Best Salamander Babies Podcasts (2024)

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Super Extra Hard Bodies Amaterasu Force GO! - Must Be Dice Gundam One Shot 1:14:05

8M ago1:14:05

1:14:05

Finally, the unbiased look at child soldiery that the lamestream media doesn't want you to see. Only for Funhaus+ and RT First members! Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/jameswillems https://twitter.com/_JacobFullerton https://twitter.com/handsomemaster2 https://twitter.com/mc_lotta Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collection…

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In Space No On Can Hear You Squeal - Must be Dice is Back! 22:27

8M ago22:27

22:27

I'm sorry, but this campaign is clearly a rip-off of Harlan Ellison's 1963 short story "All of Humanity is F***ing Garbage and Women are Worse but Give Me My F***ing Check and You Can Turn This into an Outer Limits or Whatever." Want to watch exclusive Funhaus content? Click the link! https://www.youtube.com/funhaus/join or https://fun.haus/first G…

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Catching Kenneth's Killer - Barbie Roleplaying Series Ep 6 Finale | Must Be Dice 54:43

12M ago54:43

54:43

Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall…

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True Crime at the Barbie Zoo - Barbie Roleplaying Series Ep 5 | Must Be Dice 36:33

12M ago36:33

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Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall…

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Crikey Ken, that's A Big... Croc! - Barbie Roleplaying Series Ep 4 | Must Be Dice 46:40

12M ago46:40

46:40

Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall…

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Paging Dr. Ken - Barbie Roleplaying Series Ep 3 | Must Be Dice 47:23

1y ago47:23

47:23

Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall…

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Nice Kens Finish Last - Barbie Roleplaying Series Ep 2 | Must Be Dice 49:28

1y ago49:28

49:28

Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall…

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Barbie Meets True Crime?! - Barbie Roleplaying Series Ep 1 | Must Be Dice 46:34

1y ago46:34

46:34

Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall…

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Rise of the Ape of the Planet of the Salamanders - The Forgotten Planet RPG Finale | Must Be Dice 55:10

1y ago55:10

55:10

Go to http://rtxaustin.com to buy your badge! In which our intrepid explorers of the infinite cosmos awaken to find themselves trapped in an arena that is nothing at all like the one on Geonosis with all those little wasp creatures so don't even think it. Will they defeat the great beast that awaits them? Will peace finally come to Poon's people? T…

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How Mutant Hybrid Nightmare Babies are Made - The Forgotten Planet RPG Ep 5 | Must Be Dice 1:04:29

1y ago1:04:29

1:04:29

In which our intrepid explorers of the infinite cosmos help one of their own through the miracle of explosive, stomach-churning childbirth, fend off an army of adorable space marauders, and actually roll some dice for once. Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/_JacobFullerton https://twitter.com/linzbot_ https://twitter.com/jonsmiff https://tw…

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Two in the VGA, One in the SCSI - The Forgotten Planet RPG Ep 4 | Must Be Dice 45:28

1y ago45:28

45:28

Go to http://factormeals.com/mustbedice40 and use code mustbedice40 to get 40% Go to http://babbel.com and use code MUSTBEDICE to get 6 months of Babbel for the price of 3. In which our intrepid explorers of the infinite cosmos meet an all too eager pleasure-bot, dine on expired canned goods, introduce a salamander to the ways of love, and reveal a…

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A Hero's Guide to Torture and Dismemberment: The Forgotten Planet RPG Ep 3 | Must Be Dice 39:45

1y ago39:45

39:45

In which our intrepid explorers of the infinite cosmos enjoy a victory feast, interrogate their vanquished enemies, fly victorious into mysterious new regions of the planet, and feed some sort of erotic space yolk to a severed head! Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/_JacobFullerton https://twitter.com/linzbot_ https://twitter.com/jonsmiff h…

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A Newt Hope: The Forgotten Planet RPG Ep 2 44:28

