The episode where there is something erratically wrong with that telephone. What’s the lowest setting on a war machine? On this podcast, we resist all attempts to change us into somebody else! This episode was recorded on 04 May 2024. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher. I guess we still have a Twitte…

The episode where we talk about the backstory of a tower in London, but not the Tower of London. What did Kyle get that’s 20-30% bigger than his old one, which was already a decent size? On this podcast, we understand! This episode was recorded on 04 May 2024. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher. I gu…

The episode where Steven is really into the light gun. Are they going to have to suck the Doctor energy out of Jano? On this podcast, we’re fans of liberating oppressed people! The fanfiction story Benny wrote: Time and Relative Dimensions in Space the Final Frontier. This episode was recorded on 6 April 2024. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.co…

The episode where everyone sucks now, because of the general situation. Is there a better word for “intransference”? On this podcast, as a source of energy, we could be of great value! This episode was recorded on 6 April 2024. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher. I guess we also have a Twitter or wha…

The episode where the Doctor gives breathing coaching. Why don’t young people go down the corridor? On this podcast, we’re some of the people from beyond time! This episode was recorded on 16 March 2024. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher. I guess we also have a Twitter or whatever. Check out Circuit…

The episode where Steven doesn’t understand fashion. What device does the Doctor do calculations with? On this podcast, we have been plotting the course of the Doctor’s space-time ship for many light-years! This episode was recorded on 16 March 2024. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher. I guess we als…

The episode where the Wyatts and Clantons press Escape through the cutscene. Will Johnny Ringo’s final prediction come true? On this podcast, we’d rather face trial than Wearp, Vearp, and Holliday together! This episode was recorded on 2 March 2024. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher. I guess we also…

The episode where Charlie the bartender pours one out for himself. How many times can the Clantons get dragged in one episode? On this podcast, if’n we’re involved in a killin’, we don’t leave no messages, we git! This episode was recorded on 2 March 2024. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher. I guess …

The episode where Doc Holliday needs booze. Should the Doctor wait for the Clantons’ late brother? On this podcast, in our whole lives, we never killed a friend! This episode was recorded on 3 February 2024. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher. I guess we also have a Twitter or whatever. Check out Cir…

The episode where it probably takes Benny longer than any listener to understand the title. What do you have in your sawdust? On this podcast, we’ve always wanted to be a cowboy, see what it was like in the Wild West! https://blog.lovarzi.co.uk/doctor-who-missing-episodes-found/ This episode was recorded on 3 February 2024. Email us at thedoctorswa…

The episode where Cyril the Adult Schoolboy’s vibes haven’t gotten any better. Does Pokemon logic apply to the Toymaker’s games? On this podcast, we hate to lose, so we make sure that we never do! This episode was recorded on 13 January 2024. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher. I guess we also have a…

The episode where Matilda has opinions on a ship name. Are the ballerina dolls raving to the waltz? On this podcast, dance with me and dance, dance dance dance! https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/wug This episode was recorded on 13 January 2024. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher. I guess we also have a …

The episode where there are games within games. Which version of the “eeny, meeny, miny, moe” rhyme does the King of Hearts use? On this podcast, don’t be like the clowns! This episode was recorded on 02 December 2023. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher. I guess we also have a Twitter or whatever. Ch…

The episode where Steven is into Steven’s Greatest Hits. Why is Benny glad this episode is missing? (Spoiler / CW: It’s because there are clowns.) On this podcast, we tune in for two old men yelling at each other! This episode was recorded on 02 December 2023. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher. I gu…

The episode where Steven cooks up a plan. Now that Two is dead, does that mean Three is Two? On this podcast, we will wait for the passing of one day before we think in terms of employing defensive measures! This episode was recorded on 19 November 2023. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher. I guess we…

The episode where Three doesn’t want to Four-warn the Refusians. How would a Monoid wear a monocle? On this podcast, when we start our life on that planet, it will be with no reference of any kind to the time when we were secondary beings! Note: This episode contains some background noise toward the start, but it clears up pretty quickly! This epis…

The episode where the Doctor objects to Dodo using strange new slang like “OK.” When does a Person of Action start getting debuffs? On this podcast, we must make the strangers answer for the terrible crime they’ve committed! This episode was recorded on 21 October 2023. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-wat…

