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Do you love violently plundering dungeons of their treasure, but tire of all that "surviving" and "actually living to see another day" crap that other games are full of? Do you long for a good old meat grinder like ol' Pappy ran Way Back When(TM)? Do you find more joy in looting the bodies of your fallen companions than actually defeating monsters? Do you have a deep, passionate love for save-or-die traps like Murder Ceilings, Lava Parties, Guillotine Helmets, and Goblin Bombs? Well then my ...
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Ep030: Dungeon Full of Monsters Part 3: Definitely Cat Magic
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WOO HOO, NATALIE IS BACK! We missed her greatly, and are super extra ULTRA DRAGON PUNCH EDITION* happy to have her join us again for HAMMERCRAWL! This episode is our third recording session of the ongoing new DUNGEON FULL OF MONSTERS! In this installment of the adventures of THE CRIMSON THORNS, we learn that feline mysteries are afoot, indeed. A ne…
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Ep029: Dungeon Full of Monsters Part 2: Two Mollusks and a Dwarf
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Our special new extended campaign continues with its second session, here on the HAMMERCRAWL! comedic dungeon crawl podcast! While our process is usually 100% generated on the fly through a mix of improv and quick-draw cards, for this campaign we're using the wonderful DUNGEON FULL OF MONSTERS (by Johnstone Metzger) as the underlying dungeon into w…
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Ep028: Dungeon Full of Monsters Part 1: That Garlic-Flesh Smell
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Welcome to the beginning of a whole new adventure on the HAMMERCRAWL! comedic dungeon crawl podcast! As always, every aspect of our play is randomly generated via a mix of random tables, inspirational cards, and pure unfiltered improvisation. This time, however, we're changing things up a bit by taking a stab at an actual published dungeon: the exc…
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Ep027: Gamestorm 2019 Part 3: Feelings are Healthy
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The Gamestorm 2019 live event recording now concludes in the third and final part of this saga. This three-parter was recorded at the Gamestorm convention this past March, right here in Portland, Oregon. As with all of our convention and one-shot gaming events, this game was played "hot seat" style, with new players rotating in every time a party m…
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Ep026: Gamestorm 2019 Part 2: The Bone Golem Hates Cats
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The Gamestorm 2019 live event recording continues in part two! This three-parter was recorded at the Gamestorm convention this past March, right here in Portland, Oregon. As with all of our convention and one-shot gaming events, this game was played "hot seat" style, with new players rotating in every time a party member died in the dungeon. It's a…
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Ep025: Gamestorm 2019 Part 1: The Bacon was a Lie
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Welcome adventurers to another set of special live recordings! This time around, we're bringing you a three-parter recorded at the Gamestorm convention this past March, right here in Portland, Oregon. As with all of our convention and one-shot gaming events, this game was played "hot seat" style, with new players rotating in every time a party memb…
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Ep024: WAGONCRAWL 2019! Part 5: Good Night, Sweet Gary
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We are thrilled to finally present you with the fifth and final installment of the grand WAGONCRAWL! 2019 live stage recording. Care to take bets on who in the final lineup will survive? Another HUGE thanks to the Wagoncon crew for letting us put on this awesome event at this past 2019 convention, right here in the Columbia Gorge. We have a fantast…
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Ep023: WAGONCRAWL 2019! Part 4: My Little Corner of Shame
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And the WAGONCRAWL! 2019 event continues! In this fifth episode, recorded live at Wagoncon in The Dalles, Oregon, two new players try their hand at surviving the dungeon, raising the Total Active Halfling Count to 3. Can we go for four? As explained in the introduction, we had a bit of an echo problem in the space where we were recording. As such, …
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Ep022: WAGONCRAWL 2019! Part 3: We Have Become Gods
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WAGONCRAWL! 2019 continues in this third episode of the special event, recorded live at Wagoncon in The Dalles, Oregon. Will the new Halfling's streak of good luck continue to bless the party? Listen in and find out! As explained in the introduction, we had a bit of an echo problem in the space where we were recording. As such, these have taken an …
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Ep021: WAGONCRAWL 2019! Part 2: Two Halflings, a Wizard, and a Clown
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The super-awesome 2019 WAGONCRAWL! live adventure continues with this second episode! Recorded on stage at Wagoncon 2019 in The Dalles, Oregon. Will Lady Deathfinger's replacement bring a better round of luck to Scooper's Bears as they venture deeper into THE SECRET CHAMBERS OF EVIL? Listen in and find out on this next episode of THE WAGONCRAWL! (o…
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Ep020: WAGONCRAWL 2019! Part 1: Lady Deathfinger Does Not Do Gross
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AT LONG LAST, WE RETURN! Sorry for the long wait, folks! The Breakfast Puppies setup has recently undergone a complete studio move and upgrade, which has taken a lot more work than initially planned. But after a break for the convention season, we're back to regular releases of HAMMERCRAWL! This time we bring you the first of the new WAGONCRAWL! ad…
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In this episode of HAMMERCRAWL!, the group learns some very important tactics when dealing with an enraged half-ogre. This wraps up another batch of episodes in the ongoing saga of THE WOLVES OF ZARAMUND as they continue deeper into THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS. We'll see you next time! Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "B…
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In the newest episode of the ongoing saga of THE WOLVES OF ZARAMUND, our crew gets up close and personal with some very angry tentacles in THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS, in a very unpleasant way. No, not that way. Stop that. Don't be gross. It's another exciting and hilarious episode of HAMMERCRAWL, the procedurally-generated dungeon crawl podcast! Dr…
