It's hot, we're old, tired and burned out but dagummit we are here! Reactor (look at this!) Visit us at http://funtimeboys.com/ - NFHCPodcast.com for everything NFHC Studios Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/NFHCStudios Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/yapnr7cf Spo…

Back from a lil break with all the standard nonsense! Making Music, Watching Music, Jay's Classic Car was a vibe, Deep Fried Ranch is the best thing America has ever produced, Camels Eat Cactus, Dylan is upset at disposable vapes and he lost his drum muscles, Random Alleyway Fleshlight has been found, drinking yourself sober, Jay's Midnight texts a…

We back with not knowing how to start the show! The Corpse and The Conman make for Bad Debates, Star Wars names are weird when translated, Jay don't dream, The game stream industry is in shambles, Why are old people happy?, Clark Kent's new haircut sucks, Dylan's new haircut does not, Caffeine Overdosin' Jay, Craiglist Missed Connections and more! …

Choking on Microphones, Social Times, Unintentional Viral Jorks, Turbulent Scissoring of Forklifts, Wrastlin', Delayed Washer Repairs spawned a trip to the Laundromat, Scaring the Olds, Exhaust Venting into your Forever Dream, Slice and Matt have never been in the same room, Marvel VS Capcom Collection announced!, Call of Duty Rank Times, Community…

They're back from Summer Vacation and the boys get into all the Funtimes that were had. Cedar Point Amusement Park sounds like a time, Sketchy Flights, Food passes, Jay watched the RenFaire Documentary and it's a wild time, Wanting to get F'd to Death, ChattyG AI sits in with us for a few, Matt's dog is a Birderer, Recording more music happened, Sl…

We rename Dylan for his bad boy arc, Mangy Service Dogs to skip lines at amusement parks, Matt becomes a new age cringe master by fumbling words, Thanks for the Health, Ancient Orange, Shane Gillis's new show "Tires" is awesome, Rough Adult Beverages and their names, The BMW is down again, Microplastics are in dude balls, Placing bets on Arcade Gam…

Dylan is back from California and is happy as ever! He doesn't get mad at technical difficulties at all! We deep dive into his westcoast adventure, Jay almost dies to a spider bite, Matt is nice one time, WE go hard in the new Kink Tank Segment, and more! "Gamertags" VOTE HERE: https://strawpoll.com/GeZAR9N5PyV and in Discord https://discord.gg/xrx…

1/3 of us is out on vacation this week but the boys continue on! Vapin' remains Delicious, Dylan visit Disneyland, Smoking was rad, Jay gets judged by dogs, Legendary Record Producer Steve Albini passes away, RIP, Flexing on Camera, Robocop 2014 is underated (even with his weird hand), Being a good parent, Closeted Addictions, We want to start comm…

Back to work in the Studio this week as Jay returns with from his trip, Diamond Encrusted Strains are too much, Salem Witch visits, Hangin' with Holmeslice, Parking lot altercations, Road Rage Stifling, Baseball games as a Cubs fan could have been dangerous, Jay and Dylan go see Andrew Santino Live and are annoyed by a drunk woman, they remain a pr…

Whilst Jay is on Vacation we grab our old buddy, bandmate and voiceover boy Nick. Whilst Jay is on Vacation we grab our old buddy, bandmate and voiceover boy Nick.We dig in on Conspiracies, Social Algos, Reality TV, Orbs, Nibiru, Wrestling, Drinking Excessively, Bands, Snake Oil Beard Tools, Yard Care, DNA Test, Disney Adults, Hunting Elk, Getting …

Hey Everyone! We back this week and out getting accused of backyard trespass dancing, old people are weird, Rebel Lounge jam band experiences, everyone is gay, drummer roadies, learning why states have "new" in the title, Clairvoyant Death Premonitions, Naming bands is hard, Jay going on a trip and has beautiful tits, bullying is locked in age brac…

Back to our normally scheduled content styling's with tales of OJ Simpson leaving Earth, Shower Jelqs, Self Diagnosed ADHD problems, Jay gets a handful and more, Affliction Shirts remain a problem, Grape Welching, Reverse Foot Fetishes, The Eclipse brought out the dummies, Matt is lame and Vapes now, WrestleMania 40 happened, Falling in love with R…

Part 3 of the Trilogy of Host Lore. Dylan is at bat this week. His early life was a one helluva ride. From Conception to Today we go through his up bringing. Lots of band stuff Segments: - "Look at This!" Visit us at http://funtimeboys.com/ - NFHCPodcast.com for everything NFHC Studios Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! https://www.pat…

