Best Jarrod Kane Podcasts (2024)

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#61 – Mutant Chronicles

3y ago

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Thomas Jane headlines this mess of a film from 2008.Welcome to Mutant Chronicles, a film set on earth in the past kinda, but really it's in the future.It's on earth but a big evil rock flew into the earth that then unleashed some sort of machine that turns people into mutants for some reason? Ron Perlman is also in this film as a sort of Brother du…

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#60 – Virtual Comabt 38:31

3y ago38:31

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Episode Notes Virtual combat staring Donny "The Dragon" Wilson is a movie about a grid of some kind and virtual reality.Nearly all the combat takes place in reality, basically nothing except for a short scene at the start is virtual so the name is a little misleading. The movie has some decent martial arts, but apart from that it forgets to set up …

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#59 – Speed 2: Cruise Control

3+ y ago

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Episode Notes Where's Keanu Reeves gone :'(Speed 1 is an epic film that's totally nuts and super silly but it's also an enjoyable fast passed action film staring Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves.Sadly this is Speed 2 and instead of a Bus they have a slow moving ship.A ship you say, maybe they have sharks or something that's keeping them on?Nope, no …

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#58 – Malibu Express 39:44

3+ y ago39:44

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Malibu Express Another Andy Sidaris film, this time with a whole heap more butts, boobs, pecs, and ass.It's an um-apologetically sleazy film that has many adult performers in it.It's still alright, but really is nothing compared to Hard Ticket to Hawaii. Staring Sybil Danning, Darby Hinton, Lori Sutton, Lorraine Michaels, Lynda Wiesmeier End of the…

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#57 – Congo 52:14

3+ y ago52:14

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This film has a talking Gorilla You would think that a talking Gorilla would be the wackiest thing in the film but you would be wrong.Congo (1995) is like a bad Jurassic Park but with Gorillas.Ernie Hudson, Tim Curry, and Laura Linney really pull this movie together to make it very enjoyable although at times INSANE. Congo will have you on the edge…

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#56 – Gigli 33:14

4y ago33:14

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Gigli - Gobble Gobble This film sank the directors career.It's basically a Ben Affleck pining and crying over a Jennifer Lopez because she won't sleep with him, then magically because Ben Affleck has a dick Jennifer Lopez is no longer a lesbian... This has to be one of the worst films we have seen, basically it's fairly offensive against basically …

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#55 – Vampires Kiss 33:04

4y ago33:04

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Nic Cages best work Nic Cage is the budget American Psycho but better!In this film we get Nics best acting is on display as he terrorizes New York pretending to be a vampire End of the Reel a Podcast that focuses on the worst movies out there, trying to find the gems that shine through all the turds. Website: https://endofthereel.com/Instagram : ht…

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#54 – Manos: The Hands of Fate 33:46

4y ago33:46

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TORGO WANT WOMAN TOO Torgo is just a poor man trying to look out for his Master.Manos hands of fate is a classic bad movie, it has a lot of slow dull moments but can be enjoyable to watch with friends when heckling it. End of the Reel a Podcast that focuses on the worst movies out there, trying to find the gems that shine through all the turds. Web…

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#53 – Waterworld 49:42

4y ago49:42

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Waterworld a B Grade movie with an A grade budget This movie is a wet mess.Kevin Costner tries his best to put the audience to sleep with his performance in waterworld, luckily the world and characters are just strange enough to be entertaining.Waterworld 1995 is a bad Mad Max ripoff, it's Mad Max if the world was covered in water and Mel Gibson wa…

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#52 – A view to a kill 47:43

4y ago47:43

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A view to a kill The old Roger Moore seduces and has sex with multiple young women while going on an boring old person adventure though England, Paris, and San Francisco Both of us have given this film a DON'T WATCH, since there's better James Bond films, and better so bad they're good films. This film just feels a little dead End of the Reel a Pod…

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#51 – Battlefield Earth 47:10

4y ago47:10

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Delicious rat! John Travolta is here in Scientology greatness to provide us one of L. Ron Hubbards most famous novels, Battlefield Earth. It's a great bad Sci-fi flick, too many dutch angles, and just enough over the top acting to provide for an entertaining romp.Enjoy the podcast, and your rat you Filthy Man Animals! End of the Reel a Podcast that…

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#50 – Bee Movie 36:32

4y ago36:32

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Barry B Benson, a bee who has just completed his graduation, decides to sue humans after he learns about the exploitation of bees at the hands of mankind. At least that's what the synopsis would like us to think, really it's a movie about promoting kids to work till they die.Also how is he planning on having sex with his Human wife? End of the Reel…

