MRITQ’s Podcasts

Matiu joins Sam this week to ingest a couple of bags of the good stuff then throw 20 Q's at the new horror comedy action? Pass? movie that is Cocaine Bear. Featuring Q's like Were we meant to feel sorry for anyone in this? How would we survive a bear attack? What's the largest animal that we could take on, even if it had ingested a ton of blow? But…

While Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania might be the new cash cow for the MCU, we decided to go back and do what started it all, 2008's Iron Man. Featuring Q's like: Would the MCU still be going if this hadn't been as critically and commercially successful? What other franchise needed a recasting? How would we feel if billionaires legit did this? B…

Another throw back to the 90's as 90's Action Queen Liz (TM) joins Sam to discuss the pinnacle of the waddling seaman stain that is Steven Segal. Join us as we ponder things like. As far as major Hollywood films go: 1. Does this movie have the absolute worst two acting performances in the lead roles of all time? 2: does this movie have the absolute…

A very special patreon, Tara, gets her podcasting dreams come true...? Maybe? Dunno, but anyway this week we throw 20 Q's at one of her fave films, Tombstone. Including such "need to knows" as: Who's the softest dude in this movie of hard men? Who is the actual villain in this movie? And what tourist destination is this movie? But of course the bes…

Billy from We Watched a Thing is back to kick the new year off with the biggest blockbuster in, well, forever probably at the point of writing this. Featuring Q's like: Surely they could have found someone different than Sigourney Weaver to play a young girl? Surely they could have found someone different from Kate Winslet to play an indigenous wom…

Only Kahu this time round as him and Sam discuss the masterpiece/piece of shhh that is Jingle All the Way. Featuring questions like: Straight up, who was the worst dad? At what point would you have gone "eff this" and given up? How does a thickly accented man have the name Howard Langston? But of course the best questions are from our premier Patre…

Sam dodges a bullet this week as Liz sits down with the Netflix 'N Swill boys to discuss one of the bigger films that Netflix has released this week. Blonde. Usually this is where I tantalise you with some preview questions but Liz hasn't sent me any. But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons: Emily, Julio, Dave, Dan, Chris, Ne…

Good friends of the show Thomas (History of Aotearoa New Zealand) and Waffles (Waffles and Mates Talk About Things) are back to coax Sam back on the show, and throw 20 Q's at the new Marvel film, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever. Featuring Q's like: Who wins in a fight, Namor, Aquaman, or The Deep? Who would be the worst character to become the Black…

This week Liz reviews the 2022 comedy murder mystery See How They Run with Billy from We Watched a Thing and Nick from Nikoli’s Kitchen. Tune in for extreme Saiorse Ronan appreciation. Featuring Q’s like: What two movies had sex and made this movie? If the film was set today, what cultural phenomenon would be being adapted instead of The Mousetrap?…

Liz, Ashley, and Emily are at it again! This episode they are reviewing another Stallone classic, the 1989 action comedy Tango & Cash. Featuring Qs like: Is a mullet acceptable if the guy is hot enough? If you were to perform a sensual dance number, what song would you choose and what prop would you incorporate into your performance? Who is your fa…

No Sam this week, but we've tried to make up for that by getting in a couple of legends, namely Ashlee from the Rabbit Ears podcast and Emily from the Tasteless podcast, to go full chick flick on the podcast and review... First Blood? The first Rambo movie? WTF?!?! Okay... Featuring Q's like: What would be the lamest last name to hear throughout th…

Hey My Tangerineeeeee man, play a song for me. Kahu and Matiu join Sam this week to talk about nearly everything but the movie at hand as they review Bullet Train. Featuring Q's like Is this a top 3 Sandra Bullock film? Has Brad Pitt decided to become a parody of himself? What a more nonthreatening code name than "Lady Bug"? But of course the best …

Just Liz and our amazing guest Em from Verbal Diorama this week due to Sam being sick and injured. Or maybe just dodging a session of Liz taking a dump on a film he loves? Maybe! Anyway, these two pump through questions like: Who knew Brie Larson could sing? Which of Ramona's evil ex's needs her own spin off movie? How many of your evil ex's could …

The MCU is back, and so are we after a week off due to illness. Kahu and Matiu join Sam this week to throw 20 Q's at the new Thor: Love and Thunder. Such as: What character has definitely been caught engaging in self love? Is this the best Russell Crowe performance in 20 years? What God is the lamest god in history? But of course the best questions…

The original We Watched a Thing is back to talk about Topher's favourite film of all time, Return of the Jedi. A staunch opposer of the hyperbole sandiwch, where will he land on his favourite film? Featuring Q's like: What was the stupidest part of Luke's rescue plan? How will you lie to your kids using "a certain point of view? What is the weirdes…

So, first up, Sam did a guest spot on "Wait, You Haven't Seen?" with Travis discussing this movie. You should all go check that out: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/wait-you-havent-seen-821546 But once Liz and our amazing friend Emily caught wind that Sam would be up for discussing this titan of chick flickery, they railroaded him into doing an …

