We may repeat ourselves but we are still a little rusty in this one too… Who the fuck is my cohost?? Joel the Father.. And please don’t eat during this episode, it will not end up well. Daddy is READY feeling frisky and froggy, and Deanna the Daughter is WRONG on the episode number cuz we did a reversi, unintentionally. Heads up - toilet plungers a…

Are the questions on the left or right - its been too fucking long, we have NO idea what the actual fuck we’re doing. Therefore, everyone gets a refresher on this podcast and our bloviations - is that EVEN a real world. Who cares, the show must go on!! Best way to push forward is to reminisce with HOT DUDE FIRE PANTIES. We are all ready for rapid f…

We start this episode with Daddy not feeling his LIPS, gonna be a wild-ish ride, y’all! Can we get our GD mics right yet? We’ve only been doing this for a year and Daddy just has to get his mouth in the “right” position.. SMH FML WTF… Of course we gotta catch up on how taco bowls can suck, hashtag eating healthy is lame.. We don’t count the boners …

THE most ridiculous questions EVER to go at Papa Joel speed, cringe worthy but so worth it! All from my noggin’.. Make it ‘til you fake it, take a shot now and believe me later. We go from thermostats to sharts to birthdays to noses to Mensa! Quite the gamut on the docket for this episode. I’m sure there’s some knowledge in there somewhere, drink u…

TRIGGER WARNING - skip this boner if you don’t feel like putting up with our ignorant blatant statements about real shit as this is heavier on the political discussions on our OG Mic (aka Yeti - hashtag don’t use it)… Otherwise, what do two podcasters do at night at a podcast conference? Record of course! On our not so great starter equipment - bla…

Daddy posed this question on some other episode which I cannot for the life of me remember BUT at least I wrote it down! We are a little rusty AND dusty but this is a super duper fun episode starting out with Big Bopper. Does that have anything to do with the question - NO but who gives a shit! Gave me time to get my diddly do’s in order. Then we h…

Happy Birthday to US! Two mics, three people add up to an editing nightmare (please don’t be judgey). BUT, it sure was fun to have our first full episode guest - Magic Maggie, hot pharma student in da’ house! In our celebratory one year episode, we try and get through her listener question submitted via askmydaddypod@gmail.com: How does Advil know …

Ok TBH - I have no idea what century debate was referenced at the end of the previous episode’s description - alcohol kills my memory and we DIVE right back into the PERIODIC TABLE. My suggestion is to binge these two episode one after the other. We are getting into the history (not my best subject) of this stupid smart table and apparently I can’t…

Is this going to be our FIRST EVER two part question expanding across TWO episodes?? Fingers crossed, so it begins - sterioscopic and flapping cat hairs. We still have to get through the silly beginning banter and blow some mics while I still try to figure out what the actual eff I’m doing with sound. I really wish I had trumpet sounds because we a…

I know it’s been a minute or more than a minute, but we are back to impart some knowledge (or lack of) on this episode! Do we have to discuss Wordle AND sing the effin Mickey Mouse song on every episode? Yeah we do cuz Mickey Mouse does a BLURT! I know, wtf… SMH IRL IDK! Daddy is ready and willing and… we try to fit our listeners in our hands befor…

This is another segment of rapid fire questions! We are going at rapid fire Joel speed - is that an oxymoron? Hmmm.. Appears opinions are like assholes and daddy has MULTIPLES!! WTF - I know, I know. Stick with us past the 18 min mark to get to question number TWO…We have quite a mix of questions. Drink up bishes or phone a bro if needs be and chee…

We may or may not have had a little bit to drink on this episode that we recorded a little late in the evening, but it just makes it more funner cuz military alphabets, Greek alphabets and shit. Which has nothing to do with this episode’s question, no surprise there! Daddy says he’s actually READY for this question, hmmm - he is a good bullshitter …

Starting off strong with a healthy debate about equilibrate - what the?? Yeah first tangent is positive and negative idiots with everyone trying to “equilibrate” to being a neutral idiot! Chug chug something good to get ready for the rest. And Wordle appears, not new to any of us but what do you get when Wordle is missing two ears? Not the question…

Alright, we have a LISTENER question - mound up! Thank you number 5 for your interesting question as to why glue doesn’t stick to its own bottle… There’s air and water and epoxy, all jumbled together we get this episode. It’s chemistry centric, so Daddy is on point! We discover a too cool for school website - Wonderopolis, feels nostalgic for some …

Starting off on a BANG - would you rather rub your input or rub your output? Hmmm… I say neither only because this is a convo with my Daddy. Life lessons from Daddy that nobody asked for. Then I get some family lessons - will we ever get to the question?!? Keep listening… On to sock hops and jitter bug dancin’! Daddy is not a dancer and may be a bo…

Well golly, we some non-producing assholes but we know what episode this is.. We go into the sky and clouds even though we ain’t no meterologists. Please excuse the typos, I’m write it like we say it! Anyone ever thought about the difference between tornadoes and hurricanes??? This is what we dive into or up to tonight. And guess what we do, go on …

