Fam. Wait until you hear Pablo’s “accent work.” This week the boys finish the X-Trilogy with this summer’s most anticipated release, “MaXXXine.” They had a blast with this film and we know you will too. Remember to not accept a life you do not deserve! [15:47] Film discussion begins [29:28] Plot Breakdown Coming Soon: Coraline (2009) ---- Don't for…

**Literally all of the content warnings** - For this week's episode, the boys dance their way over to France for Gaspar Noe's "Climax." This movie has all the foreplay with an explosive ending that deserves all the discussions. Also, one of your hosts loves it and the other...does not. You don't want to miss this. Bonne écoute! [10:12] Film Discuss…

Are you really a queer podcast if you don’t discuss this film? Jesus, the boys had a BLAST discussing what is regarded as one of the gayest horror films ever: A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge. How people didn’t realize they were making a queer film, we will never know. But we do know that this movie is so much fun. Coming Soon: Climax …

Happy Pride! To kick off Pride Month, the boys are joined by Kyle & Zach of Buffy Gays to discuss the gay ole cult film: Psycho Beach Party! Grab your surfboards, alternate personalities, and enjoy one of the campiest films they’ve covered yet! 19:25 - Film discussion begins Follow Buffy Gays - do it now! Coming Soon: A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: F…

“THE CACK-A-DOOODIE CAHHH!” This week the boys are joined by Arthur of Two Cents Critic to discuss the 1990’s Misery! Starring none other than Kathy Bates AKA Mother. You don’t want to miss this discussion of the film (and a bit of the book). You could say this episode serves (James) Caan…t. Follow Two Cents Critic! https://linktr.ee/two_centscriti…

Listeners, YOU ARE A STAR! This week the boys kick it off with a fun discussion on drinking in the Castro before tackling the second installment of the “X” trilogy, “Pearl.” Listen as they dissect familial relationships, dreams, and how hot David Corenswet is. Disclaimer: Paul’s mic had some issues so please forgive a little echo! [10:17] Episode d…

The boys are back with another Zombie flick! This one might have changed Paul’s stance on the subgenre. It also might be one of the cheesiest and delicious Zombie movies of them all. You can expect some Rose McGowan love, thirst over everyone, and appreciation for Fergie. [11:45] Film Discussion begins Coming Soon: Pearl (2022) ---- Don't forget to…

Welcome to…Fright Night! This week the boys are joined by their bffs, Horror Daddies! Diving into this quite queer 80’s vampire flick, you can expect a lot of sh*t talk on Charlie, and just general thirst. [0:00 - 22:35] Intro + VERY NSFW discussions [22:35] Episode discussion begins Coming Soon: Planet Terror (2007) Follow Horror Daddies! ---- Don…

All aboard! Hop on with the boys this week as they discuss the 2016 South Korean Zombie classic, "Train to Busan" ! Grab your kleenex because if you're anything like Paul, this movie turns you into a weeping mess. Also it's badass. **Please note** We have updated some of our formatting to make things more concise for you all! If you ever have any t…

For Scared Gay’s 69th episode, the boys have a treat for you! This week they are joined by the one and only, Glamputee, to discuss Paranormal Activity. The group ponders how great was that d*ck game for Katie to stick around? Demons aside, we know Micah (MEE-KAH) is the true villain. Also why isn’t there an onlyfans themed found footage film? Comin…

This week the boys are joined by the hilarious Jazz and Kat of Girl That's Scary! The group tackles 2007's vamp action horror film, 30 Days of Night. Join them as they discuss Edward 40 hands, devil's threesomes, and how badly Pablo and Kat want to become vampires! Follow Girl That's Scary! Instagram: @girlthatsscary Patreon Coming Soon: Paranormal…

This week the boys take a trip to West Virginia. Silent Hill, to be exact! The boys have some very different takes on this film based on the 1999 video game. But also they don’t play video games so you are also treated to a cameo by the one and only Chris Hensz! Coming Soon: 30 Days of Night feat. Girl That’s Scary ---- Don't forget to rate us / le…

