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A podcast about The Andy Griffith Show and all things Mayberry. Episodes contain interviews, listeners feedback, and loads of Mayberry fun. The Two Chairs No Waiting is hosted by Allan Newsome. Allan is the webmaster for iMayberry.com and has been very active in The Andy Griffith Show (TAGS) community since 1992 running the daily e-mail newsletter called the Who’s Been Messin Up the Bulletin Board Digest along with multiple Mayberry related websites.
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Analytical Jerks

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Creators: Nate & Dj We just want to make you laugh. Expand beyond your intellectual defaults. And create an environment for self-exploration. Socratic discussion and foolishness are to be expected.
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Chat lines, comedy, stroke it, phone sex, cooking recipes, how’s the weather? Come singe your ears in our melting pot while Mammz and CJ guide you through the most entertaining, peculiar, nasty and unique conversations on America’s #1 telephone party line. That’s right, TELEPHONE PARTY LINES are still a thing. Join us each week with our guest hosts from the worlds of comedy, music and adult entertainment. Plus we have puppets! If you remember what it was like to hang with your friends in the ...
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Host: Allan NewsomeRunning time: 0:35:48 In early April 2024, members of the Mayberry Chapter of The Andy Griffith Show Rerun Watchers Club (TAGSRWC) lead a group on a trip to the Los Angeles, California area. They visited major filming locations for TAGS including Franklin Canyon, Red Studios and the Desilu (Forty Acres) backlot. They also […]…
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Host: Allan NewsomeRunning time: 0:33:27 We received some sad news today here at Two Chairs No Waiting headquarters. The wonderful Elizabeth MacRae passed away on Monday May 27, 2024. She was 88 years old when she passed but she will always be remembered by Mayberry fans as a compassionate lady who enjoyed life and shared […]…
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Host: Allan NewsomeRunning time: 0:36:16 Mayberry Goes Hollywood was the 13th episode filmed and aired of The Andy Griffith Show. (S1.E13) Plot Summary Mayberry Goes Hollywood: A Hollywood producer visits Mayberry and, taken with the town’s charm, decides to use it as the setting of a new film. The town members become screen-struck and busily […]…
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Host: Allan NewsomeRunning time: 0:28:14 Ellie for Council was the 12th episode filmed and the 10th episode aired of The Andy Griffith Show. (S1.E10) Plot Summary Ellie for Council:Ellie runs for office, breaking the Mayberry tradition of what had been an all-male town council. Once again, Andy learns a lesson from Opie when he hears […]…
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Host: Allan NewsomeRunning time: 0:37:09 The Christmas Story was the 10th episode filmed and the 11th episode aired of The Andy Griffith Show. (S1.E11) Plot Summary The Christmas Story: Andy and Barney keep the spirit of Christmas alive for Sam Muggins and his family after the town Scrooge, Ben Weaver, demands Andy keep Muggins incarcerated […]…
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Host: Allan NewsomeRunning time: 0:35:00 Two Chairs No Waiting headquarters had a nice visit from Mayberry trivia expert, Paul Mulik, this past week. He was in Huntsville, AL competing in the North American Brass Band Championships. The band he’s in, Arkansas MusicWorks Brass Band, finished in second place so congratulations to Paul. In the spirit …
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Host: Allan NewsomeRunning time: 0:34:44 Stranger in Town was the 10th episode filmed and the 12th episode aired of The Andy Griffith Show. (S1.E12) Plot Summary – Stranger in Town: Ed Sawyer, a mysterious stranger, arrives in Mayberry and puts the entire town on edge when he displays an eerie familiarity with the town’s people, […]…
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Host: Allan NewsomeRunning time: 0:59:09 This episode is a real treat for us all in that we get to hear from Opie’s buddy Howie Pruitt himself. Dennis Rush spends almost an hour visiting with us and telling stories of growing up as a child actor in Hollywood. We focus on The Andy Griffith Show, of […]…
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Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they discuss letterman jackets, swoony moments and Bobby! Don’t forget to subscribe and rate the podcast on itunes or any of your favorite podcatchers! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and TikTok at @onwednesdayspod, follow us on Spotify at Nostalgic Millennials, or email us at ⁠⁠⁠onwednesdayspod@gmail.co…
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Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they have a romp with karaoke, "business meetings," and walkie talkies! Don’t forget to subscribe and rate the podcast on itunes or any of your favorite podcatchers! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and TikTok at @onwednesdayspod, follow us on Spotify at Nostalgic Millennials, or email us at ⁠⁠onwednesday…
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Host: Allan NewsomeRunning time: 0:39:00 Opie’s Charity was the fifth episode filmed and the 8th episode aired of The Andy Griffith Show. Plot Summary of Opie’s Charity:Andy is embarrassed when he learns Opie has donated a total of 3 cents to the Underprivileged Children’s Drive. Andy scolds Opie after learning he’s saving money to buy […]…
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Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they join the Charleston Chiefs, deal with a bad movie studio executive, and deal with season long trauma. TRIGGER WARNING: assault Don’t forget to subscribe and rate the podcast on itunes or any of your favorite podcatchers! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and TikTok at @onwednesdayspod, follow us on Sp…
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Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they go to a kindergarten talent show, label a new dumbest boy in school, and critique drug usage. Don’t forget to subscribe and rate the podcast on itunes or any of your favorite podcatchers! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and TikTok at @onwednesdayspod, follow us on Spotify at Nostalgic Millennials, o…
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Host: Allan NewsomeRunning time: 0:36:11 I’ve had several folks send me things related to previous episodes and I feel like it’s time to catch up with them. Mayberry folks are some of the best people you’ll ever meet and we have several “trained noticers” in the audience that we’ll hear from. We get some answers […]…
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Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they visit Tree Hill City in the 1940s and again fancast the HBO Max remake of One Tree Hill. Don’t forget to subscribe and rate the podcast on itunes or any of your favorite podcatchers! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and TikTok at @onwednesdayspod, follow us on Spotify at Nostalgic Millennials, or ema…