We could be missing our brains in this episode but that is TBD, bitches! We have a very special dedication at the end for our little tap dancer - but we have a WHOLE lot of fun in between including minimizing bloviation - Wordle - is blove a word? Some questions remain unanswered. We even have our first ever guest, JOSH! My hubby, as he puts his 3 …

Wow, does Daddy have some answers for us tonight!! We talk scientists, of course, Louis Pasteur to be exact - is that a hint for the question? We hop around so many centuries, who knows when shit actually happened cuz we weren’t there… The good, the bad, the ugly about pasteurization and milk. Why does the world use different methods (metrics or un…

Shit fire in the first minute, we are in for a WILD ride! This is the second installment of crazy kiddo questions. As I get our equipment settled, daddy makes a “that’s what she said joke” which just sets the tone! Post microphone impressions, microphone tickles, jee willikers, some bloopers AND the Happy Whistler by Don Robertson (no relation and …

Guess who’s back? This is an epic episode with a long ass intro - but I don’t think that is new. We did a switch-a-roo on the set up that fucks us all up, could make us funnier?? We start off with pings, submarines and squeaks!! Excuse the realism in the episode… The question today is, you definitely have to wait for it, at like 10 MINUTES plus som…

Low key shout out to Mary, you know who you are! Even though the title seems like it could be a kid friendly episode - IT’S NOT! Of course we start out with a WORDLE count - but we can’t count, never claimed we could - no judging! Daddy follows the Scotch, do as he does not as he says… We don’t even know what episode it is - dirty thirty or thirty …

We are still trying to get our equipment right and not inverted after seven whole months - wow! Yeah, we get an E for effort. Starting off with a Dear Joel email regarding whatever the fuck I asked for in the last episode but we got tunnels and gray hair and a long ass intro. Then we get to the MEAT of the episode finally where nothing computes - W…

Does daddy sound like Jon Voight in the intro? I think so but what do I know.. Do any of you know two brothers named Fred? Then we figure out this is going to be a RAPID FIRE QUESTION episode that will be at Papa Joel speed - you’re welcome! So the questions cover kids, unplanned surprise babies, belly buttons, high school, childhood dreams, tv sho…

Daddy is back with some Scotch gulping starting out with a good bit o' banter about nothing... This intro may be a bit long but I had to take advantage of Mr Schwastey pants so there’s no way we go into poop nuggets, hmmm… Daddy is “hot to trot” tonight, yay! Then we (finally) get to the nitty gritty of the question which is a DOOZY - but it is a c…

We are twinsies in this episode (check out our Facebook page to see why!), so hope y’all are ready for double the trouble! I think it may be my turn to be schwastey pants. Woo doggy - I slur a little and find it hard to say expiration date BUT I had lots more questions about the shit you don’t think would expire and shit that has expiration dates t…

The intro is LONG but necessary because my Daddy is in RARE form for this episode and I need y’all to be a witness to this schwastey mess… He gets so off the rails, I have to take away his bourbon, which NEVER happens because he’s a professional, ya know? We eventually get right into the origin or history (maybe both) of Mike Lindell, better known …

It may take a minute to get through the Wordle trauma BUT we be talking about hot men wearing fire panties! Phew, I am trying to cool down and my daddy is just warming up… Firehouse stations and firehouse subs - what is the difference? The smell cuz we love pickle bucket smells, mmmm good! OMG I have no idea if BC comes before AD - history is NOT m…

Y’all might not be ready for the LEVEL of excitement from my daddy, but we are diving right into WORDLE! Or it may take a minute for us to get there… Shoes optional.. And apparently Wordle ain’t woke - say what?? We are going into the love story of Wordle, its birth and evolution to the game A LOT of Wordle Nerdlers enjoy playing every single fucki…

Double time rapid fire bishes; Tall hot blondes THB brunettes redheads - aka Ariel or gingers or wtf or Bette Midler, hold on what was her name again?? We be edu-tainment with dangerous answers now that we are 10 minutes in at least!!! I don’t know what is behind us but sounds scary! Has daddy ever ridden in an Uber - he don’t know, I know and now …

It feels GOOD to be back in the podcast lab with my Daddy! Back from vacay all refreshed and shit. And man is this a gut BUSTER!! We are talking about the big scary boxes on the interstate and why they have to be weighed in public (briefly). You all know how we do with stupid fucking tangents - we love them! Horn and air pressure tanks that can fuc…

Starting off on a tangent - Happy Birthday bro! Plus, daddy data, tattoos and stanky pheromones! However, this episode is not about any of that, duh.. Who knew that daddy was hip to what G.O.A.T. means? Not this daughter, but we get into some of the greatest of all time scientists - some facts, some funnies and a lot of entertainment including Uber…

Does the angle of the dangle have anything to do with three hands and the boom of the Hindenburg? We shall see, but my guess is no… We dive right in to an OG question - why did the Hindenburg go BOOM? Not sure we get a firm answer but we definitely get an “Ask My Daddy” answer! We eventually talk about how/why/wtf happened to the Hindenburg, so sti…

