Today on Mysteries of Mewni, we discover the secrets of Celena the Shy! Unfortunately, I was NOT able to finish the trivia game this week. Here's hoping I can finish it next week! Links: Twitter: https://twitter.com/mewnimystery Tumblr: http://mysteriesofmewni.tumblr.com/ Email: joe4gf@gmail.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/user?u=3841285 Survey: h…

Hey magical princesses! Today we talk about why Toffee's finger is so important! Note: this is a RE-UPLOAD because I had technical problems with the first one. Sorry about the static; couldn't be helped. Links: Twitter: https://twitter.com/mewnimystery Tumblr: http://mysteriesofmewni.tumblr.com/ Email: joe4gf@gmail.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/…

In this episode, I dissect Marco's "stuck in life" dream from the episode Red Belt. I also talk about what it means in light of recent events. Pledge: As magical princesses, we promise to protect our home dimensions, never let ourselves express individuality, and generally prepare ourselves to be queens. If we fail, then may we be sent straight to …

Who is Queen Eclipsia? What do we know about her? What are her intentions? These questions may or may not be answered today, on Mysteries of Mewni! Pledge: As magical princesses, we promise to protect our home dimensions, never let ourselves express individuality, and generally prepare ourselves to be queens. If we fail, then may we be sent straigh…

Today we will talk about why Jackie may or may not be a mermaid, as well as what the effect will be on the plot if this is true! Pledge: As magical princesses, we promise to protect our home dimensions, never let ourselves express individuality, and generally prepare ourselves to be queens. If we fail, then may we be sent straight to St. Olga’s Ref…

Today I discuss a theory not in the traditional sense, but in the sense of a complex explanation of why things work the way they do in this show. The topic is Star's problems. Next week I will be taking a hiatus because things sprung up in my personal life. But, I will be back on April 5th with more fun topics! Pledge: As magical princesses, we pro…

Today we're talking about what will happen in the next episode! Get your EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK at the plot for this one right here, right now! Pledge: As magical princesses, we promise to protect our home dimensions, never let ourselves express individuality, and generally prepare ourselves to be queens. If we fail, then may we be sent straight to S…

Today we'll be talking about my Fave 5 episodes of season 2B, also known as Starbuary! What did I like? What did I hate? Find out right here! Next week: what will Marco do next? Pledge: As magical princesses, we promise to protect our home dimensions, never let ourselves express individuality, and generally prepare ourselves to be queens. If we fai…

In today's episode of Mysteries of Mewni, I give you my fave 5 episodes of season 2A! Pledge: As magical princesses, we promise to protect our home dimensions, never let ourselves express individuality, and generally prepare ourselves to be queens. If we fail, then may we be sent straight to St. Olga’s Reform School for Wayward Princesses without s…

Unfortunately, this will be the last episode uploaded to SoundCloud unless someone donates to my Patreon. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6bv5ShPsiwDc_oPIPg7rfw is the link to my YouTube channel.By Joe Gratz

Today we'll talk about a totally original idea that nobody has ever done before: my Fave 5 episodes of season 1! Next week will be season 2A, and the following week will be season 2B. Pledge: As magical princesses, we promise to protect our home dimensions, never let ourselves express individuality, and generally prepare ourselves to be queens. If …

Welcome to the final episode of Short Takes Week! Sorry, the episode is kind of a jumbled mess today. I tried a new writing format, and it didn't go very well. Anyway, today I'm answering a lot of questions about the historic battle between Toffee and Moon. Pledge: As magical princesses, we promise to either prepare ourselves to be queens, or to go…

Only 2 days left until Raid the Cave! Today on Short Takes Week, I discuss how Ludo might have originally gathered his army, and what that means for him and the monster community. Pledge: As magical princesses, we promise to either prepare ourselves to be queens, or to go straight to St. Olga's. Links: Twitter: https://twitter.com/mewnimystery Tumb…

Only 3 days left until Raid the Cave! Today on Short Takes Week, I discuss one of my most requested topics: Mina Loveberry. I'll talk about her one episode, whether she'll be back, and who she really is. Pledge: As magical princesses, we promise to either prepare ourselves to be queens, or to go straight to St. Olga's. Links: Twitter: https://twitt…

Only 4 days left until Raid the Cave! Today's Short Takes Week theory piggy-backs off of yesterday's. I talk about how the names of the queens alone could tell us a lot about their personalities and about history repeating itself. Pledge: As magical princesses, we promise to either prepare ourselves to be queens, or to go straight to St. Olga's. Li…

Only 5 days left until Raid the Cave! Today in Short Takes Week, I talk about the cheek marks of Star and the other Mewman queens, and what they could be telling us. Pledge: As magical princesses, we promise to either prepare ourselves to be queens, or to go straight to St. Olga's. Links: Twitter: https://twitter.com/mewnimystery Tumblr: http://mys…

Welcome back to Short Takes Week! Only 6 days until Raid the Cave! Today, we talk about Mewnipendance Day and the parallels to American history. Pledge: As magical princesses, we promise to either prepare ourselves to be queens, or to go straight to St. Olga's. Links: Twitter: https://twitter.com/mewnimystery Tumblr: http://mysteriesofmewni.tumblr.…

Welcome to Short Takes Week! Today, we will discuss why Mewmans have different anatomy than humans and what that means. Pledge: As magical princesses, we promise to either prepare ourselves to be queens, or to go straight to St. Olga's. Links: Twitter: https://twitter.com/mewnimystery Tumblr: http://mysteriesofmewni.tumblr.com/ Email: joe4gf@gmail.…

