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An outlandish and “critically-acclaimed” comedy poddy (podcast) for every day living and learning. We are Josh and Jill and we get to the heart of the issues discussing a range of hot topics from living the club life to penguins and the black arts. Every Monday we’ll keep you motivated, so motivated bro! Bro, you wanna see my lats? In fact, I can do like 85 peek-a-boos bro, so top that!
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http://archive.org/download/JLBS77/JLBS77.mp3 In this episode, we talk a lot about being sneaky while sneaking into a laundromat through a secret tunnel in Chicago. Hot Cheetos are often used to distract people while in shadow mode and Jill is being chased by her problems. Josh has to abruptly take a shit and excuses himself while Jill is visited b…
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http://archive.org/download/JLBS76/JLBS76.mp3 In this episode, we throw an S Club party in the carny underground and explore the mysterious life of America’s most elusive group of people, the Carnies. But first we talk about Paul Bearer and the World Wildlife Federation and how the Macho Man likes the white cream of an 8th grade boy. We then discus…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB75/JLB75.mp3 In this episode we take all the knees we can for charity, all while woolen your mom. But first, we kick things off with some non profit jib jab and about how all of this chaos has fostered a new religion simply known as, Light Skin Pig. We then talk about the sweaty dicks flapping around on the basketball…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB74/JLB74.mp3 In this episode, we talk about the Lord’s work, patriarchal dongs, God profit, Carl’s Jr, and the outrageous Jupiter glitter bomb. But first, we kick things off with a heated discussion about Reverend AppleBottom’s wife’s big ol’ brown roast beef lips and how it initially lead to the end of their 20 year …
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http://archive.org/download/JLB73/JLB73.mp3 In this “New Year” episode, we come together to celebrate Jesus’s real birthday by burning our old vision boards. But before we jump into how we learn about Josh’s new job, editing all of the Wikipedia articles. Although Jill is genuinely concerned for the Backstreet Boys wiki page, Josh genuinely doesn’t…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB72/JLB72.mp3 In this episode, we are broadcasting live from the Jacksonville Mall here in North Carolina, also known as “The 2nd Pride of Jacksonville” closely following “The 1st Pride of Jacksonville”, Walmart. We kick things off with some holiday voicemails from our old friend Donnie Crespo and our new celebrity fri…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB71/JLB71.mp3 In this episode we gear up for the “War on Christmas”, whatever that is. Most people don’t remember their childhood so we talk about crossfire and it’s importance as the #1 toy for the last 30 years. Big Ben the farmer likes to lure children and Obama’s AR-15 equipped elves are coming to take our eggnog. …
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http://archive.org/download/JLB70/JLB70.mp3 In this episode, we celebrate our 70th episode/year anniversary! We briefly talk about America while using the word of the day, “per capita”. Then we talk about the lately happenings, all involving our creepy neighbors and their schemes to create the perfect spider cat hybrid. We then get into our crazy, …
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http://archive.org/download/JLB69/JLB69.mp3 In this episode, two detectives reunite to solve one last crime, but it all turns sour when they encounter their prime suspect, a simple janitor who goes by the name of, Barry Dickle. Now that our heroes, Dylan Pearl Long and Dillon Harambe Strong are back on the force, they look back on what drove them a…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB68/JLB68.mp3 In this episode, we talk about Jill’s world voice over tour! Featuring her many accents from countries like Pakistan, Germany, Transylvania and British Carol. Don’t stare at her cunt! We then talk about our friends over at Pope’s Pizza, no salmonellas! K-Bone is utter shit and if you see him on the street…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB67/JLB67.mp3 In this episode, we are broadcasting from the inside of a closet! There is a murdering child afoot and while hiding we decide to pass the time, and what better way to do that then loudly recording an episode of JLB! But seriously folks, we are in severe danger here. Anyway, we talk shit about other podcas…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB66/JLB66.mp3 In this scary episode of JLB, (while watching a Paula Abdul video) we are visited by MC Skat Kat with a dire message about