Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) When did we record this? Where am I? Who is this? You want camp? We’ve got camp. You want to get very drunk, maybe even die? Take a shot every time Sam calls Luke Perry Matthew Perry. Literally. Good luck.By shudderbugs

Alien (1979) Can it be? Is it true? Are we back?!? YES! And we definitely both watched Alien and definitely got drunk about it. You know it’s why you love us. Grab your favourite tea drink but with vodka in it and lets slide on back to 1979…By shudderbugs

Cold Skin (2017) Y’all ready for some WET ASS FUSHY? Because we weren’t! Get down and dirty with us in the latest and greatest. We talk fucking gill holes, soaking and jumping, and our new fav: WAF. Oh yeah, and we’re up to the gills in liquor… Grab your favourite salty sea drink and join us!By shudderbugs

Kaeley and Sam are back at it again with two WILD Canadian stories. From Inuit cults, to Yukon beheadings, we’ve got it all for you. Grab your fanciest of cocktails (or boxiest of wines) and join us in another episode of Hello Creeps, Canada!By shudderbugs

This week Samantha brings you a holiday appropriate short story by E. F. Benson. Part of his short story anthology “The Room in the Tower and Other Stories,” Between the Lights is a tale to keep you on your toes and maybe just a little bit out of your mind. You’ll want a hot drink for this one! We recommend a hot toddy…

Little Shop of Horrors (1960) Would it be a drunken horror watching Shudder Bugs episode if there weren’t technical and sound issues? I don’t think so, so that’s what we’re bringing you this week! This might not be the Little Shop of Horrors musical, but we’ll still sing for you. Big Al returns as guest host extraordinaire. Surprise guest Noah fina…

Ya girls are finally back and at it in our new segment Hello Creeps, Canada! We’ve got two absolutely wild tales for you today. First, Sam will tell you all about the very recent double murder in Winnipeg and attempted murder at Seven Oaks Hospital. Kaeley follows up with an absolutely wild tale of a US/Canadian serial killer from the early 1900s (…

The Raven (1845) Welcome back to Shudder Bugs Shorts! This week Samantha is bringing you one of the most classic horror shorts, The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe. It’s spooky, a little sad, and a lot harder to read aloud than you might think, but makes for a great little tale to start November. Grab yourselves your fav hot drink and dive on in.…

Creep (2014) It’s Halloween, baby! Lordy a lot has happened in the last… too long, but we’re back for your ear holes, a nice long tubby for you to enjoy. Fair warning, we recorded this episode before the world fell apart, back when there was innocence and we only cared about how many d*cks we could see on TV at any given time. Back before Megan fou…

The Cremation of Sam McGee and More Welcome to the first ever HELLO CREEPS CANADA! Our brothers from other mothers way down in ol NJ have kindly let us hop on their creepy bandwagon and we are HERE for it. This episode features spooky tales from Northern Canada and a childhood favourite poem, The Cremation of Sam McGee (Robert W. Service, 1907). We…

Hello old friends! Welcome back to Shudder Bugs! Today is just a little diddy for y’all, something new to try out. This episode is a short story, part of a new series we’d like to start doing. Drop us a line if you have any spooky or spoopy stories you’d like to hear! After all, ’tis the seasonBy shudderbugs

Christmas Presence (2018) Tonight’s the last night of the year, so we’re giving you more Christmas cheer…s because we’re obviously already drunk. Reading is hard, writing is harder, here’s the breakdown you hunks: intimate ghost sex cabins in the woods OooOOooOoo insane couch fears So here’s the to do, to ensure that you too, are getting on our lev…

Christmas Evil (1980) Prepare your back doors because Santa is coming down your chimney tonight! Just kidding. He’s already in your bed tucking you in like nighty night and you all know what that means. Its Santa Daddy Big Al taking care of all your Christmas needs. In this episode he flies us off on a wild eggnog filled adventure with his second f…

All the Creatures Were Stirring (2018) If you like Christmas classics such as The Grinch, Charlie Brown, and National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation then be prepared to add another to your beloved list after watching this masterpiece. We creep on an office party, shop til we drop, get some sweet sweet revenge, move through a cocaine fever dream, and …

Frozen (2010) TUCK AND ROLL! No, but seriously, tuck and roll if you’re going to jump from a high point. Oh, and if you’re in the wilderness are there are wild wolves (that I can only assume must be rabid because of their totally unnatural behaviour), make a lot of noise. They should just leave you alone. Unless you’re unlucky enough to be in the m…

The Amityville Murders (2018) The Amityville murders are a mystery that may never be solved, but this 2018 film tries to portray what that night may have looked like. Unfortunately, you’ll need to be drunker than we got to enjoy it! You’re better off watching the 2005 Amityville Horror because at least you get to enjoy a topless Ryan Reynolds. Grab…

Practical Magic (1998) All I’ve ever wanted was someone to wake me up with midnight margaritas! That and to have magical powers and a baller house. Well, we can’t all have it all, but we can watch movies and pretend! Not a typical horror movie, but definitely one of your gals’ favourites. Grab some vodka and follow us down into this classic ’90s wi…

