:09

38:09

Off to Morocco for the Respect Dollars. Jiggles & Giggles, A Gentleman's Comedy Club. Losing the wife to a Saudi Prince. Gregarious Brian. John soiled Taylor. A modern reboot of popular comics: Garfield, Peanuts, Calvin & Hobbes.By Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

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Episode 94 - Sasha Graham - Rural Kid Liminal Woman Supernatural Soul 1:14:19

9M ago1:14:19

1:14:19

Welcome to Weird Web Radio! It's time! Welcome to Season 8! This episode was a long time coming. Scheduling issues be damned. Sasha and I finally made it happen, and I think it ended up being the perfect time since it is this one launching my 8th season! Sasha Graham is the amazing guest. Sasha was more than amazing to talk to as we went deep into …

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Episode 93 - Halloween Special Featuring Jack Grayle 28:47

9M ago28:47

28:47

Hey Gang! Welcome to Weird Web Radio! Happy Halloween! Blessed Samhain! Good Winter Nights! Every year I like to give a special treat to all of you on Halloween! Here you go! Please enjoy this episode featuring the Patreon Member's only Bonus Audio with Jack Grayle! Jack's Bio: Jack Grayle is a Devotee of Hekate, a teacher of Sorcery and Magic of T…

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Gerber's Celebrity Nipples 53:37

9M ago53:37

53:37

Brian was in Maui for the wildfires. Jack has a new baby and needs advice. Brian is a marketing genius improving baby products. qmpodcast.comBy Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

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Episode 92 - Mathias Nordvig and Nordic Myth, Stories, & Modern Heathenry 1:12:34

9M ago1:12:34

1:12:34

Welcome to Weird Web Radio! This is the Season 7 FINALE! WOW! 7 years and going strong! This episode features the return of Mathias Nordvig! Mathias has a great new show himself called The Sacred Flame. We spend some time digging into the different ways history may have played out if Heathenry stayed the course through time. We also got into some o…

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Vincent and His Seagull-Killing Twin 41:16

10M ago41:16

41:16

Tips on listing your home. Road trip guide. Barry White's romantic song for cats. Jack auditions for audiobooks: Clip Clop, Ibram X. Kendi's Guide to the Stock Market, The Ogre's Child.By Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

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Episode 91 - Jason Miller Real Sorcery & Questions From the Fans 1:26:31

11M ago1:26:31

1:26:31

Welcome to Weird Web Radio! Jason Miller - the Strategic Sorcerer himself - is BACK! Weiser publications has turned his work into a couple classics! Protection and Reversal Magic got an update and rereleased. Sorcerer's Secrets got an update, a new title, and rereleased. That is now called Real Sorcery! This episode is very special for many reasons…

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Carbon Conscious Fast & Furious 36:13

12M ago36:13

36:13

Frenchman having a stroke opening. Brian lost a girl to sweating. Debate camp. Brian reacquainted Jack's wife her money. Woking the blockbusters: Fast & Furious, Transformers, Rocky, Jurrasic Park.By Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

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Episode 90 - Mortellus - We Just F'd Up Your Religion 1:07:51

12M ago1:07:51

1:07:51

Welcome to Weird Web Radio! Once again, back is the incredible Mortellus! In this episode we talk about the new book, The Bones Fall in a Spiral, finally being available through Crossed Crow Books! We take our usual turn into weird historical people, Wicca and Heathen common ground, Paganism in general, Ghosts, a really funny way of thinking about …

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Waterborne Airhorn Flare Monkey 45:25

1y ago45:25

45:25

Brian fights ableism with a flare-bearing monkey. Mouring the open we never got to know. Coke in the White House. Polyamonours Mayor. Jack reads Obituaries: Irving Maximus Rothwell, Sunny Dee, Stockton Rush.By Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

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The 1492 Project 31:18

1y ago31:18

31:18

The 1492 Project. Jack is sad he wasn't invited to Brian's Party. Brian wife speak word. God took Brian's mom and made him hate Connecticut. Horse piñata. qmpodcast.comBy Brian Sack and jack Helmuth

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Klingon Affirming Care 35:05

1y ago35:05

35:05

Home Automation Experts LLC. The kid is back from college and the wife is transitioning. Celebrity endorsements: Dwayne the Rock Boyardee, Madonna for Jello, Colin Kapernick for The Marines, Billy Joel on Scranton. qmpodcast.comBy Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

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Episode 89 - Deborah Blake A Lot of This is What I Learned 1:04:44

1y ago1:04:44

1:04:44

Welcome to Weird Web Radio! This episode features the Everyday Witch herself, Deborah Blake! She is a tireless writer of a ton of books! She is the co creator of one of my all time favorite Tarot Decks - The Everyday Witch Tarot. That has a companion oracle deck by the same name! Deborah's book on Covens - the new one - is really good to get you st…

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Do You Know The Methane Man? 42:17

1y ago42:17

42:17

Cat Investments, LLC. Brian and Jack's sleepover. Brian has great and Ecuadorian remodeling tips for Jack’s new house. Brian would be a great philanthropic Koch brother if only given the chance. qmpodcast.comBy Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

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Episode 88 - Devin Hunter Always The Witch 1:29:23

1y ago1:29:23

1:29:23

Welcome to Weird Web Radio! This episode features Devin Hunter! He has been a great influence on modern Witchcraft. Devin has writing some excellent books involving Spirits, Gemstones, Power, and Mysteries. This episode gets into quite a lot. I do want to warn you that we take some time talking about dealing with abuse as we grew up. It was an impo…