the cartoon world and how it is under attack by a menacing serial killer, known only as Christopher Robin. While shit is going down in 100 Acre Wood, he mistakes our podcast for an aw…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB65/JLB65.mp3 In this episode, we ramble on about some old fashion God related curse words and then treat our buffer fans to the many things Jill doesn’t understand. It’s not a club until the cops shut ya down. We then jib-jab about the ill fated Ford Francis Bacon, which was a car that used a bacon cooker to prevent y…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB64/JLB64.mp3 In this episode, Jill opens with a brief impromptu interview (via Snapchat) with presidential hopeful, Scat Mayor. Unfortunately, he doesn’t have his translator with him so she has absolutely no idea what he is talking about. Nevertheless, Jill charges on with thought provoking questions about reaching th…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB63/JLB63.mp3 In this episode, we talk about agile foxes, shitty bus driver wages, neckbeard things, and the outrageous ham tax of 1863. We have a heated discussion about North Carolina’s many overrun fox farms and the silly practice of checking foxes buttholes for polyps. Jill may not know what a neckbeard is, but you…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB62/JLB62.mp3 In this episode, we watch just the tip of a documentary trailer called “Tickled” and become completely engrossed in the competitive sport of tickling. We discuss our new tickle team called “Tickle The Pickle” or TTP for short and how we are getting in on the ground floor of this billion dollar underground…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB61/JLB61.mp3 In this episode, we broadcast the audio of a new TV show featuring Reverend AppleBottom called, Jill 4 Jesus! Since today is Christ Line Tuesday, we take a few calls from folk who are desperately seeking some Godly advice from our divine host, Jill. We hear from a blessed woman who has a problem with her …
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http://archive.org/download/JLB60/JLB60.mp3 In this episode our very own intern, Kenny, joins us in the studio to have a frank discussion about his performance. Unfortunately, he had to bring a brat kid named Sam that he is babysitting, while “its” mom parties just three doors down the street. After Josh completely tears into Kenny’s ass, and I mea…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB59/JLB59.mp3 We’re back!!! We’ve been having some technical problems, so we appreciate you folks for bearing with us through this difficult time in our lives. In this episode we go on about this and that, tit for tat, bait for bat, frog foie gras, and other random things to peak your nips. Josh tried to make a baby wi…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB58/JLB58.mp3 In this episode, we meet the mastermind behind the world’s most exquisite and delicious peanut butter spread, Peter Pan from Peter Pan Peanut Butter. But first, we kick things off with a new sponsor, Zata-Iran’s (made in Iran), If it’s rice then it’s probably not Zata-Iran’s or rice. We briefly talk about…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB57/JLB57.mp3 Come, gather around children and enjoy a mystical tale of the elusive, Crack Snek (snake). But before we get into this wonderful and inspiring journey we briefly talk about being encased in sugar as well as Jill’s crazy sexy Sam Neill dream. Then there is some random discussion involving tattoos to make y…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB56/JLB56.mp3 In this episode, failed news year resolutions, homeless stranger danger, and those darn lazy ice snakes. We also get into our main discussion about job interviews since we are interviewing for the “Derpist Podcasting Network”. We give you some hot tips and tricks to make you stand out and excel in your ne…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB55/JLB55.mp3 In this episode, we go completely off track and talk about various subjects like bitcoin cookies, drones, Tulsaletto, and whitewashing the problems away. Ol’ gofer arms (Josh, as he was called in his youth) briefly rants about witchcraft skyping before we engage in a postal worker drone baby discussion wi…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB54/JLB54.mp3 In this episode, we get back to the basics with a standard format that is guaranteed to bring the sibling confusion that’ll have you guessing. In this particular program we are graced with the presence of our celebrity special guest, Seth Rogen’s laugh. Josh is extra smiley today and talks briefly about t…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB53/JLB53.mp3 In this episode, we take a trip into the deep anals of The Jungle to shoot our new documentary about pop-tart farm production. We haven’t found any masts or Keebler Eleves mass graves so we’re pretty sure there isn’t a conspiracy afoot, yet. Anyway, we learn about many different things here in the jungle …