1y ago44:28

44:28

Go to http://hellofresh.com/mustbedice50 and use code mustbedice50 for 50% off, plus your first box ships free! Go to http://expressvpn.com/mustbedice to get an extra 3 months free. In which our intrepid explorers of the infinite cosmos discover a strange new alien culture, open mouth kiss a translating machine, face the planet's greatest menace, a…

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Set Phasers to Dumb - The Forgotten Planet RPG Ep 1 49:36

1+ y ago49:36

49:36

Go to http://factormeals.com/mustbedice50 and use code mustbedice50 to get 50% off your first box. In which our intrepid explorers of the infinite cosmos find themselves marooned on an unknown planet, trek into strange murky wilderness, engage in an impromptu tickle party, and strangle more tiny adorable creatures than I care remember. Follow us on…

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18: Nemesis 48:53

1+ y ago48:53

48:53

This is a GIF of the Predator from his movies, because no one made any GIFs for this episode. Close enough, I say. Chakotay gets indoctrinated by a brainwashing militia and mostly stays the same except people look like the Predator to him. [transcript]By Salamander Babies

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More Endings Than Return of the King - Super Princess Rescue Quest RPG Ep 9 | Must Be Dice 1:09:10

1+ y ago1:09:10

1:09:10

In which our fearless heroes engage in a battle most bloody with the dreaded King Modo, a conjoined princess finds their wealthy pervert, a play is held, and the world finally breaths a sigh of relief, knowing once and for all that reading is for nerds and losers. Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/filmdstryr https://twitter.com/ElyseWillems…

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Flogging the Cyclops - Super Princess Rescue Quest RPG Ep 8 1:03:31

1+ y ago1:03:31

1:03:31

Go to http://everythingdice.com and use code MUSTBEDICE for 15% off your first order. In which our heroes whip a one eyed monster, enter an actual dungeon with an actual dragon, meet the dreaded King Modo, and relax to the sensual, soulful sounds of Luther Vandrox! Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/filmdstryr https://twitter.com/ElyseWillem…

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Neville's Meat is Back on the Menu - Super Princess Rescue Quest RPG Ep 7 44:50

1+ y ago44:50

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Go to http://everythingdice.com and use code MUSTBEDICE for 15% off your first order. In which our fearless, furry heroes finally breach the dreaded castle, meet a monstrous yet buxom princess, and debate the inherent value of cooz. Plus, a specter from the past return to impart much needed wisdom at a crucial moment and also talk about cooz. Follo…

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Taking the Battle to the Skies - Super Princess Rescue Quest RPG Ep 6 53:16

1+ y ago53:16

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Go to http://everythingdice.com and use code MUSTBEDICE for 15% off your first order. In which our heroes bid farewell to another of their party, travel in a most unusual floating conveyance, and destroy their enemies from within. Literally. It's gross. Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/filmdstryr https://twitter.com/ElyseWillems https://tw…

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To Die Fighting Side By Side with a Rat - Super Princess Rescue Quest RPG Ep 5 56:08

1+ y ago56:08

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Go to http://everythingdice.com and use code MUSTBEDICE for 15% off your first order. In which our heroes pass the pipe with giant vermin, battle the endless limbs of a rat king, accidentally learn to read, and say farewell to one of their own. Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/filmdstryr https://twitter.com/ElyseWillems https://twitter.com…

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We Hold the Frog King's Oath Fulfilled - Super Princess Rescue Quest RPG Ep 4 1:12:57

1+ y ago1:12:57

1:12:57

Go to http://everythingdice.com/mustbedice to get 15% off your first order. In which our heroes burst forth from gelatinous cubes, battle the mother of spiders, obtain powerful mystical texts, and learn the frog word for ejaculate. Huzzah! Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/filmdstryr https://twitter.com/ElyseWillems https://twitter.com/hand…

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Last Rites of the Great Frog King - Super Princess Rescue Quest RPG Ep 3 1:11:30

1+ y ago1:11:30

1:11:30

Go to http://everythingdice.com/mustbedice to get 15% off your first order. One of our brave heroes has fallen into shadow. But a single halfling death is a small price to pay to save the magical duchess or sword or whatever. I don't really remember. I'm too distracted by Jon sweating through his Elizabethan Ruff. Follow us on Twitter! https://twit…

