(Exclamation)! We're (adjective) to announce this very special crossover (noun) with friends of the pod Twice Rolled Tales! In this (noun), guest GM Linnie Schell guides us into a parallel version of the Badlands with their no-prep fill-in-the-blank TTRPG, Table Top Gone Mad! Join us on Patreon! Want to venture into the Not-So-Great Lands yourself?…

After barely surviving a scrape with the Beast of Blackthorn Bog, our heroes come to terms with the fact that the beast may have been the first of many. Hayden’s luck runs out. Stuhmp meets a venomous match. Salome has a thorny homecoming. CW: Arachnophobia, gunshot Join us on Patreon! Want more exciting Actual Play? Check out Tale of the Manticore…

Our heroes uncover the true identity of Early’s murderer and face off with the Beast of Blackthorn Bog. Hayden reaches the end of their rope. Salome gives heart and soul. Stuhmp bears the weight of his past. Join us on Patreon! Want more exciting Actual Play? Check out 12 Sided Guys! Leave us a review! If you do, we may shout you out on the show! D…

Locked in a tavern with three strangers and a body, our heroes race to identify the murderer among them before it's too late. Salome ignites a dangerous flame. Hayden ventures into the storm. Stuhmp is a wet, scared little man. Join us on Patreon! Want more exciting Actual Play? Check out AARPG! Leave us a review! If you do, we may shout you out on…

Leaving the safety of Twin River in the dust, our outlaws venture into Blackthorn Bog in search of the missing Briar sisters. Salome nurses an existential hangover. Hayden smuggles jewelry. Stuhmp leaves a mess in the kitchen. Join us on Patreon! Want more exciting Actual Play? Check out Deck of Many Aces! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/decko…

Breaking News From Threed! Dear listeners, we continue now our mission in bringing you the latest on global events. We will examine such important news stories as: What caused the Great Twin River Auditorium Fire? Who attacked our good Grand Inquisitor on Thursday night? And where can you find a sense of spiritual purpose and fulfillment in today's…

Max and Casey sit down with game designer Evan Noone of Imp Games to chat about writing western-themed RPG adventures, exploring new genres in 5E, and the process of building new mechanics. Plus, Evan gives us a sneak preview of his new western fantasy adventure, Twice Dead in Terminus. Ready to run your own western-themed adventure? Mage Hand High…

Our heroes enjoy a night out on the town searching for adventure — and answers. Hayden hunts a hat. Salome has a date with death. Stuhmp liberates a special rock. Join us on Patreon! Want more exciting Actual Play? Check out The Monster's Playbook! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/monstersplaybook/ Twitter: (@MonsterPlaybook) https://twitter.co…

Trapped in a rapidly flooding dungeon, our heroes fight to keep their heads above water. Stuhmp uncovers a deadly secret. Salome seeks an ally in LaMarche. Hayden lets their hair down. Join us on Patreon! Want more exciting Actual Play? Check out Rolling With Difficulty! YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/RollingwithDifficulty Patreon: https://www.…

As Hayden scrambles to save the assassin they once called a friend, Charlie awaits an uncertain fate in the hands of Courtois. Salome seeks vengeance. Stuhmp can't trust a toot. Hayden reveals their true face. Join us on Patreon! Leave us a review! If you do, we may shout you out on the show! DM: Casey Papas Salome: Rowan McStay Hayden: Robin Lange…

Disaster has struck at the Silly Goose Convention! Join the crew as special guest GM and TTRPG creator Elliot Davis guides us through his brand new game, Welcome to the Silly Goose Convention. Milk will spill and feathers will fly as our trio of chaotic geese attempt to save the Silly Goose Convention from all things Boring and Serious. Support Ell…

After witnessing an assassination attempt, the crew rushes to the Sink to save Charlie and prevent a religious revival in Twin River. Stuhmp starts a trash fire. Salome tries out a trick shot. Hayden unmasks a familiar foe. Join us on Patreon! Come back next week for Welcome to the Silly Goose Convention, and support Guest GM Elliot Davis on Kickst…

Separated after the ambush in Twin River, our heroes search for each other while learning more about Courtois. Hayden befriends a critter. Salome receives an unsettling response from her aunts. Stuhmp wears a hat on a hat. Also, it's Thursday. CW: Gunshot sound Join us on Patreon! Stick around after the episode for more info about an exciting new K…

Join us on Patreon! The crew fights to survive an ambush while rubbing elbows with the who's who of Badlands academia. Stuhmp mentors a gaggle of grad students. Salome confronts a familiar specter. Hayden makes an unexpected connection. Leave us a review! If you do, we may shout you out on the show! DM: Casey Papas Salome: Sarah McStay Hayden: Robi…

Introducing Mage Hand Down Low, our Patreon-exclusive talkback show where we discuss episodes of Mage Hand High Five, from highs to lows and everything in between! Catch this sneak peek on the main feed as we discuss Ep. 1: All Aboard and unpack the world and characters of The Badlands. For Mage Hand Down Low and more patron-only bonuses, join us o…

