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The Movie Roulette Podcast

Andrew Ferguson / Jason Douglas / Jason Shrout

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Hey! We’re Andrew Ferguson, Jason Douglas, and Jason Shrout, and we’re the hosts of The Movie Roulette Podcast, based in the eastern suburbs of Kansas City, MO. The three of us have been friends for decades, and decided to give this a go. What is this podcast, you ask? Well, we have a database of hundreds of movies, all loaded into our virtual roulette wheel. We spin the roulette wheel, and whatever movie it lands on, we have to watch and then talk about it. Good or bad, we are bound to the ...
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Send us a Text Message. Howdy partners! Let me go ahead and tell y’all a little tale about three guys that are your typical rich assholes that have good lives… well, not one of them, he found himself in a little trouble with the Mrs., if ya know what I mean. But anyways, theys done decided to go on a little cattle drive to make themselves feel bett…
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Send us a Text Message. This one is all over the place. YEAH. Lots of music talk. Heavy TVs. Brown sugar. Whiskey roulette. Omaha. Semen retention. Rancid. YEAH. Jason gets confused. Shrout is a gatekeeper. Are Andy’s dogs lighting fireworks upstairs? Are they unloading the dishwasher? Whoa. Heaven let your light shine down. Support the Show.…
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Send us a Text Message. Hello friends. Nice of you to join us. In this movie, a high school student moves to a town that is located on an island, and befriends a long-haired guy, Powder, and a thoroughly sultry girl (who, in any real high school, would be one of the most popular girls). I apologize. Back to the task at hand. This student falls in w…
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Send us a Text Message. Guy gets kid. Kid not his. Kid belong to roommate, but roommate not know. McDonald’s breakfast end 10:30. Guy use kid win over women. Guy fall in love with kid. But kid not his. Food delivery guy is friend. He not read. Guy in trouble. Go to court. Good guy win. Listen podcast. We talk movie Big Daddy! Support the Show.…
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Send us a Text Message. I told you my father was special. Just look at his outfit! So much ninja/karate talk to ay-ya about here. MTV’s The State gets a lot of love from the pod. Halloween costume dreams. Anyone ever tried a can phone? Do we go THERE again? Yes, we do! Botched dialogue with the TMRP crew. It’s all here! Sniff around… Support the Sh…
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Send us a Text Message. 3 young brothers learn martial arts from their grandpa. Their FBI agent dad isn’t stoked. How can the boys prove that their training is justified? Rest assured, the perfect storm of nonsense happens, allowing them to utilize their ninja skills. And you, my good listeners… Go score some frozen fruit concentrate, those gnarly …
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Send us a Text Message. Oh hey maun, doed. What’s up with Shrout’s bad fake english accent? Lots of music talk here. Third Eye Blind is for high-fivers. A walk and a half. Which Unplugged episode is the best one? No one ever tells you that it gets smaller as you get fatter. OOF! Support the Show.By Andrew Ferguson / Jason Douglas / Jason Shrout
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Send us a Text Message. Hey rock and rollers! Do you know the difference between a tribute band and a cover band? Have you ever fantasized about joining your all-time favorite band? Do you have illusions of immense rockstardom? What would you do if you found out it’s not all that it’s cracked up to be?! Get your “P” passes out, and come join us bac…
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Send us a Text Message. This stubby little gherkin of an episode is brought to you by the letter PICKLE. Andy says cute a lot in this one, like how cute James Franco is. I smell a crush! Jason doesn’t go to the outside, not even for burninating the countryside or burninating the village. Chicken fries are actually pretty damn good. Gimme that warm …
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Send us a Text Message. So there’s this guy, Dale. He drives around listening to the radio for his job while smoking weed; pretty sweet if you ask me. He goes and sees his dealer, who got this totally awesome strain called Pineapple Express. After he gets smoked up, he goes out to give some guy this paper thing or something and sees some dude get s…
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Send us a Text Message. Welcome to The Movie Roulette Podcast’s power hour! 60 bad jokes in 20 minutes! Including the following topics… BBQ’d Ben Affleck. Aflac? Christmas Vacation. Again? Jason and open doors. Grandpacore. A song about a bear. Hardline. Andy’s weird-ass thumb. Recycled pawn shops. The polarizing food known as raisins. Drops Of Jup…
