Best Planar Podcasts (2024)

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Planar Defense Agency - Mission 2E - The Arcademy : Do All Dogs Go to Heaven? 1:30:26

3h ago1:30:26

1:30:26

Welcome Agents to the PDA, the Planar Defense Agency, defending reality one existential crisis at a time. This first audio recording covers the exploits of Agent Umber (Grayson Golka) and Agent Gumbagge Yellow (William Guryvech) who were tasked with completing a quest in a DND 5E universe. Aiding them in their quest in this recording also is the es…

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Episode 36 - Doubt Truth To Be a Liar 36:44

7d ago36:44

36:44

AN/RN#202204-O - lysta á stjarna [wishing upon a star] AN/RN#202204-P - mendaxi epicinium mori gera-ne? iacerimobilis [what do liars do after death? lie still.] Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcripts CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of lying and betrayal; dishonesty in relationships; grief; references t…

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Episode 35 - Author's Notes II 19:48

14d ago19:48

19:48

“AN/RN#202204-N – i medal certe, bil ante aestum” Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcripts CONTENT WARNINGS: Depiction of therapy sessions Discussions of hopelessness, existentialism, hallucinations Mentions of body horror, arguments, physical violence Voices: Atlas Morgan as Nyx Ryland Alex Abrahams a…

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Monster Mash - Episode 21 -Commandments of a 10th Level Vegan 1:44:19

26d ago1:44:19

1:44:19

The gang continues their break out attempt. Linafel, Nix, Bloody Shneewitchen, Big Boy Peep and a newly summoned sheep monstrosity Pushpop rush to escape an ambush, while Gibbles and Doctor Al continue to distract the guards. Forced to come up with a more elaborate lie to keep them distracted Gibbles accidentally creates a cult worshiping the 10th …

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Episode 34 - Home 41:05

28d ago41:05

41:05

“AN/RN#202204-L - ousia [the essence of things] AN/RN#202204-M - hyggiandi ab lectulus [thoughts from the sofa] Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcripts CONTENT WARNINGS: References to kidnapping and forced imprisonment, conflict, lying, mania, alcoholism; implications of past abuse; depiction of depre…

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Planar Defense Agency - Mission 2D - The Arcademy : People Are The Keys 1:59:30

2M ago1:59:30

1:59:30

Welcome Agents to the PDA, the Planar Defense Agency, defending reality one existential crisis at a time. This first audio recording covers the exploits of Agent Umber (Grayson Golka) and Agent Gumbagge Yellow (William Guryvech) who were tasked with completing a quest in a DND 5E universe. Aiding them in their quest in this recording also is the es…

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Episode 33 - Crow & Consequence Part 2 29:03

1M ago29:03

29:03

“AN/RN#202204-H - miskunnbil [amnesty period] AN/RN#202204-I - epicinium [aftermath] AN/RN#202204-J - colloquium aves [conference of the birds] AN/RN#202204-K - discrimen [turning point] Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcripts CONTENT WARNINGS: Depiction of arguments, emotionally abusive parenting, ma…

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Episode 32 - Crow & Consequence Part 1 36:14

2M ago36:14

36:14

“AN/RN#202204-D - ek muna therr [i understand you] AN/RN202204-E - tandem etja eventus [at last, an inciting incident] AN/RN202204-F - absens fragmen [the missing piece] AN/RN202204-G - impietas [betrayal]” Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcripts CONTENT WARNINGS: Lying, emotionally abusive parenting,…

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Planar Defense Agency - Mission 2C - The Arcademy : Looking for a Dean in Finance 2:11:51

2M ago2:11:51

2:11:51

Welcome Agents to the PDA, the Planar Defense Agency, defending reality one existential crisis at a time. This first audio recording covers the exploits of Agent Umber (Grayson Golka) and Agent Gumbagge Yellow (William Guryvech) who were tasked with completing a quest in a DND 5E universe. Aiding them in their quest in this recording also is the es…

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Episode 31 - Before the Fall 19:34