This week we are joined by the original We Watched a Thing to discuss the movie, Jurassic Park. And no not the new Jurassic movie, because we are arrogant film bros. Speaking of which, this week we ponder things like: What really was the biggest POS in this movie? At what point should a dinosaur have said “Alan"? Can you really claim to have spared…

Hey all, no usual ep from us this week, instead go and check out these great shows. I've included an Apple link, but they should be pretty easy to find if you're not on Apple. Chur! The Countdown: Movie and TV Reviews - Top 10 Most Arousing Film Scenes https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-countdown-vs-movie-reviews-in-20-qs-top-10-most/id97957…

Maverick is back baby! U! S! A! U! S! A! And Dory and Matiu join Sam this week to ponder things like Does Tom Cruise have a custom made stool for standing on in scenes? What's more ridiculous, Top Gun or Team America? What's the tastiest cheese in this movie? But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons: Emily, Julio, Dave, Dan, C…

Hey everyone, no regular episode for us this week, instead here's the audio from our segment on Livestream for the Cure. We will be back next week with Top Gun: Maverick Enjoy!By MRITQ’s

Well here's an episode that's been hinted at for one hell of a long time but we've finally managed to make it happen! Not only did we make it happen, but original host Spanky is back to jump in on it with Sam, Matiu and Kahu. Featuring Q's like: Was this the peak of mixing live action with CGI action sequences? Which terminator would be the better …

Some of the best that New Zealand podcasting has to offer are here this week to join Sam in discussing the new Marvel film, Dr Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. Specifcally, Thomas from the History of Aotearoa New Zealand podcast, and Waffles from Waffles and Mario Talk About Things bring the heat, as we ponder things like: What NZ actor/actres…

Our mate, B Dizzle, from We Watched a Thing joins us this week to throw 20 Q's at the 1984 classic, the Terminator. Join us as we ponder serious things like: Would you bang a best friends parent to save humanity? Who would you make a Terminator look like so it could easily go undercover? How much would we give up to a naked and ripped Arnie? But of…

All of Stacey's nightmares come true this week as Sam and her check out the new Nic Cage film, where he plays... Nick Cage. Does she hate it? Listen and find out! We also dissect the film by asking Q's like: Is Nic Cage really haunted by an egotistical version of himself? Who would we cast as our partner in a movie about our lives? Does Nic Cage sm…

Just Kahu this week as we try to break down this insanity ride of a film in under a hour, featuring Q's like: What would be the biggest benefit of having hot dogs for fingers? What character clearly needed to get laid? What boring building would be the perfect setting for an insane action scene? But of course the best questions are from our premier…

Our good mate Emily from Tasteless is back this week to do the new Sandra Bullock film, The Lost City. Joining her is Sam and Liz as they ponder things like: What famous person would you least want to pluck leeches off the butt of? Why Shawn Mendez? What Hollywood hunk would be the absolute WORST at coming to rescue you? But of course the best ques…

No new standard ep from us this week as COVID has finally seeped into our lives here in New Zealand. But, there's this. Where to start. Okay, so after we finished recording episode 200, myself (Sam), Liz Kahu and Matiu realised we had about 30 shots left. So we took turns asking each other questions about movies. This is the result. Is it just drun…

Well it's been a long time between drinks, hell 100 episodes to be exact, but here we are to get hella loose again. Stacey, Liz, Matiu, Sam and Kahu are all on this one, pondering things like, well, this: Patreon 1- What’s your favorite line from a bad movie? 2- What 2 movies would you love to be sandwiched between? 3- What quote from a "bad guy" w…

Just like every other movie podcast we are here to do an episode on the latest DC film, The Batman. Unlike every other movie podcast, Sam and Liz review it by pondering things like: How did Pattinson manage to keep it together while acting opposite Kravitz? Would an Affleck/Carrey film have been better? WTF was up with the interior of his house? Bu…

We're back, and although we hinted at doing T2 we instead did another 90's film, Falling Down. Kahu and Liz join Sam to ponder things like: Are we supposed to feel sorry for D-Fens? Who's more dangerous, D-Fens or the army surplus store owner? What's stopping you from going on a homicidal rampage? But of course the best questions are from our premi…

Just Kahu and Sam this week as they plot a course for adventure, and tackle the new Uncharted film. Featuring Q's like: What character would you get to babysit your kids? What fundamental issue is stopping video game movies from being great? Is Wahlberg the comedic equivalent of whatever Bruce Willis is doing? But of course the best questions are f…

Oh boy, one of the most 90's actionest movies to ever 90's action gets actioned this week. And hot damn did we have some reactions. Kahu and Liz join Sam to discuss things like: Which one of Harry's creepy friends walked her down the aisle? What'd be the worst part of the training? How excited would you get if someone shoved a biscuit down your pan…

Warning: We try to keep politics out of our podcast, and if we do bring it up, we try to do so in a light-hearted way. We've done that in this, but there is a bit more political chat than usual. If you aren't really here for that, we understand. Anyway we are back for 2022 baby with the star studded Adam McKay film, Don't Look Up. Stacey and Matiu …