Get a free Scared Gay Tshirt when you purchase Billy Clean! The boys have a fun one for you this week! 2022's "X"! This week Pablo and Paul gush over Brittany Snow, discuss Maxine's coke usage, and learn that Pablo has been in porn...technically. Coming Soon: Silent Hill (2006) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @s…

Are you mad? We ARE your gays! To kick off season 3, the boys travel to a manor in (not New) Jersey for our favorite AMC spokesperson. That’s right. 2001’s “The Others.” Enjoy while Pablo and Paul discuss a total Karen and live for the badass, Anne. Also, gah-damn! Charles is attractive. Coming Soon: X (2022) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a …

Tis the season! Well…it’s the season FINALE! Two seasons down and the boys are still kicking and have a great episode for ya! Buckle up because this one is a doozy of a holiday treat. Where my babysitters at?? Coming Soon: TBD! We’ll see you all in January :) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast Tik…

This week the boys sit down with the amazing Pete and Scott from Movies That Made Us Gay! They discuss what is titled Batman Returns, but really it’s a Catwoman film. This Tim Burton masterpiece really holds a special place for the gays and the Batman franchise at large. While this is a detailed, deep film…just… Michelle Pfeiffer’s Catwoman is just…

Get a free Scared Gay Tshirt when you purchase Billy Clean! Sure you wanna take a bath? Maybe not seeing this film! This week the boys hop in a tub and hope for the best while joined by bestie, Liza Valente! There are two types of people in this world: People who use a hair dryer to de-fog their mirrors after a hot shower. Which one are you? Coming…

Get a free Scared Gay Tshirt when you purchase Billy Clean! On est désolés. This new French extremity film is quite a doozy, but oh so good. That’s all there really is to say…but they boys have a lot more to add. Enjoy! Content Warning: Imprisonment, violence against women, child abuse. Coming soon: What Lies Beneath (2000) ---- Don't forget to rat…

Come on, bro! Join the boys this week as they travel to Eastern Europe to discuss Eli Roth’s “Hostel.” Need we say much more? But seriously, you might be surprised with the boys’ take here. Join us for our LIVE STREAM OF HALLOWEEN (1978) on…Halloween on Youtube Coming soon: Martyrs (2008) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! In…

Are you weird?? Because the boys are. And this week they aren’t alone…they’re joined by the amazing queer musician, filmmaker, and photographer, Jess Friedman (also known as Cuntstomer Servixxx). For this episode they gather around a campfire to discuss John Carpenter’s “The Fog.” Grab your journals and enjoy their conversations about the film, age…

This week the boys FINALLY tackle Pablo's absolute favorite horror film. The one. The only. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre! Check it out as they thirst over Kirk, love on Pam, and gush over the queen herself: Leatherface. ALSO! Listen to our exciting announcement here first! News to come... Coming Soon: The Fog (1980) ---- Don't forget to rate us / l…

BONE-US episode! Just in time for Halloween, the boys are ready to share their picks for 31 Horror Movies for you to watch this October. Unlike that bottom on Grindr, this list is vers and spans all the different feels you want throughout spooky season. Enjoy! What are some movies on your list? Let us know! ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a re…

MOTHA! This week the boys whip out their tape measures to discuss 2022's hit film, Barbarian. Listen as they take down the patriarchy, have a lengthy discussion about whether Zac Efron is hot, and gush over what might have been the best film of 2022. What did you think of Barbarian?! **Content Warning: Sexual Assault** Coming soon: The Texas Chain …

Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me baby!! This week the boys tackle the latest horror film everyone is talking about... Talk to Me! Sit back and enjoy their deep dive of the film and tangents covering their teenage antics, horrible accent work, and twincest. Coming soon: Barbarian (2022) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Ins…

Do you know what they did? Your c**ting co-hosts?! That’s right. This week they did the 1973 iconic masterpiece, The Exorcist. Listen as the boys dive into the film that changed the game for Horror films. Grab your crucifix and let…well…you know the rest. Enjoy! Coming Soon: Talk to Me (2023) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us…