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It's time for another exciting episode of HAMMERCRAWL, the procedurally-generated comedic dungeon crawl podcast! Picking up where we left off, the WOLVES OF ZARAMUND move ever-so-slightly forward on their first venture into THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS. Having dealt with the slimy guardian of the first chamber, Dom makes up their mind on the nature o…
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The saga of THE WOLVES OF ZARAMUND continues on HAMMERCRAWL!, the procedurally-generated comedic dungeon crawl podcast. We return to the ongoing story of the Wolves on their newest adventure, delving further into THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS! In this episode, learn of the dangers of poking strange statues in weird dungeons, and experience the majesty…
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Ep015: WoZ Part 12 - Another Form of Failure
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Welcome back to another episode of HAMMERCRAWL! the 100% randomly-generated comedic actual play podcast. After a bit of a break, the Wolves of Zaramund are finally back on the mics with a new adventure! Having given up on the Black Lair of the Vampire Count after suffering a few team losses, the remnants of their team gathers together for another f…
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Ep014: WoZ Part 11 - Chapter 1 Conclusion
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With this episode we conclude the first adventure of the Wolves of Zaramund! We open with more in-character discussion of future plans, and further preparation for the next dungeon. Stick around for a great post-mortem discussion on the events thus far, and the players' experiences with the HAMMERCRAWL! method of role-playing. Thanks for listening,…
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In the tenth episode of this saga, we deal with some post-dungeon, in-town miscellany. There's a lot of rules stuff here, but it's mixed in with a great amount of sweet character development, too. So hang around and get a deeper feel for how some of the background stuff works, and listen to the ongoing comedy! Oh, and meet the newest recruit to the…
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Ep012: WoZ Part 9 - That Which Does Not Kill You Makes You Evil
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In the ninth episode of their ongoing saga, the Wolves of Zaramund face dangerous creepy-crawlies deep within THE BLACK LAIR OF THE VAMPIRE COUNT! Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Communit…
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Ep011: WoZ Part 8 - Pot Pies and Bad Biscuits
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The story of the Wolves of Zaramund continues! In this episode, we welcome the newest team member, who may or may not be a real doctor. Blessings of Fairuza all around for those who dare venture deeper into THE BLACK LAIR OF THE VAMPIRE COUNT! Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NP…
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In our latest episode of the ongoing delve into THE BLACK LAIR OF THE VAMPIRE COUNT, the Wolves of Zaramund learn a hard lesson about disrespecting undead hippy drum circles! Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Pa…
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Ep009: WoZ Part 6 - This Field of Viscera
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High fives all around, it's the Wolves of Zaramund! In our sixth episode of their first adventure, they continue further into the dungeon, encountering wandering monsters, hippy drum circles, and more! Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a D…
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The Wolves of Zaramund are back, continuing their delve into THE BLACK LAIR OF THE VAMPIRE COUNT! In this fifth episode of their ongoing saga, the Wolves take a bit too much delight in "utilizing" the innards of their first dungeon victims... Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC…
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In the the fourth and final episode of the initial recording session, The Wolves of Zaramund conclude their first combat encounter. Stick around for the next sessions to come, as the Wolves of Zaramund venture deeper into THE BLACK LAIR OF THE VAMPIRE COUNT (lightning crash)! Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastp…
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Ep006: WoZ Part 3 - The Power of Fairuza Balk Compels You
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The Wolves of Zaramund continue their first combat encounter in episode 3 - part three of the initial four-episode recording launch. Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And le…
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Ep005: WoZ Part 2 - My Ogre Senses are Tingling
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The first adventure of the Wolves of Zaramund continues in episode 2! This time, we finally step into the dungeon to see what's inside the very first room... This is the second part of the initial four-episode recording launch. Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpu…
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Ep004: WoZ Part 1 - Vampire Dingus Leavings
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Welcome to a brand new randomly-generated comedic gaming adventure! This episode kicks off a new series of session recordings with an all-new adventuring party comprised of some of my favorite local gamers. Calling themselves the Wolves of Zaramund, this all-women group (at least initially) joins the HAMMERCRAWL! annals with their very special and …
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Ep003: WAGONCRAWL 2018! Part Three (and final)
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Welcome back, Adventurers! What you're about to listen to is a 100% randomly generated-on-the-fly comedic role-playing session, actual play featuring actual convention attendees who signed up for the event on the spot. The game mechanics are a system of my own design, initially derived from the simplicity of the ol' Rules Cyclopedia and modified he…
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Welcome back, Adventurers! What you're about to listen to is a 100% randomly generated-on-the-fly comedic role-playing session, actual play featuring actual convention attendees who signed up for the event on the spot. The game mechanics are a system of my own design, initially derived from the simplicity of the ol' Rules Cyclopedia and modified he…
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WELCOME ADVENTURERS! This episode's release kicks off a project that I've been working on for several years now, and I'm thrilled to finally be able to launch this feed. Welcome to HAMMERCRAWL! What you're about to listen to is a 100% randomly generated-on-the-fly comedic role-playing session, actual play featuring actual convention attendees who s…
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