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Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they go to a USO show, have deep conversations with a ghost, and introduce Angels & Airwaves! Don’t forget to subscribe and rate the podcast on itunes or any of your favorite podcatchers! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and TikTok at @onwednesdayspod, follow us on Spotify at Nostalgic Millennials, or ema…
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Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they learn about economics, get in cahoots, offer Haley a kickback, and have some IMDB fun with Mary-Kate and Ashley! Don’t forget to subscribe and rate the podcast on itunes or any of your favorite podcatchers! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and TikTok at @onwednesdayspod, follow us on Spotify at Nosta…
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Join Jessi, Brody, and a begrudging Caitlin as they make lots of candy cane jokes and watch the 2020 Hallmark Original Christmas movie A Five Star Christmas, starring Bethany Joy Lenz! Don’t forget to subscribe and rate the podcast on itunes or any of your favorite podcatchers! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and TikTok at @onwednesdaysp…
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Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they sign a contract for a movie, break up a rave, and experience the most snark filled episode ever. Don’t forget to subscribe and rate the podcast on itunes or any of your favorite podcatchers! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and TikTok at @onwednesdayspod, follow us on Spotify at Nostalgic Millennials…
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Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they read B Davis magazine, shove Chuck's mom and get an intern. Don’t forget to subscribe and rate the podcast on itunes or any of your favorite podcatchers! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and TikTok at @onwednesdayspod, follow us on Spotify at Nostalgic Millennials, or email us at ⁠⁠⁠⁠onwednesdayspod@…
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Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they get a brain freeze, go on a book tour, and say a mouthful. Don’t forget to subscribe and rate the podcast on itunes or any of your favorite podcatchers! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and TikTok at @onwednesdayspod, follow us on Spotify at Nostalgic Millennials, or email us at ⁠⁠⁠onwednesdayspod@gm…
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Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they run around in a corn field and put a bottle of champagne to good use. Don’t forget to subscribe and rate the podcast on itunes or any of your favorite podcatchers! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and TikTok at @onwednesdayspod, follow us on Spotify at Nostalgic Millennials, or email us at ⁠⁠onwednes…
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Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they watch a very important basketball game. Don’t forget to subscribe and rate the podcast on itunes or any of your favorite podcatchers! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and TikTok at @onwednesdayspod, follow us on Spotify at Nostalgic Millennials, or email us at ⁠onwednesdayspod@gmail.com⁠.…
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Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they navigate through another senseless tragedy. Don’t forget to subscribe and rate the podcast on itunes or any of your favorite podcatchers! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and TikTok at @onwednesdayspod, follow us on Spotify at Nostalgic Millennials, or email us at onwednesdayspod@gmail.com.…
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Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they move houses, practice more basketball, and find out about a senseless tragedy. Don’t forget to subscribe and rate the podcast on itunes or any of your favorite podcatchers! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and TikTok at @onwednesdayspod, follow us on Spotify at Nostalgic Millennials, or email us at o…
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Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they fly to Las Vegas, play with hot forks, talk about how there are too many villains in this tv show. Don’t forget to subscribe and rate the podcast on itunes or any of your favorite podcatchers! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and TikTok at @onwednesdayspod, follow us on Spotify at Nostalgic Millennia…
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$950 spent on Mother's Day is too much...Poop in the bushes or the gas station...Hobosexuals in Los Angeles...Mammz asking questions with his sexy voice...Lady Revere's gone missing...Daddy Mammz's dead daddy may not have been sober when he died...Strokin'...Essence went bougie camping in cabins...Making some man milk...We can hear when you leave t…
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How long ago were you babysitting???...Maybe the devil will smack that pussy up...Dabs and shrooms aren't as popular in Texas...Prank calls by children...Rent paying polyamory...Does CTE really have CTE?...Angrily counting their stretch marks...Would you rather only have sex in bathrooms or kitchens?...Is he taking a shit, having sex or both?...Is …
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Would you rather have a tapeworm or a parasite?...Bend over, I'm gonna beat that a-hole up...The goal is always to be an actress...Would you rather have sex with a goat and nobody would know or...All those gay guys that cum into the room...Is CJ finally gonna wingman for Mammz?...Don't get me started, Scorpio...We all want to meet the goat f*cker..…
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How's your relationship with the lord?...Essence misses Bernie Mac...Scorpio is looking for large women (again)...Nugget nonsense...Phone sex while driving...Best parts of living in Los Angeles...Childhood rants need to be let go of...I want a dildo in my mf pussy...It's not ok to slut shame adult performers...Essence spills the tea on her dating l…
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Essence Willis hangs with the CJ, Mammz and the Freaks!...Mammz doesn't know Texas (and other stuff)...Stats plus a hairy crotch...CJ played with a pierced d...Applause is the favorite part for Essence...Kiss my d...8 months till Christmas according to this lady...It should all be legalized...Edward Forty Hands...Essence plays lots of shows in the …
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Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they recap and rehash everything in Season 5! Don’t forget to subscribe and rate the podcast on itunes or any of your favorite podcatchers! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and TikTok at @onwednesdayspod, follow us on Spotify at Nostalgic Millennials, or email us at onwednesdayspod@gmail.com.…
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Join Brody, Caitlin, and Jessi as they get a mohawk, return a baby, face their fears, and call someone with a Las Vegas marriage proposal. Don’t forget to subscribe and rate the podcast on itunes or any of your favorite podcatchers! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and TikTok at @onwednesdayspod, follow us on Spotify at Nostalgic Millenni…
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