The episode where we contemplate the worst consequences of us failing at our jobs, and the ramifications for the human race. Do the Monoids call the humans Duoids? On this podcast, we’ve been taking a look at our instruments in there, and it’s really very strange! This episode was recorded on 21 October 2023. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com…

The episode where any Skaven listening should be on their best behavior. How beastly is Steven? On this podcast, we were right to do as we did, yes, that we firmly believe! This episode was recorded on 30 September 2023. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter or whatever at @DoctorWatcher. I guess we also have a Tumblr. Check…

The episode where we see how honest men are treated in France. How many centuries have to pass in between two people looking exactly the same? On this podcast, we would cosplay as the Abbot of Amboise if we got a good opportunity! This episode was recorded on 30 September 2023. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter or whatev…

The episode where Steven has a checklist of subquests. Is it Port San Marteen or Point Saint Martin? On this podcast, we know nothing about anything or what’s going on in Paris! This episode was recorded on 9 September 2023. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter or whatever at @DoctorWatcher. I guess we also have a Tumblr. C…

The episode where we briefly discuss Alan Smithee and David Agnew without being able to remember the names Alan Smithee or David Agnew. How far does the urchin network go? On this podcast, we skipped the tutorial and now we’re questioning our choices! This episode was recorded on 9 September 2023. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Follow us …

The episode where Mavic Chen does not get exterminated off-camera. Is it style, or is he in denial? On this podcast, we always like implications that weird things are happening! This episode was recorded on 19 August 2023. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter or whatever at @DoctorWatcher. Check out Circuit 23’s music at ht…

The episode where Sara and Steven look for an excuse to make time fly without time travel. What do Daleks like almost as much as exterminating people? On this podcast, though we are all equal partners with the Daleks on this great conquest, some of us are more equal than others! This episode was recorded on 19 August 2023. Email us at thedoctorswat…

The episode where we didn’t intend to do math. What’s the difference between “voice audio” and a loudspeaker system? On this podcast, we are capable of exterminating all! This episode was recorded on 29 July 2023. Follow us on Twitter or whatever at @DoctorWatcher. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://soun…

The episode where Mavic Chen ships Monktor. Why does the Dalek time machine’s control room suck? On this podcast, we’re just passing time travelers, anxious to be on our way! This episode was recorded on 29 July 2023. Follow us on Twitter or whatever at @DoctorWatcher and on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Ch…

The episode where Matilda is very cat. Where did the taranium come from? On this podcast, we sometimes con-flate con-ventions and con-ferences! This episode was recorded on 17 June 2023. Follow us on Twitter at @DoctorWatcher and on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://soundc…

The episode where the Doctor recognizes a familiar face. What is Kyle’s favorite Loose Cannon moment so far? On this podcast, we are citizens of the universe, and gentlemen to boot! This episode was recorded on 17 June 2023. Follow us on Twitter at @DoctorWatcher and on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Check o…

The episode where Steven is a man of action, but not a man of electronics. How would someone smooch a Dalek? On this podcast, we’ll see about those treadmills! This episode was recorded on 27 May 2023. Follow us on Twitter at @DoctorWatcher and on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Check out Circuit 23’s music a…

The episode where anyone or anything that was in this room at the time of the experiment is now being transmitted through space. What kind of arm does Dalek Carl have? On this podcast, we were most concerned about the mice! CW: This episode depicts the death of some mice. This episode was recorded on 27 May 2023. Follow us on Twitter at @DoctorWatc…

The episode where we take a few moments of stunned silence. Is there an ambush, or was there just no budget for extras? On this podcast, nothing will stand in the way of our plan to conquer the universe! This episode was recorded on 6 May 2023. Follow us on Twitter at @DoctorWatcher and on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher. Email us at thedoctorswatche…

The episode where the Daleks prepare the neutronic randomizer. What does Kyle’s partner call Matilda? On this podcast, Bret got us off very well! This episode was recorded on 6 May 2023. Follow us on Twitter at @DoctorWatcher and on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://soundc…

The episode where the Daleks put Operation Inferno into execution at once. How sorcerous is Zephon, Master of the Fifth Galaxy? On this podcast, we are not satisfied with just a part of a galaxy! This episode was recorded on 15 April 2023. Follow us on Twitter at @DoctorWatcher and on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gma…

The episode where Beans shows off his new trick. What is the worst possible answer to a question about an actor’s ethnicity in a 1960’s TV show? On this podcast, we want to climb aboard our Spar and drift about the solar system! This episode was recorded on 15 April 2023. Follow us on Twitter at @DoctorWatcher and on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher. …