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http://archive.org/download/JLB52/JLB52.mp3 In this episode, we turn to the simple life of the Amish folk to bring you, our humble listeners, some guidance, some wisdom, and some sloppy wet bean chest. While learning to live an uncomplicated life (like the true Amish people of South Florida) we talk about the many Amish activities out there like pl…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB51/JLB51.mp3 Alright, alright alright, welcome to the party ya’ll. In this episode we get knocked out and wake up in a strange new magical world known as Fraggle Rock (The hit 80s kids show). After regaining consciousness in a seedy alleyway we are greeted by a special guest, fraggle garbage man Doopy-Doo. He has lear…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB50/JLB50.mp3 It’s finally here! The 50th episode celebration! In this episode, Josh chastises Jill on proper podcast etiquette before rambling on about about her weak fingers, thrift store underwear, and dumb interview questions. We then jump into the most exciting topic you can imagine, retirement plans. You’ll hear …
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http://archive.org/download/JLB49/JLB49.mp3 Do you like trains? I hope so! Because in this episode we are bringing them back by discussing our passion for trains as well as our recent enrollment to Train Conduction School. Nevermind the vagrants who fry delicious eggs on trashcan lids, they may tempt and lure us train folk, but we are too dedicated…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB48/JLB48.mp3 In this episode, Jill is but a simple yet passionate peach farmer trying to defend her crop from little orange haired twin boys. We go over ways to thwart the terror they cause and one of those ways is you guessed it, Yahoo Answers! Not only has it helped me with my taxes, Yahoo Answers has provided us wi…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB47/JLB47.mp3 In this episode we introduce you to our new lifestyle we’ve embarked on, celebrity chefing. That’s right folks, with months of dedicated butt sex and deals with devil turkeys we’ve managed to finally crown into the limelight of TV cooking and things. We tell you about our early life and what inspired us t…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB46/JLB46.mp3 In this episode we spout some jib jab about Pope’s Pizza, one of the greatest pizza places on Earth and the MOOn!!! We do spend some time talking about origins as well as the other founder, Carl Pope. Jill doesn’t know what a sand spur is but she does know what Cowboy spurs are but that’s ok because talki…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB45/JLB45.mp3 This year we are laying our lives on the line and sharing our New Year’s resolutions with you, the humble yet constipated listener. That’s right folks, Josh #2 has returned from his “Everquest” and we are now back with this hard hitting episode that will bring tears to your eyes. But before we get into th…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB44/JLB44.mp3 Do you want to talk about the real issues in America? Do you like Japanese culture? These questions and more in this very special presidential political episode of JackaLackaBuff! Josh #2 is currently out of the office so we got Josh #1 to help us conduct this most exclusive and most terrible interview wi…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB43/JLB43.mp3 A riddle for you! How many nickelback’s does it take to get to the center of a Nickelback? Find out by listening to this extended jam packed episode with extra sniffs. We kick things off with some old man life advice before laying out what just happened to us. You guessed it! We are trapped in a cabin in …
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http://archive.org/download/JLB42/JLB42.mp3 We’re back ya bunch of big noses! We take a tug boat horn moment for 2015 and then get right into a few motivation-ally inspiring fitness quotes. New year, new you, right? We talk briefly about how Josh won the coveted “Small Male Butt” award for 2015 before diving into what Jill has been up to at the tai…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB41/JLB41.mp3 We interrupt this description to bring you the following description: Coming soon! Don’t forget you can also give us a call and leave a voice mail and we’ll play it on the next episode! Call us at 813-551-ANUS. That’s 813-551-2687! Download It! | ITunes | Facebook | Twitter | Subscribe | Google+ | Email U…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB40/JLB40.mp3 In this episode we kick it off with some back and forth riff raff about our new play, “Sissy Hymen” as well as the person Jill met IRL before going into witness protection. We then jump right into one of our main hot topics, Things That Dangle. We hear from Demon Trucker as well as a story about Jill tryi…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB39/JLB39.mp3 In this script, I’m just going to get to the down and dirty details because that’s what a “Jive Turkey” would do. Welcome to Turkey Tuesday, the not so normal but very informative podcast about a global event that will most likely turn into some kind of war like catastrophe. Before we inform you hard, so …