Today, I make a few important announcements about the future of this show. Tune in this year for more Mysteries of Mewni! Links: Twitter: https://twitter.com/mewnimystery Tumblr: http://mysteriesofmewni.tumblr.com/ Email: joe4gf@gmail.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/user?u=3841285By Joe Gratz

I need your help, magical princesses! Please support the show with a donation to my Patreon page! Links: Twitter: https://twitter.com/mewnimystery Tumblr: http://mysteriesofmewni.tumblr.com/ Email: joe4gf@gmail.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/user?u=3841285By Joe Gratz

Happy almost-new year, magical princesses! In today's very special episode, I break down one of my most requested topics: what will Ludo do with his wand and new spell book? You'll also learn how Glossaryck will factor in, and how much chaos Ludo could end up causing. Pledge: As magical princesses, we promise to protect our home dimensions, never l…

Merry Christmas, my magical princesses! In today's episode, we will talk about Star, holidays, and what she would think of Christmas. Warning: do not listen to this podcast if you are offended by the word Christmas. Pledge: As magical princesses, we promise to protect the holiday season, uphold all the traditions of our home dimensions, and finish …

Magical princesses, I've realized that my announcement yesterday was a little unclear, so I've decided to clarify it with today's short episode. I'll talk about future episodes of the show, and when to look for them. Links: Twitter: https://twitter.com/mewnimystery Tumblr: http://mysteriesofmewni.tumblr.com/ Email: joe4gf@gmail.com Patreon: https:/…

Welcome back magical princesses! Today we will talk about the possibility of a crossover with Star and other shows. We'll talk about crossovers in general, and the three shows I think are most likely to cross over with it right now. Unfortunately, this might be my last episode of the year. I'll do my best to get out a few episodes between now and l…

Welcome back magical princesses! Last week we talked about what the blood moon does. Today we'll link it with St. Olga's, Toffee, and the Mewman royalty! Pledge: As magical princesses, we promise to protect our home dimensions, never let ourselves express individuality, and generally prepare ourselves to be queens. If we fail, then may we be sent s…

Welcome back magical princesses! Today we'll do part 1 of my analysis on the blood moon. Today's episode is all about what the blood moon actually did and how it works. Next week we'll talk about linking the blood moon to St. Olga's, Toffee, and Mewman royalty! Pledge: As magical princesses, we promise to protect our home dimensions, never let ours…

Welcome back, magical princesses, to the final installment of my Storm the Castle analysis! Today I will talk about the meaning of the word "cleaved" and how it relates to Toffee. Links: Twitter: https://twitter.com/mewnimystery Tumblr: http://mysteriesofmewni.tumblr.com/ Email: joe4gf@gmail.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/user?u=3841285…

Welcome back, magical princesses, for Storm the Castle analysis part 2! Today I will talk about Toffee's master plan, and how it factors into this all-important episode. Note: I know, this episode is the shortest one yet. But there were two convenient stopping points in this topic and I just had to break it up. Links: Twitter: https://twitter.com/m…

Welcome back magical princesses! Today we'll dive into our three part analysis of Storm the Castle. In part 1, I'll talk about Marco's destiny, and provide a few insights into his interactions with Toffee. Over the next two weeks, we'll continue our analysis of this very important episode. Pledge: As magical princesses, we promise to protect our ho…

In today's short episode, I talk about 3 ways you can get on Mysteries of Mewni! You can donate to me on Patreon, suggest a topic, or make your own episode! Here are the links so you can actually do the things I talk about on the show: Twitter: https://twitter.com/mewnimystery Tumblr: http://mysteriesofmewni.tumblr.com/ Email: joe4gf@gmail.com Patr…

Welcome back to Mysteries of Mewni! I read lots of analyses on Sleepover this week, so I decided to put my other plans on hold to do my own analysis. I will clear the air on this episode by creating even more confusion. Pledge: As magical princesses, we promise to protect our home dimensions, never let ourselves express individuality, and generally…

Welcome back, magical princesses! Today's episode deals with Tom. I'll talk about his personality, why he and Star broke up, and a theory I have connecting him with several other characters. Pledge: As magical princesses, we promise to protect our home dimensions, never let ourselves express individuality, and generally prepare ourselves to be quee…

Welcome back, magical princesses! In today’s episode, I take a break from theories and give you my take on the ship formerly known as Starco. I'll talk about who knows about this ship, who ships it, and my personal opinion on the matter. Pledge: As magical princesses, we promise to protect our home dimensions, never let ourselves express individual…

In today's episode of Mysteries of Mewni, I talk about the wand, its powers, and the mystery surrounding it. Pledge: As magical princesses, we promise to protect our home dimensions, never let ourselves express individuality, and generally prepare ourselves to be queens. If we fail, then may we be sent straight to St. Olga’s Reform School for Waywa…

On today's episode of Mysteries of Mewni, I talk about what has been happening at St. Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses. NOTE: with the release of Goblin Dogs, this theory may be proven right or wrong rather quickly. Pledge: As magical princesses, we promise to protect our home dimensions, never let ourselves express individuality, and ge…

The first episode of the brand new Star vs the Forces of Evil theory podcast, Mysteries of Mewni! In this episode I talk about Queen Moon, King River, and their relationship with each other and Star. Sorry for any bad sound quality. This is the first time I've done a podcast. Pledge: As magical princesses, we promise to protect our home dimensions,…