3M ago19:34

19:34

“AN/RN#202204-A - ek sa knaliga tantum reyndr [i am trying so hard] AN/RN202204-B - dreyma sumar solstitio nox [a midsummer night’s dream] AN/RN202204-C - log ante veder [the calm before the storm]” Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcripts CONTENT WARNINGS: Mentions of burn out/over work, references to…

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TAM 2B Trailer 1:53

3M ago1:53

1:53

Voice Note 1: [static] The Attic Monologues will return July 31st

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Planar Defense Agency - Mission 2B - The Arcademy : Beware The Blood 1:57:52

4M ago1:57:52

1:57:52

Welcome Agents to the PDA, the Planar Defense Agency, defending reality one existential crisis at a time. This first audio recording covers the exploits of Agent Umber (Grayson Golka) and Agent Gumbagge Yellow (William Guryvech) who were tasked with completing a quest in a DND 5E universe. Aiding them in their quest in this recording also is the es…

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Bonus Episode 3 - First Day 7:14

4M ago7:14

7:14

There is a world, in which everything changed… Content Warnings: implied negative family relationships, discussion of anxiety Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcripts Written, read, and sound designed by Morgan Greensmith Produced by Morgan Greensmith, LM Clohessy & Sorren Briarwood Theme tune composed…

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Planar Defense Agency - Mission 2A - The Arcademy : It's Wizard Time 1:58:25

5M ago1:58:25

1:58:25

Welcome Agents to the PDA, the Planar Defense Agency, defending reality one existential crisis at a time. This first audio recording covers the exploits of Agent Umber (Grayson Golka) and Agent Gumbagge Yellow (William Guryvech) who were tasked with completing a quest in a DND 5E universe. Aiding them in their quest in this recording also is the es…

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Bonus Episode 2 - Raven's Monologue 17:01

5M ago17:01

17:01

Once upon a time, a boy grew wings... Content Warnings: descriptions of fire, arson and murder, heights and suicidal ideation, death of parents, volcanic eruption, funerals and death; references to burns/scars and cover-up augmentation Transcripts available here: ⁠https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcripts Read by Drew Citrine as R…

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Planar Defense Agency - Mission 1C : Arachni-daddy's, Bloodhounds and Dangerous Dark Woods 2:05:11

6M ago2:05:11

2:05:11

Welcome Agents to the PDA, the Planar Defense Agency, defending reality one existential crisis at a time. This second audio recording covers the continued exploits of Agent Umber (Grayson Golka) and Agent Gumbagge Yellow (William Guryvech) in a Perils & Princesses universe. In this recording, the Agents in their princess avatars deal with a giant s…

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Season 2A Q&A 44:21

6M ago44:21

44:21

Join us as we talk death of the author, dnd classes, how well our protagonists would survive other podcasts, and all things Attic Monologues in this Season 2A Q&A. Transcripts available here: ⁠https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcripts The Locked Tomb tangent/spoilers: 6:28-11:55 Voices: Morgan Greensmith LM Clohessy Production Tea…

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Planar Defense Agency - Mission 1B : Finding Family, Meatballs, and Dastardly Dad Jokes 1:21:03

7M ago1:21:03

1:21:03

Welcome Agents to the PDA, the Planar Defense Agency, defending reality one existential crisis at a time. This second audio recording covers the continued exploits of Agent Umber (Grayson Golka) and Agent Gumbagge Yellow (William Guryvech) in a Perils & Princesses universe. In this recording, the Agents in their princess avatars deal with exception…

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Planar Defense Agency - Mission 1A : Princesses, Beavers and Italian Food 2:00:05

7M ago2:00:05

2:00:05

Welcome Agents to the PDA, the Planar Defense Agency, defending reality one existential crisis at a time. This first audio recording covers the exploits of Agent Umber (Grayson Golka) and Agent Gumbagge Yellow (William Guryvech) who were tasked with completing a quest in a Perils & Princesses universe. Agents were assigned princess avatars and task…

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Monster Mash - Episode 20 - Breakout the Guardian Edge 1:40:46

8M ago1:40:46

1:40:46

The gang goes to break out the rest of the Glitter Gang's members. Since it worked well the last time, Gibbles and Doctor Al attempt to distract the guards in the complex via a wonderful new product called The Guardian Edge while the rest make their way into the high security area, This episode includes profanity. Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcast Insta…

