Season 2 drops the nuclear option early. Madame Foster manipulates Bloo into a night of debauchery, in which Bloo gives Mac drugs and the gang drag-races across town. When the hangover passes, she takes everyone bowling. Then Lauren Faust escapes from her cage and mauls us with the worst episode we've seen yet. And Herriman's secret side hustle is …

Thinking about it, this show still hasn't had a moral. Eduardo performs his twelve labors of owning a dog, but finds his hardest labor is speaking the Spanish language. Bloo goes from bullying small animals to kidnapping his friends, but faces their revenge as he is hunted like an animal while suffering a 24-hour-pneumonia. And Madame Foster releas…

Is torturing your characters for three episodes funny? This show dares to say yes, but the jury is out for everyone else. Bloo gains a stalker-killer as the rest of the house is too busy watching Hetero Hypnotoad, but he's too busy bullying his younger cousin and kidnapping mascots to care. Not even Wilt's good influence (and addiction to radio smu…

It is only the second episode, and the truly concerning stuff is out in full force! Herriman imposes dictatorial laws to torment Bloo, but gets his deserts when he suffers the worst fate of all: becoming an internet meme. Yet his macrame mandates are not the biggest obstacle for our leads, as Mac and Bloo find themselves trapped within the Escheria…

You thought they were dead, but imagine that, they're back! Connor and Agent Five break ground with Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, and boy do we start on a low note! The denizens of the home try to get out as early as they can, terrorizing a local mall in the process. Yet the greater horror is found within the house's walls, behind a vault so…

Our hosts step their toes into a series so malignant, they dare not give it more than one episode's thought. Dredging up some choice episodes from the world's most prolific buttocks-themed cartoon, they witness humanity's final whimper as a clerical error sends Adam Lyon to a nightmarish middle school full of semi-sapient zoo animals. Can the showr…

For Jimmy's grand finale, the showrunners make it explicit that he and Timmy are unambiguously evil and the shows' antagonists. Bored of tormenting their regular enemies, they create a supervillain capable of feeling physical and emotional pain to beat up. The background characters unionize to become one macro-Background Character, unified by their…

The results are in: Timmy's actually worse. Timmy causes an interdimensional incident because he is so repulsive that an entire dimension finds him unlovable. The boys both try to woo Cindy for their occult ritual dance, which she happily takes advantage of. Halfway through, the plot decides to begin, as Tim Curry heroically attempts to erase Retro…

Jimmy tosses us millions of years into the past, and we feel every second of it. Yolkus and friends, having nothing better to do, recreate the Junkman episode with even worse pacing than before. Sheen teaches some bad caricatures the true meaning of friendship, utilitarianism, then learns to fly I guess. Truth be told, the writers throw a lot at th…

Were it not for Sheen's counsel, I would have glassed your entire planet. The universe begins unraveling as the final stages of Jimmy's plan come to fruition. He discovers an infinite energy source on Mars, and will go to any ends to seize it for himself. Meanwhile, the writers decide it's time for us to finally hate Libby. And Hugh foils Jimmy's c…

We hate Carl. Jimmy assumes the role of Retroville's judge, jury and treasurer, and must wander the Test Field for his crimes. While he's away, Carl decides to fill the vacuum with his own brand of atrocity. In the background, Lovecraftian things are happening, but that's not the scary part. And Hugh's repressed hedonism comes out as he becomes a s…

The central themes of this episode are planet-wide mind control, and Jimmy's insufferable crush on Betty Quinlan, and the latter is more horrific. Granny Badness attempts a coup on Retroville, only for Jimmy to assert his credentials to prove why he should be in charge. Later, Better Jimmy creates an alternate dimension to escape Worse Jimmy's vile…

The search is over: we have found a good episode of Jimmy Neutron. Libby gets kidnapped by an shonen protagonist looking to master the ancient art of contorting oneself ghoulishly, and only Sheen and his incompetent dancing can save the day. Later, Jimmy's chihuahua complex leads him to snap, transforming the whole town into Stuart Littles. But whe…