Part 2 of the Trilogy of Host Lore. We swing in on Matt. From Conception to Today we go through his up bringing. Lots of band stuff Segments: - "Gamertag of the Week!" - "Look at This!" Visit us at http://funtimeboys.com/ - NFHCPodcast.com for everything NFHC Studios Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/NFHCStudio…

Part 1 of the Trilogy of Host Lore. We start with our resident injury collector Jay. From Conception to Today we go through his up bringing. Segments: - "Look at This!" Vote for Fennec! 1 free vote per day! https://cover.inkedmag.com/2024/gaby-guerrero Vote for this week's Gamertags: https://strawpoll.com/3RnYlWXJWye Visit us at http://funtimeboys.…

We are back this week with Accidents, Cool Dad Stories, Trauma, Yelling at eachother, Foreskin Tellers, Jay tries to help out and it goes wrong, French things, THCV sounds neat, Wrastlin' Minute, Mike Tyson was/is a beast, Word of the day, and more! Segments: - "Ask us Anything" - "Pardon my French" - "Gamertag of the week- "Look at This!" Vote for…

Back this week with a Hurty Head Feel, The new "The Crow" actor looks like a soundcloud rapper with dumb tattoos, Dead Moms and their Tributes, Bellybutton to root measurements, What the hell is in Ohio, Roller Coasters are for the youth, Wendy's Surge Pricing Fails, White Castle stinks, NWO Wars Video Game, "Epstein" The Survival Video Game looks …

Back this week and Dylan is going pantless! National Dry Out from Weed Challenge, We got that coveted Custom Discord Link: Discord.gg/NFHCStudios, Bruce Wayne's Birthday and how to celebrate it, Jay was soft serving up some old meals all week, Which way does the donk hang?, We spend most the show trying to make Dylan hard, Cyberattacks or Human err…

NFHC Studios Presents: THE FUN TIME BOYS PODCAST!!! We discuss all the things every week. Failed to get the F out of the show but Jay is back and is suddenly no longer Itailan, Chinese New Year, Chinese New us, Valentines Day Curmudgeons, New Website, Not Saying It, New insults hits too hard, Dylan gets a Cop Haircut and becomes corrupt, Mouth Stuf…

NFHC Studios Presents: THE FUN TIME BOYS PODCAST!!! We discuss all the things every week. Still attempting to get the F out! Our buddy Jason sits in for Jay this week and looking handsome after all his heart healing, Neuralink test subjects, Who's your favorite Billionaire?, Loads of wrastlin', Why do youtube commenters hate our middle seat?, Beard…

NFHC Studios Presents: THE FUN TIME BOYS PODCAST!!! We discuss all the things every week. Jay had work so we grabbed our buddy Markendeya and his imported thighs to sit in with us. Kicking off this week with gaming talk, Apex Legends skin game is on point, Balders Gate 3, Halo Infinite, Hair up, D*ck out, Matt and Dylan have never taken a calculus …

NFHC Studios Presents: THE FUN TIME BOYS PODCAST!!! We discuss all the things every week. Crackin' Toilet Bowels, Breaking Appliances, Gas Station Whiskey Dealers, Jay gets deFEETed, Trying to stop F'ing around in the first 10 minutes of the episodes, Dylan gets multidimensional dreams, we have a ton of episodes for new listeners, Naming our A.I. a…

NFHC Studios Presents: THE FUN TIME BOYS PODCAST!!! We discuss all the things every week. Youtube continues to SA Jay, Stuck in the Helen Keller Algorithm, Dylan gets closer to the singularity, Nailing the pronunciation of foreign products and getting shamed for it, Grocery Hacks, Installing Culture, Matt's rude and doesn't listen to Dylan's car tr…

NFHC Studios Presents: THE FUN TIME BOYS PODCAST!!! Hosted by: Matt, Jay, and Dylan, Just 3 guys with 1 that shows full thigh. We discuss all the things for every week. Milking the Helen Keller Algorithm. Jay drops his first uplifting segment on a listener, Our new Video Editor Loses his job to A.I., Adult Video games on Steam are dumb and weird, M…

We discuss some upcoming changes, Jay is showing ALOT of thigh, Being the cool ageless handsome at the pool, Discussing the upcoming changes, Big Bill's Beef Review, Voice Cracking as an Old, New Segment trial "Gamer Words", Gamertag of 2023 review, New Years Bingo, Flight logs reveal same stuff from 2016, Wheelchaired Physicist Memes are a thing, …

