Joy and I just wanted to give you a heads-up: we weren't super good at this when we started out! We like to think we got better with time, we definitely got better gear and figured out the episode flow, anyway! If you struggle a bit with our early seasons, we totally understand. That's why we recommend if you are a new listener, maybe skip ahead to…

It all comes down to this! We are joined one more time by an awesome crew of our Patrons to say goodbye to Parks and Rewatch and discuss fun finale topics like some of the best and worst series finales of all time, comfort foods, and what makes a perfect day. Thank you listeners for joining us on this crazy ride, it's been amazing! Support the Show…

We're back to finish this thing! In today's episode, we talk about penultimate episodes, underground dance competitions, and much more! This was also the first of two live recordings with a very rowdy crew of our Patrons as we celebrate Parks and Rewatch coming to an end. Thanks for the laughs everyone, we'll see you in the final next week! Support…

Hello, friends! It has been a minute for sure! I think in our own ways, Joe and I have both been avoiding finishing this series out. It has been such an amazing journey since we launched on March 6 of 2020. Y’all have been with us in the ups and in the downs and honestly, we couldn’t have made it without you. Every gift of your comments, feedback, …

NINJAS ATTACK! Join us as we celebrate the last episode of the JKSAMES and do a deep dive into that wild disclaimer! Support the Show.By Joy Blue & Joe Patterson

Grab your ponchos and get ready to rethink the very idea of pie as we dive into pie competitions, politics, and more! Support the Show.By Joy Blue & Joe Patterson

April doesn't know what she wants to do with her life, Leslie is sure you don't mess with the itinerary font. We're sure we're going to dive into things in this episode like all the political cameos and the Hamburglar! Support the Show.By Joy Blue & Joe Patterson

Dress up in your best brocade and bring your own tri-tip (just in case) because it's time to celebrate Donna and Joe's wedding! Celebrations include deep dives into Dig Dug, micro-naps, and more! Support the Show.By Joy Blue & Joe Patterson

Today we're releasing the hounds and discussing colognes and the FDA, what it means to be a "Butler of Honor" and much more! Support the Show.By Joy Blue & Joe Patterson

Join us as we investigate the serious allegashe that Gryzzl is not as chill as they claim, and discuss other chill topics like how futuristic language ages in movies and TV, what data mining is, and the video from The Ring! Support the Show.By Joy Blue & Joe Patterson

We're back with the most important bottle episode in the series! Leslie and Ron finally work out their differences as we dive into Leslie's timeline of their conflict and much more! Support the Show.By Joy Blue & Joe Patterson

Let's keep the ball rolling as we binge watch the future and dive into things like William Henry Harrison, his tin ball, and more! Support the Show.By Joy Blue & Joe Patterson

Join us for the epic final battle with Tammy 2! Jamm's sanity hangs in the balance as we dive into Ben & Jerry's, Saturn's return, and more! Support the Show.By Joy Blue & Joe Patterson

We've jumped through time! Join us as we discuss some of the big changes the show made going into its 7th season and how they were received, loafers with no socks, hot fudge pipelines, and more! Support the Show.By Joy Blue & Joe Patterson

We've got a lot of ground to cover in this episode, but just remember, it's all about the cones. Join us as we dive deeper into some topics discussed at Gryzzl, the differences between the producer's cut and the regular version of this episode, and much more! Support the Show.By Joy Blue & Joe Patterson

Imagine this intro being read in a calm voice as we ShamWow your stress and guide you through discussions of signed guitars, triplets, and much more! Support the Show.By Joy Blue & Joe Patterson

We're back and ready to uncork this episode! Join us for dives about what it takes to become a sommelier, tie dimples, and more! It's going to be a grape time. Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

Hop in the limo, people, we're going to prom! It's going to be an elegant (but most importantly free) event that includes dives about confetti cannons (sorry Ben), prom themes, and much more! Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

We're back! And naturally we're catching up on the big questions. Will Leslie find a replacement for Ann? Will Ron find peace and quiet while surveying parks? What has the raccoon gang been up to in our absence? Oh Captain, my Captain, we're going to find out! Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

You're going to need a lot of maple syrup for this one, because we're diving into what it would actually look like to eat waffles for 2 straight hours, as well as public polls gone wrong, and so much more! Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

Watch out for bees as we strip back the carpet on this episode to reveal the red pine-level goodness of things like baby showers and the Kool-Aid Guy! Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

If you think of this podcast as an enchanted carriage, then hopefully you'll enjoy riding with us through a magical adventure involving stuffed crust pizza, dogs made of spiders, and much more! Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