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A Hero Will Fall - Super Princess Rescue Quest RPG Ep 2 1:29:54

1+ y ago1:29:54

1:29:54

In which our fun-sized heroes outwit a witless bridge troll, battle waves of hungry cave worms, and one of our cast rolls their way into the great beyond... forever! Who will it be? Find out in this season of Must Be Dice: Super Princess Rescue Quest! It's just like all your favorite fantasy TV shows minus the rings, towers, thrones, returned kings…

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Play, You Fools! - Super Princess Rescue Quest RPG Ep 1 1:26:28

1+ y ago1:26:28

1:26:28

A band of half-pint sized heroes face fierce foes, perilous puzzles, and a comical cast of characters as they travel far and wide to save the heir to the throne. But does this group of unlikely adventurers have what it takes? Find out in this season of Must Be Dice: Super Princess Rescue Quest! It's just like all your favorite fantasy TV shows minu…

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Mothman Is the Worst Mythical Roommate Ever - Funhaus RPG Special! 56:38

1+ y ago56:38

56:38

Check out an all new Funhaus RPG adventure starting October 18th! I really hope that the Property Brothers aren't banging each other. It's that classic flirty "Will They or Won't They" energy that keeps the show alive. Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/ElyseWillems https://twitter.com/jameswillems https://twitter.com/mc_lotta https://twitte…

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Some Other Beginning's End - Paradise Path RGP Ep 9 1:38:58

2y ago1:38:58

1:38:58

This is it! The final episode of Must Be Dice finds our mystery solving heroes in a heap of trouble. Ambushed by the goons of the ARP, and with nothing but Sloan's mysterious new powers to aid them, things look bleak for the team. Will they defeat the evil darkness lurking in the void? Will Sloan and Dex ever share that first kiss? And will our cou…

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What's REALLY Going On? - Paradise Path RPG Ep 8 1:08:24

2y ago1:08:24

1:08:24

Last time on Must Be Dice, the Paradise Path Mystery Solvers Club found themselves trapped in the ARP's Headquarters. During their daring escape they came face to face with a whole grip of new deadly foes. There's the mysterious entity growing in the portal they opened, the ARP prisoner who looks exactly like Sloane, and now five undead figures are…

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Escape the Darkness, Behold the Truth - Paradise Path RPG Ep 7 40:48

2y ago40:48

40:48

The mysteries of the Artifact Recovery Project are finally coming to light as our favorite teenage mystery solvers make their way deeper into ARP's treacherous mountain fortress. But can our team flee the labs before they too are overtaken by the mutating fungal mist? Who are the strange yet familiar beings slowly approaching from within the portal…

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Sins of the Fathers, Children Unleashed - Paradise Path RPG Ep 6 1:06:47

2y ago1:06:47

1:06:47

After days of monsters, killer fungus, and portals into dark dimensions, the kids of the the Paradise Path Mystery Solvers Club have finally snuck into the bowels of the ARP headquarters. But what abominable experiments will they uncover? What are their parents not telling them? And what does this all have to do with Sloan's burgeoning Psychic powe…

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The Multiverse of Radness - Paradise Path RPG Ep 5 1:04:15

2y ago1:04:15

1:04:15

Last week on Must Be Dice: While investigating clues revealed in Sloan's eerie prescient dream, the gang was led through a secret ARP tunnel to the Staunch Diner, where two injured members of the Hell's Pass Gang were hidden in the basement. What other mysteries does the diner hold? How does this all connect to the strange shift in reality? And how…

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Watch the World Burn - Paradise Path RPG Ep 4 58:33

2y ago58:33

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After battling scores of feral, mushroom encrusted creatures, the gang wakes up in a world that has no recollection of the previous night's mayhem. Will Sloan's prophetic vision of a Medford Bend engulfed in flames come true? Who is the charred mystery man haunting her dreams? And will her last minute makeover be enough to win the heart of Dex? Fol…