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#49 – The Fanatic 34:28

4y ago34:28

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John Travolta plays Moose in the Fanatic, a film about a mentally handicapped man becoming a stalker of a movie star.It's a total mess and kind of fucked up. In the end it's more of just a boring mess of a film than anything at all.This feels like The Cable Guy but not funny End of the Reel a Podcast that focuses on the worst movies out there, tryi…

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#48 – Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace 41:31

4+ y ago41:31

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Well so much for everyone from Lawnmower man except for Austin O'Brien (Peter)For some reason it's in the distant future that's about 4 years away, yes that makes no sense at all at we're only at the start. Hold onto your panties because this is going to be a bumpy confusing ride that really ends up making no sense. End of the Reel a Podcast that f…

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#47 – Highlander II: The Quickening 52:58

4+ y ago52:58

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This is a travesty, it shits on the first movie and is horrible in every respect.Highlander is such a classic and to have this movie about aliens, and time travel end up just sort of being boring is a massive let down Check out the Dope Nostalgia podcast at www.dopenostalgia.com Here is a copy paste of the story.In this sci-fi/fantasy sequel, Conno…

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#46 – The Lawnmower Man 54:01

4+ y ago54:01

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This is the story of Simple Jack, oh no it's not it's The Story of the Lawnmower Man!A simple man is turned into a genius through the application of computer science. Jeff Fahey plays Jobe Smith(Lawnmower man) and Pierce Bronsan plays Dr. Lawrence Angelo It's a very odd movie, but we do get a Monkey that grabs a gun and kills someone, so I would bu…

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#45 – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 39:22

4+ y ago39:22

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Michael Sheen makes for a great bad guy. Bella is back alive, which comes as a shock to everyone, well not really.She has a daughter that Jacob already decides to e super strange about, yay, you go Jacob! There's a really odd montage where they get vampires on their side, and some strange ass powers too.All in all it's a very odd way to end the Twi…

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#44 – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 42:28

4+ y ago42:28

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So Edward(Robert Patterson) rips the baby out of his love Bellas body!WE HAVE MONSTER DEMON BABIES IN THIS FILM. I'm not making it up, apparently they think it'll be some sort of super blood sucking demon baby.Jacob continues to be a really lame wolf, coining the name "Lone wolf pack"Like seriously Jacob, get lost End of the Reel a Podcast that foc…

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#43 – The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 36:52

4+ y ago36:52

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As a string of mysterious killings grips Seattle, Bella, whose high school graduation is fast approaching, is forced to choose between her love for vampire Edward and her friendship with werewolf Jacob. JUST KILL ME, Bella was so bad, I don't understand this at all.Don't lie to me, Jacob was finger banging Bella under the covers Check out the Let's…

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#42 – Twilight New Moon 46:15

4+ y ago46:15

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GO TEAM JACOB I'm not going to lie at this point it's evident that The Twilight Saga: New Moon has fried our brains.We both have no clue what's going on in the movie or what Stephenie Meyer actually had planned. This teen romance between a 109 year old weirdo and an awkward 18 year old keeps giving.When will Bella Swan(Kristen Stewart) just admit t…

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#41 – Gymkata 49:09

4+ y ago49:09

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GYMKATA, an amazing flick that involves Gymnastics crossed with karate.Watch out main character go and play THE GAME, which has not been won in over 900 years! Richard Norton is also in this film as the main baddie! It's a great fun movie with some amazing bits such as all the people in the town of crazies actually were from a local asylum, apart f…

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#40 – Twilight 44:57

4+ y ago44:57

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Team Edward here!Robert Pattinson does a superb job in bringing the vampire Edward to life in Twilight!Kristen Stewart gives a moving and memorable performance of her life time as Bella Swan. That's right, we watched Twilight and 1 out of the 2 hosts loved it, the other one hated every single moment of it! Hold on little spider monkey, you're in fo…

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#39 – Star Trek V: The Final Frontier 39:52

4+ y ago39:52

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This week we talk nerdy.Our apologies to anyone who has not seen much Star Trek as nearly none of this will make any sense to you at all. Kirk, and his crew come back to spend most of their time sharing dumb camp fire jokes about farting. There's also this thing about finding God at the center of the universe. The peaceful planet is an allegory(?) …

