Mark Twain wasn’t around for some of our most useful later inventions. Let’s see what he makes out of some of them. If he gets out of hand, we’ll put a zipper on that loquacious mouth of his…!

Mark and the Two Twits try to be serious...but they just can't quite pull it off! There's always a little fun and a little music and this episode, the penultimate episode of Season One, will not disappoint on that score. Get ready for some Mark "witticisms" as well!By Doc Martens & Clark Eide

Well it's not exactly what you think...but our friend Arnold has something to cherish from the Two Twits, and Mark, of course... have a listen to 12 minutes of Twit-tiness.By Doc Martens & Clark Eide

In this little post-Easter podcast, Mark Twain gives us a lesson in the four food groups. One we won’t soon forget!!By Doc Martens & Clark Eide

The Twits and Mark Twain talk Fashion...and, of course, Saint Patrick's Day!By Doc Martens & Clark Eide

Here is the big day, all you lovers! Mark joins the Two Twits to discuss the origins of Saint Valentine's day, to listen to a little music, and babble about the usual inconsequential subjects! Enjoy! The Twits (and Mark) wish you hugs and kisses!By Doc Martens & Clark Eide

We were in the process of putting together a different Episode 14, when we realized that this would be aired shortly before a holiday…Christmas! So…with a bit of Christmas nostalgia, along with a bit of humor…as well as some atrocious caroling, we mean memorable Holiday Music…here’s our offering to close out 2023.…

Since it’s our 13th (Lucky) episode, Mark took it upon himself to set the tone…and it appears the sound is coming from the doldrums! And then, we climb out of it from listening to a portion of Chopin’s Funeral March to “Barbara Ann!” What a trip we’re taking! And then…and then…the topic of elimination comes up. You’ll just have to listen to get the…

Episode 12 starts with a language lesson that goes awry. If you’re French, you might want to close your ears for a few seconds! We also have some unexpected German accents! And then some revealing…and quite interesting stories by Clark and Mark. Yes, we’ve found a way to weave in some great music as well!…

Episode 11 begins with what could be termed a pretty Twitty absence. That is to say…one of our Twits wasn’t here!…at least for a while! There’s also a major displacement…an international incident…accompanied by broken glass, Also some intimate background about Twit #1. Hold on to your hats!By Doc Martens & Clark Eide

This tenth episode of TT&T is a milestone of sorts, you know, 10th anniversary, 10th birthday and so forth, and as such we’ll try to redeem our last episode where we entered the realm of seriousness for a moment. That’s not who we are…and now, we’ll prove it. Oh, we also have a contest winner.By Doc Martens & Clark Eide

We had intended to do something completely different from what’s actually going to occur today. We’re gonna DEVIATE! Now, that doesn’t mean we’re “deviants” …(unless you ask Doc’s parole officer…), but we were so inspired by what emerged from our last program, that we just had to continue along that same path.…

In this episode # 8, we’ll delve a bit deeper into something all three of us have… not only an interest in, but a passion for. And…no it has nothing to do with mermaids..!By Doc Martens & Clark Eide

A drowsy Twit attempts to tell a joke in Episode number 7 – to mixed acclaim. Guess we’ll leave that part to Mark…but then, he’s known for Humor…not jokes… thoughts prevail about mermaids, miracles, and exciting travel stories.By Doc Martens & Clark Eide

In this Episode, number 6, both Clark and Doc reveal some well kept secrets about their introduction to the electronic and computer age! Believe it or not, Mark also chimes in…and makes some astounding comments. We also have our first winner of the meaning of “Goodie Two Shoes.” Isn’t all that irresistible??!…

Episode 5 of Two Twits and Twain, entitled “As He Lives and Breathes,” allows Mark to show us how Luciano Pavarotti instructs him on how to breathe, as well as some of his recommended warmups. Then Luciano demonstrates with a “SONG!” What a treat this is gonna be!By Doc Martens & Clark Eide

