Best Jeff Emtman Podcasts (2024)

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Going Round in Circles [Waves] 4:54

1M ago4:54

4:54

Around the world People are going in circles Around the world Due to the unique way Neutrinowatch is created, you may need to consult the transcript to see who appears today. --- Created by Martin Austwick, with help from Jeff Emtman. Written and performed by: Jenny Adamthwaite Martin Austwick Vera Chok Fil Corbett Jeff Emtman Camilla Hannah Adrien…

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Dear John [Exquisite Corpus] 3:23

7M ago3:23

3:23

Dear John [Exquisite Corpus] Wendy has something to share, if only she could find the right words. A discombobulated beat poem might convey her emotions better than a straightforward letter. [This is perhaps better enjoyed alongside its transcript, and a cooling beverage] --- Made by Martin Austwick with help from Jeff Emtman. Find us at neutrino.w…

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HBM158: An Illusion 40:09

1+ y ago40:09

40:09

n the midst of a stressful move, HBM producer Jeff Emtman finds comfort in the phasing techniques developed by minimalist composer, Steve Reich. Note: this episode contains sounds that cannot be accurately represented by speakers. Please use headphones. Steve Reich compositions excerpted in this episode: Clapping Music, performed by Steve Reich and…

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HBM157: The Raw Whatever 39:51

1+ y ago39:51

39:51

Allen H Greenfield is a UFOlogist and occult researcher. He’s also a father of three. His first child, Alex was the subject of HBM155: Ghosts Aliens Burritos. In that episode, Alex tells stories from his childhood of chasing strange phenomena with his father. In this episode, Here Be Monsters host Jeff Emtman talks to Allen to get the “fatherly per…

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HBM156: Heavy Load-Bearing Body 19:19

1+ y ago19:19

19:19

Berlin’s Schwerbelastungskörper is a massive concrete structure that, today, is hidden in plain sight between a railroad and an apartment building. It’s one of just a dozen remaining pieces of Nazi Architecture in Berlin. And it’s not much to look at. It was built in 1941 as a test structure for a triumphal arch that Hitler wanted to build in that …

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You can really get to know someone by leafing through their diary [Almanac] 3:12

1+ y ago3:12

3:12

Wendy does her best to understand her friend John Welles through the daily digital diary he’s been keeping. This episode may best be enjoyed with its transcript. --- Created by Martin Austwick, with help from Jeff Emtman. With thanks to Tim McSmythurs, Dave Pickering and Lily Sloane. Find us at neutrino.watch and @neutrinowatch on twitter Transcrip…

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The HBM Art Exchange is Back! 12:34

1+ y ago12:34

12:34

The Here Be Monsters Art Exchange is back! It’s a really simple and wonderful thing where you, gentle listener, can mail a piece of art to a stranger and get a piece of art in return. It’s open to artists of all experience levels from around the world. The deadline to sign up is November 10th, 2022. Sign up and more info here: https://www.hbmpodcas…

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HBM155: Ghosts Aliens Burritos 32:16

2y ago32:16

32:16

Content Note: pervasive language, brief mentions of bigotry. Alex Greenfield says that there was no such thing as a normal day when he was a kid. His dad (Allen H Greenfield) self describes as a “researcher in the shadow world.” And his mom soon grew tired of her husband’s lifestyle, which included a lot of time on the road: chasing rumors of crypt…

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HBM154: Ancient Roman Recipes 24:26

2y ago24:26

24:26

Sally Grainger was originally a chef, but in her 20’s, she was gifted a copy of an ancient Roman cookbook called Apicius. Apicius is a bit of a fluke. It shouldn’t have survived the 2000-ish year journey into the modern era, but it did. And in this episode of Here Be Monsters, Grainger explains how Apicius persisted due to being a favorite text for…

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The Straight and Narrow 12:24

2y ago12:24

12:24

In 2012, a street preacher walking three small dogs tried to convince Jeff Emtman of his way of thinking about gender and the afterlife. In this Here Be Monsters brief, Jeff shares the short essay he originally wrote about the dinner party where they attempted to make an uneasy friendship. Jeff re-edited the essay in 2022 and gave pseudonyms to the…

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HBM153: Klänge from Berlin 50:15

2y ago50:15

50:15

The composer Pauline Oliveros thought there was a difference between hearing and listening. She defined hearing as a passive act, something done with the ears. But she defined listening as something active saying that listening happens in the brain. Sam Parker is a recordist who takes inspiration from Oliveros’ words and work. About six years ago, …

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HBM152: Dirt Becomes You 35:07

2y ago35:07

35:07

What do you want to happen to your body when you die? It’s a touchy topic where tradition, religion and death denial all come into play. But across much of the world, there are just two options: burial and cremation, which both have substantial ecological impacts. In 2019, Washington State passed SB 5001, which legalized several new options for dea…

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Gus by Gus - Musings and Magic [Cartomancy] 2:28

2+ y ago2:28

2:28

Alex and Rose are podcasters with a deep and unusual relationship to Gus Hommes’ music. Their podcast “Gus by Gus” explores the structure, politics, biography and spirituality of a different Gus Hommes song every day - for what might feel like an eternity. --- Created by Lily Sloane and Martin Austwick, with help from Jeff Emtman. With thanks to Sa…

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HBM151: Blowgun Time Warp 27:13

2+ y ago27:13

27:13

Season 10 of Here Be Monsters starts and host Jeff Emtman hallucinates his adolescence while working long hours. Scenes from middle school dances, dawn bus rides, the basement, and ( most crucially), a late-night raffle at a hardware store. Do you like Here Be Monsters? Tell your friends, support HBM on Patreon, and have your boss sponsor an episod…