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http://archive.org/download/JLB38/JLB38.mp3 Hello out there to all you Lumberjacks and Lumberjackies! Welcome to the only podcast recognized by the National Lumberjack Association and beavers as our protectors you are going to chew some sweet maple wood enjoying this one. Before we chop in with our topics, Jill regales us with a story of her youth,…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB37/JLB37.mp3 In this “fight of the century” episode, we suck you into the wonderful world of pickles! We spear things off with a rousing quote from the pickle king himself (and masturbatory revolutionary), George Washington! We then chip in a few jabs about our innovating pickle product ideas before Jill gives a rundo…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB36/JLB36.mp3 In this delirium fueled episode we discuss many random topics starting with our recent poddy survey. That’s right folks, thirty countries have put in their vote for our best episode to date and you’ll have to tune in to find out which was #1. After a few jib jabs we talk about Movember, men’s health, and …
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http://archive.org/download/JLB35/JLB35.mp3 Get your daily dose of your triple P’s along with another scary spooky chapter of Jackalackabuff! Right here, right now! In this suspenseful episode we get trapped in a museum with a real life mummy, when a normal museum lock-in goes awry and we are the only ones left to survive the night! Oh, and Hobo Ji…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB34/JLB34.mp3 Hey, you, big nose listener, you ready? We have gone to the dark side and became Vampires for your amusement! Due to the initial impediments of oul speech (which is typically expelienced after becoming a Vampile) you may find this episode difficult to listen too, no? Ok, in this installment of JackaLackaB…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB33/JLB33.mp3 In this spooky scary episode we get a little bit wild because we are broadcasting live from the basement of local kidnapping legend, G-Squeak! He is a special type of clown man thing who has the memory of a stupid horse, but is also a mastermind in the art of “Napping and Murdering”. While trapped in our …
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http://archive.org/download/JLB32/JLB32.mp3 In this tantalizing episode that harkens back to a simpler time, where men were men and women were men and men were confused but still had big ol ding dongs. We roll things back and pay homage to our news radio heritage to bring you a breaking news bulletin that you have to hear it to believe it folks. We…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB31/JLB31.mp3 Hello and welcome to the first ever JackaLackaBuff Philoso-poddy where we not only engage in philosophy mumbo jumbo but we also philosophize your dick off. In this episode we philosophically grab your attention with a deep and intriguing quote to awaken your mind. We then talk about our hilariously new an…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB30/JLB30.mp3 In this druthering episode of weenie goodness we return after spending 9 months becoming drutherified and certified in the exquisite art of hot dog inspection by the coveted Family Druthers Association (FDA). We talk a little bit about the organization and about the international hot dog eating contest at…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB29/JLB29.mp3 In this softly spoken episode we take a journey with our approved membership cards from Walgreens to explore the underground whisper community of ASMR. We start off with a murmuring disclaimer and a few gently chosen ASMR quotes to give you something to peacefully mull over while calmly sipping your coffe…
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http://archive.org/download/JLB28/JLB28.mp3 Heyyy! How you doin? How’s your mother? Good? Ok. In this episode we bring you a very special guest, Jill’s trusty and reliable mechanic, Vinnie No-Brains from Primo Auto. As you all know, Jill’s cah has been in the shop for a bit and we invite Vinnie on to discuss some car business and pizza joints like …
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