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Send us a Text Message. So, there’s this dinkus, Joel, who owns a company that makes different types of flavor extracts. That’s it, no bells or whistles, just flavoring. Then another dinkus loses his testicles, because boy genius crashes the forklift. I mean, it’s not that hard to drive a forklift. Anyways, this very attractive girl tries to scam e…
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Send us a Text Message. Hey dudes! No, the shoes. Welcome to geography lessons with The Movie Roulette Podcast. So many places have become gingerfied. 8s and 9s look a lot alike, bud. The ups and downs of Adam Sandler. George Brett? Straight water. What’s worse: Getting stepped to by mouthy, cocky little kids? Or that dork from Disturbed in a strai…
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Send us a Text Message. How does a dead guy throw the best parties in the Hamptons? None of his so-called friends even notice that he’s not alive! Why are two of his employees, that had nothing to do with it, trying to hide the fact that he’s dead? Who killed him? Is this actually a mafia movie?! All will be revealed! Grab some cream brew-lee and j…
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Send us a Text Message. So many lessons learned in this episode! We learned how to avoid being abused by Andy’s dogs. Is killing someone in the name of love a red flag? Rest in peace to After School Specials. While we’re at it, rest in peace to wallet chains. Contract or no, we will not bow down to any sponsor. Pour yourself a shot of motor oil whi…
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Send us a Text Message. Projects that never go anywhere?! The most baffling bypassing of a guard shack in history?! Teenagers flocking to a bar and drinking during school hours?! CLIMAXES DURING CLIMAXES?! And to top it all off, a drum set gets demolished. Nothing and no one is safe. But you know, every part of it tastes so good. Well, minus the se…
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Send us a Text Message. Oh wow. We ask so many questions in this little episode. First off, which one of you dumbasses had your white ass hanging out the window? Expose? Excuse? What difference does it make? Most importantly, why the hell would anyone drink Malort? Because it has notes of gasoline! If something happens in a movie, then it must be r…
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Send us a Text Message. Ferris, a complete sociopath who gets passed off as the school cool guy, decides to take the day off from school and drags his friends into his web of lies and deceit. What looks like a harmless fun day on the surface is actually a nightmare of a time for others filled with identity theft, vandalization, grand theft auto, an…
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Send us a Text Message. Welcome to The Movie Roulette Podcast, where we get to hear ourselves getting fatter. And welcome to America, where we will try to elect a fascist just to lower our taxes. Makes sense! It’s too bad we can’t buy houses from the Sears catalog like the olden days. Bea Arthur? Grunion? Bush karaoke! Pool tables aren’t that fun. …
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Send us a Text Message. What happens when mom leaves town on an all-summer-long vacation to another country? She hires a babysitter, of course! And what happens when that babysitter croaks within the first couple days? Well, someone has to get a job! The kids have to survive. And mom can’t find out about any of it! Join us as we discuss the hilario…
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Send us a Text Message. Speak into the microphone, damn it. Kids these days don’t know how to interact with humans. James Taylor interviewing Frank Zappa. Bjork imitations? Font size envy. Advocating for Harry Potter?! Jason met Levar Burton once. The method to sneaking past Andy’s dogs. Crabby Corner With Shrout. It’s all here. Just listen! Suppor…
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Send us a Text Message. Welcome 2024, and to season 2 of The Movie Roulette Podcast! We’ve got a killer movie to kick off the new year. This one has plenty of music nerdery, lots of great dialogue, and an interesting view into the male psyche. And of course, it brings out the best in your favorite podcast hosts, so this one is chock full of laughs.…
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Send us a Text Message. Welcome to the final Out Of Context of season 1, and thus the final episode of the season and of 2023. This Christmas fruitcake has quite a bit of trivia regarding Home Alone, as well as plenty of laughs, the garage debacle, and the ultimate question - where the hell is Kevin’s bedroom?! Friend of the pod, Buddah Jones 3000,…