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Only Wizards try to Play Kids on Bikes : A Fairy Fashion Heist - Part 3 2:13:00

9M ago2:13:00

2:13:00

The heist crew moves deeper into Titania's factory, trying to dodge enchanting traps and deadly workplace safety violations. Can they overcome the obstacles to steal the slippers from Titania's fashion vault? This episode has references to drug use. and profanity. Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcast Instagram: @owdcast…

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FEED SWAP - Ethics Town 20:05

9M ago20:05

20:05

Anxious Ethics local January Johnson gets philosophical as he makes an emergency broadcast to report the political mishaps of his home town’s new mayor. He is also paid a visit by an unexpected guest… January Johnson was voiced by Rhys Lawton. Artemis Flynn was voiced by Liz Dokukina. Additional voices from: Additional voices by: Paige Adams, David…

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Episode 30 - A Drop of Water 33:05

10M ago33:05

33:05

“AN/RN#202203-P raundeos sa numquam horskr [to test the gods is never wise] AN/RN#202203-Q consequentia [consequence] AN/RN#202203-R oraculi kveda [the mentor speaks] AN/RN#202203-S tuar-ne definitio termini saell? [what is your definition of a happy ending?] Voice Note 35: talk to me” Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-atti…

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Episode 29 - Active/Passive 32:44

10M ago32:44

32:44

“AN/RN#202203-N termini, et sinr vanta [of endings, and their lack] Voice Note 33: all around me are familiar faces Voice Note 34: work with me on this, universe AN/RN#202203-O aestum ab allr ousia nytta [the tide eats away all things] Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcripts CONTENT WARNINGS: Fatalism…

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Monster Mash - Episode 19 - Fifty Shades of Greyfax 1:50:57

10M ago1:50:57

1:50:57

The crew saves Essina from the dastardly plans of Greyfax, only to learn their coven is in even greater danger than they realized. Having to save both the Glamour Gang's leader and prepare for the coming assault, they make a dangerous deal with an individual they never thought would be able to help. This episode includes profanity. Patreon: patreon…

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Episode 28 - What's in a Name? 25:45

11M ago25:45

25:45

“AN/RN#202203-J segnitia skalm [the weapon of inaction] AN/RN#202203-K phoenix, corvus, cornicula [phoenix, raven, crow] AN/RN#202203-L heilagr machina [forbidden machines] AN/RN#202203-M likr mater likr filia [like mother like daughter]” Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcripts CONTENT WARNINGS: Menti…

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Only Wizards Try to Play Kids on Brooms - Slugsnort Study Group 1:29:40

11M ago1:29:40

1:29:40

The infamous Slugsnort Study Group meets for a new semester at Slugsnort Community College. Trouble is already afoot as the Slugsnort mascot Snort the Slug goes missing! Can the study group and the prospective new member Tiffany get to the bottom of this prank and fine Snort before its too late?

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Episode 27 - There is Method In't 27:43

11M ago27:43

27:43

"AN/RN#202203-H - actum hverfa [the vanishing act] AN/RN#202203-I - en-ne mendacium non sa mendacium [when is a lie not a lie]” Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcripts CONTENT WARNINGS: lying, existentialism; descriptions of body horror, mental breakdown, depression and mental health issues, dissociat…

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Only Wizards try to Play Kids on Bikes : A Fairy Fashion Heist - Part 2 1:17:32

11M ago1:17:32

1:17:32

The crew has acquired one of the keys they need to get into Titania's atelier, but run into a snag when Luna realizes they may have a history with one of the security guards. Even worse the last two keys are much more difficult to steal. Can they find a way to overcome these challenges so they can continue the heist?…

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Episode 26 - Freedom 35:43

12M ago35:43

35:43

“AN/RN#202203-E - unus eptir [the one left behind] 04/03/22 Voice Note 10: a good lie AN/RN#202203-F - miriam efla [a surprise appearance] AN/RN#202203-G - de gora ousia [the thing about magic]” Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcripts Content Warnings: Discussions of abandonment, free will; mentions o…