The fact that this is not our first trigger warning for depictions of rape in Jimmy Neutron is the most upsetting parts. Carl gets a facehugger on the wrong end of his body, and the evil pro-choice Jimmy tries to stop him from dying. Meanwhile, Christian Slater's dignity is dragged through the mud again as he marries the show's T&A champion, who is…

Pull up your diapies, you nasty freaks, this one's a doozy. Cindy's inability to act like a person gets her and Jimmy lost at see, and only heterosexuality can save them. Rather than growing as a person, Jimmy decides to make his grossest invention yet in an effort to save his home. And Hugh becomes an unwitting participant in a terrorist campaign …

Connor and Agent Five are both seriously ill with bronchitis, and start hallucinating episodes that are better than the ones they actually watched. Jimmy is kidnapped and tormented by an old nemesis, but is never the wiser because he thinks this is just what academia is like. Later, he creates spray-on megalomania that transforms Libby into an evil…

It's time to do a pastiche of successful, well-regarded film series... but first, it's the Fantastic Four! Jimmy "accidentally" exposes his friends to lethal doses of ionizing radiation, and takes on the U.S. military with his findings! Later, a familiar foe shows up to positively dunk on the cast and do Retroville a much-needed service. And Hugh r…

Somewhere in heaven, God is crying into his hands asking "Why? Why wouldn't they take a hint that I didn't want them to watch this?" Jimmy accidentally brings an alien parasite to Earth, and Carl immediately starts an infestation. A vague approximation of Gremlins happens, but the only thing scary are the attempts at comedy. And Hugh finds a horrif…

The worst-case scenario has happened: we've encountered someone worse than Jimmy. A cracked-out rodent named Timmy Turner tries to rob Jimmy blind in his own lab, and causes an interdimensional incident that endangers all of Retroville... so basically, he's doing Jimmy's job for him. Meanwhile, a maniacal teacher tries to wipe out an entire race of…

Teams watching every episode of Jimmy Neutron lose their sanity 99.99% of the time. Jimmy responds to an alien phishing scam against everyone's warnings, and in doing so, signs up the Earth to be destroyed. He must best Tim Allen's gauntlet of unwatchable physical challenges if he is to ensure someone else's planet blows up, but will the promise of…

We may be on the edge, but we still don't need to, Skeet! Jimmy burns hundreds of thousands of dollars to move at a reasonable speed for moments at a time, and has to sell out to the corporations! But beware, he merely bides his time to unleash murder, drugs and pestilence upon the city. It's only when someone more materialistic and money-grubbing …

We're all doing our best to get off the Retroville planetoid today! Jimmy does his best to get his son-brother murdered by marauding aliens, and then sells out what few values he actually has to score with a theater kid. But who cares about that, because Connor drops a bombshell so big, Jimmy's neutron bombs are like firecrackers! And Hugh commits …

Legitimate trigger warning for discussions of sexual assault in this episode, because yeah, the show really goes there. Connor and Agent Five are pushed to the limits of their patience as Jimmy murders without consequence, practices slavery more than once, and nearly destroys the entire planet. Really, though, the biggest villains at this point are…

It's an absolute roller coaster of quality this week! Sheen's learning disorder is horrifically misdiagnosed, causing him to become the Emperor of Man, but he gets over it and has a cute couple moments with Libby. Jimmy's crimes are business as usual, but fortunately Carl picks up the slack by committing several felonies! And Hugh suffers when the …

All you need to know about these episodes is that the one where billions die is the good one. Jimmy accidentally causes a global extinction event while attempting to proofread his poetry, and then assassinates Santa Claus for fun. Connor nearly goes ballistic, while Agent Five is at a loss for words. And Hugh is unshackled from what little morality…

You know what would make a great children's television? An eleven-minute homage to a gory horror movie from the 70s! Jimmy murders his friends and family to turn them into undead worker drones, makes a bid to become Lindburgh's technocratic dictator, and attempts to cover up his most murderous creation to date. And Hugh kills wildlife on an unprece…

While trying to record their commentary for Attack of the Twonkies, Agent Five's internet suddenly dropped, leaving Connor alone with his thoughts. For reference, he'd been singing this song the entire recording session whenever their was a gap in the conversation, but once Agent Five disappeared, he released his inhibitions and just broke loose. H…