Happy New Year Everybody! Episode 316 rings it in with a bang, Technology is kinda rad, Mustached men and their HGH, Rodent Box Flashbangs, Cookie Dropoff and Metal Guitar Tones, Dry Strains, A.I. Robots attack, Billionaire Bunkers, Being Related to a Mysterious Drifter is Cool AF, We say our goodbyes to Binky the prettiest Kitty, Matt has an out o…

Episode 315 is out just in time for the holiday! A Fresh Shorned Jay looks different and brings a funny Would You Rather?, Dylan experiences a horrible local comic, Bass VI has been purchased, Lubing Tubes for work, Xmas Party Narcs, The story of being a Roadie for a Day, Milano's Music is Rad, Drink a Beer Play a Game Appearance and more!!! Segmen…

Episode 314 is here and the count of old man fingers are up there! Dylan got stolen from us for a party so we brought in our buddy Jason, Master Reface Artist and Casual Heart Attack Survivor to sit in with us. We talk Surgeries, Unfortunate Mustache Trimmings, Eternal Memes, Not knowing your own Culture, Jay gets waxxed, Only Losers Bleed, T-Mobil…

Crimus time in Episode 313 is in full swing, Recorded live on Jesus's Moms Creampie Day, The world would be better with the Witches of old, Broads Brewing Beer, Chair Fails, Free Meat Delivery, Creepy Ice Cream Van Men, Harvey WineBurgers is a thing, Keytar'd Players, Pain Pill Nostalgia, New Warzone Map is out and great, The Game Awards 2023 rundo…

Back from the Holiday and we are thick with a fat load of content so get your NERB ready. 6 years of casting, Dealing with Random Boners, Flicking them Flaccid, ↓↓↑ is the code fix extra chromosomes, The Double Dude Ranch is the place to handle all that strength, Matt Breaks Everything Around Him (MBEAH), Wayfairing the new chairs, Jay maintains hi…

Episode 311 is an inside job! Our studio is being remodeled, Male bracelets are a gateway to toe rings, NuMetal Necklaces, Beads By Dre, Snoop Dog goes Smokeless, Personal Blunt Roller Salaries, Show Roster Update, Forced Vacation Trips, Blue Dream the is still a go to strain, Sick of being sick and stuck at home, Jay grows a six pack and might tri…

Episode 310 Take 2! Quick Check in this week with the trips up north and such, Nature's WiFi, Dog wounds in unfortunate places, aggressively being hit on, smooth tubes, Knife Shows, Boat Shows, Sickness and more! FOLLOW ZWICK'S STUFF: https://linktr.ee/ZwickTheEditor Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support …

Join us for Episode 309 as we welcome our buddy Zwick to the team. Dylan and Matt conquered communism at the Trangle L Ranch Glow Festival, Late Hot Dogs, Self Depricating Appreciation and No Blowies Under Water, Chocolate Fueled CryptoBro Headchanges, Gaslighting Zwick, Kink Toys, Investing in WW3 for profits, Emergency Student Pizzas, teh New Seg…

Halloween is here and we get a visit from Snarleston Heston on 308. Interviewing a Werewolf from a different time, Feeding the needy, almost fighting another, Becoming soulmates with A.I., The Trauma of Podcasting, News: Vaginal Beer, Poop in the lines of Disney World, Segments: Local Bands are Everywhere, Hurt People-Hurt People, Look at this!, Vo…

307 has arrived! Leaner, Cleaner and Less Meaner! Like and subscribe on Youtube.com/NFHCPodcast, The Weekly Strain, Empty Eyes, Congratz to the Thought Cops on a fantastic pod run but now All your Zwick are belong to us, He is helping us with video clips and various upgrades coming down the line, Walter's trip to Surgery is soon, Quitting Smoking, …

Hello fellow Sun Lookers! 306 is upon us, Balls deep in the spooky month and Walter has a confuse about the middle east, Utah sucks, Soaking, The Weekly Strains, Matt ruins a bit about the eclipse, building cults are hard, Fashionable Eclipse Eyewear, Dylan introduces a numbers game, Jonestown Drinks and cool cult shoes, Jay is in with Jason's fami…

Episode 305 is already an early favorite! Spooky month is in full swing, Matt doesn't know the date Halloween takes place on and ruins jokes, Food Rescuing Energy Drinks and Croutons, Looking for ways to soften your jerky, Halo is fixed and we gush about Star Wars, Cliff Hangering Random FB Friend Finds, Jay finds a fart on the episode he missed, W…