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Only Wizards try to Play Kids on Bikes : A Fairy Fashion Heist - Part 1 1:20:55

12M ago1:20:55

1:20:55

Join us for a heist of fantastical fey proportions as Only Wizards once again plays Kids on Bikes. In a feywild dominated by powerful fashion brands, an unlikely crew comes together to try and steal the Starlight Slipper from one of the most powerful fairies in fashion, Titania. Will they succeed at getting past the security at the Four Seasons Gal…

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Episode 25 - Welcome to Trinovantum 27:35

12M ago27:35

27:35

“AN/RN#202203-C - allr stefna inevitabilis [everything repeats eventually] AN/RN#202203-D - ir trinovantum fagna [welcome to trinovantum]” Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcripts Content Warnings: Discussions of destruction of a city, natural disaster, fire, depression and apathy, free will. Mentions …

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Monster Mash - Episode 18 - Gum Gum Break My Dick 1:20:37

1y ago1:20:37

1:20:37

The crew interrogates the captured war priest and changeling while getting to know some of their new fey-touched friend's peculiar abilities. Holding back Jack as a last resort, they get some information about a group called The Mission, and about Changelings working for a mysterious figure called The Duchess. This episode includes profanity. Patre…

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Episode 24 - The Shelves of Stone 26:39

1y ago26:39

26:39

“AN/RN#202203-A - i mundum annarr [in another world] AN/RN#202203-B - ir plutei lapidus [into the shelves of stone]” Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcripts Content Warnings: Car SFX, echo/wind SFX, mentions of death, mentions of unhealthy childhoods, manipulation Voices: Atlas Morgan as Nyx Ryland Ka…

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Only Wizards Try to Play Glitter Hearts - Mahō Shōjo Golden Girls 1:43:13

1y ago1:43:13

1:43:13

A group of retired magical girls are living comfortable lives in a retirement home when disaster strikes! It appears that their magic has returned, but so has their oldest and greatest nemesis, the Evil Queen Hortencia! To make matters worse their magical animal companions have been kidnapped, forcing the girls out of retirement and on a quest to t…

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Episode 23 - A Heavy Heart 37:58

1y ago37:58

37:58

“AN/RN#202202-F - therr sa-ne? [why you?] AN/RN#202202-G - uppruni icari [the origins of icarus] 28/02/22 Voice Note 9 - im repeating myself, but i mean every word AN/RN#202202-H - reconcilare elska [the lovers reunited]” Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcripts Voices: Atlas Morgan as Nyx Ryland Bonni…

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Monster Mash - Episode 17 - A Fey Fight 1:12:52

1y ago1:12:52

1:12:52

The crew arrives in the picturesque city of Atensa and is quickly caught up in a fight between an odd cast of fey characters and a disparate group aligned with what seems to be called The Neighbourhood Watch. Will they be able to turn the tables in favor of these new seemingly friendly fey fighters or have they just gotten themselves in a slippery …

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Episode 22 - Birds of a Feather 27:16

1y ago27:16

27:16

"AN/RN#202202-D - svella et ruina [the rise and the fall] AN/RN#202202-E - sola primas [the lonely protagonist] 22/02/22 Voice Note 31: can i see the forest for the trees? 22/02/22 Voice Note 32: all these people 22/02/22 Voice Note 8: if you hear this, tell him im sorry" Content Warnings: Reference to missing persons, body horror, assault and inju…

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Monster Mash - Episode 16 - Questions and Answers 1:25:04

1y ago1:25:04

1:25:04

The crew finally gets full membership into the not-so-secret organization of Eureka. Pestering the mysterious individual in Grimsby's brunch place, they get some tantalizing answers to questions about The Records and what is at stake now that two of them have been bound to these mysterious artifacts. This episode includes violence and references to…

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Episode 21 - If This Be Magic 37:44