Listen in and see what all the buzz is about! This week, the boys are joined by dear friend of the pod: Ricky Duarte, of Rick or Treat Horrorcast! Join them as they dive into this Cronenberg and Goldblum classic. They'll discuss toxic masculinity, 180 degree character arcs, and their shared love of Dr. Pimple Popper. Coming Soon: The Exorcist (1973…

This week the boys head on down to 4215 P*ssy Way with their friends, Zack and Kyle…the Buffy Gays! It’s a wild ride as they discuss the John Waters 1994 Dark Comedy, “Serial Mom.” While it may not be your typical horror film…it had to be covered. Because Kathleen Turner IS the moment. Follow Buffy Gays! Instagram: @buffygayspod Twitter: @buffygays…

How Do I Deal...with Julie James? No one's favorite Final Girl returns as the boys dive into a sequel that perpetuates the "sequels suck" stereotype. Or does it? Turn on that Karaoke Machine and find out! Coming Soon: Serial Mom (1994) feat. Buffy Gays ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast TikTok @sc…

This week the boys are joined by THE Terrell! Check it out as they discuss a film that is legitimately scary. Also Paul (the character, not our Paul), is a big topic of discussion and mixed opinions that you DON’T want to miss! Coming Soon: I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) Follow Terrell: Instagram: @terrell88 linktr.ee/HorrorNerd88 ---…

Don’t say it. Don’t think it. Don’t see it. This week we conclude our “Haterade Series.” Pablo understood the assignment because this movie…well, you'll see. So tune in and hear the boys have a blast reading this film for filth. Coming Soon: Hell House, LLC (2015) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcas…

This week Paul chose a movie that he thought (knew?) Pablo would hate. And he succeeded. The boys travel back to 1999 to tackle the shoe-horned sequel to an actual good move. They’re talking… The Rage: Carrie 2. It’s so skanky! Coming Soon: The Bye Bye Man (2017) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast…

All work and no play makes Jack... f*cking crazy. This week the boys are joined by Stephen King superfan, personal trainer, and all around fabulous human being, Natalie Carey! Hope on a snowmobile and join this trio at the Overlook Hotel as they tackle the Stanley Kubrick (and Stephen King sort of) masterpiece, The Shining! While the movie and nove…

Now boarding! This week the boys are taking off to discuss a definitive millennial horror film: 2000's Final Destination. Listen as they discuss the unfair treatment of Alex, thirst over the cast, respectfully read this film to filth. Coming Soon: The Shining (1980) feat. Natalie Carey ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Insta…

An evil old house, the kind some people call haunted is like an undiscovered country waiting to be explored. Which is exactly what your favorite boys do this week...but not alone! This week they're exploring 1963's The Haunting...with Ronnie Carrier! Not only is she an amazing musician, composer of the intro music you hear every week, she's also a …

Who gives a f*ck about (Scream) movies?! The boys do. This week they climb across a rickety ladder to connect plot points, but ain't mad at it. Especially with the return of Kirby! (not the vacuum). But listen as they take a stab at the latest installment of this beloved franchise, AND share their respective rankings of all 6 films! Coming Soon: Th…

Welcome back, our breeder friend, Alex to the 2nd episode on an Ari Aster (or as Paul calls him, "the Taylor Swift of horror movies") classic! Get ready for a lot of "head" jokes. The boys tackle a film that runs deep on familial trauma, but spearheaded with f*cking perfect performance from our Queen, Toni Collette. Coming soon: Scream VI (2023) Fo…

This episode is "guaranteed to jack you up!" The boys give you all some education with...THE FACULTY! This movie is Kevin Williamson at his most Kevin Williamson-y. Also, if you'd like to get really f*cked up while listening, take a drink every time they use the word "scat." IYKYK. Coming Soon: Hereditary (2018) feat. Alex Peri ---- Don't forget to…