Episode 4 of Two Twits and Twain, entitled “The Hand Basket...and...Some Cool Music,” reveals a special talent of one of the “Twits”…to the enjoyment of all! And a funny story about a “Bold” Nun. Time to listen…By Doc Martens & Clark Eide

Episode three of Two Twits and Twain, entitled “Mark, the ‘Card Shark’,” has Mr. Twain talking about playing cards with some surprising characters up there…er...wherever he is. Also, why the heck did we call this podcast Two Twits and Twain??By Doc Martens & Clark Eide

Two Twits & Twain Podcast And now. for the second episode of Two Twits and Twain, entitled “Doc, Doo-wop, and the Banjo Man.” Mark Twain and a Banjo Man? What's that all about! The Twits have uncovered something very interesting! Listen and find out what’s up! Episode # 2 – Doc, Doo-wop and the Banjo Man…

Brace yourselves. There is a rumor that Mark Twain himself has reincarnated - at least in the studios of Two Twits and Twain. Are the rumors of his appearance just as errant as once were the rumors of his death?? Tune in to find out!By Doc Martens & Clark Eide

The first episode of Two Twits and Twain, entitled “Ne’er the Twain Shall Meet,” is about to commence. Brace yourselves. There is a rumor that Mark Twain himself has reincarnated - at least in the studios of Two Twits and Twain! Are the rumors of his appearance just as errant as once were the rumors of his demise?? Stay tuned to find out!…

The season finale of Sail On takes us to the Honah Lee course and uncharted water. What better way to say So Long to MarkTwain White and the Sail On crew as they take a break from broadcasting.By Starr Sonic

Watch the colorful European style Skutsjesilen boats today and enjoy some interesting quiz trivia with your hosts MarkTwain White and Aislin KeynesBy Starr Sonic

The big AAC yachts get their chance to race on the new Blake Sea waters on this edition of Sail On with MarkTwain WhiteBy Starr Sonic

Flying Fizz skippers take off on the Blake Sea Pacific Line Short Olympic course today for the United Sailing Sims Sunday RegattaBy Texas Timtam

This Super Sunday Regatta took to the new Pacific Line Long (and we do mean long) Olympic course set out in the new Blake Sea ocean. Watch this episode to see how the Tako skippers did in the high seas.By Texas Timtam

Watch this all-classes sail around the new Blake Sea waters as Second Life skippers celebrate the opening of a virtual ocean of sailing exploration. Thank you Linden Lab and hats off to Sail On host MarkTwain White for all your hard work. Congratulations and happy sailing!By Starr Sonic

We might be saying goodbye to the Angels Gate lighthouse, but hello to the cool art deco tower at the Hollywood Airport terminal building. Watch today's regatta and see both as the tako skippers take to the Balboa Circle course.By Starr Sonic

Watch the big sailing yachts take on the Olympic course at United Sailing Sims in less than ideal Second Life conditions - part of the challenge of high seas sailing competition.By Starr Sonic

Fast and furious flying fizzes are making their way around the new Olympic Course starting at Starboards Yacht ClubBy Starr Sonic

The steady as she goes European style Skutsjesilen boats are out today for two races around the Balboa Circle course. Join your hosts MarkTwain White and Aislin Keynes for the Sunday regatta.By Starr Sonic

Watch the Sunday Regatta of longtime favorite Flying Tako sailboats to welcome new Second Life skippers from SailOnline.Org - Good luck at the races and we hope you enjoy watching Sail On!By Starr Sonic

The Balboa Circle course and fast flying fizzes are a challenge for skippers and crew on this fun episode with your hosts MarkTwain White and Aislin KeynesBy Starr Sonic

Tune in to see some exciting taco races for this weeks sailing regatta with your hosts MarkTwain White and Aislin Keynes.By Starr Sonic

America's Cup sailing boats provided a spectacular show today as they complete three races around the Balboa Circle course.By Starr Sonic