It's a Jimmy Neutron movie again! Get back here you coward! Jimmy gets jumped into the fake CIA to avoid being tried for murder, and is tasked with rescuing the world's worst super-spy. There's new friends, old enemies, and tons and tons of booty. And Hugh gets existential after transcending his humanity...…

Following the events of episode 10, Connor and Agent Five are here to bury Season 1 in a shallow grave. Jimmy hits that sweet spot of being evil and incompetent, but what's far more interesting is learning who created the little gremlin in the first place. The hosts give their thoughts on the season overall, and desperately search for a way that th…

Following right on the heels of last season, Jimmy needs minerals... for reasons! Jimmy performs a horrific experiment on himself and his friends to buy a pirated Doom WAD, and to fund this, he steals a truckload of ludicrously precious gems. Not all hope is lost, however, when an unexpected hero sets Jimmy up for the greatest embarrassment of his …

As we reach the end of an era, a primal hatred erupts from Connor and Agent Five. Jimmy tries to upgrade his necromancy device to a more convenient form, but when he gets flung back in time, it's up to his ork powers to save his skin. And Hugh commits an atrocity from which we will never recover...By Calamari Podcast Network

Our worst nightmares are realized! Hugh takes control of the show, hypocritically denouncing cheating before happily reaping its rewards. Despite refusing to be a parent at all, he proves he can be an even worse dad when his inhibitors are broken. And Jimmy creates a demonic pizza, which somehow feels like an afterthought...…

Jimmy Neutron is a Shithead finally gets its editing situation sorted out, and is now coming to you Sunday afternoons! Connor and Agent Five discuss where they've been, how editing the podcast has changed, and what exciting new projects to anticipate in like, I dunno, 2020? Please excuse the bumps along the way, our audio quality is on the path to …

In this double-feature episode, Agent Five and Connor lower their guards after watching some good Jimmy Neutron media for a change, and are thoroughly broken by its sequel. Jimmy is ostracized when his racist conspiracy theories turn out to be correct... that's it, really. Nothing happens in Eggpire. And Hugh manages to be annoying anyway, ensuring…

Like many clones of Carl before us, JNISH is alive again! Absolutely nobody pays attention to the writing or animation of these episodes, even as we meet the show's true villain: Britney. Also some unfunny old guy. There's a terrible party, a good video game, and a surprisingly meta representation of this very show! And Hugh destroys that which he …

In a shocking turn of events, Jimmy is not the plague on Retroville he normally is. Well, mostly. Half-and-half, I'd say. Jimmy tries to solve the crime of theft, but ends up committing crimes against humanity by accident. Then he actually releases a plague on Retroville, showing that he knows nothing about biology. And Hugh gets his very own episo…

Taking a break from soul-based alchemy, Jimmy returns to a more mundane form of evil that he visits upon his peers. Jimmy establishes himself as the fascist overlord of Retroville, unleashing biological weapons to both both establish order and sew chaos, and takes the passage of time itself into his clutches. And Hugh leads the citizens of Retrovil…

In an unexpectedly themed episode, we explore the metaphysical properties of the Jimmy Neutron universe. Jimmy switches his mind with everyone and everything in sight, kills himself through his own hubris, and then refuses to admit his ghostliness by trying to disprove the supernatural. And Hugh finds a way to abuse children and animals at the same…

Jimmy gets even more big-headed than usual, and that's saying something! The evil boy genius fails to have empathy for his victims even as their roles are reversed, endangers his friends because his misogyny outweighs his survival instinct, and kills hundreds if not thousands with environmental terrorism. Also he cheats at a talent show. And Hugh r…

The investigators are fully immersed in the series proper, and thus are forced to watch four episodes of this awful show. Jimmy seizes the forces of life itself to create and then immediately try to kill new family members and then, not content with ruining one timeline, rewrites history in pursuit of money and Wikipedia. And Hugh's murderous natur…

Our intrepid researchers take their first steps into the Boy Genius's twisted world, and are immediately beset upon by disgust and horror. Pantsless shrieking children are just the beginning of the atrocities as Jimmy invents an unscrupulous robot slave and endangers everyone thanks to his fragile ego. And Hugh's filthy secret begins to reveal itse…