Ain't no party like a Parks and Rewatch party because today we're diving into ice cream sandwiches, groundbreakings, and so much more! Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

Join us as we head to life's farmer's market to answer questions like, "Is Swiss chard really from Switzerland?" "How many pounds of mashed potatoes would a trash bag full of mashed potatoes actually be?" Trust us, the answers might be unbe-leaf-able. Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

We're saying this because you need to hear it: screw bisque! Now that's out of the way, join us as we dive into Leslie's return to the Parks department, as well as cheeses and types of soup! Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

That's our spaghetti, Chewbacca. Join us as we dive into jet lag, gifts to give someone who lost their dream job, and more! Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

Are the cones a metaphor? Well, yes and no. This podcast isn't a metaphor though, we have some very real deep dives about hibachi and edamame (spoiler alert, Jamm's eating it wrong), and much more! Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

We may not be Rad Dads, but we've still got a fun podcast episode for you as we dive into fluroide, fax cover sheet protocols, Moby Dick, and much more! Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

Put on your thinking PJs and grab a big cup of hot chocky (with mini marshmallows) because it's time to dive into all things Bloosh, like the different types of quinoa and the much cooler name for a Goji berry! Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

Lace up your skates and grab a frozen marg, we're turning up the heat on skee ball, night hunting, and much more! Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

This episode has two goals: discuss this episode like we usually do, and correctly pronounce "Swedish massage." Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

Saddle up your dressage horses, because it's time to dive into the world of horse dancing as a sport, the time-honored fashion accessory that is shoulder pads, and much more! Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

Join us this week as we dive into the JJ's Diner Wall of Fame, the word "gauche" and how gauche it is that Ron can't figure out how to ERASE ALL PICTURES OF RON. Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

We're finishing out our time in Europe by asking questions like: is Olga hiding a dark secret just under the surface? Why is a symmetrical vegetable so satisfying? And much more! Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

All aboard for Hogwarts and other things that definitely exist in London! Today we're deep diving crossword puzzles, Leslie's many phases, and much more! Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

We're back, it's a new year, and we're finishing off season 5 with a bang! Joe can't stop alliterating, we come up with a pitch for a bonus Hallmark movie, and there's a deep dive about accidentally ingesting candy wrappers! Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

ummmm. we said in the last episode that we'd have a new episode today. then life happened. and Joy is typing this really fast and um wow. All that to say - So sorry our schedules changed and we don't have the conclusion of Season 5 today! But we'll be back with you next week! Love you and like you! Support the Show.…

Grab a snow cone and join us on the miniature links as we dive into the Hoover Dam, Chenille care, and more! Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

In this episode, we discuss resting heart rates, mac and cheese pizza, and more! Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

Grab your X-Men PJs and your hoop and join us as we dive into Belgian waffle makers, obsolete laws, and much more! Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

Watch out for traps, because we're heading to Animal Control and you need both of your running feet! Join us as we dive into scent artistry, how much a Rolexus might actually cost, and much more! Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

In this special Thanksgiving week episode, Joe and Joy take a holiday-themed "Would You Rather?" quiz! Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

Hungry bronze eagles, Fred the Sled, and the logistics of having an organic gardening competition with one's own tastebuds are just a few of the things we dive into in this episode, so join us as we head to Partridge! Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

Is this episode too big to fail? Join us as we dive into all of the movies referenced in this episode, Japanese slime candy, and much more! Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

We're joined by a crew of our amazing patrons to dive into ficuses, canned butt whooping, and much more! *Note: Joe is so tired from sleepless nights with a new puppy (you should have seen how many times he misspelled "correspondents" while prepping this episode) that he forgot to include the audio from patrons singing JR's intro and our goodbye un…

We love you and we like you, so join us as we dive into stink bombs, the viability of pie as a Horcrux, and much more! Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

Pawnee reels from simulated disaster as we spring into action and dive into polygraph testing, citrus reaming, and more! Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

The calzones may have betrayed you, but we won't, as God is our witness! Join us as we dive into wedding traditions (spoiler alert, many of them were created to ward off evil spirits), Team Aniston, and much more! Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson

Surprise everyone! For this week's episode, Joy and I meet in person for the very first time, and had such a great time going back over our show notes from the very first episode of the podcast! We didn't think it was going to work out for us to meet up for the last minute, so the audio quality won't be up to our usual standards, but we had so much…

Roll up your sleeves and strike a pose, because Google Earth is always takin' pics. It's time to get into some garbage! And, you know, deep dives about basketball, gender equality, and garbage collection! Support the Show.By Joy Bork & Joe Patterson