The boys are SO excited to welcome filmmaker, podcaster, and horror extraordinaire, Michael Varrati! He joins your favorite gay duo to discuss the classic "A Nightmare on Elm Street." Hang out with this "dream" team as they discuss an iconic death scene, out-of-control PTA meetings, and the Freddy Krueger museum Nancy's Mom is curating. Coming Soon…

There’s a new queen in town…M3gan! Man, 2023 kicked it off with a bang! This movie should not be as good as it is? This is some gay witchcraft. Join the boys as they pair their bluetooth with the latest gay Diva and shout, "f*ck you, Holly!" Coming Soon: A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Inst…

The boys are back in town! With a couple of daddies! To kick off Season 2, the boys, joined by the infamous Horror Daddies, head on down to "Hell House" to hang out with our girl Brenda for Scary Movie 2! Would you run from Calista Flockhart? If not, give this episode a listen :) Download MUSL App today! The best new dating app with three separate …

And that's a wrap on Season 1! For this, get ready for a wild ride of an episode just in time for the HOE-lidays! This week, the boys celebrate a "Black Christmas." The OG from 1974. This movie is full of kick ass women, and is recapped by two gays: one forgets the definition of unhinged, and the other forgets cellphones didn't exist in 1974. Enjoy…

On the heels of Thanksgiving, F*ck your f*cking family!! JK we're pro-family here. But we're also super pro Grace in the iconic "Ready or Not" ! This week the boys are lubed up and ready (or not) to dive into this fun romp with Queer Horror author, Spencer Hamilton! Check out Spencer's amazing work! www.SpencerHamiltonBooks.com Instagram - @spencer…

All good things must come to an end. Thankfully, so must this season of AHS. Y'all, your boys have OPINIONS on this season closer. And the close to this minisode series. Email us and let us know what you think and any thots, I mean thoughts, you have!! Coming Soon: Ready or Not (2019) feat. Spencer Hamilton ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a re…

We're almost done! More gayness and more confusion. Check it out! Coming soon: Minisode: AHS - NYC, FINALE! & Ready or Not (2019) feat. Spencer Hamilton ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast Twitter @scaredgaypod Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @theexercistsf Paul: @paulyoueverwanted Music b…

Gobble, gobble Motherf*cker. Come join this circle turk(ey) jerk with your boys who added a third this week: Ricky of "Rick or Treat Horrorcast" - we're diving deep into the giblets of the classic(?) Thanksgiving horror film, ThanksKilling. Content warning: basically everything. This movie is a creation of cargo shorts, puka shelled, fohawked minds…

Episodes 5 and 6, "Bad Fortune" and "The Body"...is it more AHS now? Does Paul like it now? Who knows. One thing we do know now is the definition of Human Caviar, thanks to our Pablo. Coming Soon: Thankskilling (2008) feat. Rick or Treat Horrorcast -------- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast Twitter @s…

Here it is! The boys' thoughts on epsiodes 3 and 4 of the latest AHS Series! Episodes 5&6 up next! Coming Soon: Thankskilling (2008) feat. Rick 'r Treat Horrorcast -------- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast Twitter @scaredgaypod Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @theexercistsf Paul: @paulyoueve…

Download MUSL App today! The best new dating app with three separate profiles for all your needs: Friends, Flirt, and Fun! Find them on the App Store, Google Play, or visit their website here to download: https://muslapp.com/ Does Evil end tonight? Or does our patience? But strap in for a fun episode! This week the boys dissect the conclusion to Da…

Surprise b*tch! We are kicking off weekly recaps of the newest and dramatically gayest season yet! As they release episodes two at a time, our boys are gonna tag team two at a time. What do YOU think of this latest season?? Coming Soon: Halloween Ends (2022) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast Twit…

I know you're all into black cats, and witches and stuff...so are we! Listen to the boys dive into this campy Disney Classic. On top of all the normal banter, you'll hear from Paul's 9-year-old nephew. Hear his perspective, and also see that Paul's banter is definitely genetic. But we love this movie, we talk theatre, virginity, and discuss the phe…