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Season 10 is Coming! 4:41

2+ y ago4:41

4:41

Season 10 is nearly here! The season starts on March 9th and episodes will be released on a rolling basis until all ten shows are published. Want to advertise on an episode? Fill out the sponsorship request form. Want to support HBM with a small monthly donation? Become a patron on Patreon. Can’t wait to share the season with you. More soon. Produc…

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Leaving Spotify 12:55

2+ y ago12:55

12:55

I’ve decided to remove my work from Spotify. It’s not just their recent controversies around Joe Rogan, it’s a much bigger problem with the way that Spotify treats the medium. If you listen on an app other than Spotify, you don’t need to change anything, just stay subscribed, and you’ll get all the new episodes (Season 10 is coming soon!). If you d…

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Gluteal Strategies [Exquisite Corpus] 1:28

2+ y ago1:28

1:28

Gluteal strategies serves up a creative kick every day to get you unstuck from that jam you’re in. --- Made by Martin Austwick and Jeff Emtman. Find us at neutrino.watch and @neutrinowatch on twitter. Episode Transcript: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/6hs1lpwvsuauzzm/Gluteal%20Strategies%20%5BExquisite%20Corpus%5D.txt?dl=0…

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HBM150: Cold Water 40:23

3y ago40:23

40:23

The origins of Julia Susara’s chronic fatigue are hard to pin down. She still doesn’t know exactly how it started but suspects that a deeply broken heart had something to do with it. She spent about three years going through some excruciating physical sensations: immense chills, brain fogs, pregnancy nightmares and the feeling that her blood was ab…

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The Zookeeper, the Bartender, and the Seafarer [Waves] 11:23

3y ago11:23

11:23

Waves move through this story, somewhat governed by the gravitational action of the moon. That means at certain times of the month, some parts are going to be submerged, unfortunately. That’s just what happens when you write a piece involving the sea. I can’t stand around shouting at it like a podcaster version of Canute. It won’t make any differen…

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HBM149: The Daily Blast [Neutrinowatch] 2:00

3y ago2:00

2:00

A short episode from the new show Neutrinowatch: A Daily Generative Podcast. Each episode of Neutrinowatch changes a lil’ bit every day. This episode, The Daily Blast, features two computerized voices (Wendy and Ivan), who share the day’s news. To get new versions of this episode, you’ll need to either stream the audio in your podcast app/web brows…

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So What Exactly is Episode 149? 25:56

3y ago25:56

25:56

Episode 149 is an odd duck for sure. It changes every day due to some coding trickery that is happening behind the scenes. That episode is a part of a bigger project, a new podcast project that’s potentially the first of its kind. It’s called Neutrinowatch, and every day, each episode is regenerated with new content. But this is a conversation betw…

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The Daily Blast [Almanac] 1:34

3y ago1:34

1:34

Wendy and her friend have a daily conference call to share the news. It’s always better to hear bad news from a friendly source. --- Created by Jeff Emtman with help from Martin Austwick Find us at neutrino.watch and @neutrinowatch on twitter Transcript at: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/95lka75i3asdjk9/The%20Daily%20Blast%20%5BAlmanac%5D.txt?…

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The World Outside My Window [Song a Day] 4:07

3y ago4:07

4:07

By Jeff Emtman and Martin Austwick

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Wendy, Watch The Stars [Almanac] 7:23

3y ago7:23

7:23

Welcome to Skyjazz! Each night, Wendy and John broadcast live from a stadium in a different city of the world to tell you all about the stars and planets you can see above your heads - and, as ever, we start the show with a listener question! --- Created by Martin Austwick based on an original idea by Jeff Emtman. With thanks to Lily Sloane. Find u…

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Gus Hommes Has Creative Differences [Song a Day] 3:28

3y ago3:28

3:28

An acquaintance from John’s wild years reaches out to share demos of his new concept album. --- Created by Jeff Emtman with help from Martin Austwick. Find us at neutrino.watch and @neutrinowatch on twitter. Transcript: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/mtv87greg3hrbx6/Gus%20Hommes%20Has%20Creative%20Differences%20%5BSong%20a%20Day%5D.txt?dl=0…

Podcasts Worth a Listen

Jeff Emtman Podcasts

Podcasts Worth a Listen

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Neutrinowatch

Jeff Emtman and Martin Austwick

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Here Be Monsters

Here Be Monsters

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Behind the Podcast

Sydney Anderson

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Anxiety Club

Anxiety Club

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Going Round in Circles [Waves] 4:54

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Dear John [Exquisite Corpus] 3:23

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HBM158: An Illusion 40:09

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HBM157: The Raw Whatever 39:51

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HBM156: Heavy Load-Bearing Body 19:19

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You can really get to know someone by leafing through their diary [Almanac] 3:12

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The HBM Art Exchange is Back! 12:34

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HBM155: Ghosts Aliens Burritos 32:16

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HBM154: Ancient Roman Recipes 24:26

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The Straight and Narrow 12:24

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HBM153: Klänge from Berlin 50:15

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HBM152: Dirt Becomes You 35:07

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Gus by Gus - Musings and Magic [Cartomancy] 2:28

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HBM151: Blowgun Time Warp 27:13

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Season 10 is Coming! 4:41

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Leaving Spotify 12:55

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Gluteal Strategies [Exquisite Corpus] 1:28

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HBM150: Cold Water 40:23

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The Zookeeper, the Bartender, and the Seafarer [Waves] 11:23

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HBM149: The Daily Blast [Neutrinowatch] 2:00

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So What Exactly is Episode 149? 25:56

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The Daily Blast [Almanac] 1:34

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The World Outside My Window [Song a Day] 4:07

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Wendy, Watch The Stars [Almanac] 7:23

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Gus Hommes Has Creative Differences [Song a Day] 3:28

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