Best Mom Swipes Left Podcasts (2024)

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How should I choose a tax preparer? 17:10

1d ago17:10

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On today’s show… • How do I choose the right tax preparer? • Why didn’t my automatic payment come out for my mortgage? • Should we move closer to our parents? • Should I count on hitting my RVUs? • Should I buy into my surgery center? • I am 10-years from retirement, should I cancel my life and DI insurance? • How do we combine finances in my secon…

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Are Financial Advisors Worth it for Physicians? 29:53

17d ago29:53

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You’ve been waiting for it all this time. So here we are, on our 67th episode - here comes the shameless self promotion. Right? I mean what advisor doesnt think they are worth it. Well not only do we believe we are worth it, we can prove it. On today’s show, Nate and Ben share three ultra-simple moves that are so basic and so valuable that even sup…

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Physician College Planning: What your colleagues are saying now 22:12

1M ago22:12

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Physician culture is a funny thing. Your colleagues may be thinking the same thing you’re thinking (about paying for college) but you would never know. Well, we do. As our in house college planning specialist, Nate Reineke has written college plans to help the physician moms and dad we serve send more than 300 children to college. So maybe your col…

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Demystifying Defined Benefit Plans with Courtenay Shipley 25:10

2M ago25:10

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If something seems too good to be true, it probably is (not?) When physicians hear that they could save tens of thousands of dollars in taxes by utilizing a Defined Benefit Plan for retirement saving, it sounds like a pipe dream. Before you write this retirement savings tool off, think of it like this: If something seems too good to be true, it pro…

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Physician Vacation Homes: Swipe right? Or left? 24:48

2M ago24:48

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Happy (somewhat belated) Valentine’s Day physician moms and dads. Did you remember to make a date or buy your sweetie flowers? If you failed it’s not too late, you can still buy them a vacation home! But should you? Whether they are dreaming of a house in the mountains or a condo on the beach, your colleagues often cite three reasons to tie the kno…

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Episode 260: The Final Episode 35:22

2M ago35:22

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Yep, you read that right. Say goodbye to Mom Swipes Left. For now. This week, we thank all the people who made these last five years worthwhile.

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Episode 259: Do Vegans Swallow? 40:31

2M ago40:31

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This week, Jen is on a tear about fruits, vegetables, and vegans. A noteworthy Animal News warns of the impending thumbed-dolphin apocalypse, and who knew fish could beat box? Also, movies that seem to bring nothing that bad luck. Be sure to call us at (207) EL-TUNA1 and tell us what you think of our big reveal.…

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How Can Physicians Balance Their Health With Their Work And Family Lives? 31:12

3M ago31:12

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“If you don’t make time for your health now, you will be forced to make time for your illness later.” You have heard quotes like this before but they don’t change the fact that it is difficult for physicians to make time for much of anything other than work and their family lives. Listen in as Hannah Brandt - an expert in nutrition and helping busy…

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Episode 258: Don't Jizmo on my Gizmo 41:30

3M ago41:30

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The ladies are back! This week, Carol explains why she helped her elderly mother adopt a cat that will, no doubt, cause a broken hip. Why toddlers are dumber than animals and meet the man who sold his genitals for $1,500. Also, Real Musical Or Not: The Quiz! Be sure to call us at (207) EL-TUNA1.

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Family Issues... 0:11

3M ago0:11

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Sorry people, Shit's hit the fan. We'll be back next week, god willing.

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Episode 257: The Telephone Episode 37:26

3M ago37:26

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There's a terrible snowstorm and Jen and Carol are forced to take the show to the phone. This week, what's up with the herpes monkeys of Florida, and why are men so cocky? Also, if a woman fakes an orgasm and no one hears, does it even matter? Be sure to call us at (207) EL-TUNA1.

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Three Ways Physicians Can Get The Things That Money Cannot Buy 17:34

3M ago17:34

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Money won’t buy you happiness. You have all heard this before and by and large everyone agrees with this statement, yet for many physicians your actions say otherwise. Listen in as Nate lays out how working with hundreds of physician families has shaped his thinking on what living an abundant life really means and how you can shift your perspective…

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Episode 256: Seasonal Defective Disorder 39:24

3M ago39:24

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It's that time of year and the ladies are feeling antsy. This week, a game of "Real Children's Book or Not" sparks some true creativity. Stay tuned. Also, what makes a Vietnamese headache so dangerous and how much shit would you sift through to recover cash? Be sure to contact us at (207) EL-TUNA1!

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Episode 256 Promo 0:58

3M ago0:58

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Episode 255: A Bitch Slap from Jesus 41:53

4M ago41:53

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Jen and Carol are finally back to ring in the new year! This week, the ladies discuss their annual "Dead List" and move on to newly banned words for 2024. Why are there so many pastas? And why should you give the cold shoulder to that lunch you packed? Be sure to call us at (207) EL-TUNA1!