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#38 – Deadfall (1993) 35:25

4+ y ago35:25

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DeadFall (1993) is a Nicolas Cage movie that does not disappoint.I really think Nicolas Cage gives one of his wildest performances of all time.The rest of the movie is sort of boring but Nicolas Cage gives life to a movie that's other wise a dead horse. End of the Reel a Podcast that focuses on the worst movies out there, trying to find the gems th…

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#37 – Mazes and Monsters 44:34

4+ y ago44:34

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Mazes and Monsters, a great movie about the true dangers of Dungeons and Dragons. Just when you thought drugs were bad, or maybe you thought that your child was in prostitution, well don't even worry about that shit. The real danger to your child is their own imagination! That's right folks, your child own imagination is the greatest danger to them…

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#36 – Ghosts Of Mars 43:40

4+ y ago43:40

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So this is a movie where Alien Ghosts fight people on Mars.It's a very low effort John Carpenter Film staring the likes of Pam Grier, Natasha Henstridge, Ice Cube, and Jason Statham Apparently drugs will defeat evil Alien Ghosts, who would have thought End of the Reel a Podcast that focuses on the worst movies out there, trying to find the gems tha…

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#35 – Toys 54:35

4+ y ago54:35

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Robin Williams a billionaires son, has to fight his uncle who is the representation of the military–industrial complex. This is such a strange movie, there's so many interesting changes and decisions in this film.It's so close to being a great movie, but sadly falls short due to stardom and produces a mess. End of the Reel a Podcast that focuses on…

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#34 – Godzilla 1998 42:01

4+ y ago42:01

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Hot build Godzilla is in town and he's laying his cute babies everywhere.Eggs everywhere for everyone as Matthew Broderick runs around as a worm expert trying to figure out what's going on End of the Reel a Podcast that focuses on the worst movies out there, trying to find the gems that shine through all the turds.Website: https://endofthereel.com/…

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#33 – The Snowman 34:48

4+ y ago34:48

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Michael Fassbender is in a big fail with The Snowman.It's just a movie that's a mess, seems like the books a lot better but hey, that's book number 7.WHY WOULD YOU START THIS AT BOOK 7 WHY?! The killer seems to carry coffee beans around and make snowmen, look for that. End of the Reel a Podcast that focuses on the worst movies out there, trying to …

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#32 – Jupiter Ascending 42:38

5y ago42:38

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Channing Tatum(Dog Man) fly's through space saving Mila Kunis every single time she gets trapped which is a hell of a lot. There's a lot of action in this film, a lot...I mean they really liked the action, they liked it so much they were like "Hey, why not have the same action scene like four times?"The Wachowskis have made better films, that's for…

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#31 – Mac and Me 41:08

5y ago41:08

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Mac and Me, the greatest movie from the 80s involving an alien making friends with a kid. Mac is an alien from Mars*, that gets sucked into a machine and then shot out on earth. His family then ditches him to wander the wilds with some horse and starve to death. Mac on the other hand gets to drive a little electric car and drink all the coke they c…

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#30 – Starcrash 43:48

5y ago43:48

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Starcrash a 1978 film that is a ripoff of starwars really proves once and for all that the bikini is the most versatile piece of clothing out there. There's not one scene where our main hero Caroline Munro is not able to put a bikini to good use.Really bikinis are often looked down in many situations but Caroline proves that a well placed and fitte…

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#29 – Santa with Muscles 39:53

5y ago39:53

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Hulk Hogan as Santa what more do you want for Christmas? Hulk Hogan stars in a cheap Christmas cash in!It's not great, it's not that bad, and it's kind of bland but at least Hulk Hogan is in it. End of the Reel a Podcast that focuses on the worst movies out there, trying to find the gems that shine through all the turds.Website: https://endoftheree…

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#28 – Wild Wild West 37:06

5y ago37:06

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Wicky Wicky Wild West, Will Smith is a cool gunslinger in the west fighting bad guys. Now that sounds good right, now let's add in a giant mechanical spider for some reason? Poor Will, well at least he got to make that kind of cool rap song that went with the song. End of the Reel a Podcast that focuses on the worst movies out there, trying to find…

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#27 – Deck The Halls 37:12

5y ago37:12

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It's December so it's Christmas time!Let's watch some of the worst Christmas movies ever, or should I say best? In this 2006 film, Matthew Broderick plays a potential serial killer who hates the new troll who moves into town next door to him. They fight, they get in debt, they lose their family, and for some strange ass reason they come back in the…