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A Cantaloupe In They’s Pants 46:03

1y ago46:03

46:03

Tucker & Lemon. Brian's back from Turkey. Jack made a mistake and has big news. Bud Light made a mistake? Hold my beer. qmpodcast.comBy Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

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Episode 87 - Irene Glasse Solving Problems with Thor In A Dress, Seidr, and Magic 1:10:54

1+ y ago1:10:54

1:10:54

Welcome to Weird Web Radio! This episode features Irene Glasse! Irene is the co-author of The Blackfeather Mytery School: The Magpie Training which is a book I think you'll enjoy! Irene and I met at a Troth event a few years ago, and I'm so glad we did! She is an amazing person with an enchanting voice. You may even appreciate she is a former Marin…

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Episode 86 - Amy Blackthorn Returns Bounty Hunting Curses, Soul Theft and More 1:14:34

1+ y ago1:14:34

1:14:34

Welcome to Weird Web Radio! Amy Blackthorn is BACK and she has some amazing insight and stories to share! We dive deep into how you know you've been cursed. Wait ...what?! Yes, cursed! Soul theft, Soul loss, nightmares, and more. Ghosts may be a clue too. Who knew? Amy knew. We get into a fun chat about self defense too. You're going to learn a ton…

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What's Happenin' - Turkey Edition 8:36

1+ y ago8:36

8:36

Brian gives an update from Turkey, which Turks call Turkiye.By Brian Sack

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Episode 85 - Charming Disaster Talking Goth Folk Music, Hauntings, & Tales from The Road 1:03:59

1+ y ago1:03:59

1:03:59

Welcome to Weird Web Radio! I'm your host, Lonnie Scott! This episode features the amazing Goth Folk Music duo Charming Disaster! I promised both of them that this interview would be different from any other they experienced. Well, that promise held true! We chatted about their music, their history personal and professional, witchcraft, hauntings, …

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Episode 84 - Astrea Taylor & Jason Mankey Talking Modern Witchcraft with The Greek Gods 58:14

1+ y ago58:14

58:14

Welcome to Weird Web Radio! Season 7 keeps rolling along! This episode features Astrea Taylor and Jason Mankey discussing their new new book Modern Witchcraft with The Greek Gods published by Llewellyn Books. That's not all! We get into hauntings, problematic things in myth, and more! Astrea's Bio: Astrea Taylor is an eclectic pagan witch and the a…

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The Cinnabons of Pandora 42:44

1+ y ago42:44

42:44

Two Turtle Doves Again. Kwanzaa Outlet. Jack's no good, terrible year. Fort Knox secrets. Andrew Heaton tries to land sponsors: Plastic Surgeon, Avatar 2, Wampaquissett Valley Casino. qmpodcast.comBy Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

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Episode 83 - Judika Illes & Kathryn Sky-Peck Talking Pamela Colman Smith and The Weiser Tarot 1:04:44

1+ y ago1:04:44

1:04:44

Welcome to Weird Web Radio! This episode features the dynamic duo from Weiser Books who brought us a new way to see the Tarot Deck we all know and love! I'm speaking of Judika Illes and Kathryn Sky-Peck. That deck? These two came together and their inspiration to the Waite-Smith Deck that was created by the artist Pamela Coleman Smith. You will hea…

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A Fascist Nazi Called Me Hyperbolic 43:39

1+ y ago43:39

43:39

Adagio for Strings. Baking Clinic. Cat tumors and doggie DNA. Advice for a young lady. Audiobook auditions: The Day the Bird Died, Harrison Schmitt Was There Too, The Night Santa Came. qmpodcast.comBy Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

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Episode 82 - Mat Auryn Talking Mastering Magick 1:17:42

1+ y ago1:17:42

1:17:42

Welcome to SEASON 7 of Weird Web Radio! It's been one hell of a journey! Returning once again to the show to kick off Season 7 is the one and only Mat Auryn! Mat has a new book out titled Mastering Magick: A Course in Spellcasting for the Psychic Witch. This book is loaded with excellent methods to infuse your life with Magic. It even features gues…

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Oprah Picks The Scab-Forming Boy 48:13

1+ y ago48:13

48:13

Mama Pione's Marinara. Charles from Tech Support. Intimate venues, intimate moments, soiled doorways. Oprah's favorite things. Jack auditions: Who Moved My Cheese?, The Feds, Night At The Bunker. qmpodcast.comBy Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

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Stephen Hawking's House of Pancakes 49:21

1+ y ago49:21

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SHHOP. Brian's back from disaster relief. Go Fund I. Jack Jr. has COVID. Timmy Sykes is Delicious Bill. Ad campaigns for John Fetterman, Ye's Hannukah Village, Trombones, Chipotle. Jack reads for CNN++: Liftoff, Medical Miracle, Stacey Abrams.By Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

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Episode 81 - Halloween Special Featuring John Tenney and Jessica Knapick Bonus 49:19

1+ y ago49:19

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Welcome to Weird Web Radio! Happy Halloween! It's time for my annual Trick or Treat Episode where I give you one of the Bonus Audio sessions that only the Patreon members get to hear! This year my gift to you is the Bonus Audio featuring John Tenney and Jessica Knapik from the amazing and fun podcast What's Up Weirdo! This bonus audio comes from th…

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Spice-Laden Sex Club 39:22

1+ y ago39:22

39:22

A Gulgarian expat opens a sexy venue. Brian's back from disaster relief. Halloween costumes. Presidential Baby Team. qmpodcast.comBy Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

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