A protest parade with every kind of sailing vessel you can think of - all with a similar message to Linden Labs: "Hands Off Open Space Sims", and "Don't Kill my Second Life".By Starr Sonic

Gee, we HOPE that Nber is getting ready for Halloween!! Watch to see two fun races taking us back to the Balboa Islands courseBy Starr Sonic

They don't call them flying fizzes for nothing. Watch today's regatta to see just how fast these skippers can sail the Fizz on the long Olympic CourseBy Starr Sonic

Fizz boats on the Long Olympic course for three races at today's regatta with MarkTwain WhiteBy Starr Sonic

The flying fizzes are back with totally new scripts and a new course to test the winds & currents of the United Sailing Sims. Watch the action with your host MarkTwian White from the Starboards Yacht Club (and NEW mall!).By Starr Sonic

A new Mini Olympic Course and a new SL client for some of our skippers today saw a few surprises, but a beautiful day for sailing from the United Sailing sims of Second LifeBy Starr Sonic

The narrative is taken over by Mr. Gilmore. We finally meet Sir Percival Glyde and find out his explanation of the letter. File size is 5 MB and the podcast is approximately 21 minutes long. Manual download link here. I plan on getting another episode out this week. I can't make up for all the lost time, but I'll try to at least gain ground. ~ e Te…

We hear more from Mr. Gilmore but Mr. Hartright realizes he must take his leave of Limmeridge house and its occupants. File size is 6.25 MB and the podcast is 27 minutes and 20 seconds long. I've added my apologies at the end for such a long delay since my last podcast. Manual download link here. ~ e Technorati tags: Wilkie Collins, audiobooks Shop…

Mr. Hartright feels the need to get to the bottom of things and brings Miss Halcombe to help confirm things. File size is 3.8 MB and the podcast is 15 minutes and 43 seconds long. Manual download link here. ~ e Technorati tags: Wilkie Collins, audiobooks Shop for: Literary gifts and Chess giftsBy e aka Eileen

Mr. Hartright discovers who has been at the gravesite. Feedback request, how are you getting the Public Domain Podcast? Are you subcribing to the feed or manually downloading certain shows? File size is 11.7 MB and the podcast is 32 minutes and 24 seconds long. Manual download link here. ~ e Technorati tags: Wilkie Collins, audiobooks Shop for: Lit…

Miss Halcombe and Mr. Hartright try to find out more about the anonymous letter and pay a visit to the school house. File size is 6.8 MB and the podcast is 18 minutes and 45 seconds long. Manual download link here. ~ e Technorati tags: Wilkie Collins, audiobooks Shop for: Literary gifts and Chess gifts…

Mr. Hartright must deal with the news revealed in the last episode but there is yet more in store for him. File size is 6 MB and the podcast is 16 minutes and 38 seconds long. Manual download link here. ~ e Technorati tags: Wilkie Collins, audiobooks Shop for: Literary gifts and Chess giftsBy e aka Eileen

Life at Limmridge House continues and Mr. Hartright finds himself in a situation. File size is 11.6 MB and the podcast is 32 minutes and 10 seconds long. Manual download link here. ~ e Technorati tags: Wilkie Collins, audiobooks Shop for: Literary gifts and Chess giftsBy e aka Eileen

Mr. Hartright has now met all the inhabitants of Limmridge House but is still in for some surprises. I've added a bit of commentary on the end of this one. File size is 8.4 MB and the podcast is 23 minutes and 12 seconds long. Manual download link here. ~ e Technorati tags: Wilkie Collins, audiobooks Shop for: Literary gifts and Chess gifts…

Mr. Hartright's first breakfast at Limmeridge house and, he hopes, a chance to meet the remaining member of the household and maybe find out news of The Woman in White. File size is 5.3 MB and the podcast is 14 minutes and 43 seconds long. Manual download link here. On an administrative note, I have been under the weather after an out of town trip …