Hello there! 304 is here. Dilly is tired of himself and needs a reboot, A Tale of Walt's Short Term Rental Eff Palace and the bruised booty, Star Wars: Ahsoka continues be rad and brings on excessive talk of both Star and Wars, Dumping Jizz for Jatz, ChatGPT update, Look at this! and more!! Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Hum…

Episode 303 is a certified banger and we have the open-holed assless underwear to prove it. Dylan's new character Reginald Moonlight ruins his Audio Track so we call on A.I. to save it. No one would care 9/11 in today's, Fake Vape Tobacco Pipes, Gall Bladders Happen and are as useless as Ole Angie Jolie's Breasts, Walt's kink party adventures conti…

Healthy AF this week and back in the studio live for 302! Fan Favorite Markendeya sits in with us as we forget about 9/11, Click Bait Episode Titles and will they work?, Fat Roosters, Coming to terms with Trauma, Old Pets, Dead Pets, Mitch Hedburg isn't funny to Matt, George Carlin just yells at people about the government, Gallagher has an impress…

Hey Everyone! It's a Clip Show. Matt & Jay were sick as f*ck and not in a kickflip way. Dilly made a clip show to float the week over until we are healthy. Give him props and scoopies for his efforts. Thank you all that listen and see you next week! Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscr…

The BIG 300th Episode is here! The FunTime Boys have it all here for you. Chad Kultgen from the Dudesy Podcast stops by for a bit, 2/4's of our hosts practice excessive highness with almost extinct strains, Just breath in and out, Reminiscing about cigarettes with recessed filters, terrible CoWorkers and their jokes, A.I. taking out Human Oppositio…

We are back this week with our Old Friend, Film Scholar, Storyteller, Author, North Side King, Musician, Danzig Scuffle Specialist and all around Gentleman, Danny Marianino! Celebrating the 10th anniversary of "Don't Ever Punch a Rockstar: A Collection of Hate Mail and Other Crazy Rumors". We get to catch up with him about, Gaining international fa…

Episode 298, The Fermentation of Walt's P*ssy is upon us! Giggle Partyin' through the week. Dylan needs to calm down, Mass Gas Lighting, Throwin' Axe: A Team Building Event, Learning what targets are, Character voices, Old Man Bowling League is a Sad Time, Matt's a good friend and has the receipts, Hungover Moving sucks, Losin' Tube, Poly Puff Puff…

The Fun Time Boys are back and Dylan is weird now! "How does he get away with this Sh*t?" Soft Gross High Fives, Wizard Sleeves, If you pay the Money, no one will care, Times are tough, Dilly makes the other hosts rap with A.I., Walt learns about Periods on TikTok and only dates broads without their giblets, The Blood Blister Brothers compare battl…

Episode 296 has fingerblasted it's way into the week! Lusting over Fruit Cocktails, Vaping Strawberry Space Food, Astronaut Milkers, Jay finishes his away mission, MonsterTrumpRallys, Recycling is Worthless, Boomer Lies, Dylan's Mouse has a well endowed parts, J-A.I. Version 01 is ready for airtime, Summertime in PHX has outlived it's welcome and b…

It's hot outside and our backs hurt but we somehow manage to bring you Episode 295! 3 excuses deep and an unranched meat pocket we bring you the latest in Alarm Clocks for the Deaf, UAP's, Algorithms bringing the Conspiracy, Ancient Politicians Glitching, Why are the hosts nicer when Matt is absent?, Passive Aggressive Whining, Not Smoking > Smokin…

Episode 294 brought to you by “Dylan hates hosting productions” This week, we cancel Matt again for unknown reasons. Special guest Homeslice - Demon connoisseur and knower of things, joins us for Fakk checking! Sleepy goofy SOUND CHECKING happens! Blow back from your slide whistle is gross. God rest Matt’s soul. Going brass to mouth while hoping to…

Sounding off this week, it's the BIG Episode of 293!!! This episode has it all: Conspiracies, UFO's, Aliens, Dick Pills, Falling off the wagon, Threesome's, Metal Rods going places, Look at this, Voicemails and more! Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! https://www…

All up in it this week with Rocked Gapes, Frothded Tips, Marching Band Competitions are kinda cool, Dilly's First Annual Pow Pow Weekend Deathpool Conclusion, Dylan almost gets trafficked or beat up, Matt learns he has/had Road Rage, Jay spits hot Yellow, Doug Sucks: A Port-A-Potty Adventure, Homeless Battery ReSellers, Mom Meet Ups, Walt phones it…