House of 1000 Corpses (2003) Welcome to the final day of Halloween ‘19! This episode features some background guests and your totally usual hosts just with colds… that’s why we sound so different! We’re hitting you with a classic horror today to celebrate the final Halloween of the two-thousand teens. Drink up! This one is a wild ride. https://shud…

Urban Legend (1998) Sometimes, in the midst of recording a Halloween extravaganza, your guest doesn’t make it through the movie. Ever the champ, though, our good friend and special guest this week rallied through to the bitter end! If you’ve ever wondered how related the size of your hair is to how crazy you are, this movie might have the answer. G…

All Hallows’ Eve (2013) Have you ever stumbled upon an ancient abandoned pool that has a bit of swamp water remaining at the bottom? Have you ever inspected that further and found something beneath the gross and disgusting murky mess? Have you gotten close enough to the putrid liquid to see the nasty outline of heavily used clown panties? If yes, t…

The Possession of Hannah Grace (2018) We’re still not sure if this movie makes us want to never visit a morgue or ever work in one, but it makes us want more vodka! Honestly? At this point, we’ve seen better, we’ve seen worse, and we’re not sure that we’re seeing properly at all. But grab a drink and follow us down with #4 in the HALLOWEEN 2019 COU…

Halloween Countdown 2019! Welcome to day 5 of the Halloween countdown 2019! It’s been a sec, so this episode is a catch-up (no, not Ketchup, sorry Kaeley). Sometimes you just want to get drunk and get caught up on the goings-on in your friends’ lives, so that’s what we did! Stay tuned for more horrors over the next few days as we count down to Hall…

Blair Witch (2016) WE AT IT AGAIN! Welcome to Blair Witch 2.0! Have you ever tried filtering cheap vodka 8-10 times through a charcoal filter? Because we did… and we got fucked up. If you’re into cheap booze and shaky video footage, then this is both the podcast AND movie for you! Pour yourself some Brita filtered vodka and follow us down… https://…

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) If audio porn is what you’re looking for this is… probably not the best place for you. But if you’re looking for two chicks to get drunk and sexy… still not quite the right place. BUT, if you’re looking for two drunk chicks watching a 90s slasher flick sequel, you’ve found it! Get on our level and dive o…

Pumpkinhead (1988) It’s an alien! Wait… is it? Did we just make that part up? What IS Pumpkinhead? Why does his head NOT look like a pumpkin?! How much did we drink this time?!?! I can’t promise this episode will answer any of those questions, but I’m sure you’ll be asking more by the end! Drink up buttercups! https://shudder-bugs.com/wp-content/up…

The Silence (2019) You’re in for a treat this time! Your gals got new mics so we can be deeeep in your ear holes… This episode is not A Quiet Place, but I mean, really… Is it worth the watch? Could it have been better or worse? Could we get more drunk? Dive on in and find out https://shudder-bugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/apr-22-the-silence.mp…

Ouija (2014) Who else had a Ouija board as a kid? Mine didn’t summon any demons… as far as I know, but maybe that has to do with why I have an obsession with horror and all things sinful Things learned from this movie: When people start dying, just STOP, for real! Also, get to know seniors better, because then you’ll be able to tell better when som…

Hereditary (2018) Is it contagious? Is it environmental? Is it psychosomatic? No, it’s Hereditary, and it’s F*CKED! Things we learned from this insane modern horror movie: you have a severe nut allergy? Keep a damn epipen on hand! You’re driving at breakneck speed (heh) down a dark highway? Don’t stick your damn head out the window! Pour a few drin…

Q & A (2019) This week we’re mixing it up! We asked YOU to ask US ANYTHING! And you really did. Even though we asked at the last possible second before recording. So if you want to know our favourite horror films, drinks, and a whole ton of other things, grab a drink and dive on in! https://shudder-bugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/mar-29-q-a.mp3…

Thir13en Ghosts (2001) You ever get drunk, watch a movie, then have no friggen clue what you watched? Even if you’ve seen the movie before? Because that’s what happens here… aggressively. So if you’re looking for drunken shenanigans that make little to no sense, you’ve found the right place! Do a few shots, get on our level, and follow us down this…

Swimfan (2002) Not sure how in 2002 they were able to create a perfect visual representation of Kaeley’s future, but here it is! In this episode, we’re getting drunk, stalker-ey, and revelling in our teenage years. Also some James Taylor for added fun! So drink up buttercups, it’s about to get rowdy. https://shudder-bugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019…

The House on Sorority Row (1983) What happens when your sorority sister plays a gruesome prank on your house mother? And ends up killing her? Maybe? Well… We get drunk and all hell breaks loose! Grab a drink and join us in this 80s slasher flick, because it’s gonna get dirty… https://shudder-bugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/feb-25-house-on-soror…

Valentine (2001) What better way to tie up February than with a drunken Valentines disaster? Also, if you haven’t seen this movie, it has Angel in his prime which is always worth it. Your gals spent the better part of February coughing up their lungs and on a variety of drugs (not the fun kind, the antibiotic and anti-inflammatory kinds), so apolog…

(2008) “For our two year anniversary we should let Netflix choose our movie!” And we did. And we’re sorry… https://shudder-bugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/twilgiht-jan-14.mp3By shudderbugs