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Good news for physicians planning for college 29:44

4M ago29:44

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Remember the good old days? I’m not talking about the days where teenagers consistently used words like “sir” and “ma’am”, I’m talking about when those teenagers could get away with paying for college with nothing but the income they earned from their summer jobs. While those days are gone, the College Board just came out with some good news about …

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Episode 254: Seth vs. Tits and Ass 41:53

4M ago41:53

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It's a jam packed episode with the official MSL White Trash Holiday Beano card reveal! Be sure to find it on our website. Jen and Carol talk to Seth, the guy they accidentally cock-blocked, and then they attempt a love connection. Also, an 80s quiz that screams "Tits" and "Ass". Call us on our phone at (207) EL-TUNA1.…

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Episode 254 Promo 0:50

4M ago0:50

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Episode 253: Portrait of an Old Woman on a Cell Phone 35:48

4M ago35:48

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This week, Carol and Joel have a public confession, and Jen's feelings are hurt by Sharon. What makes the ladies so grinchy? And who doesn't laugh at "Spotted Dick"? Also, if you thought some of MSL's games were stupid, wait until you hear the "Superlative Quiz". Be sure to call us at (207) EL-TUNA1.…

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Episode 253 Promo 0:54

5M ago0:54

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The wrong way to think about your physician inheritance 30:07

5M ago30:07

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Einstein famously said “Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. He who understands it, earns it … he who doesn't … pays it.” In today’s episode Nate and Ben discover that this compounding effect is not unique to your investments with money. It works the same way with your joy and ability to create memories early in your life. Listen in…

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Episode 252: Legions of Mud Buttons 40:32

5M ago40:32

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A grievance with a fan leaves Jen reeling, and Carol is physically shaken by a fly in the colon. Why don't people play golf the way God intended? And why aren't pantyhose less porous? Also, the ladies play a game guessing the names of animal gangs. Be sure to leave us a message at (207) EL-TUNA1!

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Episode 252 Promo 0:53

5M ago0:53

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Episode 251: In Defense of Ambrosia 47:28

5M ago47:28

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This week, Jen and Carol are horrified by how their favorite Thanksgiving side dishes are being maligned on social media. Why are mating balls such a bad idea? And why did UPS name their biggest hiring day after a clogged toilet? Also, we play "I like my men/women like I like my..." with traveling fan Clint! Don't miss out on the first 2023 install…

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Episode 250: Laura Ingalls' Rubbin' Spot 39:56

5M ago39:56

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This week the ladies are celebrating their semiquincentennial episode! And what better way to celebrate than talking with Sharon about the pork? Why do nose sores hurt so hard? Also, what's with all the cloacas? Cloacae? Be sure to call us at 207-EL-TUNA1.

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Episode 250 Promo 0:53

5M ago0:53

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Open enrollment blunder costs physician $366,000 25:36

5M ago25:36

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Did you brush your teeth today? Of course you did. But did you actually think about what you were doing? Probably not. Insurance open enrollment is like that. It’s something you do every year and you probably don’t think about it. In fact, you just might choose to do the same thing you did last year but that could cost you hundreds of thousands of …

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Episode 249: Ass and Gobble 39:40

5M ago39:40

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This week, Jen and Carol fail to add anything important or interesting to the discussion of the Lewiston shooting that happened down the road. Be warned: ass breath may contain peanuts. Also, we are totally in love with Oobah Butler and want him to be our friend. Be sure to give us a call at (207) EL-TUNA1 and give us your what-for.…

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Episode 249 Promo 0:50

5M ago0:50

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Your Old Physician 401k: Time Bomb or Treasure Chest? 35:28

6M ago35:28

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Imagine your physician Retirement Fund is one big pie. If you look closely, that pie will primarily be made of a physician 401k or 403b and the entire financial services industry wants a piece. If you’re not careful where the filling lands, you might cut them more than their fair share. Listen to Nate and Kyle discuss how to keep more 401k money fo…

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Episode 248: The Measuring Stick of Hot 38:36

6M ago38:36

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This week, Jen has a shitlist about the suckiness of Halloween costumes and Carol makes a declaration. Why does China think it owns all the pandas? And yes, we're not so good at mathy word problems. Also, Jen tries again with spoooooky news. NOTE: This episode was recorded before the mass shooting in Lewiston, Maine. Which explains the absence of o…

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Episode 247: Wanna Touch My Beaver? 43:35

6M ago43:35

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Carol piles on with another criticism of Jen's office behavior, and Jen quizzes Carol on the local Pumpkin' Fest. What's up with religious sects' loopholes? And why might your bedroom smell of fish? Plus, a truly tasteless and spoooooooky recap of real life crime. Be sure to call and voice your voice at (207) EL-TUNA1.…