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Mystery of the Humongous Fungus - Paradise Path RPG Ep 3 58:55

2y ago58:55

58:55

Last time on Must Be Dice, the gang continued their search for Mike Seeker, a kid no one seems to remember, except for those who ingested some strange spores out in the woods. The Seeker Estate only revealed a giant black bear covered in the same spooky shrooms that plagued the forest and its inhabitants. Will they be able to defeat this monstrosit…

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Trouble in Paradise - Paradise Path RPG Ep 2 1:00:28

2y ago1:00:28

1:00:28

Last time on Must Be Dice, the Paradise Path Mystery Solvers Club took on a strange new case: finding out what happened to a blue bicycle. However it feels like there's more going on than the client led them to believe. After making a sketchy deal with the Hell's Pass Gang, the group got their first clue, leading them to secret smoke spot full of v…

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Stranger Than Stranger Things - Paradise Path RPG Ep 1 54:01

2y ago54:01

54:01

Welcome to Monster of the Week on Must Be Dice! Watch and listen as a nerd, a tough, a hacker, and a dimwitted bro all join forces to keep from getting sued by the creators of The Monster Squad and Scooby Doo! Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/ElyseWillems https://twitter.com/jameswillems https://twitter.com/_JacobFullerton https://twitter.…

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Introducing Must Be Dice 1:26

2y ago1:26

1:26

Part horror mystery. Part comedy podcast. Check out this new tabletop role-playing show from Rooster Teeth! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Rooster Teeth

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17: Tsunkatse 1:00:01

6y ago1:00:01

1:00:01

It’s the one The Rock is in. Show Notes IMAX | The Tech Nelly – Hot in Herre FiveThirtyEight – Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson Eats About 821 Points of Cod Per Year The Verge – Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson just released a motivational alarm clock app The One trailer 7 Stars Bar & Grill (Wayback Machine archive) Spice World trailer…

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16: Shattered 1:07:12

6+ y ago1:07:12

1:07:12

Voyager is split across 37 timelines (in a row???) and only Chakotay can navigate the ship, resulting in a Greatest Hits exploration of the show’s past. Lou makes unreasonable promises about merch. Show Notes Time Squad (just watch a bunch of episodes online, Cartoon Network doesn’t care) Adult Wesley Crusher Leeroy Jenkins! Memory Beta – Imzadi (n…

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15: Inside Man 1:01:17

6+ y ago1:01:17

1:01:17

Mario picked the wrong episode so now you all have to watch Barclay ham it up with Troi. Show Notes TV Tropes – Space Jews All you need to know about geodesic folds South Park – Memberberries Zoolander – Aveda Ad Mass Effect – Voiceover interview trailer Polygon – Mass Effect: Andromeda ties off loose ends with a new novel Mass Effect 2 – Bringing …

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14: Bride of Chaotica! 48:00

6+ y ago48:00

48:00

Tom’s dream comes true when a holodeck malfunction lines up with his Captain Proton fantasy simulation and everyone has to play along. Everyone is thoroughly unimpressed with his 1930s sci-fi nonsense. Show notes Flash! AAAAAAAAAA… savioroftheuniverse TARDIS Wiki – Douglas Adams Constance Goodheart sample dialog GISHWHES 2017 – Team Apokaleypse – S…

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13: Dreadnought 47:38

7y ago47:38

47:38

B’Elanna argues with an intelligent missile she previously programmed (with her own voice and a Cardassian target) to spare the lives of Delta Quadrant innocents. Chakotay forgot to show up for this episode. Show notes Skeeter-ial Chief Philosoraptor The Daily Beast – The Real-Life Fall of Anakin Skywalker: Jake Lloyd’s Journey From ‘Star Wars’ to …

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12: Timeless 1:11:17

7y ago1:11:17

1:11:17

15 years in the future, a grizzled Harry (it’s just Harry now) has survivor’s guilt and decides to right a wrong with a long-distance phone call to the past. Seven gets drunk on synthehol. Show notes The 24th-and-a-Half Century Timecop the healing power of tears The Darkest Timeline *record scratch* *freeze frame*…