Join us on Patreon! Hayden and Salome set out to rescue Stuhmp from the two most dangerous people in Twin River (but not before doing a little shopping). Hayden finds a big coat and a little bun. Salome tries out a new ability. Stuhmp comes face to face with Courtois. Leave us a review! If you do, we may shout you out on the show! DM: Casey Papas S…

Our little murderers head for Twin River in a race to find Dr. Bancroft before Jameson. Hayden reaches out to Winona. Salome kindles an unlikely friendship. Stuhmp has a big day. Leave us a review! If you do, we may shout you out on the show! DM: Casey Papas Salome: Sarah McStay Hayden: Robin Langenhop Stuhmp: Max Weinberg Orchestration by Jacob Ke…

Breaking news from Threed! Dear listeners, it is our privilege to bring you the most up-to-date information on current events. Follow along as we ask the hard-hitting questions such as: What really happened on the ill-fated Train 456? What caused the mass hysteria that consumed the towns of Ford Falls and Providence? And where can you safely buy ar…

Our heroes abscond from Providence and head west with two new acquaintances. Stuhmp puts a special rock to use. Salome receives news from Threed. Hayden has a religious experience. DM: Casey Papas Salome: Sarah McStay Hayden: Robin Langenhop Stuhmp: Max Weinberg Orchestration by Jacob Kerzner Mage Hand High Five and Badlands logos by Shane Smith "A…

In this exciting conclusion, our troubled teens spend a warm summer evening taking on a supernatural threat within the electrified gates of Camp Craven. Will they survive? Or will they only fuel its hunger? CONTENT WARNING - The following topics arise in this episode: Endangerment of minors Panic attacks Fire, burning Stabbing with syringe Violence…

The crew interrogates Luther as Providence recovers from the evening's bloody festival. Hayden recalls a marriage proposal. Stuhmp takes a leap of faith. Salome comes clean. DM: Casey Papas Salome: Sarah McStay Hayden: Robin Langenhop Stuhmp: Max Weinberg Orchestration by Jacob Kerzner Mage Hand High Five and Badlands logos by Shane Smith "Apotheca…

A group of teenage troublemakers (including guest player Imani Russell) get more than they bargained for when their summer trip to a religious reform camp takes a turn for the spooky. What lurks in the woods beyond Camp Craven, and who (if anyone) will survive it? CONTENT WARNING - The following topics arise in this episode: Substance abuse Panic a…

Our heroes scramble to survive as the Providence Mayhew Festival dissolves into a frenzied mob. Salome does some heavy reading. Stuhmp tries a sexy backflip. Hayden grabs ascot. DM: Casey Papas Salome: Sarah McStay Hayden: Robin Langenhop Stuhmp: Max Weinberg Orchestration by Jacob Kerzner Mage Hand High Five and Badlands logos by Shane Smith "Apot…

The crew heads for Providence, where a bustling festival and a dangerous guest of honor await them. Stuhmp sniffs out snake oil. Salome sees a familiar face. Hayden tips their hand and lends a hat. DM: Casey Papas Salome: Sarah McStay Hayden: Robin Langenhop Stuhmp: Max Weinberg Orchestration by Jacob Kerzner Mage Hand High Five and Badlands logos …

The crew faces enemies on all sides in a crumbling mine. Hayden pursues a bounty. Salome smashes. Stuhmp has a heart-to-heart with a fellow dad. DM: Casey Papas Salome: Sarah McStay Hayden: Robin Langenhop Stuhmp: Max Weinberg Orchestration by Jacob Kerzner. Mage Hand High Five and Badlands logos by Shane Smith. "Apothecarist Artificer" subclass by…

The crew meets a strange denizen of the mine. Salome stumbles and shoots. Hayden has a difficult relationship with corn. Stuhmp makes a connection... and causes some destruction. DM: Casey Papas Salome: Sarah McStay Hayden: Robin Langenhop Stuhmp: Max Weinberg Orchestration by Jacob Kerzner. Mage Hand High Five and Badlands logos by Shane Smith. "A…

The crew tracks a trail of blood from the train robbers and their stolen cases of firepowder. Salome learns a lesson. Hayden learns the rules. Stuhmp collects some rocks. Someone wants to open a door. Join our Discord server! DM: Casey Papas Salome: Sarah McStay Hayden: Robin Langenhop Stuhmp: Max Weinberg Orchestration by Jacob Kerzner. Mage Hand …

All aboard for The Badlands! Salome Briar makes a quiet exit. Hayden "The Stranger" Kincaide finds a message. Stuhmp Steenling says goodbye. And they all board a train bound for parts unknowable. D&D For Beginners DM: Casey Papas Salome: Sarah McStay Hayden: Robin Langenhop Stuhmp: Max Weinberg Orchestration by Jacob Kerzner. Mage Hand High Five an…

Three strangers meet on a train heading out into the desolate wastes. What awaits them in that blighted desert? Find out in The Badlands, a Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition Campaign from your new third-favorite RPG Podcast, Mage Hand High Five! Mage Hand High Five logo and Badlands logo and cover art by Shane Smith. Music by Jacob Kerzner. Sarah McSt…