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#26 – Twisted Pair 41:55

5y ago41:55

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Neil Breen brings to life another amazing movie with Twisted Pair.A movie about twins that are turned into super heroes by the superior being, and their quest to denounce and destroy all evil on earth. One of the heroes might have a drug addiction and end up torturing people to get what he wants but it's all good in the end where our good hero deci…

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#25 – Howard the Duck 58:00

5y ago58:00

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Howard the duck is a great movie about a Duck from another Universe coming to live on our Planet. There's not too much more there, he's a marketing ads guy who's really hot with the chicks. Sadly this movie does not want to give us any duck sex which in my eyes is a missed opportunity. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.…

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#24 – Maximum Overdrive 43:20

5y ago43:20

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Welcome to Stephen Kings cocaine fueled nightmare. Maximum Overdrive is a film about machines* coming to life and for some reason killing people, this might be because of a meteorite or perhaps some random UFO that the Russians find, we will never know. Find End of The Reel and subscribe on any of your podcast listening apps PODCAST: https://pineca…

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#23 – Tammy and the T-Rex 44:06

5y ago44:06

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We have Denise Richards, and Paul Walker in a love story where one of them becomes a mechanical T-rex and then goes around eating people. They must have been smoking something good to come up with a story like this! Seems to be a clear cash in after Jurassic park, but hey what the hell Find End of The Reel and subscribe on any of your podcast liste…

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#22 – Bloodrayne Deliverance 43:42

5y ago43:42

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That's right, we're doing another Uwe Boll movie! This time it's about vampires in the wild wild west!Sadly it's no where near as entertaining as it could be, still they kill some kids in this movie and that's sort of refreshing to see happen. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.By Jarrod Kane

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#21 – Galgameth 34:09

5y ago34:09

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I can't stand useless King dudes, who have to win back the Kingdom #BlackKnightDidNothingWrong Galgameth is a strange kids Godzilla clone, not half bad but kids are horrible actors -_- This podcast is powered by Pinecast.By Jarrod Kane

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#20 – The Barbarian Brothers 35:46

5y ago35:46

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The Barbarian Brothers has a lot of man ass. This really should just be called man ass the movie This podcast is powered by Pinecast.By Jarrod Kane

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#19 – Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe 43:57

5y ago43:57

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Alien guardian Abraxas arrives on earth in pursuit of his corrupt ex-partner Secundus, who has impregnated a woman with a potentially dangerous embryo. The child, `the comater' will be able to help Secundus secure power for himself. A sci-fi mess with no answers, that only serves to confuse and confound its audience This podcast is powered by Pinec…

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#18 – Grease 2 41:03

5y ago41:03

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Remember kids, reproduce for your country! Grease 2 the follow up to one of the greatest musicals of all time is really a bit of a let down.We have a few loser Bikers in a strange cult situation with the pink ladies. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.By Jarrod Kane

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#17 – Tank Girl 31:12

5y ago31:12

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Tank Girl is about as 90's as you can get. This is a film that loves its grunge and has some interesting characters but falls short of its intention. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.By Jarrod Kane

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#16 – Robo Vampire 50:58

5y ago50:58

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This is literally two separate movies that have been cut to make one movie, well it makes something that's the length of one movie but you really are watching two separate movies still. It's a mess, there's vampires, monsters, robots, drugs, DEA agents, boobs, and water boarding. So basically all the good things rolled into one. This podcast is pow…

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#15 – Gods Of Egypt 34:34

5y ago34:34

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I don't even have anything funny or witty to say about this movie.It's a big budget movie that is about as bland as they come.By Jarrod Kane

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#14 – Showgirls 1:22:19

5y ago1:22:19

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Black Swan is nothing compared to Showgirls. Showgirls is out longest podcast episode yet, and we did not even cover everything. Hold onto your tits, because they're coming out for this film.It's showgirls, a movie that's meant to show the "real" side of being a Las Vegas showgirl but totally fails in that objective. Instead we get a movie that's f…

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#13 – Red Sonja 43:32

5y ago43:32

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By Jarrod Kane

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#12 – The Blood Of Heros 37:20

5y ago37:20

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Rutger Hauer, Joan Chen, and Vincent D'Onofrio are going to be scrambling on the floor while fighiting over a dogs skull. Yes, this is the game of JUGGERS! The ultimate game, well maybe the only game left over after what ever apocalypse happened.It's a fun trip through the Coober Pedy desert of Australia…

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