The episode where all horses are great and all cats are beautiful. Where is the exit on the Trojan Horse? On this podcast, we’re all just in it for the loot! This episode was recorded on 18 February 2023. Follow us on Twitter at @DoctorWatcher. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://soundcloud.com/circuit23 …

The episode where Odysseus gets specific about how nervous the Doctor makes him. Why did Odysseus reject the idea of tunneling under the walls? On this podcast, our catapult is ready, and it seems a great pity to waste it! This episode was recorded on 28 January 2023. Follow us on Twitter at @DoctorWatcher. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. …

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The episode where Vicki is nobody of importance, just someone from the future. How would Odysseus review a podcast? On this podcast, with all eternity to choose from, we did rather well! This episode was recorded on 28 January 2023. Follow us on Twitter at @DoctorWatcher. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Check out Circuit 23’s music at http…

The episode where Menelaus delivers a low blow against his bro. Are people with eyepatches evil, cool, or both? On this podcast, we sincerely salute Hector’s witty way with words! This episode was recorded on 17 December 2022. Follow us on Twitter at @DoctorWatcher. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://sou…

The episode where the writers picked character names designed to prevent shipping. What’s the best part of Lancashire? On this podcast, we want to be space freighter captains! This episode was recorded on 17 December 2022. Follow us on Twitter at @DoctorWatcher. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://soundcl…

The episode where there is a good lesson for the kids, which the Drahvins don’t learn. What’s the point of an airlock if your spaceship has open windows? On this podcast, we are strange beings to you; you’ve never met anything like us! This episode was recorded on 25 November 2022. Follow us on Twitter at @DoctorWatcher. Email us at thedoctorswatch…

The episode where Maaga’s villain speech would make a great villain song. Did Steven knock out the guard, or did she just fall asleep? On this podcast, we have heard of creatures like these, they help one another! This episode was recorded on 25 November 2022. Follow us on Twitter at @DoctorWatcher. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Check ou…

The episode where Benny didn’t remember, remember. Does Docitecture apply to spaceships? On this podcast, your choices are leaves or pills! CW: This episode includes allusions to modern politics, including the ‘MAGA’ movement. This episode was recorded on 5 November 2022. Follow us on Twitter at @DoctorWatcher. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.c…

The episode where the Doctor skips straight to finding out. How far did George Lucas get in Doctor Who? On this podcast, we wonder if it’s possible to have a planet so obviously conducive to life, and yet without any! This episode was recorded on 5 November 2022. Follow us on Twitter at @DoctorWatcher. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Check…

The episode where we wear our holiday garb. What did Benny accidentally show Kyle? On this podcast, we sometimes spend an immense amount of time setting up a joke! This episode was recorded on 16 October 2022. Follow us on Twitter at @DoctorWatcher. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://soundcloud.com/circu…

The episode where a thruple is prevented for lack of a good ship name. What Mark is the Doctor’s TARDIS (and does the Doctor care)? On this podcast, we count ourselves very fortunate people to be here…! This episode was recorded on 24 September 2022. Follow us on Twitter at @DoctorWatcher. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Check out Circuit …

The episode where Steven’s ancestors had a saying that’s applicable here. When do you split the party, and when do you get the party back together? On this podcast, we think any tying-up can be kinky! This episode was recorded on 24 September 2022. Follow us on Twitter at @DoctorWatcher. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Check out Circuit 23…

The episode where our heroes are suspected of being spikings. Why is this man meddling, and why is he a monk? On this podcast, we shake our fists at the sky while shouting “Dennis!” CW: This episode of Doctor Who contains an implied sexual assault that happens off-screen. This episode was recorded on 13 August 2022. Follow us on Twitter at @DoctorW…

The episode with a descendant of Alabama Man and a descendant of Hur. Is Doctor Who still an educational show if the Viking helmets have horns on them? On this podcast, we do fear strangers, but we’re very happy to welcome a traveler! This episode was recorded on 13 August 2022. Follow us on Twitter at @DoctorWatcher. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@…

The episode where our heroes help themselves to a piece of eternity. Are the Mechanoids cooler than the Daleks? On this podcast, we’d like to upload our consciousness into a giant metallic d50! This episode was recorded on 30 July 2022. Follow us on Twitter at @DoctorWatcher. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com. Check out Circuit 23’s music at …