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Send us a Text Message. We’ve got an epic classic for our second and final Christmas episode of the season! Not to mention, this is our final movie of 2023, followed only by this episode’s Out Of Context coming next week. Friend of the podcast, Buddah Jones 3000, stops by for a bit, and of course this one is full of jokes, laughs, anecdotes, and qu…
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Send us a Text Message. We’re feeling generous this Christmas season, so we’re gonna thundergun you a stocking LOADED full of shit. We’ve got Cool Ethan, lots of quotes, a cupcakery, a ladder rung guy, undershirts tucked into underwear, and a lot more. Big font, lotta pages. Maybe if we stopped hating water, hiding bottle openers, and meeting Sinba…
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Send us a Text Message. It’s Christmas season! Do rats have dicks? You can’t say bomb on a podcast. Don’t try to sing Christmas carols at Jason’s house, because he’ll turn the lights off on you. He did meet and fistbump Sinbad once though! This week, we have a movie that was dwritten by, wait, was this movie stolen? Too many Teds in this one. As a …
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Send us a Text Message. Every now and then, we run into scheduling conflicts. In these instances, we sometimes need a bonus “filler” episode so that we can keep the weekly content going. This is the first of those. In this episode, the boys share some of their favorite TV shows/series. “Don't talk about anything else, we don't want to know! We're d…
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Send us a Text Message. This is your second and final trip to our thanksgiving buffet, so eat up while you can. We’ve got Tic Tacs, light switches, Candy, Chunk, earpearts, Newman, Pickleburgers, Jake Lloyd, Travis Barker (LAME), McBride vs. McCarthy, Hallmark Christmas movies, and more. We’re just L-I-V-I-N! Did you guys notice? Support the Show.…
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Send us a Text Message. Neal Page is trying to get home for thanksgiving. The problem is that everything that could happen and keep him from getting home…is actually happening. And it’s all because of the annoying, yet lovable, Del Griffith. In this, the only movie that Steve Martin and John Candy ever did together, we are treated to an absolute cl…
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Send us a Text Message. We have a thanksgiving buffet for you. Aside from GRATITUDE, what’s on the menu? Andy has another crush. Shrout has another tirade about Dawson’s Creek. Jason brings up football again. Soda addictions. Curing blindness via YouTube. Apparently one of our old friends was an extra in an American Pie sequel. Andy tries to wax in…
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Send us a Text Message. Hello out there all you beautiful turkeys listening to us via your electronic windows to nowhere! It’s thanksgiving season! What happens when some modern pilgrims (aka psycho ren fair wannabes) decide to teach you a proper thanksgiving? You WILL be grateful, you WILL be thankful, you WILL appreciate what you have. If not, it…
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Send us a Text Message. Deeeeeep Riverrrrrrr! Jason and Andy are up to their reading hi-jinx again, and Shrout has had ENOUGH. Green beer bottles are the way to go. Dystopian dreams. Anxiety about anxiety? Is Blink 182 even listenable? We take on the task of dissecting Millencolin lyrics. Bjergen Kjergen! We really just want to sing Motownphilly li…
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Send us a Text Message. Sam’s rules of Halloween: 1. Wear a costume. 2. Pass out treats. 3. NEVER blow out a jack-o-lantern. 4. ALWAYS check your candy. The characters in our second Halloween themed movie of the season will find out the hard way what happens if you break those rules. We feel that this movie captures the season and spirit of Hallowe…
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Send us a Text Message. What the hell is Charades With A Shotgun, you ask? It’s only the worst butt-rock/nu-metal band you’ve never heard of, created by the fastest shower taker in the world, our very own Andy! They have song titles like “Troll Boner”. They all play shirtless and wear wallet chains that go halfway down their legs. It’s disgusting. …
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Send us a Text Message. Halloween season is upon us! And oh do we have a fun episode for you! Our first movie of this most glorious season is a classic that is chock full of some extremely underrated dialogue, trolls with two noses, our most hated bullies ever, a super smart goodboy, and Ernest P. Worrell. So go to your fancy treehouse, pull up a c…