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11: Elogium 1:03:09

7y ago1:03:09

1:03:09

Kes eats bugs and dirt and wants to make some babies with Neelix. We don’t understand it either. Show Notes The Shipper’s Manifesto Elogium – IMDb Battlestar Galactica – “The Captain’s Hand” on Elcor speech Elcor Hamlet slug mating LoadingReadyRun – Scientist’s Rebuttal to ICP Mario’s LiveJournal archive Tom from MySpace…

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10: The Killing Game 1:10:28

7y ago1:10:28

1:10:28

Our first two-parter! Featuring Hirogen Nazis. Because we weren’t getting enough Nazis in modern discourse recently apparently. Show Notes the actual Maquis a really good Nazi look about him Rick and Morty – The Gear Wars Saturday Night Live – Mom Jeans Dana Scully’s abduction Inglorious Basterds – Aldo Raine’s speech Code talkers Portal – Camera S…

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9: The Chute 49:35

7y ago49:35

49:35

The crew debates whether the eponymous chute is actually more of a duct, Tom and Harry get the clamp, and Janeway makes deals with terrorists for some reason. Shownotes Zero-g cats ClampsBy Salamander Babies

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8: Macrocosm 54:12

7y ago54:12

54:12

Janeway does her best Ripley impression, Neelix gets gooped, and The Doctor botches his first away mission. Featuring Harry on jazz flute probably. And a new shipping game!Shownotes Monster Factory - Knife Dad Virology Blog - The Virus and the Virion peace among worlds TrekNews.net - Why Deep Space Nine and Voyager May Never Get the HD Remaster The…

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7: Clip Show – Chipotle and the Holodeck 22:53

7y ago22:53

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While Mario was on an away mission to Comic-Con, we put together a clip show of deleted scenes from episodes 1-6! We explore what would happen if holodecks were real, the proclivities of certain face-tattoo'd crew members, and human-avian relations. Note that the safety protocols are disabled for this episode (in other words, super NSFW).Shownotes …

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6: Ex Post Facto 57:43

7y ago57:43

57:43

Mario found a for-reals murder mystery episode. It's Tom's word against the victim's, and Tuvok's on the case! A bird-woman vamps.Shownotes Which prince? The Little Prince (Le Petit Prince) The Prince Prince The Atlantic - Police Can Force You to Use Your Fingerprint to Unlock Your Phone The Bill of Rights (which we clearly need to review) iMore - …

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5: Resolutions 1:09:25

7y ago1:09:25

1:09:25

It's a Janeway/Chakotay ship and Jenn is the only one onboard with it. Acting Captain Tuvok can't get no respect.Shownotes The Shipper’s Manifesto - Janeway/Chakotay Marvin Gaye - Let’s Get It On In medias res alt.tv.star-trek.voyager (Google Groups archive) Janeway's dirty gardening hands Earth All Along trope Courting and marriage in Harvest Moon…

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4: Meld 1:02:32

7y ago1:02:32

1:02:32

Quantum Anarchist Jim recommended Voyager season 2, episode 16, "Meld", where Tuvok gets inside the mind of a murderer and struggles to resist killing Neelix.Shownotes beloved character Crewman Darwin Rick and Morty - Quick Mysteries Javert and bread crimes Data - Life Forms Chez Sandríne The lost ancient art of felt-making Brad Dourif as Wormtongu…

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3: Mortal Coil 55:51

7y ago55:51

55:51

On Chief Philosophy Officer Lou's recommendation, we all watched Neelix struggle with an existential crisis in Voyager season 4, episode 12, "Mortal Coil". Chakotay wasn't much help.Shownotes “Is this meta?” “Kill the heretic!” On homogenous sci-fi societies: Planet of Hats Chipotle Horseshoe crab blood That Tom Hanks Movie SSV Normandy on sonic sc…

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