Krampus (2015) We made it! Welcome to the end of the holidays for 2018 and with it, the end of the year. In this episode you get a lesson on the most popular holidays for this time of year (especially Kwanzaa for some reason) and get good n classically drunk (holiday drunk, if you will). Built in Krampus drinking game: drink every time someone does…

The Shining (1980) Today we bring you another guest fuelled podcast that is totally wholesome and not offensive in any way to any peoples (totally…). For this classic horror we’re bringing back podcast guest extraordinaries Big Milwaukee and number one sponsor Dag! It gets… well, it’s really something. *This episode is brought to you by absinthe. h…

The Visit (2015) Every once in a while your gals get so drunk while recording that we need to take a break and it gets done in two parts: this is such an episode! Things we learned from the Visit: really just one lesson, don’t send your kids off with your estranged parents! Seriously, just don’t. Or do; I’m not your mom. https://shudder-bugs.com/wp…

Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) In this episode we’ve got a very fun built in drinking game! To play, simply do a shot every time Sam tells her own mother to shut the f**k up or something else equally obscene. What, do people not have that kind of relationship with their mothers? Just Sam? Fill up your cup and prepare your ears for the barrage of…

Better Watch Out (2017) Disclaimer: Shudder Bugs is not a podcast that stays even remotely on topic (as is evidenced by this episode, in which we go on another Skip rant and discuss deeply the reality of threesomes). Shudder Bugs is not responsible for any damage to your ears when listening to our shrill voices (in particular, when Sam starts to ge…

Jennifer’s Body (2009) If Adam Brody was kind of a murderer with a totally safe-space van, would you still…? Because we would, as we discuss thoroughly throughout this dark comedy from 2009. What would you do if your best friend pterodactyl screeched at you then barfed spiky black shit in your face? And finally, what would you do if you got the opp…

Child’s Play (1988) Of course in this episode we go on about being so professional… Welcome to Shudder Bugs, where the tech doesn’t work and the points don’t matter! In this episode you’ll hear half of a recording of us watching original Chucky film Child’s Play. Don’t worry, we still get drunk, that’s one way we will always be consistent. Give you…

Pet Sematary (1989) Welcome to the first episode post Halloween! In this episode we learn to cope with the collective 10 episode hangover that hit us like a truck, by getting drunk and watching things get hit by trucks! We’re watching Stephen King classic Pet Semen-tary, sorry that’s Samatary, no no it’s SEMatary! Or is it Chucky? Grab a big bottle…

Halloween 2018 (2018) It’s the final countdown! Welcome to number 1 in the spoopy mess that has been our 2018 Countdown to Halloween! Where do we even start with this… This episode features special guest and number one podcast sponsor Dag Mavson! Or Dagson! Or whatever you’d like to call him. This episode also features a side-story of Manitoba’s ow…

Re-Animator (1985) Can you believe we’ve made it this far?! Neither can we. In number 2 of our Halloween Spooktacular we are joined by the one and only Simon XXX. He’s telling us more about how things are done in the MB porn scene with the help of a fan favourite Dag Mavson. With 1.5 special guests you know this episode is about to get reallly anim…

The Purge (2013) Welcome to number 3 in the great countdown to Halloween of 2018! In this episode we get classically trashed and rag on a half-decent movie. What would you do if you had 12 hours of anarchy? Would you murder? Would you hide? Would you hide out in the trunk of a car in a parking garage and hope nobody bothers you? We know what we’d d…

The Exorcist (1973) Welcome to Part Two: Electric Boogaloo! In number 4 on the countdown to Halloween extravaganza we continue with 1970s classic horror The Exorcist. In this half we end up drunk enough that you may or may not find us coherent. But hey, at least we tried! So fill up your cup (let it overflow) and follow us down! https://shudder-bug…

The Exorcist (1973) How drunk and rambling can we really get? You’re about to find out in number 5 of our ultra mega extreme countdown to Halloween 2018! How much can Sam hate on pea soup? And how often can Kaeley disagree with everything Sam says? Pour a glass or five and join us in the first part of this classic 70s horror! https://shudder-bugs.c…

The Return of the Living Dead (1985) If you thought we sounded drunk in the first part just you wait… Welcome to day 6 of the magnificent countdown to Halloween! With our very special guest we go hard deep into this glorious boob-filled 80s classic. Brains? More brains? Yes, please! Just pickle our brains in vodka and we can call it a day (Also in …

The Return of the Living Dead (1985) For number 7 in the great Halloween countdown of 2018 we’d like to welcome back special guest Big “Daddy” Milwaukee in a two part series featuring another classic 80s horror flick! Will there be screaming, ranting, and laughter galore? Will we get so drunk we can’t see (again)? Will we maybe even go a little off…

Don’t Hang Up (2016) What happens when two assholes get a podcast? Sorry, I mean what happens when a bunch of young guys get a douchy YouTube channel? They get f**ked up! Not unlike what happened to us while recording this episode for you. Welcome to number 8 in the great Halloween countdown of 2018! Grab a bottle and follow us on down. https://shu…