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Send us a Text Message. Another smorgasbord of the good stuff from your friends at TMRP in Kansas City. When you’re young, sex appeal is at the root of EVERYTHING. Remembering our first cell phones. Jocks vs freaks. Blink 182? Ewww. Josh Freese is the best Instagrammer. And the most important question in the world… Does a vagina actually feel like …
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Send us a Text Message. No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! We will fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid and should be. THIS is our day. THIS is our time. And, by God, we will not stand by and watch history condemn us into celibacy. Yes. We will make a stand. We will succeed. We will get LAID! On that note, would y…
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Send us a Text Message. If you’re a listener, you’ll know that reading really can be an issue for us, and by “us”, we mean “the two guys that aren’t Shrout”. We all know Shrout is an excellent reader. Speaking of him, welcome to Shrout’s Karaoke Corner! We’ve got Bob Seger, Days Of The New, Five For Fighting, and more! People are gettin’ really cra…
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Send us a Text Message. So, there’s this couple. And they leave the big city to go live in the country. And there’s all this funny stuff that happens. And there’s this crazy mailman. And there’s a very sweet dog. And it’s starting to feel like this is some sort of alternate universe version of Clark W. Griswold. And then all of the sudden, it’s a g…
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Send us a Text Message. Andy had a dream the other night. In the dream, he was getting ready to go to on a date, so he flat-ironed his pubes. The date was a short trip to Czechoslovakia for some western omelettes. Since he was a dick star, this type of travel was easy. When he realized the podcast studio was haunted, he blasted “Road To Nowhere” by…
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Send us a Text Message. Ello! No, I didn’t say hello, I said ello! Yeah, s’right! Can you go wrong starting a movie with David Bowie’s voice crooning at the viewers? NOPE. Is Toby an ugly baby with a weird lumpy head and a receding hairline? YEP. Put that magic jump on me. Slap that baby, make him pee? Are you ready for lots of goofbucketry, tra-la…
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Send us a Text Message. The boys seem to be at odds more than usual in this one. But they all agree that Taylor Swift is a-ok. Does anyone ever listen to what Shrout is saying? Lou Diamond Phillips sure does have a pointy mouth when he sings. But it’s better than drinking vodka and making lame beats. Imagine Dragons is the McDonald’s of music. Pour…
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Send us a Text Message. Well, listeners, it appears we have our first biopic on the podcast! Do you know about The Day The Music Died? Spoiler alert, that’s how this movie ends. What movie, you ask? La Bamba! The story of Ritchie Valens quick rise from pure rock and roll dreams to actual rock and roll stardom, with a tragic early ending. And as alw…
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Send us a Text Message. Yo, Smashmouth is terrible. They’re actually worse than terrible. However, Hum rules, and Matt Talbot still has Buddah’s pager number. Speaking of Hardcore Buddah Mustafa, we love the way he says “Calcutta”. Did you all know that Jason is an introvert? I don’t think it has been mentioned previously. Stick around for today’s …
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Send us a Text Message. Are you guys here for Boostock? No? Are you guys here for the podcast? Wait, you don’t like podcasts, you like Taco Bell. Ahh, but this one will be the exception. What happens when a couple of losers invent their own sport and become famous for it? A lot, actually. Even Kato Kaelin makes an appearance! Lots of reminiscing he…
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Send us a Text Message. We’re not ready to stop talking about dick yet, guys. But we have to blame Stu here, because his gets cut off and apparently we acquired it. Did you know Tipper Gore has her name ran through the blood? Andy holds Wi-Fi passwords from you if you have an attitude. How’s this for a movie rating? Shrout wants you to buy it, but …
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Send us a Text Message. “The town’s got a doctor and his name is Rendell, stay away from his house cause he’s the doctor from hell. He chopped up his patients, every last one, and he cut out their hearts, purely for fun!” If you haven’t guessed it, this week we discuss Dr. Giggles! This one is chock full of cheesy one-liners, hilarious kills, and…M…
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