1y ago37:44

37:44

“AN/RN#202202-B - myrk’ante veder [the dark before the storm] AN/RN#202202-C - actum tveir [act two] 19/02/22 Voice Note 30: if this be magic, let it be an art lawful as eating 20/02/22 Voice Note 7: if you hear this, im sorry” Content Warnings: Fire, crying, lying, discussion of drinking and alcoholism; description of sensory deprivation, manipula…

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Monster Mash - Episode 15 - The Gang's Plans Go Up in Smoke 1:42:07

1y ago1:42:07

1:42:07

The crew begins their fight against Eunice, throwing everything they have at him in an attempt to end the threat the Witchhunter army poses to Forefront and the monster town of Crawlspace. But after Gibbles makes a rash decision, can they succeed in their mission, or have they bit off more than they can chew? This episode includes violence and the …

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Season 1 Q&A 30:55

1y ago30:55

30:55

Our writer and director return to answer your questions about Season 1 - featuring meta within meta, the suffering of invented languages, and the cat being finally out of the bag. Content warnings: references to apocalypse, body horror, fire, the pandemic, physical violence, mental health and illness, insanity Transcript available here: https://www…

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Monster Mash - Ep 14 : Koala with a Catheter 1:39:36

1y ago1:39:36

1:39:36

The crew plans their attack on the Witchhunter's leader Eunice Priory Jameson after arriving in Forefront. They call upon Albertini's necromantic magic and exquisite tailoring skill to create disguises. But the question looms: What choice of disguise will successfully navigate them past the Witchhunters Army's guards, and in this high-stakes gamble…

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Season 2 Trailer 1:54

1y ago1:54

1:54

The Attic Monologues returns on August 30th. Transcript available here.

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Only Wizards Try to Play Fate Core - The Horror of Working Retail 2:01:37

1y ago2:01:37

2:01:37

In this bonus episode, we meet four woeful employees toiling away at S&K Department Store in Mississauga, Ontario. Despite their dismal performance, fate has a twisted surprise in store for them - a promotion that requires them to stay behind after closing hours. Little do they know that the night will reveal who can survive the horrors of working …

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Monster Mash - Ep 13 : Memories of The Starlight and The Hollow 1:41:09

1+ y ago1:41:09

1:41:09

The players do their best to help Fuzzly Muffins deal with the loss of Grusky, with mixed results. While consoling him Granny Goodtimes tells them of two additional rooms in the traveling saloon, which upon further inspection appear to be rooms created for The Records of The Starlight and The Hollow. They decide to enter, but what secrets are hidde…

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Only Wizards Try to Play Kids on Bikes - Episode 2 : Sisterhood of the Travelling Dildo 1:53:04

1+ y ago1:53:04

1:53:04

In this continuation of our bonus content episode, we continue the story of Laura Green (Grayson), Molly McIntyre (Salinas), and Sharon Levanto (Andy) having just saved their children from television. On a quest to find answers they speed off to the workplace of Laura Green's husband: the local airbase. This episode includes profanity, violence, an…

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Monster Mash - Ep 12 : Cool Monsters Don't Look Back At Explosions 1:36:33

1+ y ago1:36:33

1:36:33

The players and their allies make a mad dash to escape the Astral Empire via the canals and streets of Starfall, while the city erupts in magical artillery fire. Can they dodge and weave past the obstacles in their way or will they be unable to escape unscathed with the Record and Compass they have stolen? This episode includes profanity and refere…

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Monster Mash - Ep 11 : Brian Balenciaga 1:41:31

1+ y ago1:41:31

1:41:31

Nix and Lynafel infiltrate the political party as Mr. Tight and Cousin Greg to find the envoy. Meanwhile, Gibbles, Nevermore, and Doctor Al attempt to get the crew party going and assuage a broken heart via the power of necromancy and a fashionable professor. This episode includes profanity and references to alcohol. Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcast In…

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Monster Mash - Ep 10 : Splitting the Party 1:36:46

1+ y ago1:36:46

1:36:46

One-half of the party investigates a murder scene and overhears a conversation between Mariposa and Verryx Quin suggesting dastardly plans are afoot. After discovering a cache of hidden letters and a book they retreat, with even more questions than answers. Following their harrowing encounter and in need of rest the party reconvenes at a tavern for…

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