Only Kahu and Sam this week as they tackle Marvel's latest, Spider-Man: No Way Home. And it's featuring serious Q's like: What character is defo in jail now? Which iteration of Spider-Man has totally used their webbing in bed? What actor fell off the planet the most since appearing in a Spidey film? We also have the results of the poll which answer…

Hello and welcome everyone to our Christmas special for this year, and for this one we are doing Home Alone. Stacey and Kahu join Sam this week to ponder things like: WHat family member should have been intentionally left home alone? Where does his mother feature in worst movie mothers? How the hell can his dad afford that house and to send everyon…

Old friend to the show, and former host of We Watched a Thing, Toph, is back to throw 20 Q's at the new 2021 release, Dune. Joining him is Sam and Liz to ponder things like: What are you most excited to see in the sequel? Who's fate sucked the most balls? Who's the greatest white savior in movies? But of course the best questions are from our premi…

Hey look we don't know why we are doing this movie either. The Christmas spirit maybe? Either way Matiu convinced Sam and Stacey to do the new Christmas Rom-Com, Love Hard. Join us as we ponder things like: Is it okay to hook up with someone having an alergic reaction? Do rom-coms just legitimize sociopathic behavior? Have we ever been cat-fished? …

Huge ep this week as the wonderful Emily from Tasteless is back to chat a movie from one of her favourite actresses, Sandra Bullock. However, we're also joined by Matiu, who makes his feelings on Sandy B known pretty quickly. Join us as we ponder things like: Is the future in this movie better or worse than today? What restaurant would win the fran…

Marvel is back with one of their most out there choices for a film yet, so we decided to get on some of New Zealand's finest to chat about it. The hosts of the amazing improv podcast, Waffles and Mario: https://wafflesandmario.podbean.com/ Are here this week to ponder serious things like: What Eternal slept with a human first? What celebrity is pro…

Old cohost Mitch makes a return to the podcast this week to join Sam and Dory in discussing the 1998 "classic", Wild Things. This week we ponder things like: If you had to just pick one character to pull off this plan with, who would it be? What % of the town has Matt Dillon's character boned? Who would cast as Denise Richards character if the movi…

Matiu and Stacey join Sam this week to do one of Sam's favourite films. Surprisingly, to absolutely no one, Matiu uses this as a chance to troll Sam. But join us as we ponder things like: At what point would you have swayed to the non guilty side? Why are there no women on the jury? How many more father figures did the kid kill? But of course the b…

In space, no one can hear you scream. But will there be screaming on this podcast as Liz, destroyer of many a beloved film, makes a return to join Kahu and Sam in reviewing yet another film she hasn't seen before. Listen along as we ponder things like: What celebrity would you not shed a tear for if they got chest bursted? Which member of the Nosto…

We've got one hell of an episode for you this week, as we might have finally broken Stacey and turned her into Matiu. And who would have guessed that this weeks movie, the 2011 film "The Cabin in the Woods", would be the one to do it. How and why? Well all will be revealed as we go through q's like: What monster did we most wanna see come after the…

Hey everyone, just Stacey and Sam this week as we throw 20 Q's at the new Bond flick, No Time to Die. Given our questions are pretty spoiler-heavy, here's some non-spoilery ones: Who should be the next James Bond? How much is the government's annual spend on STI treatments? What minor change would have ended this film within 5 minutes? Also! Wanna …

We are celebrating 5 years of podcasting glory (?...sure) by going back and doing the film that inspired the film that inspired the podcast. Matiu, Sam and Stacey are along for the ride as we ponder: What part of the film has not aged well? Would we turn down a possessed Sigourney Weaver? What's a more accurate description for the guys when they ar…

Our good mates The Contrarians are back, this time to throw 20 Q's at The Village. Join us as we ponder things like: As a boy, would it be harder to grow up with Sigourney Weaver or Toni Collette as your mom? Where does this rank amongst M. Night cameo's? How quickly after this movie finished did the village fall apart? But of course the best quest…

Marvel is BACK BABY! And so are we from another mini-lockdown. Sam and Kahu are blessed to have Stacey with them this week, as we ponder things like: In what comical way did Razor Fist lose his hand? Is there a better way to reconnect with ya kids than sending people to kidnap them? And Stacey's favourite, what character should have been replaced w…

Hey everyone, another week another awesome episode as Liz, Stacey and Sam throw 20 Q's at Reservoir Dogs, including: Is this the worst performance by a director in their own movie? What's the most embarrassing colour to be named after? Which one of the gang was the biggest idiot? But of course the best questions are from our premier Patreons: Emily…

Hey everyone, kiwi collaborations don't get much bigger than this, as we were blessed to be joined by not one, but two of New Zealand's biggest content creators. The first is a returning guest, Thomas of the History of the Aotearoa Podcast. Did he get as drunk as last time? Maybe! But also joining him is Timprovise from The Provise Project, and a t…

We're rolling with the homies this week as Billy of We Watched a Thing joins Sam and Liz this week to do, whatever, Clueless. Do we ask 19 Q's about it? Ugh... AS IF! Nope, there's the usual 20, including: How would we incorporate Nicolas Cage into this movie? What aspect of this screamed "I AM SO 90's DUDE!!!" the hardest? What was Cher's best tip…