Ooooh the reversi sursi is a true rapid fire question session that is at Papa Joel’s speed so is it really rapid fire? No, BUT this is going to get us back on track with some opposite of speed bumps, whatever that may be. Gotta listen to find out. BUT we do some shoutouts and call outs cuz I’m the data digger - HENRY. Do airline attendants still of…

This episode was slated to be a rapid fire question episode BUT you never know how shit is gonna go down - so it is NOT a Joel speed inquiry. Instead, this non-rapid(-ish) fire question episode takes a hard left turn to just ONE question: How many tractors and cars has my daddy driven? Well, how many tractors are there in the world because it seems…

Rock Hard Crabs somehow instigate a conversation about invisible rainbows and vibration parties. We learn dot gov websites are legit cuz that is the interwebs.. Duh! Crabs are gross shedding their eyeballs but how do they replenish what they molt.. And did you know that crabs have gills, wtf? We all know now. Crabs are little calcium factories - wh…

LISTENER QUESTION! Yes, we do take questions from our listeners so keep sending them in!! Why the fuck are yawns contagious? Just talking about yawns makes us yawn - the human brain is cray, y’all. We take this question with mouths open wide - for alcohol, lots of alcohol. We figure out we are the opposite of psychopaths because we yawn so much and…

Alright y’all we got a battle of veshies or veggies, wtf ever, it really doesn’t matter. We go DEEP (exaggeration) into beets (aka vulgar betas) and radishes (aka rap anus). And then the unexpected happens - XYZ, PQR - er mah gawd who doesn’t know what XYZ means? Probably someone who grew up in the 50’s and 60’s *shrug emoji* I have never grown eit…

My daddy has too many of his intelligables in this episode, but he’s still funny as shit. We address a listener question weaved in with tips of cars, tricks in cars? What? Kids are cheap, at least when it comes to bleeding brakes and doing other mundane car maintenance. How many miles can you go between oil changes, tire changes, brake changes. Wha…

Lucky number 13 and Daddy knows that cuz he’s a peeker and a cheater, but I love him! When you’re a chemist, any place can be your lab, including your home. WTF is liniment and can we make it at home? Yes and no, sometimes maybe… Dooly wads that go along with extrasensual blah blah blah - I can’t even spell what my daddy said. We go from not making…

Time for another rapid fire session with my daddy! What a treat this variety of bullshit questions will be to your ears, a mixed bag from my brain and listener brains. We talk about left threads, right threads - lefty tighty, righty loosey. Only homemade pants can have an odd number of pockets - really? Tit for tat pet competition ensues, as well -…

We all need emergency radios so we can get to the Hammers! Aka amateur radio people that are licensed by the FCC with call signs, not call girls by the way… Can daddy see into my brain? And know that I have no fucking clue what he’s talking about - rainbows and shit.. I mean, I love rainbows - good vibes only. We find out that daddy loves loves lov…

We are talking about pipes in this episode, not dicks.. Just regular degular house pipes. Heavy pipes don’t make a house fall down or would they fall like Legos without glue? Nothing needs support these days or maybe that is just how builders think. Low pressure high pressure - what’s the big deal with supercooling water and living in the South? No…

Tesla relates to remotes, who knew? My daddy, the Chemist, duh! Do we have lazy bones or do we just need a “space command”? Maybe, but we will briefly brush across the history of a remote controller as I try to wrangle this scientist's brain to stay on track. How long have we been lazy ass fucks, needing these plastic pieces of shit to control our …

We are back bitches with a full ass episode! An example of good Daddy advice - it’s always best to stay above room temperature aka you don’t want to reach equilibrium. Pretty much everything has an expiration date, ours are just unknown… Another item that has a hard to decipher expiration date, salt! Does salt need an expiration date? What does sal…

What do you do when the daughter loses a whole recording of an episode that is supposed to drop in 24 hours?? You put a mish mash of shit together to give peeps a glimpse into behind the scenes of creating a podcast, along with some funny outtakes and recording of friends and family. Please accept my sincerest apology for my fuck up, but hope I can…

How can we avoid a bomb or melt down in the microwave? Be careful what you put in the HASHTAG Radar Range (aka WTF)! We get the breakdown of what microwaves do and the secret test we can do to make sure the container we put in there is safe for us, the food and the appliance. Of course we had to sprinkle in some tangents because that is what daddy …

What do you get when you have a shit ton of questions with reasonably short answers? Well, with my daddy, you get more questions and just as long an episode as if we were answering ONE question. We have listener questions galore and tons of opinions that will make us all smell good. I hope everyone enjoys this episode as much as we did! Hashtag rat…

Long and strong, our longest episode yet but definitely worth the time! Can we talk about everything related to water? Yes, the answer is yes because water relates to the whole universe. Nitrogen talk, yes; pizza agents, yes; cocaine talk, sure; Wordle - why the fuck not! Water is everywhere… Really showcases why I wanted to start this podcast with…

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Tangents abound as we delve into the world of frogs! Do frogs friggin’ fly?? Maybe yes because - biology. Where do they go during the winter? I thought only bears hibernated, boy did my daddy and I learn a thing or two about aquatic and terrestrial frogs! Hashtag frogs are wild and squirrels create diversions… Hashtag rate and review wherever you'r…