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Episode 247 Promo 0:37

6M ago0:37

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Physician investing basics: what are ETFs? 29:19

6M ago29:19

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Investing is a strange thing: the less you pay, the more you get. And for physician investors, keeping more of what you earn means paying less taxes on your investments. For the past three decades Exchange Traded Funds (ETFs) have made it easy for all investors to own a balanced, diversified, low cost, tax efficient portfolio. But what are ETFs and…

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Episode 246: Raped By Water and Other TikTok Challenges 35:50

6M ago35:50

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Carol's irritated by her work week with Jen despite perfectly reasonable explanations. What's up with the backlash with a middle school teacher just trying to make Health more fun? And buckle up for that old chestnut: That's Amore Quiz! Be sure to leave us a voice mail and maybe you'll hear yourself on the airs. 207-EL-TUNA1…

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Episode 246 Promo 0:59

6M ago0:59

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Episode 245: The Boss Bitch 41:22

7M ago41:22

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Carol's pissed about reality TV, and Jen doesn't know where her grandmother's vulva went. How old is too old to shit on the floor? Also, why are we not hearing more about the ape and human mating projects? Be sure to find us on all of our socials! We're pretty sure you can figure that out on your own.…

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Episode 245 Promo 0:58

7M ago0:58

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Physician retirement planning sucks, now what? 33:49

7M ago33:49

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Imagine a big sack of donuts. Now imagine a big stack of plywood. What do these have in common? They are stories Ben and Nate share on today’s show. While every physician wants to be responsible with money, most physicians come to realize that retirement planning simply sucks. It’s laborious, time consuming and overwhelming. So what do you do? List…

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Episode 244: pH Matters 38:35

7M ago38:35

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Carol has a hot tub update, and Jenny learns to love peri-menopause. An EQ/IQ Test between Carol and Joel has expected results. Why is AI so arrogant? And has no one else heard of Boobles?

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Episode 244 Promo 0:59

7M ago0:59

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Episode 243: The Stretch of Whales and Pee Holes 31:55

7M ago31:55

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It's all about bodies doing what bodies do. Jen has a "three-fer" ingrown hair, and Carol's privates are all swole. What does it take for an animal to explode? And why aren't we using old people as human shields in battle? Also, Jen and Carol start working together again!

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Physician student loans, what should you do right now? 27:51

7M ago27:51

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Fake news. It’s everywhere and some people even believe it. Some unintentional fake news you have heard recently is that Public Service Loan Forgiveness is not real. In today's show, Ben and Nate share stories of real live physicians who have gotten real relief through the Public service loan forgiveness program. We break down the must-know news ab…

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Episode 242: Gilbert Gottfried, 9/11, and Jen's Fatty Pad 38:42

7M ago38:42

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We should probably apologize ahead of time... In this tone deaf episode, Jen and Carol discuss men in hamster wheels, men with enormous tits, and men who take the fatty pad for granted. Also, nothing says "Tribute" like a quiz, and that's how we're celebrating this year's 9/11. Enjoy!

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Episode 242 Promo 0:59

7M ago0:59

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Episode 241: Better Late Than Never 36:44

7M ago36:44

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This week, Jen experiences a tech issue and Carol says goodbye to a beloved pet. Can the spirit box create memories? And which dead man brought a planeload of passengers to tears? Also, MSL tries the foods you don't want to. Enjoy!

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Tax loss harvesting: another hidden physician tax break 24:45

8M ago24:45

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Every physician wants to lower their tax bill. But, of all the best-known tax strategies for doctors that you may have heard about, which ones are both possible and worth your time? Tax loss harvesting just might be the winning answer for a mid-career physician. Listen in as Kyle and Nate discuss tax loss harvesting and if it’s right for you ARE YO…

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James Gaddis, Former Anchorage News Reporter and Border Millennial, Discusses YouTube, Nostalgia, Media, News, and Alaska 33:38

8M ago33:38

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With a journey spanning two decades, James Gaddis has carved an indelible path through the diverse realms of media, journalism, and communication. Anchorage, Alaska, has been both his canvas and inspiration as he navigated the dynamic landscapes of television news, public relations, digital marketing, and more. From early roots in the heart of New …

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Episode 240: Revisiting the Soft Head 23:22

8M ago23:22

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It's Carol's birthday and the ladies are talking about goals and the final wish of a dying woman. You'll be entertained by a behind-the-scenes look at how MSL creates those memorable Notable News sing-ins. Also, what Jorge doesn't know about his upcoming vacation can't hurt him...or could it? Be sure to check out Mom Swipes Left!…